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$10 First Access Future Story Poll 07

Hello hello $10 Patrons!

Round Seven! Has it really only been seven? Wow time flies!

I’ve got a great set of choices for you this time! The short stories I’ve been doing lately have really given me a chance to explore a lot of space that normally I’d be playing around with via these longer stories. This gives me a lot more room to really let these feature-length pieces be their own things and to really take advantage of the longer scope! Its very freeing, and this selection ...

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Future Story Poll 06 Results!

Hello Everybody!

This one’s been a long time coming, but its finally time to put this race to bed!

The winner of this one came out the gate like lightning and refused to back down. It was clear from day one what people wanted, and despite an impressive showing from the runner up, catching up on the public vote, it just couldn’t bear against the sheer weight of the patrons!

Before we get into the final results though, let’s see the "What do you want to see next" wordclo...

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Anything You Can Do Pt 2 - First Access!

Hello hello to all my amazingly beautiful $10 patrons!

At last - at long last! - it is finished! Wishes Gone Wrong: Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better pt 2 is finally done!

It's been a while so lets take a look back at the plot, shall we? 

"When Nick wishes his longtime rival Noland would be a girly boycrazy cocksucker and that he would be better than Noland at everything Noland holds dear, he probably should have specified one or the other. Now Nick finds...

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Hacking The Reality Simulator - Early Access

Hello to all my $5 patrons!

Anything You Can Do wasn't quite done yet, but I didn't want to ruin my update schedule streak, so here’s another little gem from my thing-a-day, polished off and ripe for consumption!

Kat and his companion AI have just hacked their own private reality simulator! Now reality itself is at their virtual disposal! Once they work out all these bugs, that is! But who is this mysterious girl who seems aware of all the changes they make? And wh...

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Hacking The Reality Simulator - First Access!

Hello to all my studly $10 patrons!

Anything You Can Do is not quite done yet, but I don’t want to ruin my update schedule streak, so here’s another little gem from my thing-a-day, polished off and ripe for consumption!

Kat and his companion AI have just hacked their own private reality simulator! Now reality itself is at their virtual disposal! Once they work out all these bugs, that is! But who is this mysterious girl who seems aware of all the changes they mak...

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The Device - A Beach Story pt2 - First Access!

Hello hello $5 Patrons!

I'm back with part 2 of a beach story! That's right, this one is longer, swappier, and gets into all kinds of sexy little hijinx!

What better time for a horny dude like Daniel to test out your new  swapping device than with a trip down to the beach with his best friend?  Silly, sexy, swappy chaos results as a bikini contest gets rigged and  Daniel’s best friend slowly starts to become much much more.

I gotta...

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The Device - A Beach Story pt2 - First Access!

Hello to all you sexy 10$ patrons out there!

I'm back with part 2 of a beach story! That's right, this one is longer, swappier, and gets into all kinds of sexy little hijinx! 

What better time for a horny dude like Daniel to test out your new  swapping device than with a trip down to the beach with his best friend?  Silly, sexy, swappy chaos results as a bikini contest gets rigged and  Daniel’s best friend slowly starts to become much much more.<...

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The Device - A Beach Story pt1 - Early Access

Hello to all my $5 patrons!

I'm taking a long-awaited vacation this month, but I don't want to leave  you hanging!

Please accept this story I wrote back in January as part of my  thing-a-day challenge! I have cleaned it up and run it through the  polisher, and now, at least, it is appropriate for the season!

What better time for a horny dude like Daniel to test out your new  swapping device than with a trip down to the beach with his best fri...

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The Device - A Beach Story pt1 - First Access!

Hello to all my beautiful $10 patrons!

I'm taking a long-awaited vacation this month, but I don't want to leave  you hanging!   

Please accept this story I wrote back in January as part of my  thing-a-day challenge! I have cleaned it up and run it through the  polisher, and now, at least, it is appropriate for the season!  

What better time for a horny dude like Daniel to test out your new  swapping device than with a trip down...

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Bonus Story - I Can't Stop Cumming! - Early Access

Hello $5 patrons!

We're continuing the Futa theme with this next short story offering!  This one's bigger on world-building but no less sexy, especially if  you like 'em huge, hard and gooey!

"Delilah is just your typical every day highschool senior. She  studies hard, she does cheerleading, and she's got a monster cock and  balls that constantly drip and ooze cum. sure, she's a little juicier  than her peers, but why does she feel like such a freak? A...

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Bonus Story - I Can't Stop Cumming! - First Access!

Hello beautiful $10 patrons!

