We're spending the night under the stars with friends after a big bonfire, and it's time to turn in. Not loving the idea of sleeping on the ground, we retreat to the back of my pick-up truck instead, and make a cozy little nest for ourselves. As the fire still burns brightly, and the night goes quiet around us, we have a bit of privacy and certain urges begin to emerge under the blanket. You're in my arms, my hands on your body, and I want to see if I can make you moan loud enough to aler...
2022-03-15 21:00:03 +0000 UTC
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You're an up-and-coming actor and you've landed your first big movie with a major studio. I'm your publicist, and it's my job to help you navigate all of the craziness that's about to come your way. When your agent tells you the studio wants you to fabricate a relationship with your leading lady in public, you're not sure how to handle it. I talk you through it, give you a few tips on how to make it look like you want her, and by the end of the meeting, I realize you may have caught on a ...
2022-03-14 15:01:03 +0000 UTC
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After what felt like the longest day ever, all I want to do is come over, take off your pants, and forget about my day. That's what fuck buddies are for, right? Apparently not. You seem to have something you want to say, so my plans are thwarted. This isn't something I want to talk about, and it's not something I want to hear. But I don't have a choice. All I can say is, after everything is said and done, you'd better be worth the risk...
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2022-03-14 14:01:03 +0000 UTC
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Hello Inner Beauty Patrons! Today is the 2nd anniversary of my very first audio post over on GWA, which was the start of this entire journey, and I wanted to do a little something extra for this tier to celebrate. It's not much, but I hope you find it amusing and it gives you a little smile for today.
Note: If you don't want the fantasy of the audio ruined, best to avoid this clip! It's a behind-the-scenes look at what reco...
2022-03-13 17:01:02 +0000 UTC
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When I called you at work, it was just to check on our dinner plans for tonight. But as soon as I heard your voice, I could no longer fight the memories from last night. Our first time together was amazing and talking to you now, all I want to do is relive it. In vivid detail. You do such wonderful things to me, I can't help it and things go a bit further than expected. It's really too bad you're in your office, where anyone could walk in at any moment...
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2022-03-11 22:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Let's see if we can do this on time this week, shall we?
Last week's post was a little late, but we got the job done. If you haven't had a chance to answer that one yet, do check it out. It's a good one! A huge thank you to everyone who shared an answer! One of my favourite parts of the week is getting to read your responses to these posts.
2022-03-11 00:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to our very first SFW vote for the A Thing of Beauty and Inner Beauty tiers! This poll will go up on the 1st of the month going forward, but I wanted to wait a bit because the A Thing of Beauty tier is new and there were no members yet on the 1st. Now that the tier is a week old and has quite a few members, it's time to get down to business! Inner Beauty tier members, thank you for your patience!
Here's how this will work every...
2022-03-07 15:00:08 +0000 UTC
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This should have gone up on Thursday, but for some reason didn't post at the scheduled time. So we're doing it now instead.
Last week's post had some great answers so check that out if you haven't yet. Thank you to everyone who answered! (I know I'm behind in answering myself, but I'll catch up!)
Here's this week's question:
๐๐ If you could be famous...
2022-03-05 17:52:33 +0000 UTC
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After what felt like the longest day ever, all I want to do is come over, take off your pants, and forget about my day. That's what fuck buddies are for, right? Apparently not. You seem to have something you want to say, so my plans are thwarted. This isn't something I want to talk about, and it's not something I want to hear. But I don't have a choice. All I can say is, after everything is said and done, you'd better be worth the risk...
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2022-03-04 22:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to B's Audio Vault!
It can be a little hard to find things around here, even with the tags at the bottom of the posts, so I wanted to help with that.
To make it easier to find all 31 Exclusive audios in one place, here's a list, with links:
Hello Legacy Patrons! Welcome to your first official month in your "new" tiers!
Because there are now two $3 tiers and two $5 tiers, your new exclusives will have their own post every month to avoid confusion. Only the Legacy tiers will have access to this post.
Without further ado, here's the new audios for the months:
๐ The following audios from February are now available to the $5 Legacy Tier:
2022-03-01 14:31:00 +0000 UTC
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Spring is just around the corner, and that means rebirth, renewal, and, for me anyway, a whole lot less snow! I'm definitely ready for less snow, that's for sure. I'm also ready to have some fun around here this month, so I hope y'all are too!
If you're new here and this is your first announcement post, Welcome to my crazy little corner of the Internet! We have a great group here, so make yourself at home! If you've been here before and you chose to com...
2022-03-01 14:01:03 +0000 UTC
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Another month has come and gone, and here we are, looking forward to the next one! Lots to cover this month, so I'll keep this short and sweet. I cover the new Patreon tiers, what's coming up in March, and a few other things (thought I forgot the mention the new Question of the Week - oops!), all while trying not to make this a 2-hour update (it's not, obviously!).
Thank you for being the best Patrons anyone could ask for! Take care of yourselves!
Until...
2022-02-26 23:00:03 +0000 UTC
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It's time for bed, the baby's asleep, and you're done with your game for tonight. As I'm taking care of my bedtime routine, you offer to help with one particular part, a task that involves two of your favourite parts of my body. We've been so busy adjusting to becoming new parents, we have kind of forgotten some of our favourite things about our own relationship - namely our dynamic. I miss my good boy, and you clearly miss being my good boy. So helping ...
2022-02-25 22:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Another week, another question!
Last week's question had some awesome answers, so thank you to everyone who shared. Haven't done a lot of traveling in the past couple of years, so talking about those bucket list trips was really fun. Y'all are planning some epic trips if given the chance!
