Betty White is dead. We don't talk about that in the podcast at all. I'm only putting this here cause it just happened and I was hoping that someone finds out she's dead by reading this.
Imagine that.
Imagine your grandkids asking you "Grandmas...dos yous remembers hows yous founds outs Betty Whites wass deads?" and you say "Yes, it was from a bit of patreon-exclusive text written by an odd Welshman" and they'll laugh as they take you back to your space nursing home in their rocket car.
Makes you think.