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Chapter 96 - The Next Steps

Dinner went well, I think.

Sam, Zutiria and Meri each eye the food the kitties prepared and after eating it we agreed that while it wasn’t bad by any means it’d need work to get up to my level. I don’t even consider myself that good of a cook, but the girls have always argued with me otherwise.

I can see where they’re coming from, but we all agree that Cherry’s lamb is the exception to dinner that night. There wasn’t a single complaint about it and everyone loved it, m...

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RotGM Chapter 95 - Kitchen Kittens

This chapter is a bit shorter than usual. I kind of want to aim for shorter chapters from now on since it means I can grow the story faster by having more updates even if it's the same amount of writing coming out a day. Hope you all understand. Eventually I'll add another 5 chapters to the $10 tier to make up for it but for now we need to focus on expansion and new readers.

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I made good on my word to relax with the girls for the rest of tonight, and Meri understands just ...

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RotGM Chapter 94 - Heart to Heart

Sam presses her lips against mine and her hands begin rubbing my shoulders through my clothes.

Because of her strength it feels phenomenal and she’s able to get all sorts of knots out that desperately needed attention. Thanks to constant deskwork I accrue a lot of them, so even now there’s plenty for Sam to work through despite getting a massage from Opalina’s yesterday.

The pressure is so intense as she works my neck with her fingers that I make many sounds that could be in...

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RotGM Chapter 93 - Burnt Coffee with Love

After Nikita left I decided it was time to do some paperwork. I suppose despite having to fill out a veritable mountain in adoption forms earlier today I guess I’m just hungry for more tedious activity.

As depressing as this may sound, the monotony of paperwork can be a salve for the soul at times. Keeps me from thinking about other much more stressful things.

These specific documents could wait if I really wanted, but I’d rather do them now in case I need to mail them out by ...

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Chapter 92 - A Broken Sword

With two new trial staff members in tow, everyone is eager to take them back to what we’re very hopeful will be their forever home.

Cherry and Peri take in the Dewhurstian wonders on our way back, and they both learn very quickly why they’re not supposed to stray too far from the bazaar where the Breeding Tribe keeps their tents.

While Peri isn’t as much of a coward as Meri she still is easily frightened by every riffraff, diseased gutter skank and wannabe potion brewer we c...

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Chapter 91 - Mew Shall Not Pass

Well, that officially just happened.

After the incident the Beastfolk of the Breeding Tribe thanked the girls for trying to help, even though they didn’t really do all that much. Personally I felt as if Snow and the men had the situation under control and that we were more or less in the way...

That’s not to say I wasn’t concerned. As far as I’m aware this is the first time the three of them have actually faced one on one combat with something that isn’t a monster... bar...

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RotGM Chapter 90 - Respecting Women

As soon as this pinnacle specimen of asshat is done with his literal song and dance, Snow steps forward onto the red carpet. A large group of tough looking Beastfolk men follow along with her, ready for things to get ugly.

I’m not sure where they were hiding, but there’s a hell of a lot of burly lions and tigers and bears all of a sudden- and they’re all following after the maid as if she were their leader...

Meanwhile, I run to my girls and get behind them in case I need to...

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RotGM Chapter 89 - Jumping the Shark

Well now I REALLY wish we could convince Snowball to join the staff. Frankly speaking, as of right now most of the girls in my so called ‘Harem Guild’ lean more towards submissive roles rather than dominant ones.

While this is all well and good... If it has not already been established by now, I am a massive and unrepentant connoisseur of perversion and degeneracy.

Before my life recently flipped on its head one of my only comforts in this world was reading, collecting and... ...

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RotGM Chapter 88 - The Perfect Master

“RAPIST!” Cherry hisses from as far across the room at Snow will let her sit from me.

Snow hits her thigh with the riding crop, showing she won’t be tolerating any such nonsense. “Honestly, Cherry. Just because the Myaster smells good doesn’t mean he has any such foul intentions.”

“Smells VERY good.” Peri corrects.

“Smells VERY good, nyaa.” Snow nods her head in confirmation.

The four of us sit on one side of the lounge on our pillows sipping our te...

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Snowball Rough Draft

You $10 patrons better appreciate me, as this character was literally supposed to be an extra... but...

