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The Device: Cocky First Dates - First Access!

Hello to all my curvaceous $10 patrons!

This one is was a sort of a commision as a thanks to Coth, who does all my covers and is an all around awesome dude. He shaped the concept and outline, and I took the opportunity to really have some fun with it! Hopefully it comes across as fun and spunky in your brain as it does in mine!

What's a girl to do when she's fed up with her boyfriend but can't risk giving up that awesome dick of his? Now that she has a swapping device, sh...

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It's Just An Ordinary Day pt 2 - Early Access

Hello to my $5 patrons!

At long last, part two of "It's Just an Ordinary Day" is finally finished and available! This one took a little extra time as I had to add a whole extra scene off the top to make the pacing and flow work, but I'm happy with all the horny, jiggly perverted worldbuilding it let me squeeze in!

Let's take a look once again at the synopsis.

Oliver can't quite shake the feeling that something strange is going  on. He's pretty sure that the...

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$10 Early Access Future Story Poll 8!

Hello $5 patrons!

It's time for the next round of polls!

Hopefully this round won't be up for quite so long, now that I'm moving things around to give myself a bit more time to work on the feature! This story will be the one I write after I finish Master PC: My Master The Bimbo, however long that may take.

As mentioned, there's been a lot of clamor for it, so this time we are absolutely going to be doing a story in the Testing Device universe! For those unfamiliar, the testi...

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$10 First Access Future Story Poll 8!

Hello $10 patrons! 

It's time for the next round of polls!

Hopefully this round won't be up for quite so long, now that I'm moving things around to give myself a bit more time to work on the feature! This story will be the one I write after I finish Master PC: My Master The Bimbo, however long that may take. 

As mentioned, there's been a lot of clamor for it, so this time we are absolutely going to be doing a story in the Testing Device universe! For those unfamili...

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Poll 07 Results!

Wow, I know I talk a lot about how close these polls can be but this one was crazy. The top three candidates have been jockeying back and forth so frequently that every time I take a peak expecting one to be the clear winner, a different one has just barely pulled into the lead.

It's such a tight finish, in fact, that a single patron vote would have pushed things in entirely the other direction!

Before we get to the results however, lets take a look at this poll's word cloud!

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It's Just An Ordinary Day pt 2 - First Access!

Hello to my obliviously endowed $10 patrons!

At long last, part two of "It's Just an Ordinary Day" is finally finished! This one took a little extra time, I had to add a whole extra scene off the top to make the pacing and flow work, but I'm happy with all the horny, jiggly perverted worldbuilding it let me squeeze in!

Let's take a look once again at the synopsis. 

Oliver can't quite shake the feeling that something strange is going  on. He's pretty su...

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Blowjob Study Group - Early Access

Hello $5 Patrons!

Ordinary Day is finally finished and will be working its way through the pipeline soon, but first I'm back with another short!

The last short really reminded me that I tend to write best when I’ve got characters involved so this time I’m experimenting a bit with that. This one's a little rougher than I'd like, but it was a lot of fun to play around with.

What a horrible fate! It's the night of the biggest, hottest, party of the year, and Fletc...

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Blowjob Study Group - First Access!

Hello to my less-bikini-clad-but-no-less-buxom $10 Patrons!

This is not "Ordinary Day part 2," alas! I had to add a big extra scene to the top to make it pace properly and, well, that takes longer than I had the time for. Instead, I'm back with another short!

The last short really reminded me that I tend to write best when I’ve got characters involved so this time I’m experimenting a bit with that. This one's a little rougher than I'd like, but it was a lot of fun to play ar...

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My Best Friend, The Bimbo - Early Access

Hello $5 Patrons!

I’ve got a fun one for you today! It’s quick, its silly, it’s sexy, and it asks asks the question, “what would you do if your best friend woke up a sex-addled nymphomaniac slut?” I mean, I think that’s a question we all need to ask in our lives. What would you do?

Let’s take a look at the synopsis shall we?

Grant's friend Gordon has been cursed into a sexy, horny girl! Now they’ve got to hunt down someone who can turn him back. But ...

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My Best Friend, The Bimbo - First Access!

Hello to all my buxom, bikini-clad $10 Patrons!

I’ve got a fun one for you today! It’s quick, its silly, it’s sexy, and it asks asks the question, “what would you do if your best friend woke up a sex-addled nymphomaniac slut?” I mean, I think that’s a question we all need to ask in our lives. What would you do?

Let’s take a look at the synopsis shall we?

Grant's friend Gordon has been cursed into a sexy, horny girl! Now they’ve got to hunt down someo...

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It's Just An Ordinary Day pt 1 - Early Access

Hello $5 patrons!

