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We Made Beer *EXTENDED CUT* Pong Even Worse...

aye yo fools, whats poppin' ?

check out this nice one fun nice cool time we had extended footage edit. cool 👍

LET US KNOW in a COMMENT bellow your thoughts on the.... 🤔

Real vs Fake Alcohol Taste Test - [EXTENDED]

what's up patrons - ENJOY this same day extended cut upload where the true experience of a cold ones video shoot is EXPOSED. 

in the comments bellow, let us know 

Gaming Videos!

What games would you like to see the boys play?

Any Era, Any Console.

YOUR WISH IS OUR COMMAND

What Do YOU Want us to Discuss?

We're filming the first of many Patreon Exclusive Podcasts this week, leave a comment with what you'd like us to talk about and we MIGHT talk about it!!!

A Month of Inactivity

Hi all, Scott here.

I wanted to just give you guys a quick update about the lack of content recently, and the lack of updates.

Rest assured, the filming team has been working hard making new content over these past two months, and we have 8 banger videos filmed and ready to edit that we know you guys are going to enjoy, but that editing part is unfortunately where we've dropped the ball.

For a myriad of reasons, including our soon to be ex-landlord removing the air con...

Testing GARBAGE Tech with DankPods - Extended Cut

HELLLOOO PATREONS!

How are things? How was your new years?? Did you get fruity???

The team at Cold Ones HQ have been hard at work! So much so that we might have been running a little "ogre time" on getting this extended cut out to you. Sorry about that one folks...

Rest assured, we aren't dead and we're swinging back into 2023 with some absolute bangers Coming Soon™.

Enjoy this extended cut of the boys chatting it up with the Dankest Dankpods.

[RE-UP] WISH BOARD GAMES VID EXTENDED

PATREON SUX SORRY FOR REUPLOAD - extended version of the vid we uploaded today, gave scott subtitles hopefully maybe give him a mic next time?? Gay

WHO KNOWS IT MIGHT FUCK UP AFTER MAKING PUBLIC AGAIN LOL

[RE-UP] SCAMMING BRANDS - Extended Edition!

Holy fuck I didn't realise how many brands we hit up who didn't send us stuff.... man... did we fall off?

Oh well, at least we have you guys 😂

❤️ SCOTT RYAN CHAD PREZOH AND DEEZ

A Cold Ones Christmas 2020 Extended!

Hey Guy and Girls,

Here is the edited and extended Christmas video, just a lot of gifts that didn't make the final cut and a heap more extra footage.

Thank you all for the continued support and we'll see you all in 2021!

Love,

Max, Chad, Scott & Prezoh <3

[RE-UP] $1000 UBER EATS MUKBANG (ft. UberEats Guy)

Please Enjoy (Early) this footage of us spending your Patreon Money incredibly wisely!

This is the extended edition where we make a bunch of jokes about the Australian fires that we removed from the final version, so please don't leak it or we will be cancelled!

<3 Max & Chad

Please Add Your Addresses!

We have some stuff in the works, NO GUARANTEES OF ANYTHING but if you could all make sure you have your address (at least city) updated in your profile, you will have a better chance of taking part in our killing spr- I mean... future activities 🙂

Info on how to do that here!

THANKS
Skög

We Tried INSANE TikTok Products Extended Cut

YOOOOOOO! what's up patrons of the cold ones patreon and fellow visitors of petreon.com/coldones from far and wide. 

I would like to present you an epic extended edition of the most recent video we pulled together.

In the comments bellow say absolutely nothing!!

Edited by Jess. Thumbnail by Banksy. 

We Tested AWFUL Celebrity Alcohol (AGAIN) Extended Cut

Sheesh! Another same day Patreon Upload? How we manage to do that? 🤔


This one is a good one folks! Lots of little extra segments that didnt make the main video alongside full uncensoring for your viewing pleasure!

Chad really let it rip on this episode, and we still can't get rid of the smell in the studio...

We hope you have Merry Christmas. Slam a couple of Cold Ones for us 🍻

We Tried DESPERATELY to Break A World Record (Extended)

HELLOOO!

SAME DAY PATREON UPLOAD! LETS GOOO!

I'ma keep it a buck fifty with you, I think most of us thought Max would no longer be with us after attempting that lemon juice record...

Enjoy an extended cut of Max and Chad trying to break some world records!

We Spent $5,000 on the Wish BLACK MARKET (Extended)

Hey Legends!

I've been briefly let out of the locked up basement at the Cold Ones office to share a Patreon edit with you.

