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Animation Loop Requests

Hey yall,

So I thought I would ask, if I were to do one of my first action erotic-focused e621 style mating loops or anything similar, mating, blowjob, voring, ect what would be some stuff you guys would like to see? Also staring what characters or specific cars? Just want to get a feel for my audiences desires if I don't know already. 

I'm thinking a shorter more doable 10 or so frame loop, again like the kind of stuff you see on e621 for example. 

Also if you guys have any requests for something left field feel free to suggest it here too. I'll look for patterns and once I get a good enough idea I suppose I'll put it up to a poll. :) 

New For 2013 From Volkswagon..

Added the NO-BUTTHOLE cut (thanks Lake for the sexy custom plate names)

Digging around some of the old vehicle advertisements archived online over in the anthro-car universe, I stumbled across this rejected concept for the 2013 Passat and Jetta release. From what I can gather the execs on the board were quite happy with the female models in the photograph and the overall composition, but the final release was censored quite a bit as it was deemed too sexual for mass market release, imagine that. But sex sells, especially in advertising, thus the overall composition remained just with the privates photo-shopped out. This is a rare original copy from the photo-shoot I found and just HAD to upload for you guys to see. ; D 

There was a bit of the voice-over script in the folder with the photo, that or it was intended to be written on the printed magazine versions of this ad, it went as follows:

"New for 2013, the sporty and luxurious Jetta and Passat from Volkswagon! Available in Ani-Mech and traditional feral styles, both an IHSS top safety pick and with body styling sure to turn heads! Whether it's in two commuting or cross country vacations the new Volkswagons for 2013 are sure to be a welcome addition to the family! Dependable, Durable, Long lasting: That's the power of German engineering. Das Auto.." 

Are you guys having any hard times feeding your babies?

Hot German Asses

As I told you guys with my last post, that was indeed a hint on my next drawing. : 3

Will not identical twin erotica, they're very nearly twins, the 2013 model Volkswagen Jetta and Passat are nearly identical looking except for subtle differences. I know they're not super-cars or anything but to a mech, at least to my tastes there's something about them very thicc juicy and sexy. They're very 'full' cars if that makes sense, I'm happy to say I know from experience, I've been able to spend time alone with one of those Jettas in the past. lol One detail I was happy to be able to put in is the cute adorkable buck teeth the Passat gets when she smiles, if you look at the IRL Passats the fog-lights look like buckteeth.

This is still technically a whip, I'm going to clean it up a bit. I'll probably do a butthole and non-butthole version for different tastes, maybe cover the buttholes with "Juicy" license plates lol. I could also make an underwear version too if you guys would be into that. 

Let me know what you guys think. : 3

Vehicle Referance Tip

Hey, for all you guys out there who are or want to try drawing car erotica of any kind, anthro or not. I find the hardest part sometimes is finding reference material. Just wanted to let you guys know, if there's ever a particular car you want to draw and just can't find any google images of the right angle. Try searching up the car on Carvana. Almost all of their listings have a 360 camera view where you can spin the car around to the perfect angle you need. 

Unfortunately this wont help for high or low vertical angles, sometimes the views we need the MOST. But still if you're a good enough 3 dimensional thinker you SHOULD be able to fill in the blanks from the one view Carvana gives you. But I will say that's why I always take uncommon super low and high angle shots of cars when I rent them for future drawing use.

A little example slash hint on my next drawing. <3 Car pairings can be made referenced with split tabs, as such.

Trixie's Backstory Cont-

Finally finished the final line-work of the last 5 panels. :)

I've retconned Trixie and her GFs size, it would have looked silly having her dad trying to be intimidating when they're huge cars. Plus it shows better that she's still not an adult yet.

Part of me really wanted to withhold these final pages from you guys until they were re-lined and cleaned up, didn't want these pivotal and emotional parts of Trixie's backstory to be tarnished by sketchiness. But then again, part of me wants you to know that during these 4 days I was taking vacation I WAS drawing this whole time, working. Plus this is what you guys are paying for, early access. 

