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Pump That Ass Full

Just a quick little animation of two frames from a commission I'm finishing up. I thought seeing it in motion might be nice for you guys. <3

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Anthro-Car Cutaways

Here's the nearly completed cut-away for the internal mechanisms of a standard AniMech Anthro-Car  arm or leg. The only thing missing is more of the wrist and brake rotor mechanisms.

This is a revision of my previous version which used a lot more electric motors and gears. I switched it over to using hydraulic motors which I previously didn't know was a thing. Much more practical, less electrically demanding, a lot more easy to turn one way, stop, and reverse on a dime which would ...

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Trixie Without Make-up

How wierd is this? Here's what ol Trix looks like before she buries her lashes in mascara and covers herself in eye-shadow. Guess the jig is up!

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COM: Trixie's Tongue Play

Trixie has a pretty easy job sometimes. Sometimes all it takes to please her boy is to lay there looking pretty and stick that big juicy tongue out. <3

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The Boss

Just a very gay sketch I've thought about doing for a while for the ladies, and guys who swing that way. <3 

Everyone loves a stud in tight boxers right? Sure they do, I think this boy is about to explode out of them if he strains too much lol. 

One can only imagine the masculine sweaty pony sex that this must be the morning afterglow of. I wanted to say she's his owner but I really need to stop thinking that way, with how these cars walk about they very well...

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Be Safe: Wear Panties

UPDATE to the UPDATE: Remastered the busty pissed the fuck off girl in the background, I like her. X3 

Update Update: I remastered the main girl in this picture as I felt the pose could be better. I can't decide whether or not she should have panties on or not.. what do you think? Do you like the new pose better or worse?

Update: I decided to completely redo the final linework. While more detailed it just somehow didn't ...

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AniMECH Changing Stalls

A little world-building for the few of you who I know are hungry for that sort of thing. 

Probably one of the biggest questions on people's minds, often asked about but not usually directly is how do these lil anthro-cars go about going from bipedal to feral mode? I guess when at home in their own garage it's not so much a question but what about when out in the middle of the day? 

Think about it Anthro-cars are basically the self-driving cars, automated driver pick-up s...

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Cindi Lick Animation

Lap~<3..  Lap~<3..  Lap~<3..  Lap~<3..  

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Japanese Cow-Car-Girl Sketch

Lassoed up this lovely steer for a round of milking when I saw how big and engorged her udders were! She's squirming now but trust me, she'll be a lot happier after some pressure is taken from inside those lovely milk-jugs of hers. <3

You guys seen the Japanese cow girl kink? Girls all dressed up like cows, both real life and anime? Though I might as well do it with a car seeing as I was just drawing something for the Japanese anthro-cars. 

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Love Lick

Cindi really is a daddy's girl, even if her dad isn't biologically hers.. the owner/car relationship between them is very paternal. Her having been with Emilio since she was a baby and was raised by him and all. But he loves his lil Miata daughter, even if she does put him through a world of worry with how clumsy and naive she is to the world. Thank god she's got a friend like Ashley to help prevent her from doing anything stupid that might get her hurt or taken advantage of. 

Look...

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COM: RAM-Boy Is Hungry

This Dodge Ram doesn't fill up easy, he's still hungry and this time you're looking pretty tasty! 

This boy is rare, he's got one of the limited distribution cock designs, a attempt to make the penis look more fleshy using smooth and folded rubber sheathing. 

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COM: Aw Volty Loves Youuu

We check in again on our cute lil Volt and his owner, it seems like all that penis rubbing up underneath him has gone and gotten the boy all 'mated pair' mode.. the cute lil Volt just loves his little owner so much. <3

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COM: Fat and Happy

Omg Trixie pregnant?! No no, one of her clients wanted a vore-experience, Trixie never being the one to someone down gave it to him.. Good thing she had him sign a liability waver, I don't know how she plans to get him back out again lol.

You ever take too big a bite of something and then have to work super hard to swallow it? Then when it finally goes down you're like "siiighhh" yeah that's how she's feeling now... Le Ploosh.. 

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COM: Demon Semi

Demon semi wants to show you his demon semi balls!

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COM: Cock Transformed Dreco

His cock seems to be taking on more mass then his own body and is still growing but.. it doesn't look like Dreco minds. ^^

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Corona-Commission Special, $15

Well it's time for you guys to benefit from my misfortune once again, you lucky lil' patrons! The damn Corona virus has my work basically shut down for the time being and I need to make money.

 So right now I'm accepting requests for $15 sketches use the above as an example of the work. Single car, optional human but keep it simple, and no comics. 

No slot limit this time but for the time being lets keep it to one per person for now so everyone gets a ch...

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More Than An Exhaust Pipe

This can apply to both the fictional Anthro-Car universe, and real life. I think we all know here what an exhaust pipe really is. <3 It's your car's most sensitive intimate area, the closest comparable thing to your car's genitalia. 

