"Miranda! Look! Look! Bigail decided to inflate her HEAD!!!"
"Oh my... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHHIHIHIHIHI!!!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHE!!! Look at her big ass nose! Even MY HANDS could fit in there!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"WOOOOUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I BET I COULD FIT BOTH MY FEET IN HER BIG ASS MOUTH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
FIN
The morale of this story is: Inflate something normal, like your hands of your feet, not your head. If you do, people will laugh at you and make you cry. Probably.