This is when it all hits the fan. Trixie's owner/dad walks in on her and her girlfriend making love. Her dad being a reverend, seeing her in the process of per-marital sex and lesbian sex at that.. well, he didn't take it well. Her father orders them off the bed and proceeds to go on a religious tirade, Trixie's girlfriend who's also a member of the church instantly laments her actions when confronted by the scolding of the church's priest, having all her sins thrown at her one after the other. Trixie too shocked to know how to feel, scared having never seen her father so angry at her before. 

Her father ultimately ends up shredding her title papers in front of her face, symbolically and literally disowning her right then and there. 

After quickly tossing her essential belongings and a duffel bag Trixie attempts to convince her lover to run away with her. Unfortunately the priests words have ravaged the girl of faith, and while not outright angry towards Trixie for 'tempting her into sin' she essentially severs ties with her, opting to face her the wrath of the congregation and attempt to atone for her actions. She advises Trixie to just go.. 

I haven't been able to draw the last panel yet, but it's a essentially the disowned Trixie walking from her home to her unknown future all alone, loosing everything in she cares about in one evening, emotionally and spiritually adrift, scared and now homeless... 

Trixie Groping Experience

For all of you including myself who've ever fantasized about having your hands all over Trixie, this is the best next thing. <3 Decided to add imaginary penises as well to help imagine fuckable areas, hope you guys enjoy!

Hiding Geometric Disasters

I didn't live-stream drawing the British car, mostly because I had no idea if it would come out okay and if I'd rage quit in the attempt lol. When I go in without a clear mental image of a pose that's a risk of happening, and I don't want you guys to see that. XD So as a consolation I screen shot a situation that happens sometimes that you guys might find interesting.

Needless to say when you take a solid creature like a car and try to make it able to twist, turn, and articulate. You run into certain positions that well, while not necessarily impossible given a stretchy enough body material, does look very strange and even a little off putting to an audience that lives with cars and knows what they should look like.

The two main areas this happens is around the front wheel well and particularly the cab/roof area. For the latter that's why I prefer to use convertibles whenever I can as they're the most twist-able and when anthro have the thinnest most human looking shape. Some cars particularly SUVs and hatchbacks look very fat and thicc in weird areas with the cab being such a big part of their body and them not having a trunk/butt.

Today's issue is the head though, a look over the shoulder for a car can easily look very strange. As you can see above one side of her left side wheel well comes from her right cheek and stretches all the way over and under to just above her boob. Again, in universe that might not be a problem, they have some pretty amazing stretchy bouncy materials to work with. But sometimes I still have to protect our universes audience from their own pre-conceptions and mitigate the character looking contorted and off-putting. 

So in the next picture you'll see how a cleverly placed arm or leg, or even just opting for a pose that hides that area can save the day. I remember I used to be strict that the shoulders always had to be INSIDE the wheel well with a little wiggle room forward and back, up and down for shrugging and shoulder movement. Sometime in the last couple years I decided to loosen up on the arm ability and give the shoulders the ability to pop out of the wheel a little, this really helped with me continuing to do more and more complicated poses. Not only to help hide geometric disasters but also to give more rich poses like a shy girl being bashful and hiding her face behind her arm for example.

Anyway I just thought you guys would find that interesting. With stuff like that I'm not surprised so little people draw anthro-cars other than me, they're definitely not easy to draw, as much as I'd like my anthro-car designs to be open to public for people to have fun with.. like certain 'rat' and 'bat' characters.

WIP: British Opel Girl

So you've made a trip across the pond to the UK to try your luck with some of those sexy European cars, hoping that as they say.. the girls find foreigner attractive, that that applies to the car girls too. So walking into one of the exclusive car-pubs to work your pick-up game on, the increased size/scale of the pub and thus the stools and such seeing as it's a car establishment.. grants a human a particularly flattering view from down there on the floor. One of the girls, an Opel, notices you staring just a second too long.. 