Here's this week's question:
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2022-02-25 00:01:00 +0000 UTC
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This month is more action as we see Hector trying to right his brother's wrong through honest combat, while the Greeks and the Trojans look on, all under the watchful, and somewhat vengeful, eyes of the Gods and Godesses who love them so. Not a long chapter, but a good one, so I hope you'll all enjoy it!
~B~ ๐๐๐
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2022-02-24 19:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Introduction
Hello everyone! 2022 is going to be a great year in Beauty-land, and I'm so excited to share with you the first steps in the process of making things happen! For anyone who's been around my Patreon for a while now, you know I try to give you the best experience I possibly can by providing a variety of content so there's something for everyone.
That being said, I'm going to be making some changes to my Patreon tiers, starting Marc...
2022-02-23 04:11:01 +0000 UTC
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A sexy stranger in a store full of sex toys that she just happens to be an expert about is kind of a hot fantasy, right? It certainly doesn't hurt when you go into the store to pick up a couple's gift for a friend. The recommended toy, however, seems like it could be fun for solo play, and the sexy stranger assures you that's the case. She even offers to lock the door and show you how it works...
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2022-02-21 22:01:01 +0000 UTC
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While packing up my apartment, getting ready to move, I found some of your stuff that I thought you might want back. We broke up months ago, but it doesn't seem right not at least attempting to return these things to you. We haven't had any contact since we broke up, so this call isn't easy, and it's even less so because I got your voicemail instead of you directly. Let's see if enough time has passed that I can leave you a coherent message about this...
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2022-02-20 19:01:00 +0000 UTC
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I've lived in this apartment for about a month now, so imagine my surprise when you show up at my door, looking for the former tenant, your ex-girlfriend. You really look like you need to talk when you find out she moved and no one told you about it, so I invite you in for a chat. You slowly tell me a bit about the issues you two had and, well, a couple of the things you mention are things I may be able to help you with. Being older and a bit more experienced in certain things has its adv...
2022-02-18 22:00:04 +0000 UTC
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It seems like we're enjoying the new Question of the Week posts, and last week's was another fun one! Thank you to everyone who answered!
This week's question is actually very similar to one that was suggested in the comments of the first week's post, so I thought it would be a good one. Thank you to Ow...
2022-02-18 00:00:03 +0000 UTC
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We've been marking these papers all night and there's no end in sight. The rain outside makes it impossible to get out of this office and go for a walk, and with it being 1am, we can't exactly walk around inside the campus buildings. Being the dutiful TA that you are, you suggest coffee. A person can only drink so much coffee. When my exhaustion gets the better of me and I make a borderline inappropriate comment, you don't seem offended. You seem very interested. Your job is to help...
2022-02-11 22:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Last week's question was a ton of fun! Thanks to everyone who answered, and to everyone who provided questions for future weeks! Y'all are awesome! If you haven't answered that one yet, check it out. It's a good one!
Here's this week's question:
๐๐ If you could pick up a new skill in an instant, what would it be? ๐๐
Have fu...
2022-02-11 00:00:04 +0000 UTC
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I come stumbling home after a girls' night out, more than a little drunk, and you're waiting up for me, like you usually are. I slur my way through a story about my idiot friend making a fool of herself, confessing her undying love at the bar to a friend of ours, and how he ran the other way. After I sober up a bit, we talk more about it and how she should have known he wasn't into her. There are just ways you can tell, right? During my not-so-brilliant explanation of how to tell if someo...
2022-02-08 22:01:00 +0000 UTC
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One of the reasons we get along so well is that you're the quiet, shy type, and I'm the complete opposite. In fact, I'm quite abrasive when I want to be. But tonight, after watching that alpha male asshole interrupt your conversation with that hot girl at the party, I suddenly wish you were a bit more like me and I make no secret of it when we get back to your place. Sometimes you just have to stand up for yourself and take what you want, you know? But, by the way you're blocking the door...
2022-02-04 22:01:01 +0000 UTC
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The title of the post pretty much sums up the idea of what we're doing here, but let's roll with it, shall we? If you've listened to my last couple of monthly updates, I've mentioned that I hate feeling like I'm always talking about myself. So let's hear more about you, my epic Patrons!
This is pretty simple. Every Thursday, I'll post a question. It will be random and possibly even weird (you do know where you...
2022-02-04 00:01:01 +0000 UTC
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The first month of 2022 is officially over and done, so on to the next! February is the shortest month of the year, and for us here in Canada, it's right smack-dab in the middle of winter, so it's cold, it's dreary, and it's time to start looking forward to spring and warm weather. Although, who am I kidding? I live in oversized hoodies all year 'round, regardless of the season, because I'm perpetually an ice cube (insert "frozen heart" jokes here - hahaha!)...
2022-02-01 15:01:03 +0000 UTC
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You went away for 2 weeks over Christmas to see your family. I gave you very specific instructions to follow while you were gone, namely that you were to edge yourself multiple times daily and not cum once. You were successful in following these instructions, so now that you've come home, it's time to reward you for being such a good boy. I've missed my good boy a lot, and you have a lot of tension to release, so needless to say, I can't wait to get you naked and in my arms...
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2022-01-28 22:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Our first official update of 2022 (the mini sick announcement doesn't count!)! This month hasn't had a lot going on, but there's lots on deck for February now that I'm semi-human again, so check out the update to see what's going on around here.
The TL;DR version of this is, everything has been postponed until February because I got sick (Writers Event, Artists Event, and Patreon tier changes) but lots of awesome thing...
2022-01-28 02:01:00 +0000 UTC
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We're waiting for dinner to be done in the oven, and you notice that I'm not quite myself. Being the good girl that you are, you want to make me feel better. Normally it's my job to take care of you, but just this once I'll allow it. I give you permission to see what you can do about my current mood, but of course, you need to remember that I'm still in charge...
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Here it is! The audio created from t...
2022-01-25 22:00:03 +0000 UTC
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