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Chapter 163 - Your Own Worst Enemy

Again, sorry for the wait. Admittedly this one took a bit longer because I started to doubt the direction the fight was going in. I think I have the tone figured out now, but this may change more as it goes along. This is the first time I've posted a chapter with a 'yo I might change this shit later' disclaimer so just keep that in mind haha.

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In a battle against a large, bulky opponent, it’s common sense to use their size against them and look for opportunities to sneak around...

Sorry for slowness

I’ve been dealing with some bullshit housing stuff the last few days, sudden inspection notice. Lot of cleaning. Things will go back to normal soon.

Chapter 162 - The Battle Rages On

Pimpington’s body undergoes numerous changes as the transformation overtakes him, each more implausible than the last. The man loses his thin, lanky proportions, growing almost triple his height and girth. As his hands grow, his many rings break into dozens of tiny pieces during and the shattered metal falls down to the ground, inert. This makes me feel great relief as well as mild annoyance at the same time. I was hoping we’d be able to steal those as some additional loot...

Powerf...

Chapter 161 - The Thing About Boss Monsters

“THIS ONE’S FOR ALL THE BEASTGIRLS YOU STOLE,”

Sam bashes Pimpington’s fucking head in with her sword, and she doesn’t stop at just onE. After confirming the bastard to be stunned, the Princess starts screaming and going on a rampage. She lets go of his hand and strikes him down with a powerful swipe of steel. With all of her fury, Sam pummels him into the golden bricks below like she’s trying to turn the pimp into a paste.

“THIS ONE’S FOR MERI,”

Over and o...

Minor Continuity Change that I Need to Do

So I didn't look into the hierarchy of noble titles at the time of first mentioning the Gloomcrest family of Dawnstead. I just took to calling him the local Lord, but in reality Lord is a very low ranking title.

I need to retcon this sometime, as Osbourne Gloomcrest is the Duke of the Arrark Province. There are 8 Provinces in Karnalle, one of which is ruled by the King and 7 of which are ruled by Dukes.

Below the 7 Dukes each Province has areas ruled by Counts, while smaller lords...

Chapter 160 - Gotcha, Bitch

Pimpington wastes no time in proving my worst fears true. Sam rushes towards him with her sword, ready to attack with her full power. Whatever damage he sustained from Zutiria’s attack isn’t bothering him anymore. Instead, he stares at the oncoming great blader in silence before calmly taking a single step forward.

“Ya know, maybe that Feint of yours would’ve worked if ya could do somethin’ a lil’ like this,” He raises his rapier and sidesteps to the left- no, the right- n...

Theostus Lundreame Character Design

While he isn't going to show up for a very, very, very long time, I felt like designing Sam's often mentioned father, the infamous King Theostus Lundreame.

Chapter 159 - Strings and Shadows

The horror ends as soon as Zutiria mutters, “Shaddaswap,” under her whispered breath. The Mage’s eyes twitch from the stress spellcasting brings upon her body, but shortly after the incantation Sam and Meri fall into their shadows. This removes Pimpington’s rapier before he can impale the Princess any further, thank the gods...

Unfortunately for the pimp, his lunge continues on straight into Meri’s tower shield as soon as she emerges from the darkness. She digs her cleats into...

Chapter 158 - Pressing Forward No Matter What

If Pimpington’s honor means he’s going to try harder to hurt my girls, then he can shove his honor up his ass. As surreal as his declaration of respect was, I can’t let the underlying weirdness infect my mind. Not when he’s about to unleash two rings at the same time.

Just like before, the ruby ring creates an afterimage that appears from nothing and dashes towards Meri. Only this time, it’s... joined by another one that runs towards Sam. Can the ruby ring create more than one...

Chapter 157 - Earning the Respect of a True Pimp

Pimpington yawns as he dodges, parries, and avoids every attack Sam and Meri throw at him. He glides to the right after the Princess brings her big sword down in a mighty strike. On the left, his sword catches Meri’s, and the pimp circles the blade around his own to push back. Before he can thrust towards the Shield Maiden’s armor, Sam is back at it with a horizontal attack from the opposite side.

The surprisingly agile older man holds onto his pimp hat and backflips, evading the ti...

Poll - Where Did You Come From?