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Sam's New Armor

This has been sitting around half finished for like a week but I didn't feel like finishing it until now lol

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RotGM Chapter 87 - Cherry and Peri

Snowball leads to an entirely separate tent from the Besthal Pet Shop altogether. It’s one of the tents that they’ve set up behind the business for them to live in during their brief stopover in Dewhurst. There are a few Beastfolk tidying up and preparing some food but other than that it’s mostly empty, most of the tribe being out in the main tent for the day I’d assume.

The five of us are taken to a casual lounge room and given large, paw print patterned cushions to sit ourselv...

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RotGM Chapter 86 - Catfolk Maids

After the three girls are forced to relinquish their weapons in a temporary holding room, the four of us take in all the amazing sights that the Besthal Pet Shop has to offer, and that’s a hell of a lot of sights.

Everywhere you look there’s a Beastfolk as far as the eye can see. It’s a very, very big tent and I believe it could hold several hundred people if it absolutely had to. The main area is structured almost like a bazaar in and of itself, with smaller tents set up inside s...

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RotGM Chapter 85 - The Dewhurst Bazaar

If there were a single place in all of Dewhurst that single handedly represented all the collective problems of the city in one neat little package, it was the bazaar. You could bring anyone in the realm here and just from an idle glance they’d be able to say, ‘Oh. You really weren’t kidding about this place... Wow, this is bad.’

Because it is indeed bad.

The stalls are lined with seedy merchants openly selling every illegal substance in the known realms, with a large focu...

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RotGM Chapter 84 - On the Origin of Kitties

Over a thousand years ago when Karnallian Mages first discovered the power to create void ships by binding their souls to special vessels, we learned that sailing over the edge of the ocean didn’t necessarily mean you would fall off the world and into the empty black.

We found out that if you sailed long enough in any direction, you’d find other realms. All of them were flat, just like Karnalle, but other than that they couldn’t be any more different.

Although the actual num...

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RotGM Chapter 83 - Working Out Some Stress

This wasn't originally planned to be a sex chapter but I felt it was necessary to have some fun after all of the insane shit that happened in the last 10 chapters.

Also, I am going to stop specifying that chapters are unedited. My editor is tired of the job and he had a hard time telling me. Dunno if he'll return at some point but I'll end up editing all chapters eventually so it's not important right now since I can now put out chapters even faster at roughly the same quality. So yeah....

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RotGM Chapter 82 - The Other Side

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I didn't mean to write this one in one sitting so late at night, but... it just kinda happened because I got into it and it's... well. Kiiiind of an important chapter. Ah well. Less work for me tomorrow.
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I’m going to die like this, and it's all because of that horrific butcher.

On that day we woke in the cuddle pit from a long sleep, just the same as any other. We ate the leftovers of some rotting animals while all the boys made crude passes at me, beg...

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RotGM Chapter 81 - Answered Prayers

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I never thought today would go down the way it did, but I’ve said that a lot of times over the last month or so I guess...

The team meeting broke up after I quickly explained the whole ten thousand years of darkness thingy and we all agreed to just not think about it. Everyone, save for Nikita who left, was in agreement that we would settle this all in our generation and we won’t be playing by Luxy’s rules.

If she wants to win, she’ll be play...

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RotGM Chapter 80 - Embracing Destiny

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The second half of the team meeting begins after a short break as per my instructions. Opalina took the time to make everyone some lovely herbal tea, and I welcome it with open arms. Gods know I’ve had too much to drink today already, some tea will do me some good to calm my nerves. The taste is sweet and the smell is sobering.

The girls take their seat while I move back in front of the quest board, quickly rearranging a few that are no longer necessary....

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RotGM Chapter 79 - The Situation

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“Yes, Sam. Your new armor is very nice. Now let me finish this, this is very important... I won’t be much longer. Gather everyone in the entrance hall and clear the quest board for me.”

“What?! D-Don’t you like it...? I thought it’d cheer Daddy up to see his favorite Princess in her new gown! If you played your cards right I was even gonna let you take me to the royal ball!” Sam sarcastically whines, grumpily stomping her newly armored foot a...

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RotGM Chapter 78 - A Lot of Hammering

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Could this day get ANY fucking better?!