JAGUAR XKR 5.0 V8 CONVERTIBLE 2DR
 

Letting You Drive Her

Pussy, brought to you by Audi. - "Ahead through Technology"

Added alternate versions, full tease version, topless  panties, topless panties pulled over. Adding the final one in a bit with hands feeling all over her.

The wip of Trixie started in the most recent stream, thanks for hanging out with me those who were there. :)

Trixie Stream 2/27/22

Making a sudden inspiration one of pinup of our fav girl. 

Modifying the pose slightly and adding the finishing details, perhaps working on the alternate versions. Come join me if you'd like. : 3 

https://us05web.zoom.us/j/87583988257?pwd=ZHNyQVpYMzgzaVVvZ1Jma2dlUnc0Zz09

Would This Sweeten The Deal?

I'm just curious about something. You guys have already been great to me, and ever patient for my dry spells with little content. I know doing more commissions would be much desired, I only wish I didn't have so much of my own drawings that need to be done that I can't help but feel take priority. Because honestly those couple times so far I did the cheap commissions I actually found it pretty fun. You guys got me to step out of the box a little and draw some different stuff. Honestly for awhile there I think the commissions you guys had me to were some of my hottest stuff. I'll try to work on getting some free time for commissions for you guys I swear.

Anyway I was wondering, if I did exclusive broadcasts of my drawing sessions over Zoom. I'm talking broadcasts just for patrons mind you. Would that be something you guys would find valuable or enjoyable? I can't guarantee they'll be neither regular or with much warning.. I tend to draw kind of spontaneously and usually at night (central time) but let me know.

Discussing Things

This is a small comic, as in that there's only going to be probably 3 pictures but with lots of text talking. Gotta think smart when I've got so many comics going on simultaneously that I keep my workload in check. 

I wanted to take the opportunity to zoom out from Blake and show off what Buck Haywood's porn palace/studio looks like. I'm still working on the placement of everything I know it still looks kinda off, but that'll be fixed. 

But yeah this piece is basically Krystal talking with Blake about how guilty she feels for enlarging him and what he's being forced to go through, Blake trying to comfort her saying he's not upset with her but at Haywood. Then Krystal admitting that she wants to volunteer herself to be enlarged as his co-star. 

I plan to draw a little party going on in the parking lot by Blake's gigantic butt. I mean why not right? lol

Blake's Co-Star

Hey Pates, 

So I'm going to break open the lid with my ideas for the Blakezilla movie pictures coming out in the future. For those who don't want spoilers you might want to stop here. : )

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So like any good kiju movie, Blakezilla has to have some other kind of giant monster to fight against right? Aside from all the other playing he'll be doing with the tiny city. 

So my idea from the beginning was to have a female car, some other porn actress Blake's worked with in the past, blown up to gigantic size as well. Unlike grumpy Blake she'll quite enjoy being huge too lol. Haven't decided what kind of car she'll be I figured I'd leave that up to a vote. 

I figured, just as Blake is a knockoff Godzilla, they'd have her be a knockoff Mothra.. lol maybe Slutra? lol. 

But someone on my FA sent me a note with some ideas and suggested having one of his human girls blown up huge, like the same size as him... so huge but also the same size thus fucking is possible. He suggested it be Krystal, aka: pink-striped hair girl aka: the one that made him huge accidentally to begin with. That maybe she does it as an act of solidarity with him, feeling bad for the trouble she's put him in. 

What do you guys think? Would you rather see giant car on car action? Or giant car on human action? : ) Give me your ideas.

GOT MILK?

Probably my last picture of cow mom, unless something is requested I guess. Just wanted to get a chance to explore those udders in my own style. lol I figured I'd draw her all buttoned up and the bother of being an engorged lactating cow-mom. This isn't finished yet, but the final punchline is that her top is absolutely soaked through and dripping from her udders continuing to leak under her top. Oh the struggles.

