"Welcome to the dark side. We've got cookies. Persistent cookies."
onitake
2018-09-04 19:20:18 +0000 UTC
And this will probably the only time we see Melon being "The Normal One" in a conversation. :)
Joshua Brumley
2018-08-17 06:36:17 +0000 UTC
Apparently this browser is set to reject cookies.
2018-08-16 20:14:45 +0000 UTC
It’s a rare day when someone is weirder than Melon
Brian
2018-08-15 16:43:52 +0000 UTC
In Germany there is a kids TV icon who is a depressed, grumpy loaf of bread (<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernd_das_Brot)." rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernd_das_Brot).</a>
Roko should never find out about him!! He's the antitheses to all her breadly desires.
2018-08-14 12:46:14 +0000 UTC
To each their own. I just hope Roko actually feeds the birds or does something useful with all that bread she buys.
Brent Catherman
2018-08-12 17:55:03 +0000 UTC
As a breadbaking hobbyist, I'm totally in sync with this. Sourdough multigrain with golden raisins 2 days ago . . .
Ruth Merriam
2018-08-12 16:10:29 +0000 UTC
Roko, not even a cookie (biscuit to my friends in the English-speaking world) with a crisp exterior and a fudgy, chewy interior?
Mark
2018-08-12 11:30:29 +0000 UTC
She's been looking for loaf in all the wrong places.
DP
2018-08-12 10:22:20 +0000 UTC
Come on, I don't think she'd go that far.
Dean Reilly
2018-08-12 08:44:42 +0000 UTC
Because she's wearing fitness apparel. It's a robot thing... or <i>some</i>thing.
awgiedawgie
2018-08-12 03:23:37 +0000 UTC
Why is Roko so adorable?
Luzahn
2018-08-12 03:03:39 +0000 UTC
Cookies. Now I have trust issues and I can trace them back to cookies...
Raisin cookies.
Disguised as chocolate chip. :(
2018-08-12 02:38:30 +0000 UTC
How does she feel about the band Bread?
Gary Walker
2018-08-12 02:15:47 +0000 UTC
Cake sniffers
AJ Saint
2018-08-12 01:49:56 +0000 UTC
CAKE
Penguin
2018-08-11 21:50:41 +0000 UTC
Yes, do-nut kink shame people.
Captain Button
2018-08-11 21:10:57 +0000 UTC
Wow, judgey much Roko?
Derrik Pates
2018-08-11 20:42:23 +0000 UTC
Maybe Roko thinks cookies is like robot pedo?
Daryl Sawyer
2018-08-11 20:31:30 +0000 UTC
Bread Revelations.... Breavelations
Ami
2018-08-11 17:24:34 +0000 UTC
Agreed on both points. Hannelore, Melon, and Emily. Imagine what that would look like?
Chuck Dee
2018-08-11 17:17:14 +0000 UTC
"Bread & Tea, The Awakening." The trigger for the AI Uprising. Just you wait and see!
BobC
2018-08-11 17:06:22 +0000 UTC
See we already know that AIs perceptions of the world around us are different to ours from what Bubbles has told us. Maybe Roko has an extra-sensitive olfactory/touch suite that makes it that much more pleasing to her?
Like, I love the smell, taste and texture of fresh-baked bread but not to fetish levels. I'm guessing it's just overcharging her sensory suite or somesuch.
Still cute tho.
Reyn Goldfur
2018-08-11 16:58:35 +0000 UTC
Huh, now I want a cookie. Screw bread.
Abhayakara
2018-08-11 16:34:00 +0000 UTC
I see what you did there.
Abhayakara
2018-08-11 16:33:33 +0000 UTC
*groan* but you still get the <3
David Days
2018-08-11 16:31:59 +0000 UTC
Melon is probably my second favorite character in this comic now. I miss Hannelore!
Everett Bradshaw
2018-08-11 16:21:15 +0000 UTC
Roko’s in loaf, or maybe the other way round.
Summer Sudbrink
2018-08-11 16:11:16 +0000 UTC
Are bread STDs mostly yeast infections?
Summer Sudbrink
2018-08-11 16:09:34 +0000 UTC
I find myself wondering what Roko thinks of Twinkies...