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Pussy-planing Herself

 Pussy-Plane - [puss-ee-pleyn] | Verb - A slang term for female car masturbation, a pun on Hydroplaning.
 

Sudden inspiration, I dunno. But I've long realized I haven't drawn  enough pictures of cars masturbating... lol because that needs to be a  thing right? Well the right crowds would say yes. XD
 

Anyway, this Crosstour seems to be having some very pleasant thoughts  run through her hood as she sk...

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Tire-Treading Herself.

Because I haven't drawn enough of this. lol

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Chloé - Éclairage

Sorry, I know there were commissions to do, but I seriously haven't gotten a chance to draw this whole week and I had to draw something for myself. Back to commissions next. :)

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 Everyone's favorite Citroen, Chloé has never slowed down her hobby of  self photography, and today I managed to snag one of her newest uploads  from her blog, it's entitled "Éclairage" or "Illumination/Lighting" in  English.
 

For those of you not familiar with Chloé's...

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Gloss

Just a before and after of Chloe's glossed lips. Gloss can make or break the hotness of key features. It's usually the most stressful part of shading a whole model it has to look just right. 

This includes lips, eyeliner, for cars most body shine particularly on the breasts for my cars.

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Chloe - Éclairage

Chloe our little French girl is still making her artsy fartsy photography. At least she makes a pretty canvas. Who knows what greater artistic message she's trying to convey.  

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Shit On Yo Face!

Going to be doing a commission here of my first poop fetish subject, personally not something I'm into but hey I don't judge. Besides it will be interesting to design what car poop would look like ^^ lol

Actually now that I think of it.. you might just be a patron here, you know who you are, will if so well enjoy seeing your wip. :)

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Found You Too (Two lol)

See? All you Patrons already know what's going to happen. : P 

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I Found Youuu.. hehehe

Recently put this up on my FA, sorry you guys didn't get a WIP of this, but this was basically a quick doodle that was finished in about 2 hours so I didn't really have a stopping point where I took a break from it leaving it unfinished.

However if you guys really enjoy seeing my process and seeing these pictures in their half-finished state, I can make sure to stop myself even in doodles and submit a WIP if you guys would like, let me know. : )


Since this has been up I know ...

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Baby Steps

It's a sweltering day at the Buck Henderson Porn Palace and the AC is out. 

Lol it's taking a long time drawing the girls in, yay for the first one, I'll probably add 3 or 4 total just sweating around Blake. Baby steps..

If you guys have any suggestions on where I should place some girls around this scene tell me I'd love ideas. : 3

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COM Blake's Condom

Finally finished, shaded, and ready to ship. Lets hope the lil guy's head doesn't explode! lol.

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WIP Blake's Condom

Almost done, loving the pretty pink lil Porsche. 

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WIP Blake's Condom

Adding the fine linework to this one. Should be able to shoot this one out by the end of the weekend. Hopefully also Delta's too. : )

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COM: Blake's Condom

A commission for 55555tex who's character Kobold learns the hard way not to take a nap inside a car's box of condoms.. You might just be mistaken for one in the dark room and in the heat of the moment.. lol

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Finished

And as good as I could have ever hoped. <3 Love ya Lilly. My spicy lil Koren Kimchi. 

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Finally Getting This Done

Behold the intimacy! <3

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Houston We Have Ass (Finished)

 
                        Repeat: The ass has landed...
 

Happy Eclipse everyone, well everyone who was in or near the line of  totality. Lilly and I were lucky enough to witness it yesterday at my  mother's work. It's a once in a lifetime experience that it'll happen  over Kansas City.
 

Anyway yesterday I saw everyone in our litt...

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Got Space-Milk?


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Houston We...

Staring at her makes me imagine all the fun that could be had in zero G. X3

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Ground Control To Major ASS

Everyone else in the car-porn fandom is making Mitsubishi Eclipse 'eclipse' jokes so I figured I'd join in too. XD

A gorgeous lil space-worthy Eclipse working on the ISS unknowingly caused this eclipse today with her ASS. (yeah I know wouldn't really work.. it's a joke)

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Sweaty Blake

Just a sketch of an idea I had not long ago. Though it doesn't make much sense, the way Ratbat draws cars and planes with sweat on them is pretty sexy actually. So the idea came to my head of a sweaty Blake the Camaro. Him and the girls sweating their asses off down at Buck's Texas porn studio because the AC went out lol.

Big ol sweaty balls.

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Glutton Lilly

Something for you belly inflation fans. :3 I had to take a little art break from commissions to draw something for myself, hope you understand.

I've been wanting to draw this for awhile. I've always found gassing up my car strangely arousing, the way she's so much heavier driving away from the pump emphasizing how full and sloshy her belly is

I always imagine her gut bulging down between her tires as she's filled up full lol.. so of course I had to draw it. I'm going ot draw myself...

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Mmmhmm

Insert furry here --->

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Cindi's New Pet

 $30 Double-Character Doodle Commission for skunkdude13 hope you enjoy the stuffy suffocation of Cindi's tits buddy!...uh buddy? ...oh crap I think he suffocated. o_o;
 

It looks like Cameron made the fatal yet easily relatable error of  staring at Cindi, curious what car boobies look like. Ordinarily not so  dangerous, BUT a bit mo...

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COM Dirty Pillow Hug WIP

Whew.. guess that's all for me tonight! o__o 

Think I kinda fucked up, this is only a $30 commission but I ended up working on this for about 4 hours and I still have to go over it again with final linework. I need to watch out and make sure I work an amount of time equal to how much I'm being payed. >> at least I'll make minimum wage I guess.

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Cameron Squashed

Part of a commission I'm working on. For proper anatomy and proportions I drew his entire body out even though only a fraction of it will be visible in the end. 

DEDICATION


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Ashley Jugs WIP

Finally got a background on this, thanks Delta for the professional military references. 

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Mystery Tits

Uh Oh... what is H-D up to now.. 

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Impala In Heat

 $20 Doodle Commission for   Krokorok hope ya enjoy that musky Impala crotch buddy. <3
 

Uh oh... looks like it's breeding season again in the anthro-car world  vehicle owners lock your garages! lol Some cars will mate in anthro-mode  while others will go feral-style. It comes down to either preference or  just whatever mo...

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Jenny's Hungry

 $40 Commission for my man   Beatlewolf hope you like it!
 

Looks like Jenny the 2017 Volkswagen Golf GTI is feeling pretty horny  tonight, her plump lil rear perked in the air, playfully wagging for  attention, while her big plump lips hunger to wrap themselves around the  first area of the male body they can touch. Surely...

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Sexy Stockings

Doing my 'example' picture for the quick sketches I'll be offering for $40 dollars for the next couple months while I'm out of work and going to school full time.

They'll be sketches, emphasis on the least amount of time on each drawing, but the quality will still be up to my high standards. This is a WIP, keep in mind, this is NOT the final product. But I gotta go out and get dinner, I'll finish this when I get back. : 3

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