Raise Hell, Reach Shelf - F4A - Supernatural Comedy - The Shortest Demon Has the Tallest Order

Okay, I know what it looks like. I didn’t mean to summon a human, alright? I just... I needed something on the top shelf, and everything is unfair, and Bob’s a complete arse. And now you’re here, and you’re tall, and you looked at me like I was a person and not just some... teeny evil disaster. Which I am, obviously. Evil. Very evil. Totally terrifying. Except now there’s holy water, and clues, and flaming swords, and I can’t send you home because I don’t know how. Also I kind of don’t want to. Shut up.

✧･ﾟ Meet the Players ･ﾟ✧

🧑‍🎤 Speaker Teaser

I am evil, alright? I am literally covered in bows. Evil bows. And I summoned you because I totally meant to. Shut up.

🎧 Listener Teaser

You were supposed to be tall and useful. Now you’re kind and tall and that’s worse. Much, much worse. I don't know what to do with that.

✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧

[F4A] Raise Hell, Reach Shelf [Supernatural][Comedy][Family Drama][Vertically Challenged Demon Roleplay][Human Listener][Sibling Rivalry][Anxious Little Demon][You Are Taller Than All My Problems][This Is Very Much Cheating][Please Do Not Tell My Dad][Oh Bum][Bob Is an Arsehole][I Am Evil I Promise][Evil Bows Are Still Evil][Why Did I Not Just Get a Stepladder][I Summoned You by Accident][This Is a Very Bummy Situation][Stop Being Nice I Am a Demon][Holy Water Is Rude][My Dad Will Kill Me if Heaven Does Not][I Am Short Not Useless][Do Not Judge My Height][I Am Fine I Am Fine I Am Fine][Flustered][Panicked][Nervous][Impulsive][Adorable][Determined][Overwhelmed][Awkward][Stubborn][the Shortest Demon in Hell Tries Very Hard To Look Evil][Please Pretend I Know What I Am Doing While Everything Is on Fire]

⚠︎ Read Me Before You Regret It ⚠︎

Trigger Warnings: emotional instability, divine family dysfunction, guilt, self-worth crisis

✧ Just One Question... ✧

What do you think my dad will yell at me first? Just trying to prepare emotionally before Lucifer starts his shouting routine. Predict the opening line of the Dad Lecture:

• 😩 “Emma, What Have You Done Now”

• 😡 “Why Is A Human Here”

• 🔥 “Stop Touching Holy Things”

• 😳 “Explain The Wings. Explain Them.”