Uncle Half-Dude's advice: If your car's been a good boy/girl how about you show some appreciation and give them the treat of a finger fuck. Works preferably well with a drop of lube, but spit will do, or if it's the right conditions and they've just...

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Automotive Nyotaimori

Nyotaimori (女体盛り, "serve (foods) on the female body"), often referred to as "body sushi", is the Japanese practice of serving sashimi or sushi from the naked body of a woman. 

I remembered seeing this in Hitman 2 long LONG ago randomly and the idea came to my head about anthro-cars. What if they used cars for Nyotaimori he...

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COM: Up The Airliner Butthole

Finally doing final linework.

Finally have all the panels sketched. <3

A word of advice to OS people living in the Anthro Universe that wanna work at the airport to get closer to the planehs. Don't ride the tip of an airplanes cock if the plane is gay.. because he might forget there's a lil bug on his cock and the next thing you know you're going up his boyfriends jet butthole. 

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Car Transfomation WIP

Behold, this is what the sci-fi raygun that will transform you into a car looks like. Behold it's majesty!

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Beg All You Want Cutie..

Trixie finds it so confusing sometimes, all the johns tell her what kind of fetish turns them on the most, but so many of them wanna back out right when things are getting fun! So he tells her he enjoys milking torture, it's only been five orgasms in 15 minutes and he already looks like he wants to stop! It's not Trixie's fault she's good at what she does, and he made it CLEAR he didn't want her to hold back so... whats the cute lil tic-tac complaining about? 

"Squirm all you w...

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Window Shopping WIP Remake

random: Including some voice-lines from Duke Forever, this barbie-car you have to drive while shrunk. It has voice lines that I'd REALLY love to animate Cindi to.. it sounds just like I imagine she'd sound.

I think this was one of my first wips I ever put on this patreon that sadly never got finished despite the awesomeness of the concept... more car tits need to be smooshed against glass don't you agree? 

Well our lil Cindi just can't help but act like an ex...

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This Can Be Taken Two Different Ways

Don't disappoint me you guys. : )

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Gamer Girl Car-Wash Water

Apparently in the AnthroCar Verse Belle Delphine is a car.. or else has a car doppelganger.. hell maybe this is her car lol. 

Anyway I know I'm late on the meme, I'm not a twitch watcher or whatever so I'd never even heard of the girl until she was trending online over the whole bath water stuff but I remember thinking that she might make a good model to base a car character drawing on. I mean there's a reason lonely guys will pay $30 dollars for a tiny jar of her supposed bath wat...

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Warming Her Up

Nothing can help you not give a shit and loose your worry like stimulated genitalia. Just going to work here, sliding my fingers up and down Lilly's giant wet robotic labia

Sorry if the quality isn't my usual.. had to kind of force myself to draw today, I've been depressed all Saturday as I usually am on Saturdays. 

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An Up-The-Skirt Meal

It's been too long since I drew my baby Lilly.. and with my increasing art skill it's shameful that she's been banished to my old poorly drawn stuff.

Well to make it up to her I'm ready to crawl up under her skirt and eat me out some Accent. Poor Lilly I think prefers if I were to orally pleasure her it'd be in the privacy of home and not out in public. But I think once I start the excitement of getting caught will only make it more intense for her. <3 

Now.. time to pull ...

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Small Update

To all my Patrons, I just wanted to let you guys know that I appologize for the lack of content this week. I've had an old friend fly in to stay with me the last 5 days so I've been literally unable to have the free time to draw. He leave tomorrow and I'll be back to drawing normally after that. I apologize for any inconvenience. <3

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Beg All You Want Cutie..

Trixie finds it so confusing sometimes, all the johns tell her what kind of fetish turns them on the most, but so many of them wanna back out right when things are getting fun! So he tells her he enjoys milking torture, it's only been five orgasms in 15 minutes and he already looks like he wants to stop! It's not Trixie's fault she's good at what she does, and he made it CLEAR he didn't want her to hold back so... whats the cute lil tic-tac complaining about? 

"Squirm all you w...

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Bi The Threesome WIP

This is an idea that came to me the other night right before bed lol. I liked it so much I made sure to make a note before I went to bed and forgot it. I know I need to draw more girl on girl stuff, hell I want to myself.. that shit's hot as heck. But the idea that came to mind originally was what if you were a little guy all up between the girls eh? It was later when I actually drew it that I decided to include many different poses for many different fantasies you guys have. ;) I tried to th...

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Got Milk?

Problematic Acura is being problematic again! This time milking her titties in public. I wonder how long before the cops show up this time! 

It must be difficult being her, getting off on causing sexual tension and attention.. the problematic girl detests wearing bras, and you'll see her intentionally walking harshly down the sidewalk just to see the guys stare at her titties bouncing. I think the girl seriously has a problem...  but whatever! I see some big fat titties full o...

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