WE HIT 100 PATRONS!

Bro. BRO! Do you see this shit right here? DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE?! Oh my gooooooddd! I- How the hell did we hit triple digits already? I'm shocked. SHOCKED! Thank you all soooo fucking much man 😩 There's no way I would be at this number if it weren't for those of you who have spread the word on Twitter and/or told your friends about my stuff. I love you so much for your support man 🥰

Now, with this milestone finally hit, I've got some treats for you cats! LET'S MAKE A MUFFHUGGIN SEQUEL BABY! Or maybe a prequel... The polls will be open until SUNDAY EOD, but for now, let's see what One-Off story lines you'd like to come back for an extension so to speak:

First, we have LIFEPOINTS. Some of you loved it, some of you liked it, I didn't have faith in it, but alas here we are lmao. This was a concept I never expected to gain the following that it did 😅For this SEQUEL, I'd be attempting to play Yugioh again with my ever so distracting girlfriend.

Second, we have the SHOWER audio. This was a concept that has been anonymously requested a bunch, so for this SEQUEL, I'd probably move things to the bath for a more intimate roleplay.

Third, we have VIRGINITY. I know what you're thinking, how can you lose your virginity again, right? Well, for this one I was thinking that I'd do a PREQUEL, where the listener thinks they're ready for penetrative sex but instead changes their mind part way through. We love consent around here!

Lastly, we have the FIRST BOWL audio. We all know I absolutely adore the 420 Friendly audios. I just can't seem to stay sober I guess... So for this SEQUEL, instead of smoking from a bong for the first time, I was thinking maybe we could use the volcano and see where things take us *winky face*.

ENTYWAY, thank you all again so fucking much for being here man. I feel so fucking close to you cats and I'm just really happy rn. I know we're all strangers on the internet, but I really do consider you cats to be my friends (as lame as that might sound lol). Like fuck dude. This is absolutely magical to me andI'm genuinely surprised that we made it here in less than 6 months...

I cannot thank you enough 💕
-Cap