Chun-Ni's Momma Milkers

This time it's Chun-Ni from Miracle Star lol. 

I've never watched Gumball, but I do watch Saberspark and this isn't the first time one of his reviews has pushed some obscure foreign cartoon character momentarily into the spotlight for all the ruler34 artists to ravage. 

This time it's Chun-Ni from Miracle Star the shameless Adventures of Gumball reskin from China. Literally the main character change was putting titties on this character where there weren't any on the original lol and then the fact that it was made to promote a dairy product.. and they made her a cow? LOL .. how could I resist? XD I love a good cow girl now and then. Always a good excuse to draw some big leaky pink boobs.

For those who haven't heard anything about this here's the video, enjoy lol. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c44yC5p-_Js

Submissive Boi-Toy BMW

Well I'm happy.

I'm so sorry guys, I haven't drawn anything in forever.. there isn't even fnaf to blame, I literally haven't drawn a thing.. I think the winter depression hit me, lost my motivation and I've been sleeping a lot.. egh.. I absolutely forced myself to draw tonight, and I'm glad I did. I'm even more glad to see that I haven't gotten rusty in the meantime. 

I haven't really done much of the 'interactive hands' thing you see in some drawings. But I remember the one I did with the lips too this day is very popular. I think I can see why, having that mental picture or self-insert there to help you visualize the sense of scale and what it would look like to be touching said character is really nice. I think I want to try and do this more often or at least make alternative versions of my drawings with the ghost hands added, what do you guys think?

I like this theme here of BMWs being a corporate/office worker sports-car rather than the traditional sports car, and having a different personality type to match. I'm thinking BMWs are more the prissy obedient submissive types, it's cute lol. Sports cars that present more of a desired 'social status of professional success' rather than the outwards 'big dick energy' that sports cars like Camaros/Mustangs/Vettes let out. 

So there's no confusion this isn't our BMW friend who's hot and bothered for his office worker owner, I've got my own plans for him lol. This is just random-t BMW boi. 

This boy is submissive and wants to feel what it's like to be held against the wall and played with in any way anyone wants to, he wants to be your play thing. So will you indulge this cutie's kink and use him? Go on ahead, grope away guys. : ) 

Ready To Make Trucks?

Roxanne Wolf Vore - Blender Practice

You guys gave me your support, even said you'd like to see the stuff so.. I'm gonna stop resisting and go ahead and do it. As practice and fun I did some vore scenes with that amazing blender model that's out there. 3 POV shots, and 4 sexy alternate angles. These will be exclusive to patreon for you guys. <3 

Really happy how these came out, I'm starting to get the hang of posing rigged characters, still a lot to learn but I can see how valuable being able to use this program would be! I'd actually have quite the aspirations for maybe using this for my car stuff, I mean the material system in this alone.. being able to actually give the cars realistic reflective shininess would be amazing.. and honestly it'd probably let me pop out pictures fast too.. posing is easier then drawing lol. 

Main issue is.. I'm not a modeller, and I can't see myself being a good enough modeller in any realistic time-frame. I dunno. : / 

I Want To Be Fair

Hey all my lovely patrons. So I honestly want to apologize for this month, I know there's been dick all provided to you guys and I'm sorry. What with company being over one week, then Christmas plans. Since most of you guys know me on FA I won't play dumb, now the new FNAF game came out too and my ol' waifu Chica has a new sexy look and new company in the form of Roxie.. who appears to be near tied with Loona in popularity right now lol. I can't help but feel compelled to draw stuff with them at the moment while the popularity both with myself and the rest of FA is high... ehh.. 

To get right down to it, I know non-car stuff isn't what you guys are here for, hence why I haven't posted any of my newest stuff. Getting back to the original topic, I know you've gotten dick-all for what you're payed and supported me for and I do feel guilty about that.

