FIFTY SHADES DARKER (2017) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!
Added 2025-03-17 22:25:50 +0000 UTCThis franchise is ridiculous in so many ways but we would be lying if we said we weren't living for the drama and absurdity! Get those wedding bells ringing folks!
As we said at the end of the video, we are not going to take up a 3rd poll in a row to finish this franchise out so we will be watching it next month and posting it as a bonus video for the Piping Hot Tea Tier+! Excited and scared to see how this ends lol 🫣🙈
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lmaoo the crashout is REAL 😂😂 all we're asking for is a lil peek!!!
Petty Pumpkins
2025-03-24 14:43:47 +0000 UTCno LITERALLY lol i'm cackling
Petty Pumpkins
2025-03-24 14:43:42 +0000 UTCyeah we would definitely put these in the "so bad it's good" category which from us is high praise lol 😂 thank you for watching!
Petty Pumpkins
2025-03-20 12:10:00 +0000 UTCYou crashing out at him still wearing clothes sent me to the MOON 🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣
KioshiWarrior
2025-03-20 05:44:44 +0000 UTCWhy is Jose even at the Christian is missing gathering!? 😂 That actor had an ironclad contract.
Jena F
2025-03-19 18:09:28 +0000 UTC"The leg spreader 3,000" 😂 that legitimately made me bust out laughing 🤭 I am soo happy you guys are just going to react to the final movie without putting it in a poll. To me, while it could have been written better, these movies are still fun... fun like Twilight is fun lol obvi I don't agree with some things - like Christian's overly possessive traits lol but it does appear that he's becoming much more reasonable as the movies progress...at least I think he is lol honestly it has been years since I watched this trilogy and even longer since I read the books, so there is a lot that I am not remembering but nonetheless it's an intriguing story and I am LOVING rewatching it with you two! 🥰💋📚💸🥂💇🏻♀️🎭🥂🚿🧽🎱⛵🏞️💄🚁🎁🔑💘💍🎆
Amanda Caroline
2025-03-19 06:40:11 +0000 UTCOk so I will admit The Christian falling in the helicopter scene annoyed me But now I realized why he did NOT go to the hospital His mom is a doctor she was the ER doctor Christian met as a kid right.?! Am I right.? I just do not want to go back and check cuz I am lazy. But Chey your auntie played the adopted mom and she is a doctor I THINK so MAYBE this is why he did not go to the hospital Although he would need an MRI or a CT scan so I am a bit confused still
Emily Carmen
2025-03-18 21:34:03 +0000 UTCexactlyyyy it was not well-written at all lol 😩
Petty Pumpkins
2025-03-18 12:38:43 +0000 UTC🥰🥰🥰
Petty Pumpkins
2025-03-18 12:38:14 +0000 UTCenjoy!!!
Petty Pumpkins
2025-03-18 12:37:54 +0000 UTCat this point we'll take ANYTHING lol 🙈
Petty Pumpkins
2025-03-18 12:37:47 +0000 UTCokay that actually is kind of a c*nty name 😂
Petty Pumpkins
2025-03-18 12:37:03 +0000 UTCwe are honestly excited to watch the last one even if our expectations are very low lol 😂 and Eric Johnson is veryyyy good at playing a bad guy and also very good at looking sexy while he does it!
Petty Pumpkins
2025-03-18 12:36:19 +0000 UTCabsolutely abysmal across the board
Petty Pumpkins
2025-03-18 12:35:18 +0000 UTCit's just like so stupid lol 😂😂 these movies are soooo dumb but we're glad we're watching them with y'all too because I don't think we'd be getting this much enjoyment out of it if we were just watching alone
Petty Pumpkins
2025-03-18 12:34:59 +0000 UTCexactly like if we're going there anyways then use the language we wanna hear damnit 😂 lets get a lil dirty!!!! these movies are actually very safe in a lot of ways even though they want to appear edgy and dangerous!
Petty Pumpkins
2025-03-18 12:34:18 +0000 UTCyassssss!!!