I am proud to announce that at long last "It's Just An Ordinary Day," the winner of our 6th story poll, is finally done! This one was a ton of fun to write and I really got to dig in with a lot of crazy sexiness and fun world building! I'm not saying this is exactly the kind of world I'd most want to live in but it comes pretty close!

But of course, it's been a while, so let's look back at the winning synopsis shall we?

Oliver can't quite shake...

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It's Just An Ordinary Day pt 1 - First Access!

Hello to all my amazing $10 patrons! 

I am proud to announce that at long last "It's Just An Ordinary Day," the winner of our 6th story poll, is finally done! This one was a ton of fun to write and I really got to dig in with a lot of crazy sexiness and fun world building! I'm not saying this is exactly the kind of world I'd most want to live in but it comes pretty close!

But of course, it's been a while, so let's look back at the winning synopsis shall we? 

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Wishes Gone Wrong - Sapphic Sorority Sluts Gone Wild pt2 - Early Access!

Hello $5 patrons!

I'm back with a longer, hotter second half to that Wishes Gone Wrong short! This one clocks in at a stunning ~9k, meaning the two combined (17k) are longer than some of my long-form stories, though still nowhere near the towering behemoths of the other Wishes Gone Wrong (30k,50k).

Let's take a look once again a the plot!

When nebbish everyman Harper wishes that he could go unremarked among a hyper-sexualized sorority house, he probably should have ...

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Wishes Gone Wrong - Sapphic Sorority Sluts Gone Wild pt2 - First Access!

Hello my beautiful $10 patrons!

I'm back with a longer, hotter second half to that Wishes Gone Wrong short! This one clocks in at a stunning ~9k, meaning the two combined (17k) are longer than some of my long-form stories, though still nowhere near the towering behemoths of the other Wishes Gone Wrong (30k,50k).

Let's take a look once again a the plot!

When nebbish everyman Harper wishes that he could go unremarked among a hyper-sexualized sorority house, he probabl...

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Wishes Gone Wrong - Sapphic Sorority Sluts Gone Wild pt1 - Early Access

Hello everybody!

Today I've got a special treat! It's the first half of what turned out to be a very long Wishes Gone Wrong short. I had intended it to be maybe 5k words, but I planned poorly and now it's looking it'll be out in two jumbo installments of ~17k total!

Let's look at the plot!

When nebbish everyman Harper wishes that he could go unremarked among a hyper-sexualized sorority house, he probably should have specified not as a member! Now he's finding himsel...

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Wishes Gone Wrong - Sapphic Sorority Sluts Gone Wild pt1 - First Access!

Hello everybody!

Today I've got a special treat! It's the first half of what turned out to be a very long Wishes Gone Wrong short. I had intended it to be maybe 5k words, but I planned poorly and now it's looking it'll be out in two jumbo installments of ~6k each! 

Let's look at the plot!

 When nebbish everyman Harper wishes that he could go unremarked among a hyper-sexualized sorority house, he probably should have specified not as a member! Now he's find...

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Catgirl Maid with a Swapping Device - Early Access

Hello to my $5 patrons!

The full name of this story is "Catgirl-Maid’s Futa-Milf-Mistress With a Testing Device, and That’s Not All! - Director’s Cut", but that doesn't even come close to fitting on a business card, haha.

I had hoped to have a Wishes Gone Wrong short for you all today, but as I really dig into it it's proving longer than expected and I want to give it the time and love it needs to make it really pop, so instead please enjoy this crazy story which was the sec...

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Catgirl Maid with a Swapping Device - First Access!

Hello to my magnificent $10 patrons!

The full name of this story is "Catgirl-Maid’s Futa-Milf-Mistress With a Testing Device, and That’s Not All! - Director’s Cut", but that doesn't even come close to fitting on a business card, haha)

I had hoped to have a Wishes Gone Wrong short for you all today, but as I really dig into it it's proving longer than expected and I want to give it the time and love it needs to make it really pop, so instead please enjoy this crazy story whic...

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Ifrit de Corps - Early Access

Hello $5 patrons! 

This week's double-sized update is a weird one! This was the first of the two CYOA adventures I ran for the discord this past month, which means it's wild and fast paced and surprisingly plot heavy, though it gets a little strange with the themes it digs into. Let's take a peek at the synopsis!

Adrianna just stole a magic lamp! But when she and her partner in crime try to use it, they quickly find themselves tangled in the mischievous machinations ...

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Ifrit de Corps - First Access!

Hello amazing $10 Patrons!

This week's double-sized update is a weird one! This was the first of the two CYOA adventures I ran for the discord this past month, which means it's wild and fast paced and surprisingly plot heavy, though it gets a little strange with the themes it digs into. Let's take a peek at the synopsis!

Adrianna just stole a magic lamp! But when she and her partner in crime try to use it, they quickly find themselves tangled in the mischievous machinatio...

