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Roweys first patreon edit! kill or love?
2021-10-31 14:40:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Do Your Worst 😉
E-mail your edits to coldonesmemes@gmail.com and we'll react to the best ones in a future video!
DON'T WATCH THIS IF YOU'RE A COP
2021-10-15 07:12:34 +0000 UTC View Post
HELLO PATRONS!
Apologies for the delays on recent vids! As you guys may know, we're in Victoria where restrictions are super strict at the moment. We've been trying to work up a backlog of videos so that if we do ever get shutdown, we can keep getting content out to you guys.
This has meant Ryan has been promoted to main channel editor to handle the extra workload of videos, which resulted in a gap while we hunted for a full time patreon editor to make sure you guys can ge...
This Video was a God Damn Chaotic Mess in every sense of the word.
Anyway, here's 50 minutes of apes playing with Chocolate Fountains.
THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT!!
<3 COLD ONES
Hey sexy men and women,
This extended cut has lots of cameos that didn't make the main cut!
G'DAY CUNTS!
Here's a nice long extended version of our EXPENSIVE ALCOHOL VID.
Take a nice bottle of $5000 Whiskey and sit down and have a drink with us!
Extended Edition of our most recent video will also be uploaded VERY soon! We had a one off unfortunate event that we will not go into that's caused us to be lacking on Patreon for the last month, but we've got our shit together now and we ain't gonna let delays like that happen ever again.
Cheers for your patien...
Max got a little bit to drunk in this one hehehe, enjoy fellas!
Cheers!
Few donations that didn't make the cut, just us chilling really and using gamer supps paypal to shill cash.
We cut a lot of footage of us just browsing e-girls in the just chatting section hehehe.
another patteon cut dropping in two days!
Thanks guys.
Scott, Max, Ryan, Prezoh & Chad.
2021-07-18 12:18:55 +0000 UTC View Post
What's our Favourite Cold Ones Video? Is Bo Burnham coming on? Did Chad have Cancer? Who's Joe?
All this and more, on today's Patreon Q&A!
Holy fuck I didn't realise how many brands we hit up who didn't send us stuff.... man... did we fall off?
Oh well, at least we have you guys 😂
❤️ SCOTT RYAN CHAD PREZOH AND DEEZ
In this video, we visit our mate Lushsux and learn the ins and outs of the Graffiti World!
Included in this extended edition is more terrifying stories from Lush about bashing cunts, more detail into our amazing artistic process, and also like 17 attempts for Chad to get the intro right.
Here's a fun game: take a drink every time Chad has to restart the intro!
(We're not responsible for the liver damage this may cause)
Thanks Fellas!
❤️SMCRAP (Scott, Max, C...
EXTENDED ANIMATIONS MEME! secret deleted animation at the end of me drunk abusing max for drinking to much during filming and making it impossible to get shit done!
God bless for the ongoing support from ya'll
<3
Max, Chad, Scott, Prezoh & Ryan!
2021-06-03 03:10:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Fellas,
DeeZ Nuts!
here is the kitchen as seen on tv shit extended, you all bullied Ryan enough and he's been grinding away for you fellas and making them nice a long!
God bless.
2021-05-26 12:24:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey guys and girls,
Sorry this one was meant to be posted a couple days ago but the schedule upload errored and I had to fly home to re upload it.
If you ever attempt to drink shit like this, just make sure you film it and tweet us the footage.
GOD BLESS!
2021-05-17 15:39:13 +0000 UTC View Post
SORRY ITS LATE!!! NEW EDITOR RYAN IS GRINDING AS WE SPEAK ON THE NEXT ONE!!
He read your gay comments and even made it longer for you retards.
Enjoy the 51mins of Autism.
Also stop fucking complaining you fucking assholes.
Love Ya
Scott, Max, Chad, Prezoh ... and now RYAN! <3
Ps: Just finished watching the extended cut and I'm really happy with it, Ryan is killing these! make sure you send him love.
2021-05-09 13:50:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Finally, more lung damage.
Thanks for the continued support legends! <3
Here's a tonne of stuff we had to cut and censor for YouTube, with a bunch of extra footage :) Thank you for the support <3 Max & Chad
2021-04-06 19:56:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Some things got in the way of recording so no vids for a little while longer but here's some EXTENDED content during the wait! :) THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTINUED SUPPORT <3
2021-03-11 04:03:33 +0000 UTC View PostHello!!!
Can you all please update your postal information through patreon :) we're just gonna start mailing out shit at random to patreons, this can be cloths ... stuff from videos... and whatever other shit we feel like throwing away, just please make sure you have your postal info set up through patreon so we don't have to chase people up for the correct postal address' :))))
THANK YOU!!!!
2021-02-23 15:10:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Here is the long version guys and girls, not much to say about this one... just a couple mates putting their lives and health at risk for a good video.
Once again, thanks for the money suckers we just spent it on blenders a children's toys.
Hello!
Here is the extended drunk painting video! sorry it was a little short, we where working with LIMITED footage due to Max's mic not being plugged in the whole video lol, we'll make up for it in the next video <3
Remember we're giving away the paintings from this video, so if you're a new or old Patreon just say why you want the painting or some gay shit and we'll pick out people to receive either the paintings or other shit from the video.
Just keep an eye out...
2021-02-11 11:38:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Suckers,
Here is the edited and extended Cameo that got ass fucked and age restricted on YouTube, a lot of deleted requests that never made the cut and a couple cameos that we got but never included in the video.
Thanks for the money and enjoy the extended hell.
Love,
Scott, Max, Chad, Prezoh & Our new Patreon editor Ryan!
Ps: We just watched the extended cut and understand why so many cameo requests never came back lol
2021-02-04 02:26:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Here is the extended I Did A Thing Episode, just a lot of drunk rambling that was cut from the main ep and some stuff we didn't think would be interesting or engaging enough for the YouTube money viewers, hope you guys enjoy <3
Scott, Max, Prezoh & Chad
2021-01-26 22:47:51 +0000 UTC View PostPLEASE ask us questions and make them not retarded.
2021-01-25 08:58:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry about the delay on this one, we all took a holiday, please enjoy the extended content and continue giving us money.
God Bless.
2021-01-21 19:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Guy and Girls,
Here is the edited and extended Christmas video, just a lot of gifts that didn't make the final cut and a heap more extra footage.
Thank you all for the continued support and we'll see you all in 2021!
Love,
Max, Chad, Scott & Prezoh <3
2021-01-02 03:40:07 +0000 UTC View PostHere is some extended hell, thanks for the continued support fellas <3
2020-12-10 15:45:56 +0000 UTC View Post