We're continuing the Futa theme with this next short story offering!  This one's bigger on world-building but no less sexy, especially if  you like 'em huge, hard and gooey! 

"Delilah is just your typical every day highschool senior. She  studies hard, she does cheerleading, and she's got a monster cock and  balls that constantly drip and ooze cum. sure, she's a little juicier  than her peers, but why does she feel lik...

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Bonus Story! - My Boyfriend's Girlcock- Early Access!

Hello $5 Patrons!

I've got another tasty short story for you! I've wanted to do something with futa as the main element for quite a while now and it's finally happened. It's silly, it's sexy, it's got a bit of sweetness to it. I hope you'll enjoy!

"When Charlie wishes his fetishes into real life, he really should have specified the scope! Now it seems like the whole world is spinning out of control. Luckily his girlfriend Cassey isn't just okay with it, she's just as dick-throbbin...

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Bonus Story! - My Boyfriend's Girlcock- First Access!

Hello My Amazing $10 Patrons!

I've got another tasty short story for you! I've wanted to do something with futa as the main element for quite a while now and it's finally happened. It's silly, it's sexy, it's got a bit of sweetness to it. I hope you'll enjoy!

"When Charlie wishes his fetishes into real life, he really should have specified the scope! Now it seems like the whole world is spinning out of control. Luckily his girlfriend Cassey isn't just okay with it, she's just as d...

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Anything You Can Do Pt 1 - Early Access

Hello $5 Patrons!

It's time at last for Wishes Gone Wrong: Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better pt 1!

It took a little while, but in classic Raz fashion that's mostly because it's just under 20,000 words. Honestly, I had considered holding this back for one more round of polish but there's a point at which you just have to let a story go and you’ve all been waiting oh so patiently.

What's this one got in store for you? Let's take a look back at the survey-winning entry...<...

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Anything You Can Do Pt 1 - First Access!

Hello to all my fantabulous $10 Patrons!

It's time at last for Wishes Gone Wrong: Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better pt 1!

It took a little while, but in classic Raz fashion that's mostly because it's just under 20,000 words. Honestly, I had considered holding this back for one more round of polish but there's a point at which you just have to let a story go and you’ve all been waiting oh so patiently.

What's this one got in store for you? Let's take a look back at the s...

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Bonus Story! - My Husband's Fertile Womb - Early Access!

Hello $5 patrons!

As promised, I'm back with another short!

This one's a little different - I'm using these to sort of playing around with different themes, putting my own spin on them. This one is kind of a romantic take on some stuff that's normally a little dark. It may not be for everybody and that's okay!

"Bill and his wife have been trying for a year to get pregnant with no success. In their desperation they turned to a fertility clinic that promised results. What the ...

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Bonus Story! - My Husband's Fertile Womb - First Access!

Hello to all my heavenly $10 patrons!

As promised, I'm back with another short! 

This one's a little different - I'm using these to sort of playing around with different themes, putting my own spin on them. This one is kind of a romantic take on some stuff that's normally a little dark. It may not be for everybody and that's okay! 

"Bill and his wife have been trying for a year to get pregnant with no success. In their desperation they turned to a fertility clinic ...

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Anything You Can Do - Status Update!

Hello everybody!

I'm here with a long overdue status update regarding Anything You Can Do!

As of this morning, I am at 14,753 words and am just switching from my final 'rough' draft to the first of my 'good' draft passes. I want to say it's going to take another 2 weeks at least to be on the safe side, but its more realistically going to be 3, especially since I want to go through and add a recurring vein or two of just good horny desperation. 

I'm expecting at least 18...

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Bonus Story! - My Oblivious Slut Roommate - Early Access!

Hello $5 patrons!

While writing Anything You Can Do I got inspired by a stray thought and ended up putting together a short story!

That's right, I actually did a piece of fiction less than 10,000 words long!

"Jack is having a weird day - everybody keeps acting as though he's some kind of freak just because he keeps showing off his killer tits and strutting around in a microskirt and heels, as though that wasn't perfectly normal behavior for a manly college dude like himself....

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Bonus Story! - My Oblivious Slut Roommate - First access!

Hello to all my amazing $10 patrons! 

While writing Anything You Can Do I got inspired by a stray thought and ended up putting together a short story!

That's right, I actually did a piece of fiction less than 10,000 words long!

"Jack is having a weird day - everybody keeps acting as though he's some kind of freak just because he keeps showing off his killer tits and strutting around in a microskirt and heels, as though that wasn't perfectly normal behavior for a manly c...