Ok, yeah that shit with Boss a bit ago was dark but he’ll pull through. Least Zuzu’s with him and Nikita’s on her way to fetch Opal. I would’ve stayed if he asked... but I do think he’ll be a lot happier after I walk in touting me a brand spankin’ new set of armor! One that actually covers up the girls and the booty!

Sorry, ladies. I’ll probably still wear my old ‘armor’ as some casual clothes eve...

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RotGM Chapter 77 - Fleetfoot

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“Alrigh’ bucko. Listen nice n’ close now, kay?” Gwin asks as I continue to spoon her, ready and primed to fire off her woman’s intuition at a moment’s notice.

“Yer gonna be fine, Lad. Trust me.” She sighs and clasps her warm, thick hand atop the arm I’m using to hug her. “Ah would’n ever show interest fer some prissy sunnuva bitch, yer tough. Like a Dwarf. Ya been through some shite, and yer gonna hafta wade through s’more shite, bu...

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RotGM Chapter 76 - Alone

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I’m facing my destiny now, apparently. I have no choice but to step up to the plate.

So many things are running through my head, and the adrenaline of my intellectual victory over the Goddess of Last Light herself has long since faded. Just an hour ago I felt like I could take on the Demon Lord and his entire army myself.

Now?

Now I just feel like shit.

But hey, at least I can fuck better now, right.

Glad I got my priorities straight....

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RotGM Chapter 75 - The Power Within

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Boss better get us a damn healer as fast as he can, because I am NOT waking up like this EVER again just because Opal’s being pissy with him!

Training? Training I can handle, but this ain’t no training...

It’s just meditation.

I know, I know. I’ve been doing better but give a girl a break. When I said I’d do whatever it takes to learn the great blade I wasn’t fooling around! Today’s just an off day, I promise.

I’ve been sitti...

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$10 Tier Update

Just letting you guys know ahead of time but I have almost 3 chapters unedited that I haven't posted right now, and I'm going to officially open up next tier since I can have another 2 ready by tomorrow most likely.

So if you want to read 10 chapters ahead instead of just 5,  feel free to make the switch and I'll post them later.

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RotGM Chapter 74 - 100% Compatibility

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UPDATE- added a few new sentences for lore. I bolded the ones I added so you can tell.

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I pour Lux yet another glass of ambrosia, noticing instantly that I’m starting to run very low. A third of the bottle is all that’s left, but it doesn’t really matter.

I’ve learned practically everything I wanted to during this conversation and the only thing remaining to do is convince her to do the miracles I came here for in the first place.

“I do...

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RotGM Ch 73 - If It Ain't Broke Don't Fix It

Unedited, but you guys know that by now.

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Things were a bit better after I got my second beer, and it served to further mellow me out.

I’m still processing things.

I don’t know how to feel about this situation and I’m not happy with the Goddess, and I may not ever be, but despite acting like a bratty, uppity bitch I can’t deny that she holds at least some measure of fondness towards me and feels truly bad about what happened.

It’s hard to be vind...

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RotGM Chapter 72 - I Knew it Was Bullshit

UPDATE- I added 4 new sentences to the end of the chapter that change the tone of the ending immensely.

Unedited but he is starting to edit stuff again slowly. 67 was edited earlier and he should be getting back to normal soon.

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Did I take things a bit too far? Yes, absolutely. Am I going to apologize for it? No.

One change of fresh panties and some good old fashioned crying later, Luxy returns only this time without the whole extravagant platform, dove, a...

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RotGM Ch. 71 - The Golden Goddess

Unedited surprise for you all. Yes, double release today because I'm feeling inspired and really wanted to get to this scene! 

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Breakfast’s as lovely as it always is whenever Opalina’s in charge of the kitchen. She left me a lovely omelette, toast, sausages and a damn good cup of coffee. Unfortunately no one else had the same courtesy as the good doctor, so I have to wash up all the remaining dishes scattered about the place.

Luckily for me it sounds like ...

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RotGM Ch. 70 - A New Day

Unedited, still. Editor will resume his duty soon but he had a busy week at work on top of the insurrection memes lol.

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Despite the extravagant celebration of flesh on flesh I shared with my horny Guild girls the night before, there was no such action in the morning. Not in the same way, anyway.

“TRAINING, BITCHES!” The door to the bedroom is thrown open by a boisterous and rowdy Grekkan clad in a sporty white tunic. It does nothing to hide her ample yet not over...

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