Story Poll #40

And now, back to our regularly-scheduled story polls. What do you want me to write this time?

Here are your options! (You can pick more than one!):

Saved by the Bell (Various TFs)

Something strange is happening at Bethany’s school. She can’t quite put her finger on it, but it’s almost as if a Bakeneko is turning her classmates into food and, like, eating them or something. Or making them into clothes and wearing them, and stuff like that. But that can’t be right. After all, if that were happening she’d want to run to the hills, but instead, she’s carrying on with her schoolwork. And besides, don’t they have those ninja-fields to keep people from noticing them, anyway? Maybe she’s just imagining things. That Bakeneko looks really convincing for a hallucination though…

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Sorority Space Crimes (Mass Inanimate TF, Giantess/Omnipotence)

Ada’s just come up with a great new invention: a matter transmuter capable of making almost anything you want: all you have to do is point it at a source of matter (say, the sky, seeing how full of stuff the universe is), and pull the trigger. With it, she’ll be able to pull off the most amazing pranks ever! 

Unfortunately, that stupid slut Bea and her brainless minion Charlie have stolen the prototype. And they think they can outprank her with it, the bitches! Well, she’ll show them! 

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The Apprentice Witch Project (Various Inanimate TFs)

Heather and her friends have heard rumors about an evil witch who haunts the local woods with her apprentice. Scary, right? There’s only one reasonable thing they can do in response: grab a camera, head out into the woods, and start filming. What could possibly go wrong? 

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Brought Down to Bi (TG, Hypnosis, Stepfordization)

You know what’s worse than having an evil nemesis? Having an evil nemesis who’s gaaaaay for you. 

Especially when you’re, like, so straight you’re not even a little tempted (not a little). Besides, this bitch is crazy. She’s got this magic raygun, and she’s zapped all her former nemeses into her loyal bimbo wives! That’s not a healthy relationship dynamic! 

It’s okay though, ‘cos she’s not fighting her nemesis alone: she’s got her BF with her. He’ll prove she’s straight! And he can protect her! He’s so brave! He’ll jump in front of anything to save her.

W-w-wait! No, not that! That’s the bimbo ray! That’s the bimbo raaaaaaaay!

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Toy Witch: Lacking Lego Bricks (Mass Lego TF)

Teddy the Toy Witch has a dilemma: she wants to build the world’s largest LEGO castle, only, she doesn’t have any bricks! Oh, what’s Teddy ever to do?!

Wait a second. She’s a witch. A Toy Witch. A witch who turns people into toys! Hmmm. She’s never turned people into LEGO before though. And she’s going to need a lot of bricks if she wants to build the world’s biggest castle! Oh, what to do? What to do?

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A Fortuitous Future (Various TFs)

Sibyl has a problem: being a fortune teller doesn’t exactly pay a fortune. Actually, it pays next to nothing. Recently, she’s figured out a trick though: you see, if she reads the cards just right, she can kinda tweak fate so it works out in her favor. You never know, that handsome young man she’s talking to might be destined to become her next pair of shoes. Or that pretty woman might be fated to become a nice dessert. Who’s she to say? It’s out of her hands. She’d really appreciate it if the stars turned someone into a new dress for her though. Mommy really needs a new dress. 

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The Best Assistant (Absorption)

Stella’s a real pornstar. Not one of those brainless actresses who waddles onto the camera and bounces on a cock like she’d riding a pogo-stick. No, she’s the part of the star the viewers are really focused on: the boobs. Or sometimes the ass. Or the pussy. And every now and then, the cock. She’s really flexible, even by pornstar standards. She’s not gonna let anyone type-cast her. 

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PAWS (Mass Pooltoy TF)

It’s a beautiful day at the beach. The sun is shining, the seagulls have just stolen a fresh batch of chips, and there’s zero shortage of attractive men and/or women.

Only, what’s that shape in the water? Are those cat’s ears? Hey, where did that guy go? And where did the pooltoy come from? 

…And what’s with that scary music?

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Dark Horse Victory (Horsegirl TGTF)

The sole son of a horsegirl, Golden Egg has always envied his half-equine sisters. They’re just so strong and athletic. He’d love nothing more than to be as fast as they are.

Well, fortunately, he’s in luck: the Goddess of Horsegirls has been listening to his prayers, and she’s got a way to make his–sorry, her–dream come true.

There’s just ooooooone catch: the big race that’s coming up? Well, if she wants things to stick, she’s got to win it.

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Elastic Earth (Mass Pooltoy TF, Inflation, Rubberization, Inanimate TF)

Fuwa has been a living pooltoy for a looooong time now. Long enough for her to barely remember she used to be human. And, frankly, she doesn’t care anymore. Being a human sucked–being a living pooltoy is amazing. She just wishes she could show other people how amazing it is…

Well, fortunately, with the help of the Bakeneko technology she’s stolen, she can. All she needs is an innocent, undefended planet, and she can show everyone on it just how fun it is to float around on the water~.

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Choose-Your-Own-Escape: Factory (Various TFs, CYOA)

Oh no! You’ve been kidnapped by the Bakeneko and sent to one of their awful factories. Fortunately, you managed to slip off the conveyor before they could turn you into their latest brand of sweatpants. Now you just need to get past all the guards and the traps and the comically-convenient pratfall opportunities and escape! 

…How hard can it be? 

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Dust to Dust (Butt-Shaped Dustbag TF, Futanari)

Beverly’s parents are out of town, and you know what that means: time to invite everyone she knows to the best party any technically-not-a-teenager-anymore has ever thrown!

Huh? What’s up with the weird roomba thing? Oh, her parents just bought it. It’s supposed to churn everything it sucks up into dust, which is neat, but the dustbags totally look like giant butts–it’s super-weird, lol! Anyway, just ignore it. 

What happens if it sucks up a person? Lmao, you’re crazy. That’ll never happen!

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Slasher (Various Inanimate TFs)

Halloween’s come early this year, and you know what that means! It’s time for a nightmarish monster to punish a bunch of innocent teens for their promiscuity or something (take that, Stacy, you whore!). Fortunately for the hormone-addled young adults of this All Hallows’ Eve, the monster on the loose doesn’t want to drape their guts over all the neighborhood… he wants to turn them into inanimate objects and leave them to suffer like that forever instead! 

Which isn’t much of an improvement, and in several ways it’s worse, but you gotta take what you can get when you’re in one of these movies. You ever seen Terrifier? You wanna star in that instead? No, I didn’t think so.

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Best Friends with Benefits (TG, Sexdoll TF)

Adam and Steve really thought they’d hit the jackpot when they stumbled on a working TF gun. At long last, they have the chance to end their eternal virginities and graduate to the club of people who have fucked. All they have to do first is figure out which one of them should be the girl, which would be a lot easier if both of them didn’t think it should be the other. I’m sure they’ll figure out a solution soon enough, however. Hopefully it happens before they really screw something up.