Petty Pumpkins
2025-03-18 12:33:19 +0000 UTCThis is definitly a tonight watch been waiting for this one
Maghen Connolly
2025-03-18 10:50:00 +0000 UTCLike I don’t wanna live forever to me goes hands down in a best song in a soundtrack like they made magic its up their with independent women
Jayden Joshua
2025-03-18 09:37:48 +0000 UTCAlso i agree with yall he didn’t grovel hard and like there wasn’t her kinda standing up to her self and be like listen it’s not gonna be how it was and if you try to control me like you do with previous girls it’s over you get one chance cause you are not damaged now you just refuse to heal
Jayden Joshua
2025-03-18 08:51:40 +0000 UTCSat seated and ready to be feasted also not sure if that sentence makes sense but it was only rhyme I could think of seated but to the point this movie is probs the best one out of three and bdsm is good right but what he is doing is not a great point of view as he is being traumatised and using that to beat women that look like his mum like he never got healed and then was like hey maybe I like doing bit rough which is fine but he takes it to another level it’s like he needs to own the women and I’m like women or not objects that’s why I get shitty with Christian he doesn’t respect women
Jayden Joshua
2025-03-18 08:37:34 +0000 UTCI get SUCH second hand embarrassment from these movies. The dialog is abysmal. I'm so glad you said something about how she says things like "butt". When he asks her what she wants, she says things like "I want all of you." If that were me I'd be like I want your mouth on my wet, aching pussy then I want you to fuck me deep with your throbbing, hard cock." lmaoooo
Whitney Miller
2025-03-18 05:51:58 +0000 UTCChristian Grey just has a punchable face. Anastasia is literally so stupid. Every red flag is just ignored. Like he admits to being with women that remind him of his mother. Someone call detective Benson cause we got a case.
Joshua Scott
2025-03-18 04:32:19 +0000 UTC- Let's not have sex right away. Let's take things slow. - Okay - Fuck me. But nicely. - Okay! - Spank me. Nicely. Now get the spreader bars even though I don't know what they are. - Okay. Move in with me? - What that's too fast... maybe. - Move in with me. - Okay. - Marry me. - Okay.
Robin Beatch
2025-03-18 03:47:28 +0000 UTC@47:53 WHY ARE YOU STILL WEARING CLOTHES.?! Had me cracking up I COMPLETELY AGREE they NEVER show HIM and it is so ridiculous. It is NOT EQUAL But that yell of frustration had me laughing so hard hahahahahahahahahaha I have never seen this movie and I am SO GLAD I am watching it with yall
Emily Carmen
2025-03-18 03:18:34 +0000 UTCThe acting in this movie was certainly a choice. Although to be fair, the writing was atrocious, so it'd probably be hard to do much with it. 😬
Lavender Violet
2025-03-18 02:11:58 +0000 UTCYeah, I know it was a stubborn battle of wits, but that check was hefty.
Tara M. Wilcoxon
2025-03-18 01:32:38 +0000 UTCYes! Thank you for mentioning that part, I got all distracted! I loved that part.
Tara M. Wilcoxon
2025-03-18 01:28:24 +0000 UTCI’m so glad you’ll watch the third one soon! It’s the last one, so if it’s not your cup o’tea, let that be a relief. 1. Eric Johnson as Jack Hyde - Had not been exposed to his previous projects until this movie, but I was hooked. He plays scum quite well. 2. They hired a different screenplay writer for the last two movies. 3. They’re suspicious of Charlie Tango’s dual engines failing at the same time.
Tara M. Wilcoxon
2025-03-18 01:25:42 +0000 UTCShe ripped that damn check up and I'm over here like, "IN THIS ECONOMY?!😱"
Veronica
2025-03-18 01:18:58 +0000 UTCIs she gonna hyphenate so that she can be called "Mrs. Steele-Grey"? 🤣
Stephanie Ella
2025-03-18 00:58:38 +0000 UTCThe line where she says "I expect you to call me Ana. I don't expect you to fetch me coffee unless you're getting some for yourself, and um, the rest we'll just make up as we go along." when she becomes the boss is word for word what Melanie Griffith (Dakota’s Mom) said at the end of "Working Girl" when SHE became boss. I recognized the line immediately and it made me laugh. That’s an amazing movie BTW and I’ve seen it a ton of times..
Stephanie Ella
2025-03-18 00:44:52 +0000 UTCOne thing we CAN say about TWL.. at least Mike White gives us peen every season.. real or prosthetic, I’ll take it!🤣
Stephanie Ella
2025-03-17 23:39:46 +0000 UTCSame haha 😆
celeste mondragon
2025-03-17 23:14:30 +0000 UTCYesss,Can't wait to get something to eat and watch this reaction 😃❤️
Morgan Sanders
2025-03-17 23:08:10 +0000 UTCOMG I literally just opened Patreon thinking “please tell me they uploaded so I have something to watch today” I LOVE YALLL
john
2025-03-17 22:43:29 +0000 UTCYayyy!!❤️
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