Money Can Buy Everything

065: Thank You Very Much

"Ah, so because you couldn't forcefully possess me, you've turned murderous, huh? Reimu, rather than Asuna, it seems it’s you who had been tainted instead, when did that happen?”

Reimu sighed and said, "I'm too lazy to argue with you. Since you like to bluff your way through, I won't stop you. Anyway, as a guide, I've done what I should. Do as you please."

Reimu looked like she was frustrated, but in reality, what she said to Momo just now went far beyond the responsibilities of a guide, almost touching on taboo territory.

As a guide, her role was to tell Momo what to do. As for how he should do it, or even help him predict the consequences of his actions, that was almost akin to touching forbidden ground.

However, Reimu also had a slight sense of optimism. After all, she was a special guide, and Momo was now a special hero, clearly favored and expected by the gods. Her actions were for Momo's good, so she hoped she wouldn't be punished by the gods for it.

Reimu cautiously looked up at the sky, but no lightning bolt came down from the sky. This made her breathe a sigh of relief.

Thank goodness.

But then, Reimu became annoyed. She thought, ‘Why should I risk it for this guy? Watching him get punished by the girls for doing so many bad things is what I hoped for... Damn…’

In her eyes now, Momo had become the source of all evil.

However, Reimu's eyes still couldn't help but look at Momo, hoping that he would make a decision. She now realized Momo's character and didn't really mind his talk of wanting to have a harem.

In simple terms, Momo was just talking, and probably wouldn't really do it. After all, his behavior now was still considered kind...

"I've decided, thank you, Reimu."

This time, Momo's words were extremely solemn, causing Reimu to be slightly stunned. She asked, "So, what have you decided?"

"Indeed, my previous understanding was too shallow. It was you, Reimu, who reminded me that I'm no longer human. As a Heroic Spirit, I shouldn't be confused by human emotions. That's too superficial."

Reimu nodded and said, "The young can teach the old."

"And it was you, Reimu, who inspired me. Before, I was troubled and tried to find ways to make the girls get along harmoniously. But now I realize, it's not necessary at all!"

"Well, that's true— Huh, huh, huh, something seems off. What exactly are you trying to say!"

"What? Of course, I'm thanking you, Reimu. You inspired me, reminded me, and made me realize that there's another way I can do things!"

"What exactly are you going to do!"

Momo smiled and shook his head, saying, "As you said, I'm facing these few issues, right? First, Asuna and Argo are just ordinary people, and the limitations of life dictate that one of us must make a choice."

"Secondly, although my heart is filled with love that has brewed for centuries, you think that's nothing. Indeed, as a mortal, this kind of love is too limited. Mortals cannot maintain passion forever, and eternal love is just a myth."

"The third, and last point, boils down to your concerns about what would happen if they truly followed me, how to spend the long life ahead, and how we would adapt."

Reimu's mouth twitched. Every word Momo said was logically sound, as if he couldn't be wrong. However, she couldn't shake off a deeply unsettling feeling.

"Probably... that's how it is?"

"So, Reimu, I sincerely thank you. Thank you for inspiring me, reminding me, and making me realize that I can do things differently!"

"What are you thanking me for?"

"I thank you for inspiring my wisdom, releasing my pressure, unleashing my emotions, and firming my resolve to make every girl happy, to make them my wings!"

"That's definitely not it!"

Reimu held her head, feeling like she was going crazy. She had risked so much danger to say so much persuasive stuff, only for Momo's twisted brain to turn it all around and make it sound like sarcasm?

"How can it not be? Don't be modest, Reimu. I know you already love me deeply, that's why you used sarcasm to remind me how to handle everything."

"That wasn't sarcasm, those were my true words!"

Momo smiled knowingly, while Reimu knelt in frustration in front of him. She finally realized that reasoning with Momo was futile.

"Let me just die..."

"How can that be! When I come to Gensokyo in the future, I'll hire the kappa to bring a mountain of pure gold, and propose to you at the Hakurei Shrine. Then, I'll turn the entire shrine into pure gold. You can have tea whenever you want, eat senbei whenever you want."

"A robber will come and faint when he sees gold, a drunkard will get knocked out by a gold piece. How about that, do you like this kind of life?"