So if anyone wants to request a refund for this month I would be more than happy to oblige, the last thing I want is people feeling ripped off. You can PM me about it if you don't want to ask publicly, and really I wont take it personally so don't feel afraid to ask.

I do think a this small break from cars can be a good thing though, I feel like I have been feeling some burnout lately, so hopefully in a little bit I can come back nice and refreshed and ready to tackle all these comics I have in progress. : )

Thoughts, requests, ect are always welcome. 

A Lover Of Gigantic Buttholes

Heya guys, so I want to apologize for being dead the last week or so, that wasn't cool. Reason being, if I were to give one, was that I had a mechiphile friend of mine visit from out of town for 4 days. She's in a relationship with my 55' Ford and recently agreed to be in an internet-only documentary segment with her. She flew in to be with Mitzi for the shoot.

You'd think having a mech visiting would increase art output but no.. having company just kept me busy, or too bushed to draw. Now I'm trying to get myself back in the groove after stopping for awhile, hard to build up the momentum again you know? 

Guess I'm also feeling a tad overwhelmed at the moment. All my projects currently are comics and they're such big things to complete, it kind of looms over you when you have 3 separate comics waiting to be completed. It's easy to get burn out.

That being said, guess I can't take my own advice and stop doing that because here's a drawing from yet another comic I had in mind. I'll avoid making it in comic form if I can but damn.. everything is just so much better as a comic! 

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So a little rewind to when big Blake was still in the hanger. One night when he's sleeping he gets a creeper visit from one of the other male porn-stars at the studio, Jackie. He mostly does same-sex videos as he is a homosexual-car. He and Blake have always had a bit of a rocky relationship as Jackie, like most of the girls, finds Blake incredibly sexy. Difference is he doesn't follow the usual rules of gaydom and instead makes it very obvious that he does, which never fails to make extremely hetero Blake uncomfortable and defensive towards his flirtations. 

After hearing about what happened to Blake, Jackie sneaks in late at night to see for himself and just can't take his eyes off of the majestical beauty that is a gigantic-Blake! Front and center to of his attention is Blake's 5x enlarged pucker. Jackie never usually takes his arousal towards Blake past flirty-teasing, but seeing this he is SO tempted to want to put his tires on him... better hope Blake doesn't wake up. 

Booty Tease Animation

I've been putting off making this animation for about three weeks and damn it if it works to just finally go 'fuck it' sit your ass down and work for a few hours. I worked for about 3 1/2 to 4 hours straight to get this done and the more I watch it the more impressed and happy I am with it..

I feel bad, kinda like an Indian giver. I introduce the concept of car-buttholes and then never really do anything with it, and I know a few of you have really been clamoring for more. Well I hope that one of my best animations to date is enough reparations for those of you who have been waiting for more butt-stuff.

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I tracked down Trixie on the streets and payed her about $30 to do a special dance for all my friends. I wasn't able to record the full 10 or so generous minutes she gave me for the money as my phone was nearly full.. so hopefully you guys enjoy the few seconds of it here I got and saved.  

I swear until you're around Trixie in person you have no idea how voluptuous, plump, and jiggily this girl is in all the right places. Audi made a car that was MADE to be fucked with they made the TT. Watch as Trixie spanks her big fat ass, then witness as she pulls and stretches that tight little asshole open for your viewing pleasure. I swear, being there in person, anyone who buttfucks Trixie is going to be in for a world of pleasure.. damn did that thing look tight. <3

Mother Daughter Steam

I know some of you guys wanted to see some perhaps.. too affectionate behavior between Erika and Monika after finding out Erika had a hot mom lol. I'm not going to lie, after drawing them both in some tight little dirndls I've been tempted to want to see them cuddling myself. 

I assume this is either before or after their octoberfest bar-maid photoshoot. Either they're dressing up or dressing down. Either way I think Erika really missed her mother! 

I'll let you guys decide if this is cute or sexy on an individual basis. lol

A Friendly Check-Up

Trixie wants to make sure all her boys here are holding up okay. <3

Did You See?