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And Other Duties as Required pt 3b - Early Access

It's time for the climax!

That's right,  $5 Patrons! At long last, it's the final part of Other Duties!

In this section everything comes to an orgasmic confrontation during the concert to end all concerts! Miki's been working her sweet butt off trying to tame her inner demons in preparation for this event, but Madeline isn't about to take things lying down! What perverted new tricks does she have up her sleeve? Will our girl emerge victorious and return to her old life? Or wi...

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$5 Early Access Future Story Poll 05

Hello again everybody!

The sixth round of polling is upon us at last!

I’ve had a lot of people clamoring for more classic swap stuff and this round of stories I hope delivers on that! We’ve got oblivious protagonists, we’ve got good weird sexy fun, and we’ve got a few that really get into the nitty gritty of swap drama.

Before you read any farther! Patrons! Please remember to fill out the follow up questionnaire! Your vote counts just as heavily there as it does in t...

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$10 Early Access Future Story Poll 05

Hello again everybody!

The sixth round of polling is upon us at last!

I’ve had a lot of people clamoring for more classic swap stuff and this round of stories I hope delivers on that! We’ve got oblivious protagonists, we’ve got good weird sexy fun, and we’ve got a few that really get into the nitty gritty of swap drama.

Before you read any farther! Patrons! Please remember to fill out the follow up questionnaire! Your vote counts just as heavily there as it does in t...

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Story Poll 05 Results!

Hello Everybody!

I hope you’re all excited! This has been an absolutely crazy round of polling. The fact that it’s been up for so long gave the public vote a huge surge, but the enhanced weight of the Patreon Vote let the subscribers really throw their weight around!

From the beginning this fight was between Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better and Visit From the /tg/ Fairy - two stories I’m very happy to see doing so well. Anything You Can Do was t...

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And Other Duties as Required pt 3b - First Access!

It's time for the climax!

That's right, my darling, fantastic $10 Patrons! At long last, it's the final part of Other Duties!

In this section everything comes to an orgasmic confrontation during the concert to end all concerts! Miki's been working her sweet butt off trying to tame her inner demons in preparation for this event, but Madeline isn't about to take things lying down! What perverted new tricks does she have up her sleeve? Will our girl emerge victorious and return to he...

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And Other Duties As Required - Status Update

Hello everybody!

Here's me thinking, "Okay, I promised the 22nd and it's looking like that's not the case so I'll do an update letting everybody know," only to discover that I had projected the 14th as the initial date! I'm completely embarrassed.

Status update:  I'm about half a draft and a coat of polish away from finishing. I hope to be done the draft by the end of the week and then get the polish all applied next week, so the new expected date is the 29th. Current wordcou...

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And Other Duties as Required pt 3a - Early Access

Hello again my wonderful $5 patrons!

I'm excited to announce that the first half of the final part of Other Duties is now ready!

This section comes in at 15,301 words - much longer than I had initially hoped, but it sort of grew a life of its own.

In the aftermath of that toe-curling handshake event, Miki has just under a month to get the girls ready for the concert. Madeline, however, isn't about to make things easy on the poor girl! Now Miki now finds herself dealing not j...

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And Other Duties as Required pt 3a - First Access!

Hello again my amazing, lovely, and oh so beautiful $10 patrons!

I'm excited to announce that the first half of the final part of Other Duties is now ready!

This section comes in at 15,301 words - much longer than I had initially hoped, but it sort of grew a life of its own. 

In the aftermath of that toe-curling handshake event, Miki has just under a month to get the girls ready for the concert. Madeline, however, isn't about to make things easy on the poor girl! Now Mi...

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Status update: Other Duties As Required pt3a

Hello everybody!

Long story short: the next part (part 3a) is not going to be ready on the 24th. Updated estimate is for the weekend of Feb 6th.

I was hoping I wouldn't have to make this announcement, but here we are.

Honestly, the biggest hurdle on this one was that I hadn't gone into enough detail with this particular section when I was drawing out the whole-story outline. I knew the loose elements of it and what needed to happen to lead into the next chapter - plus a few ...

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And Other Duties as Required pt 2 - Early Access

Hello to my beautiful $5 patreons!

It's time! The wait on this one was even longer than last one, but it clocks in at a massive 26,463 words - 25% more content than part one!

And boy what a part! With everything established, we now get to dive into the nitty gritty of Mikio's girly new idol life, fresh off the heels of that carnally explicit photoshoot. With only a week to prepare for the looming handshake event that will decide his destiny, will he be able to learn the ropes in t...

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