After a bet gone bad, Weiss finds herself demoted to a slightly lower station in life. What a pain in the-- Well, at least she seems to enjoy being touched.
If you're Viscountess or above, you can read the story this is based on here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/royal-reward-bet-108597859
(If you have a sketch request, post a comment below or send me a DM! See the original post for m...
2025-01-29 18:42:58 +0000 UTC
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Hey, guys! At long last, it's time for another Ecchi Sketch! That's right, I'm taking art requests! If you've got an idea you'd like to see drawn, post it below!
The rules are the same as ever: Got a simple idea? (Boy turns into Girl? / Girl turns into Doll? / Waifu of your choice falls into the Tentacle Pit?) Let me know, and I'll see what I can do with it! Anything goes, but I'll be skipping requests I think will take me too long to pull off.
Everyone's welcome to send prompts, ...
2025-01-27 17:40:37 +0000 UTC
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The smacking of flesh rolled through the tent, impossible to ignore.
Gritting her teeth, Yang raised her magazine and tried to block out the sound. Four hours had passed since her arrival at the bandit camp, four hours of waiting for the ransom so Weiss could be turned back, and four hours of listening to her mother jack off like a teenaged boy.
“What’s the matter, Yang?” called said mother, lying on her bed on the other side of the tent. “You look like you’r...
2025-01-23 17:24:10 +0000 UTC
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It wasn’t until the crowd’s cheers faded away that Chika finally summoned the strength to answer them. “Th-thank you all for listening! I-I hope to sing for you again soon!” This earned her another round of applause, but it was simply too much for her to take at this point. With one last hurried bow, she rushed off the stage.
In her dressing room, she sat before the mirror and stared at her reflection, feeling a strange kind of melancholy.
Three weeks had passe...
2025-01-21 17:44:25 +0000 UTC
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The armor of guards clanked as they marched her into the room, tossing her to the ground as if she were no more than trash.
Elbows striking the carpet, Neve pushed herself up and groaned, struggling to get back to her feet. She’d barely managed to raise her head before the boot of a guard pressed into her back and forced her to the ground again. This time, she struck it chin first and lay there groaning. Her manacles felt tight around her wrists.
With a thump and a j...
2025-01-19 17:16:13 +0000 UTC
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She’d never been very good with names.
She didn’t see the point of them, really. Yes, it was obvious that for the purpose of clear communication, a certain recognizable designation for a subject had to be agreed upon, but the actual designation itself could be arbitrary. In a fundamental sense, the word ‘tree’ had no more relation to the bark-covered plant it described than the words ‘moon’, ‘clock’, or ‘coal mine’ did. It was all pure etymology–the word ‘t...
2025-01-17 17:20:45 +0000 UTC
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As the catspaws swept the last of Nonon’s scraps off the stage, Fusen raised her hands and clapped dramatically. “Welcome back to Pass or Pop!, nya! Nyou’re just in time for Round 2! Before we begin though, let’s just give nyou a little reminder who our contestants are!”
The stagelights snapped to the podium on the left, revealing a blue-haired young woman in a frilly pink dress, its stomach split where her own had torn right through it. She looked like she want...
2025-01-15 17:43:09 +0000 UTC
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Kazuma threw himself back into the chair with a sigh of relief, put his feet up on the table, and snapped his fingers impatiently. “Hey, I’m waiting,” he said, when this failed to produce immediate results. “Where’s my ‘menu’?”
A moment passed in silence. As one, the café’s succubi shared a look of consternation. Go on, it seemed to say. You tell him.
Kazuma didn’t pick up on this, of course. “Come on,” he said, snapping his f...
2025-01-13 18:08:05 +0000 UTC
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“Mmm~, mmmm~, mmmm-mmmmmm, mmmm~, oh, oh, my oh, simply delectable~.”
Elbows in the dirt of the generic DBZ wasteland, Android 18 grit her teeth and shuffled back another few feet, her body rigid with fear.
Not three meters away stood the pink monstrosity, her latest victim already halfway in her mouth. Screwing up her eyes, Android 21 suckled on the lollipop she’d made of Bulma, slurping it hard, before pulling its saliva-sticky form from her mouth with a plop. ...
2025-01-11 17:35:49 +0000 UTC
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Marnie ripped her Dynamax Band off her wrist with a snarl. “What’s wrong with you?” she cried, shaking it as if it were alive. “You just cost me a Gym Battle, you stupid–! Urgh!”
It had been a tense fight. After several rounds of furious battling, Raihan had brought out his Duraludon and she’d responded with her Grimmsnarl. When she’d tried to Gigantomax it, however, nothing had happened. Raihan and his team had swept her in instants.