Reimu's mouth hung open, lost in her fantasies. A whole mountain of gold, a Hakurei Shrine made of pure gold, no more pesky thieves or drunks bothering her. She happily rolled around on the floor made of pure gold...

A blush of happiness spread across Reimu's cheeks as she entered a state of bliss.

Momo nodded slightly, feeling grateful to Reimu. He had finally decided on his thoughts and plan, and it was time to address the issue at hand.

"Asuna."

"Yes!"

Asuna's gaze had been shifting between Momo and Argo, feeling restless and unsure of what to do. Now, she could only rely on Momo.

"Even if you become my wife in the future, I won't allow you to be a full-time housewife!"

"Okay—- Huh?!"

Asuna thought Momo was going to say something to lighten the mood, but then he suddenly said this?

‘What does that mean? Does Momo really want to— Ah, stupid Momo, why say such things now?’

Asuna was instantly thrown into confusion, her heart pounding, her face flushing, while she looked at the still silent Argo, feeling a strange mix of emotions.

"Alright, Asuna, prepare dinner. I think it's time to celebrate our move into the new house. Luckily, those big eaters are gone. Asuna, prepare enough for four people."

"Ah— alright, for four people. Uh, Argo, what do you like to eat?"

Asuna quickly pushed aside her daydreams and focused on the present, trying to find a way to mend her relationship with Argo.

She didn't really want to clash with Argo, just felt that he was being inappropriate. She wanted to remind him that, knowing his temperament, he would probably just pat his head and laugh it off. She didn't understand why his reaction was so intense today.

But now wasn't the time to worry about that. Asuna definitely didn't want to lose Argo as a friend over a petty argument.

"...Ah?"

Argo's voice was hoarse as he wiped away the tears from his eyes, saying, "Well, it's not necessary to trouble yourselves. Yui and I can leave—"

"No way!"

The first to oppose was Yui. "Why does Mom have to leave? This is Yui's home. Mom's back, and Dad's back too. Why does Mom want to take Yui away?"

"Yui disagrees, Mom shouldn't let that long-haired ugly woman leave!"

Asuna was speechless.

"Yui, don't say that. Sister Asuna is very pretty! If you keep saying nonsense, Mom will get angry!"

As soon as Argo spoke, Yui pursed her lips and remained silent. Then, Argo forced out a smile of apology. "Sorry, Asuna. This child probably didn't mean it. And from her words, she really seems to have been here all along."

"She's probably recognized me as her mom for some reason, recognized Momo... You shouldn't worry about it."

Asuna waved her hands repeatedly. "Ah, it's okay. It's probably just some mission or setting. It's all just a coincidence, isn't it? If it had been me entering the room first, I would probably have taken on the task, right? It's just a coincidence."

"Yeah, probably. I'm sorry, Asuna."

"You really don't need to worry! Oh, by the way, I'll go prepare dinner. How about barbecue? Yui, do you like barbecue?"

"I don't like it."

"What do you like then? Sister will make it for you."

"I don't like what you make. I want to eat what Mom makes!"

Asuna's temples throbbed. What an annoying kid! No wonder Mom doesn't like children anymore. Who would like such a brat?

"Alright, Yui, I'm really getting angry now!"

"Waaah..."

Argo nodded at Asuna apologetically before she left. As she left, she mouthed to Momo, "Lighten the mood!"

Momo nodded in agreement, and Asuna left with quick steps, leaving only Argo and Momo with Yui.

"Sorry, Momo, for causing you trouble. I really don't know what happened just now. Suddenly..."

"No need to apologize, I understand. In fact, it's my fault too. Maybe I should have done something earlier, not been so decisive."

Argo suddenly looked up at Momo.

But Momo just looked down at Yui, with an innocent smile on his face. "Yui, come here, let Daddy give you a hug."

Argo felt a bit unsure. "Um... Momo, actually... you don't have to force yourself..."

"How could it be forcing? Yui is so cute. Suddenly having a daughter like her, how could I not be happy?"

"But don't you dislike children?"

"I only dislike bratty kids. But as long as Yui behaves, she's an adorable girl. As long as Yui stops targeting Asuna, she can call me Dad, alright?"

Yui blinked, seeming to think it over for a moment before saying, "But I really don't like that woman... Fine, Yui won't talk to her anymore. Is Dad okay with Yui now?"

"Come here, my lovely daughter!"

"Dad!"