For data's sake, I want to know how many readers have become Patrons from Scribblehub versus Webnovel. If you come from neither, then don't worry about this!

Sir Pimpington Character Design

He is here. You may now look upon him and rejoice.

Whenever I edit his earlier chapters, I'll have to add in descriptions of his over the top rose aesthetic. He did not have a rose theme until I was plotting out the Pimpfort and included a lot of rose bushes in the floor plans, until it got time to write the chapters and I ended up making him the sword, too.

The problem is as an artist, I work visually. I tend to describe characters vaguely if I haven't gotten around to drawing th...

Patreon Chapters a Bit Out of Sorts

Yesterday I randomly decided to release 4 chapters all at once in an attempt to get on the trending list. So before I post more I have to write 4 more of the battle chapters, but its fine. I only did it cause these ones are short and easy to write. just letting you know.

Chapter 156 - Boss Battle: Sir Pimpington, Disgraced Lord of Regret and Roses

Faster than anyone could have predicted, Sir Pimpington goes on the assault. Only a few scant feet away from the warrior Princess, a faint blue outline of the Fencer’s silhouette appears. The sapphire ring flashes brightly and the Pimp disappears from his position on the other end of the room only to reappear exactly where his ghost-like echo was projected. This process only took a few seconds, tops.

Sam is taken by surprise- even if she can’t show it too well. “The fuck?! That’...

Pimpington's Rapier Art

First thing I've drawn in a few weeks now. This is just a warm up, too! You might finally get to see the man himself visualized sooner than you might think!

Chapter 155 - Not All Pimps

“First off, ladies, Guild man, I feel I have to stress somethin’. Any weird-ass lookin’ statues n’ paintings n’ shit you saw on the way here? Complete blasphemy. Shit’s not canon, ya dig? If y’all could just forget ever seein’ that shit, then-”

“Afraid that’s not going to happen, Sir Chasteworthe. We’ve seen everything.” I call out to the disgraced knight and watch shock tear through his face until it’s overtaken by an annoyed, unsubtle rage.

“That ri...

We Passed 500 a Month!

Thank you so much for this guys, I can't believe it. It's been a dream come true to actually create something that people want to support to this extent, and I just wanted to tell you all how much I appreciate it.

While I'm currently writing the Pimpington fight I want to let you guys know a lot of stuff is coming up on the horizon. I'll be making a push to do more bonus chapters once Peri and Cherry finally have their debut sex scene. I've had a Peri bonus chapter in mind for days now....

Chapter 154 - The Boss Battle Awaits

Returning back to the room with all the portraits, upon my direction, the girls all settle down for a moment so we can have a discussion. The three of them stop right in front of the large, intimidating boss door, and I catch each adventurer nervously taking a glance at it.

The threat looming over their head is real and closer than ever before. It’s no longer just waiting off at the end of the dungeon. They’re there. The time is now.

“Girls,” I start, watching each of the ...

Chapter 153 - Smoke Break

While the situation has me panicked, I come to a logical conclusion very quickly. Its... a strange idea to think about it, but short of being attacked by our enemies through arson- which doesn’t seem to be the case- I can’t think of any other cause for the smell of fire in the air.

I knock casually three times on the female restroom door. “Snow? Are you doing alright in there?”

Giggling ensues from inside, confirming my suspicions right away. “Y-Yes, Myaster! Couldn’t ...

Chapter 152 - Heart to Heart

Snow was understanding of Cherry’s request and went to go grab several pillows from out of storage to make Peri a new seat on the ground. For reasons which I’m sure there’s no need to explain, the blue-haired Catfolk is now unable to sit on her stool. She makes herself at home on her new temporary pet bed, though, whining as she rubs her pale, bruised butt-flesh while I do everything in my power to avoid staring at the admittedly erotic display.

“If there’s any left when the g...

Chapter 151 - Peri Learns About Harmful Beastfolk Stereotypes

The trio of adventurers enters into a large, circular room with a domed roof. In the middle is what feels like the umpteenth stone statue we’ve seen tonight. This time, instead of some over-the-top display depicting the life of Sir Pimpington, the sculpture is just a standard-looking blind goddess holding a set of scales in one hand and a large key in the other.