Since the Band ref...
2025-01-09 17:36:26 +0000 UTC
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The door of the science lab stands before you, unlocked, unbarred, unbolted, requiring nothing more than a soft push to open. Yet it might as well be a steel portcullis, triple-locked and covered in chains, because no matter how much you want it to open, you just can’t bring yourself to push it.
Standing there, you feel your heart pounding in your chest like a bomb waiting to explode. In your hands rests a second heart, though this one is made of cardboard and filled with delici...
2025-01-07 17:40:07 +0000 UTC
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The mess hall door opened with a faint creak from the hinges. Poking her head through the gap, Zero Two looked left and right and finally slipped through it, her eyes locked on the giant jar of honey still resting on the table.
Creeping across the room with all the stealthiness of a spider, she clambered up onto the table, ripped the lid off the pot, and, poured its contents down her throat like some kind of crazy bear.
Emptying the jar, she made to cast it aside, reme...
2025-01-05 17:23:01 +0000 UTC
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Vote for who you'd most like to see turned into Seigu's latest line of appliances! They might become a toaster or a TV or even some kind of smart fridge (wow!) (You can pick multiple characters!)
Patreon polls have a max of 25 entries, so I've had to split this one into three! Make sure you vote in the other two: https://www.patreon.com/posts/anime-appliances-119293923 // 2025-01-04 17:35:49 +0000 UTC
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Vote for who you'd most like to see turned into Seigu's latest line of appliances! They might become a toaster or a TV or even some kind of smart fridge (wow!) (You can pick multiple characters!)
Patreon polls have a max of 25 entries, so I've had to split this one into three! Make sure you vote in the other two: https://www.patreon.com/posts/anime-appliances-119293923 // 2025-01-04 17:35:16 +0000 UTC
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Vote for who you'd most like to see turned into Seigu's latest line of appliances! They might become a toaster or a TV or even some kind of smart fridge (wow!) (You can pick multiple characters!)
Patreon polls have a max of 25 entries, so I've had to split this one into three! Make sure you vote in the other two: https://www.patreon.com/posts/anime-appliances-119294783 // 2025-01-04 17:34:32 +0000 UTC
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The bristles of the brush scraped against the scroll as Tsunade finished inscribing the formula.
“There.” Placing the brush back in the pot, she cocked her head and inspected her work. Good. Not perfect, but satisfactory, at the very least. It would serve.
Pushing the finished scroll aside to dry, she turned her attention to the pile of empty ones waiting on the other side of her desk, and sighed. How many more were left until she could call today’s work complete? Ten?...
2025-01-03 17:44:41 +0000 UTC
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The votes are in, and the winner of our latest poll is 'Anime Appliances (Inanimate TF, Viewer-Selected Characters)' at 24 votes! Congratulations to those of you who picked it!
And if you have any ideas for characters to appear in it, leave a comment down below!
2025-01-02 20:11:11 +0000 UTC
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Ann Takamaki squirmed in her seat, struggling against the tight plastic restraints that bound her to the chair. Arrayed before her lay a wall of screens, each flashing with erotic imagery. Though there must be more than a hundred of them, the pictures they displayed were all very similar: it was a picture of her, Ann Takamaki herself, impossible to mistake for anyone else.
And yet, at the same time, there was something clearly wrong with the Ann on the screens. She was blue to sta...
2025-01-01 17:28:35 +0000 UTC
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It's poll time again! Vote to decide what I should write next!
Here are your options! (You can pick more than one!):
WNKA: The Bad Batch (Inflation, Berry Inflation, Various Other, RWBY)
After discovering an abandoned candy factory, Salem sends her loyal minions, Neo, Cinder, Raven, and Emerald to scout it. Unfortunately for them, its products are a little eccentric–let’s just say they’re likely to be left a little bloated…
<...
2024-12-30 20:32:46 +0000 UTC
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The crowd roared. The cameras whirred. With a click, light illuminated the stage.
In the center, a catgirl in a suit and tie raised her mic to her mouth and twirled. “Hello, everyone! I’m Fusen, and this is the first ever episode of Pass or Pop! The brand nyew game show where nyou pass… or nyou pop!”
Someone off-stage popped a balloon with a bang. Fusen giggled. “Let’s introduce our contestants, nya!” She snapped her fingers.
Wit...
2024-12-29 17:09:54 +0000 UTC
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“Nozomi? Nozomi? Are you in there?” The bedroom door creaked as Tsumugi pushed it open. Peering through the crack, she looked left and right and finally stepped into the room proper. “Nozomi?” No one answered her.