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All Bets Are Off - Early Access

Hello my $5 patrons!

Today we've got a bit of a rollercoaster on our hands! This one's a little different than my usual fare - It starts out rather light and funny but has a bit of a sharp twist once you dig down into it. This one was a lot of me experimenting with pacing and playing around with actually describing transformations happening in real time instead of instantaneously. Let's take a look at the synopsis!

Isaac has bet his friend Ian that he can turn him into a ...

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All Bets Are Off - First Access!

Hello my amazing $10 patrons!

Today we've got a bit of a rollercoaster on our hands! This one's a little different than my usual fare - It starts out rather light and funny but has a bit of a sharp twist once you dig down into it. This one was a lot of me experimenting with pacing and playing around with actually describing transformations happening in real time instead of instantaneously. Let's take a look at the synopsis!

Isaac has bet his friend Ian that he can turn hi...

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Jack E. Malones: Oblivious Bimbo-at-Law - Early Access!

Hello $5 Patrons!

Today's offering gets back to some tried and true themes that I know a lot of you have been salivating for! Again, it's a little rougher than Id' like, but it's kinda silly, kinda sexy, and it was a lot of fun writing it!

Up and coming lawyer Jack doesn't understand why he can't land a job. Is it his tits? are they too big? Are ass-length pony-tails out of style? Is his lingerie not formal enough? Why is it that no one treats him seriously as a candidate...

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Jack E. Malones: Oblivious Bimbo-at-Law - First Access!

Hello $10 Patrons! 

Today's offering gets back to some tried and true themes that I know a lot of you have been salivating for! Again, it's a little rougher than Id' like, but it's kinda silly, kinda sexy, and it was a lot of fun writing it!

Up and coming lawyer Jack doesn't understand why he can't land a job. Is it his tits? are they too big? Are ass-length pony-tails out of style? Is his lingerie not formal enough? Why is it that no one treats him seriously as a ca...

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I Can't Stop Cumming! Ep2 - Attack of the Dickgirl Cheerleaders - Early Access

Hello $5 Patreons!

I'm back with a.. sequel? That's right! This is a continuation of "I Can't Stop Cumming!" where we dive back into that horny cum-soaked world  to take a look at a futanari cheer practice! though of course, not all  is as it seems!

This one is mostly horny and pretty silly and I didn't quite get to  polish it up as cleanly as I'd like, but it's good and long and hopefully sexy enough to make up for the lack of smut in the last update !

Let's ...

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I Can't Stop Cumming! Ep2 - Attack of the Dickgirl Cheerleaders - First Access!

Hello beautiful $10 Patreons!

 I'm back with a.. sequel? That's right! This is a continuation of "I Can't Stop Cumming!" where we dive back into that horny cum-soaked world  to take a look at a futanari cheer practice! though of course, not all  is as it seems! 

This one is mostly horny and pretty silly and I didn't quite get to  polish it up as cleanly as I'd like, but it's good and long and hopefully sexy enough to make up for the lack of smut in the las...

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Body Swap Blitz - Early Access!

Hello Everybody!

We're back to the short stories! I've got a few really fun and really hot ones in the pipeline right now, but none of them are quite ready for release, so instead here's a double-length short that also started out as a CYOA during my thing-a-day!

This one is frantic, exciting, action packed and it's got absolutely zero pornographic elements! Wait, what? That's right, I'm warning you now! It's got body swaps and cheerleaders but it comes hard and fast with nary a ...

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Body Swap Blitz - First Access!

Hello Everybody!

We're back to the short stories! I've got a few really fun and really hot ones in the pipeline right now, but none of them are quite ready for release, so instead here's a double-length short that also started out as a CYOA during my thing-a-day!

This one is frantic, exciting, action packed and it's got absolutely zero pornographic elements! Wait, what? That's right, I'm warning you now! It's got body swaps and cheerleaders but it comes hard and fast with nary a ...

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Anything You Can Do Pt 2 - Early Access

Hello $5 patrons!

At last - at long last! - it is finished! Wishes Gone Wrong: Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better pt 2 is finally done!

It's been a while so lets take a look back at the plot, shall we?

"When Nick wishes his longtime rival Noland would be a girly boycrazy cocksucker and that he would be better than Noland at everything Noland holds dear, he probably should have specified one or the other. Now Nick finds himself in a world where he's always won -...

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$5 Early Access Future Story Poll 07

Hello hello $5 Patrons!

Round Seven! Has it really only been seven? Wow time flies!

I’ve got a great set of choices for you this time! The short stories I’ve been doing lately have really given me a chance to explore a lot of space that normally I’d be playing around with via these longer stories. This gives me a lot more room to really let these feature-length pieces be their own things and to really take advantage of the longer scope! Its very freeing, and this selection I...

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