Aside from the key, it’s a popular motif that I’ve seen before, even if I’m not sure what realm’s Goddess this sort ...

Chapter 150 - Introduction to Advanced Pimplore

The trio of adventurers exit the relaxation room and enter a golden corridor with paintings on both sides of the wall, six in total. At the end of this familiar passage lies a t-shaped split leading to three doors. The magical spotlights flicker on and off, all pointing straight at the giant door to the east.

This door is easily more immense than the mini-boss room’s door that came before it, and it’s a wondrous sight to behold. Carved into the door is an intricate mural of Sir Pimp...

Chapter 149 - Rapid Progress

With the mentally-addled Princess leading the pack, the party advances deeper into the Pimpfort once more.

Leaving the mini-boss room behind, they journey down a strangely shaped golden hallway leading west, south-west, and then very briefly south. There were no traps or anything of note in the hall between chambers, which is good because Sam seems like she’s paying less attention to that sort of thing.

When they enter the newest chamber, the group pauses so we can observe the s...

Chapter 148 - Meri's New Toy and Sam's Brain Scramblies

After waking up Zutiria and putting their armor back on, the girls proceed into the newly discovered chamber. This secret room is much like the first one, being a dimly lit stone chamber with red roses growing on both sides of a path leading south. Another empty pedestal and another statue diorama stand ominously, waiting for closer inspection.

“Great, more bullshit backstory...” Sam groans at the idea, trying to pretend she’s uninterested.

“I-I dunno, Sam... I kinda wanna...

Chapter 147 - Stealing 20 Crates of Lingerie and 300 Pounds of Sextoys

Snow wasn’t happy, especially since I’m basically using Zutiria’s disability as an excuse to fulfill my own selfish desires. At first, I was able to convince the older cat that my plan would lift up the team’s spirits and get them all raring. Not to mention Zutiria will enjoy an expanded nap, making her more useful in battle. But, Snow still ultimately insisted on a condition before she would allow it.

“Stealing a couple of gems off the door was one thing, but this is somethin...

Chapter 146 - Sam's Combat Therapy

“There’s something I’ve been thinking about for a while now, and it involves the Royal Blood. I think you need to look at your condition a little differently, Sam. Will you humor me for just a moment?”

“...Aren’t I already doing that?” She pouts in a sad way, not her typical angry, blushing way that I love so much.

“Right. I want you to think about all the other times you’ve lost yourself to your anger.”

“Oh yeah, that’ll fucking help. You were there ...

145 - Maybe I'm the Monster

What am I supposed to do in this situation? I knew Sam was volatile, but this... this just isn’t anything I thought was possible.

It was naive of me to think this way. Just because I’m in love with her shouldn’t cloud my judgment of her condition... but it did.

Gods...

She crossed the line, and it’s not even her fault. Her condition is worse than I was led to believe. Royal Blood isn’t doesn’t just make her really angry sometimes... I... probably tried my hardest...

Chapter 144 - An Ordinary Hooker Battle

Judging by the huge ice wall on the other side of the room looks like Boss’s plan worked. Zuzu must be fucked right about now. What with her disability and all that...

I can’t be worried bout those two, though.

Got my own battle to fight, and Boss is counting on me to not fuck this up. I can’t let him down, just like I can’t let down all those innocent girls who’ve been kidnapped.

It’s all on me, and I won’t break under pressure or lose myself. I’m stronger t...

Chapter 143 - A Cyclone of Dildoes

To start the two distinct battles, I issue an order to Sam. She’s much more liable to act out on her own if I don’t put my foot down as soon as possible. “I don’t want you fighting too aggressively, Princess. You’re at a disadvantage on your own, and you should try to focus on drawing this out until Meri and Zutiria finish with their opponent.”

Watching her expression to gauge her response, Sam grits her teeth and nods almost imperceptibly. One thing is clear, though. She’...

Sorry Guys, Been Feeling Off

Not sure what's going on, but the last 2 days I've just felt really unmotivated which is very atypical of me. Chapter 143 is like 90% done, I've just only been able to write a tiny bit at a time without my attention span fucking off for whatever reason.

Should be done tomorrow regardless of how I'm feeling. I also tried to do a random bunch of other shit but none of it really worked either