Planting her hands on her hips, she huffed. Where had her fellow idol gotten to? They’d been supposed to meet up for singing practice an hour ago, but Nozomi was nowhere to be found. She hadn’t gotten bored and wandered off, had she? That seemed so unlike her...
2024-12-27 17:18:09 +0000 UTC
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She could hear the clatter of magic items breaking all the way from the backroom.
“L-Lady Aqua, wait! Stooop!”
Crash!
Sighing, Megumin closed the door, dulling the sound just enough for her to finally hear her thoughts. This done, she resumed her search: before her lay a treasure trove of magical items, stretching off into the distance. All cursed, of course, but there had to be something worth buying in here. Even Wiz must have one
2024-12-25 17:38:45 +0000 UTC
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The grass crunched beneath Yang’s boots as she marched across the camp, heading straight for her mother’s tent. A handful of bandits moved to confront her as she passed, but the sheer force of her anger knocked them back before they could reach her. She might as well have had a forcefield up.
“Alright!” she cried, throwing open the flap and striding inside. “Where is she? What have you done with her?”
“Oh, hello, Yang,” said her mother, sitting upright....
2024-12-23 17:38:44 +0000 UTC
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Fabiabot’s motors whirred as she marched into the trophy room, a box bearing her mistress’s brand-new sex doll clasped tight between her hands.
Striding into the center of the chamber, she turned on the spot, scanning the stacks of shelves rising to the ceiling. They stretched endlessly in all angles, bearing countless different items: sexdolls, onaholes, lewd posters and figurines, condoms, dildos, butt plugs, and plushies and puppets and infinite other amazingly erotic thing...
2024-12-20 18:11:29 +0000 UTC
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Ina flicked casually through the pages of her spellbook, eyes skimming the complex magical diagrams as she searched for the spell she had in mind. Before her, her grand collection of petrified vtubers glimmered in the magical lighting of the dungeon, gold glinting and plastic shimmering. Not that she intended to leave them that way for long.
Finally, she found the page she wanted. Stroking the words with a finger, she raised her hand and spoke the incantation. The pages fluttered,...
2024-12-19 17:32:20 +0000 UTC
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The great stone doors groaned like a dead man’s final gasp as they swung open, spilling sand into the hall.
As the opening grew wider, so too did the smile on Professor Jones’s face. Grinning, she raised her torch and took an impatient step forward, her gigantic breasts straining against the blouse of her explorer’s outfit. Twenty years. For twenty years, she’d been waiting for this, ever since she’d been an undergraduate at the University of Hull. Now she was finally go...
2024-12-17 18:36:59 +0000 UTC
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The bell above the door jangles playfully as you stride into the bakery, pausing to delight in the scent of freshly-baked bread.
Among the best parts of your morning is your coworker, Sakura, the most beautiful woman you’ve ever had the fortune to meet. She’s arrived early again, and she’s wasted no time in changing to her uniform: you weren’t the kind of person inclined to consider a baker’s outfit sexy even before you started spending the majority of your time around p...
2024-12-15 17:35:46 +0000 UTC
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Settling back into the comfortable embrace of her armchair, Ina flicked to the next page of her spellbook and raised her eyes to the mirrors floating around her. Even as she watched, the glass shimmered with movement, movement which most certainly didn’t reflect her own.
Sitting up, she placed her book aside and wiggled a finger, drawing the mirror closer. Her eyes glinted as she peered into her glass, shining bold and bright.
In the mirror, she saw five faces, taut ...
2024-12-13 17:50:21 +0000 UTC
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The leather of Blake’s altered body squeaked as Weiss leaned back, rubbing her butt into one of the egregiously plump cushions.
In one hand, she held a cookie shaped strangely like a young woman–bringing it to her lips, she bit off the head with a crunch. Unusually, no matter how much of it she ate, there always seemed to be more of it.
In the other, she held a fat cock. Now, as she took another bite of her delicious Ruby cookie, she wrapped her hands around her sh...
2024-12-11 16:51:34 +0000 UTC
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The Collector’s saucer sped through space like a rogue hockey puck, shooting out of the Pussy Hole, slinging about the broken moon, and coming to rest over the planet the satellite orbited: a wild, Earth-looking world with really messy continents.
“Nyaaah,” said Shushuka, throwing up her arms. “We’re finally here, nya! I can’t wait to get started! We’re going to grab so many fun items from this planet.”
Her loyal maidbot, Fabia, marched over to...
2024-12-09 17:40:59 +0000 UTC
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