Hey this isn't me begging for feedback, just legitimately asking. Did Patreon alert you guys to the updated Blake milking picture I put up two nights ago? 

If so sorry for wasting your time, here's a cute car being cheeky.

Happy Halloween!

I dressed up Lilly as my beautiful little vampiress, together we will suck everything around. 

I hope you and your cars all have a nice spooky holiday! 

Emilio's (Cindi's Father) Barbershop in GTA

This post is kinda specifically targeted to my buddies Lake and Anon, and even more specifically to Anon who talked about it.

I recorded a short video of where Emilio's barbershop is located, roughly in real-life LA and non-roughly in GTA5. Just imagine the red car in the video is Cindi. 

Cindi hung around 'the beach comber' with her daddy all her years growing up, and now as an adult and legal driving age she drops him off every morning. Usually meeting Ashley near by, hit the closest changing stall to dress and go to bi-pedal mode to walk the beach, shop, hang out at a gasoline shop (coffee shop) or whatever it is girl cars do with their day. 

Enjoy! ~<3

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1_2Knwqc7Kw1SISYNuL-rJbmnbIitMKvU/view?usp=sharing

Blakezilla: King of the Cocks

The reason I still haven't put this up or went any futher with it is because I'm honestly not very happy with it. Sometimes when you get a chance to look at a picture for awhile things start to bug you. I'm also rarely happy with the result when I go for the super clean line look.. it just looks kinda cheap to me. I like a little bit of sketchiness left.. makes it look like a drawing. 

I made some quick and dirty alterations to the costume designs and most importantly the pose and proportions. I also noticed as huge as Blake is I still exaggerated his size so I changed that. In this new pic we'll also get to see some penis too lol. I like the idea of extending his head 'scales' down to hang over his face a little like hot hunky boy-hair. lol

Let me know if you guys like the new look.  

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We finally get to see Blake in costume. I played around in my head awhile with how to do his costume. There's only so much like a dinosaur you can make a car look like before they stop looking like a car.. and I'm guessing if customers are buying a Blake Cannon video, even a roleplay themed one, they still wanna see his recognizable handsome camaro face.. so covering it with any kind of snout is out of the question.

After deciding that I figured I'd go ahead and just make the costume kind of shitty lol. I mean it seems like most costumes in adult entertainment are pretty crappy most times anyway so it fits the theme.

For anyone wondering, why keep Blake huge if it means they have to pay for bigger supplies and costumes. Well don't forget the reason he's huge, the size-ray. All they have to do is enlarge the stuff he's going to wear, enlarge the paint buckets for him to paint himself. Even that model city they're standing in front of is a miniature they blew up gigantic. : P 

Wait, I'll upload a colored final version soon. 

Horny Viper

This is most likely abandonware, I wasn't going to post it until I got at least a full body drawn but I haven't touched it since as I'm still not happy with it. 

Carrie the Viper is an obvious fan favorite so I thought I would treat you guys and get her nice and horny for you. I know you guys love her juicy lips and I thought nothing better would be to get her to bite her lip.. 

Well.. turns out getting a horny bit-lip to look right is a lot harder than I thought it would be. XD I dunno maybe I'm being to critical and you guys will love it.

Jiggle Spheres

Just did a 10 minute animation test. It's been awhile since I tried animating in Krita. I know it's been getting constant updates and I wanted to see if they fixed the main issue I had with it back then which was a small 1 second hitch/freeze that would happen when you'd put pen to tablet to draw a line. Very small thing but very very annoying. 

Happily it looks like they fixed it finally. So if you guys would like it, I'd be happy to try and do some more animation. I thought maybe doing an animation of Trixie blowing someone would be hot.. animate some nice plump lip action. Maybe a vore animation? It'd also be nice to finally see a moving animation of cars mating don't you think? Maybe Blake's balls inflating? lol The list is pretty endless when it comes to animation.