You come to me on the day of my daughters wedding, and you bring me a Patreon Extended Cut?
I would have preferred a small clip of chad's nuts, in fact I'm going to look for the time stamp right now.
Hey, I'm watching here!
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2023-07-25 14:33:27 +0000 UTC View PostHELLO PATREON!
Enjoy this Super Cut of the Cameos that couldn't be included in the main cut on YouTube.
Edited by Jess.
PATRONS OF THE COLD ONES:
Enjoy this crisp 10,5175 seconds of some fellas being fellas!!! Havin' a few grogs!!! & Relaxing!!! & CHillin!!!! & talking about cool stuff !!!
Kind Regards,
Tim
Cold Ones HR Department
Most of these issues can be attributed to the fungus.
2023-07-03 05:49:41 +0000 UTC View PostTales recounted of the mysterious sightings seen after dark in the Cold Ones alleyway.
2023-06-23 07:38:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Patrons!
We are having an EXTREMELY LIMITED event in Melbourne to taste our new alcohol!
Tickets are FREE but limited to ONE PER PERSON.
We're expecting them to go fast, which is why we're giving you guys first dibs.
The event is 18+ only with ID checks at the door, so please dont register unless you are of legal age.
Sign up on the Website Above!
im eatin wet soil!
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2023-06-18 03:33:10 +0000 UTC View Post
ENJOY 4 HOURS OF UNCUT COOBER PEDY!
Let me address the elephant in the room.
2023-06-06 07:44:49 +0000 UTC View Post
There's a Rule 34 Website?
2023-06-05 07:52:15 +0000 UTC View Post
POUR DA GRAVY!
Enjoy this extended podcast with the charismatic virtuoso of rhymes, the one and only Yung Gravy!
2023-06-02 10:15:55 +0000 UTC View Post
HELLO COLD ONES PATREONS!
Check out this extended cut of the ultimate unboxing extravaganza with $20k worth of mind-boggling Etsy treasures, including some exclusive goodies just for you!
Sadly, we had to fire Darcy to fund this madness. We wish him the best of luck in his future endeavors (just kidding, please don't quit darcy.)
Enjoy!
2023-05-21 22:49:07 +0000 UTC View Post
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2023-05-09 20:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostSorry I can't make it, my Grandma's dead.
2023-05-04 12:06:12 +0000 UTC View PostAnyway... What's your dream home?
2023-04-21 13:58:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Golf, Lode Runner, Quest 64, Gambling, and maybe another one I'm forgetting, WE PLAYED THEM ALL!
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SO UH BASICALLY BIG BALL!
2023-04-15 19:30:00 +0000 UTC View PostWaiter, One Spongebob Vinyl Toy Please.
2023-04-09 06:08:56 +0000 UTC View PostI love... worm.
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HOLY SHIT SCIENCE IS FREAKING EPIC
RICK AND MORTY!!!!!
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Chad will never die while filming Cold Ones.
2023-03-23 14:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The Inaguaral Episode of our new Weekly Patreon Exclusive Podcast.
This week, we discuss Chad's Autism, Bald People & do some Simpsons Trivia for some reason!
Enjoy!
The LIMITED EDITION & LONG AWAITED Cold Ones Mugs are now Exclusively Available only to you guys!
We will be posting these on our public channels in 32 Hours, but they are LIMITED STOCK and NEVER TO BE RE-RELEASED, so we wanted to give you guys first dibs before they run out!
ALSO, the code "COLD1PATREON" will get the first 500 orders from here 20% OFF 🏷
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