Naruto: Freeloading is Great! 2 [9]

Right-hand entrance.
Red.
Women’s toilet.

“So it really is the women’s room… totally different layout from the men’s. No urinals, only stalls…”

The moment he stepped inside, Hoshino knew his guess had been right.

Sakura and Naruto’s personalities really were warped. One by Guy, the other by Sasuke.

“That voice… wh-wh-why are you here, Hoshino!? You actually came this far—you actually snuck into the girls’ toilet!? Get out!”

“You’re one to talk. You’re doing the same thing, and you’ve got the face to scold me? Hurry up and get it over with—time’s running out, it’s dangerous.”

Hoshino had no intention of leaving yet. He wasn’t an idiot. If he walked out without Naruto alongside him, there’d be no excuse when people saw him coming out.

Faced with Hoshino’s perverted shamelessness, Naruto was left speechless.

True enough, she was no better—she’d once gone into the men’s toilet at New Year’s out of curiosity. No right to accuse him.

But what did he mean by “hurry up and finish”? Would hearing the sound of water make this pervert’s lust flare, push him over the edge, and have him climb over the stall door…?

…Crisis. A huge crisis!

The more Naruto thought about it, the more she was convinced. With Hoshino’s level of perversion, he really might do it. So she blushed scarlet, trying to minimize the “water sound,” hands poised at her waistband, ready to yank her pants back up at any second.

Just as she finished her preparations, praying the terrible scene in her imagination wouldn’t happen… it did.

Through the crack at the bottom of the stall, she saw Hoshino’s feet move to the next cubicle. Then came the sound of climbing.

“Hoshino—you perverted bastard!”

“Shhh! Quiet! Someone just came in!”

Perched halfway up the divider, Hoshino hissed the words in a low voice, desperate to shut her up.

Truly, this day was one misfortune after another. From outside, he could hear someone muttering to herself. He couldn’t make out the words, but the voice sounded a lot like Ino.

Sure, he could just hide in the next stall. But what if Ino peeked under and saw him? Or worse, what if Naruto blabbed? Or if Ino herself was perverted enough to crouch and check the gap? Too many ways he could get caught.

The only way out was to get into Naruto’s stall. Then his excuse—“I only came in to drag out this pervert Naruto”—would be airtight.

What Hoshino didn’t realize: he’d misread the signs. He and Naruto had wandered into the men’s toilet.

So all his climbing, all his plotting, was meaningless. Muttering curses at heaven and at Ino, Hoshino vaulted the divider and landed inside Naruto’s stall.

And right away, he noticed something strange.

Naruto’s pants were still on.

Weird. The brat had been holding it forever, and when he finally let go, the water sound was so faint. How could he have finished so quickly?

“Mm… mmmph… nnnhhh!!”

Under Hoshino’s baffled gaze, tears welled in Naruto’s eyes, spilling down her cheeks. Thankfully, she’d already clamped both hands over her mouth—because if she’d let that final cry escape, it would’ve shaken the heavens.

Her face twisted like she was constipated. A muffled sob tore out. Then, in an instant, her expression slackened into release. Her knees buckled, and she slid down against the stall wall, collapsing to the floor.

“What the hell’s wrong with you?”

“H-heh… hehehe… heheheheh…”

Hoshino stared, full of question marks. Naruto’s face looked half-relieved, half-ruined, like someone who’d just been toyed with.

What the hell was this brat doing? Performing facial expressions for an art show?

He was about to sigh again at Naruto’s idiocy when—huh?

Since when was there a puddle of water here?

The floor was dry when I jumped down… wait… wait, wait, wait!?

The truth hit him. His blank stare turned to shock.

Because when he followed the puddle to its source, he saw it clearly: right between Naruto’s feet.

The smell growing stronger. Naruto’s soaked pants still dripping. That broken expression on her face… fuck!

“Brat? Hey, brat, you still alive? Your soul still in your body…?”

“Heh… heh heh…”

“Wake up! Snap out of it! Your eyes are going duller and duller…! I swear, I’ll never tell anyone. I’ll never breathe a word about you wetting yourself—not even to Sasuke! Just pull yourself together! Don’t keep slipping away like this, you’ll completely lose your mind and end up a total idiot! Oi! —Naruto!!”

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T/N: NRAUTO!!!!!! SURGIVE!!!!!!!!!!

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