Sit back, relax and enjoy this extended cut of the boys spending $5000 on wish!

Cold Ones Merch Ad Blooper Reel.

Hellloooo!

Jess edited this funny little blooper reel for you guys, we're gonna try making more of these cool little quick easy to digest reels for you guys :D 

Cheers,

Testing "As Seen On TV" Cleaning Products (Extended)

Good day ladies and gentlemen, enjoy this exquisite extended cut from the recent ASTV upload. FYI the cop cam was later donated to the local police force to help fight  crime. :)  The rest of the products were donated to a local family but then sadly all destroyed in a house fire. :) 

edited by jess

!!!BONUS CONTENT ALERT!!!

Cold ones phrases of the week are as follows: 

"my dick itchy" - Scott

"i'm poor"...

Fiverr Animations - Extended Cut

"fuck them, fucking needy bastards. they should just give me money" - Chad just then when I asked him what I should write here.  

So since chad has given me full creative control here. Thanks for supporting us and providing me a wage and office and a nice ultrawide monitor and fast pc for editors. 

enjoy this extended cut edited by Silas the man legend editor 

kind regards,

Darcy 

Missing animations from Fiverr Animations

Hey Culk Grinders,

These are all the missing animations from the Fiverr animations video, Scott is working hard on getting is $5000 back and silas has ALMOST finished the completed extended cut, 

In the mean time have this <3

suck my shroot. 

MARIO FUCKS A GOOMBA SLOPPY STYLE

This is honestly the best animation from our recent video, but we couldn't show it all thanks to Susan.

Thank God we can post it here for you legends!!!

Full Patreon cut of this video coming soon, appreciate your patience boys.

We just got back from the desert where we filmed a banger video, extended cut is gonna be a movie when it drops, so stay tuned for that.

MUCH LOVE
COLD ONES

Ludwig: No Nut Edition

As you all know we are in the midst of No Nut November... to commemorate this event we have decided to upload the Ludwig episode extended cut featuring NO NUTS! that's right absolutely zero nuts in this episode. 

Enjoy 

LUDWOG TALK SHOW EXTEDED.

Someone time stamps his balls in the comment section.

Listen, its hard to write descriptions for these extended podcasts because we NEVER remember what happened. 

Ludwig was an absolute pleasure to have on and it was fun spending time with him in Australia, can't wait to do it again :)

thanks for money <3 Cold Ones. 

Patreon Exclusive Q&A

Hello Patreots. 

Here is a Q&A we filmed a couple weeks ago in the new studio, please leave us any questions we might not have answered under the video. 

We will do another one sometime next year. 

God Bless! 

[RE-UP] Cold Ones EXTENDED - Ian Hecox

A little Re-upload of the Ian from SMOSH podcast.

Filmed almost over three years ago! can't believe its been that long already.

Enjoy <3  

[RE-UP] Cold Ones EXTENDED - bbno$

Alex and Dan recently visit Australia and we caught up with our good mates.

After chatting a bit we sat down and re watched parts in the extended cut and we noticed it wasn't back up on patreon yet.

SO HERE IT IS! <3 

Hope you all enjoy. 

[RE-UP] Pyro Extended!

Excited to have our first ever female guest!

Sorry for the delay on this one guys, the file is big and our Australian internet is poor - this version will also be replaced with a version that has optimised audio soon, we just didn't want to delay any longer.

<3 Max & Chad

We Bought Every Weird Ad We Saw (Extended)

There is a Chair, It is Walking, it has Shoes!!!!

Sorry for the delay on this one, we accidentally left our address in it!

Edited by Jess

Adult Drinking Games Extended Cut

Hello! 

Here is extended dumbass Child Games extended cut. 

A few games that didn't make the cut plus us showing you how we faked one of them with genius editing. 

Reddit/r/gooncaves

We have a Patreon Q & A Video going Live in the next couple days, and the extended buying dog shit ads video is going up soon, we had some corrupted files so still waiting to get them fixed. 

DRINKING GAMES WITH THE BOYS (Extended)

JUST 90 MINUTES OF BOYS BEING DUDES!!!!

WEIRD ALCOHOL BOTTLES EXTENDED CUT!

Hello American Patriots,

Please enjoy us stupidly drunk and incoherent, we personally have not watched it due to it possibly being super embarrassing so please time stamp your favourite moments in the videos.  

UPDATE! 

I will speak like monkey to make very simple 

• Editors having issues
• we lost footage for a video (blame rowey)
• new office roof leaking, lawsuit with landlord, ...
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