Folks, they're here. The simplified character sheets promised by Branson in the Weird Times in Piss Harbor (WTiPH) session zero patreon episode. At last! You can create your own characters... "The Rude Tales Way!" Now, I know what you're thinking: "Hey, don't they barely play D&D anyway? Why scale down?" or maybe you're thinking "Literally how is it even possible for Rude Tales to scale down?" but probably you're thinking "Branson is a real dreamboat! Dreamboat Branny, we'll call him!" The questions and comments practically write themselves! You know what doesn't write itself? These character sheets! That's where you come in! Fill out a sheet with whatever batshit idea strolls across your beautiful brain and bring it to life! Along with a transparent PNG for you to fill out, I've been so unbelievably kind as to provide a sample sheet with Hot Roddy so you can get a sense of how it works. A word of caution: these sheets are specifically designed so as not to interrupt the flow of wild, on mic improvisation and so they won't be right for every table. But hey, my new coffee-table book "Hentai's Least Realistic Situations" is also "not right for every table." Doesn't make it any less special to me.
Benjamin Esposito
2023-11-24 18:53:50 +0000 UTC