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The little fella’s old enough to drink! What shall we ‘shop today, I wonder?

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The final battle from Avengers Endgame, but Mr. Bean is all the characters

Alex?

Young Patrick and Jacob finding Star Wars-themed woods porn behind a Jedi Temple

Jordan Moses

A terrifying glimpse of the future : Texas, The Woke Star State

Neil

Jon Voight escaping a Diddy party

Garrett Breen

Patrick has a clone that’s very emotional

Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando

Wonka in a Tonka

jstowe18

Steve Buscemi’s Ewok Houseparty

kickflipoff

The DS9 nightmare blunt rotation but they’re huffing gas instead

Fox Burden

AstroGoblin as a 3 piece Prog band

Mustardygirl

Group photo of those that ignored the evacuation order

Brian Fantana

Jedi Padawan sex abuse scandal

CeeBass

Charlotte wrestling cryptids

IcarusAiden

Squid games but they are playing water polo, the squids have great skin ヽ⁠(⁠。⁠◕⁠o⁠◕⁠。⁠)⁠ノ

BigBoiBabaganoosh

Manosphere douchebags attempt to reclaim rollerblading from the gays, they are unsuccessful

AesopSPV

Patricks 2: The New Batch

Kyall Robinson

Sarah Silverman and Whitney Cummings sitting with a Cassowary at a cursed venue across from Hoe Rogan and Paul Wall (They are all drinking adrenochrome from the skulls of their fallen enemies).

BigBoiBabaganoosh

Aquesbians replace all comedians in stand up and podcasts resulting in all out Goblin warfare.

BigBoiBabaganoosh

Mulholland Drive jump scare hobo & scared guy fetish foot play.

oldleech

Patrick's Titan Form (Attack on Titan)

Phil Golubovich

Himbo/Bimbo Cryptid Wedding officiated by Cryptid Patrick.

Drew Wagner

slow walkers being inhaled by a giant Kirby

Ryan Pelton

Charlie Chaplin Bratz doll

lexilucy

Odo badly disguised as a Korean Massage chair

dudecar34

Yeti’s having really bad luck, but I (Bigfoot) am having good luck. Sorry!

phatandlazycow

Loud Valley

DylanC

Sniffin sleazo

phatandlazycow

Dark MAGA Elon jumping off building while fenty goblins cheer him on

Chris

Patrick as the goblin king and Jacob as baby Toby from Labryinth

Kat don Vee

As someone who just tried Coke Zero Oreo flavor, this hits close to home

David U

Jean Reno but he's casino magnate Gene Reno

Madame Crouton

The goblins riding the Pepsi Ripsaw from the MOA.

Alfy Red

Hurricane Milton Bradley

NickIsRadford

Silent Hill but it's not silent nor is it a hill

thehobknoblin

werner herzog skydiving nude into the eye of a hurricane

Zen Window

Dorae Hard

snakpak

Mark Wahlberg: southern baptist

goodbye Tarfful

Muppets join Scientology

Ralph d. Apel

The Ryan Lochte mugging

alex

the Vatican 3 but the Eucharist is galaxy gas and poppers

Bailey ate all the beans

Frodo dodging bullets in sin city

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just

Patrick sees his death in the big fish witch's eye

Kochebi

Wicket slamming shots in a run down bar

Cugi

Box art for Fallout Minnesota

Adriano Bacuita

pasta boss shoving gnocchi into laundry machine

Annabelle W

The Philly Phanatic as King Kong

BallpointKen

A red sun rises, cum has been spilled this night.

Lord of Skunks

Human Sink Man

Chicofriend

Five Nights at Teddy’s (Roosevelt)

capecodnative

Jar Jar Binks D. VANCE

Dr. Deagle

Betty White's crime fighting alter ego "Black Betty"

kidConflict

You beat me to it! I was thinking a Frankie Valli pop up jack-in-the-box

Lord of Skunks

Ziggy taking a load off at the bar

Hannah J

Weekend at Frankie Vallis

LLPaulJay

Cheese Purse

Dee

Ody Mandrell joins LA Tik Tok house

snakpak

it's walk of shame

b00n

Patrick's X-Men power of Perfect Own Blood Control

Spurious Machinery

A man pouring molten salt down his urethra.

Mr penis

The weather wars

NRay7882

The Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes priest ape's dead gay monkey husband

Quicksandbuddy

Yacooza

PumaHands

TAB’s room of monitors (complete with O faces, bonus points if they’re famous) so he can keep track of when people pop. (Would you like people to move away from f*nhaus references?)

bozzwick

Astrogolin vs Cenobites

Driftless

A badass dragon but it has the stupidest breath power

Peter

VW's ID Buzz somberly looking at the grave of its 1970's bus

NukeWarm

Tony Shelob investigating crimes in Middle Earth

Sam Collins

Patrick doing his birthday 21 Galaxy Gas salute

Matt Burns

Night of the living Jeb

Dr. TJ Eckelberg

Freddie Highmore's The Good Doctor Who

Oisín Connolly

Jimmy Stewart’s favorite brothel

Kikaimato

Zack Synders of Rohan

bentallyill

A twink Babadook coming to turn our children gay.

Drew Yetzke

The Assassination of the Outlaw Xanax Grunseits Cousin by the Lawman Bass Reeves

M B

BigTittyGothmog

Tariq Moustapha

IGN's Babe page on 9/11/01

WalkingMirror

Kansas Soilman

COONTAR

Goth Minch

Jacob Edding

band of brothers working the kitchen from The Bear.

MyOnlyBlackBudy

A Haunted House full of AI generated horrors.

ThePossiblyMike

Fishbowl of the Damned.

ThirdDeadMan

Saruman walks out on his balcony to address his Army (the Woke Mob)

JFactor

Swig vs Sodalicous Highlander style.

tigerhawk66

Eric Adams and Doraemon at Oki Dog.

John

Twinkies rebranding exclusively for the straights

Nick Barnes

Patrick and Jacob preparing to bully the living shit out of young Anakin

Hankenstein

The punishment for when you submit 2 prompts

Conor

Moo Dengue Fever

rahjahknows

Tauntaun sent to the glue factory

Sorcha

Marissa Tomie

Juuso E Salin

Quinlan Vos tracking the scent of Minch (he hasn't paid his taxes)

Jane

Malignant but it's Charlotte and Patrick is Gabriel

Chaz Surfboard

Charlotte pivots to being a tradwife influencer

bobloblaw_rms

Golf, but it's actually interesting to watch

LeafoftheVine

no one helped

Tadhg Harnett

John Cena and the Monopoly Man are friends :-)

Tim Liggett

A bad guy, with a dumb name and stupid haircut.

Erynsaurus

Alexander Graham Belle Delphine

Rullagan

Sex Rogen

Bradley Sweeney

Nim Chimpsky vs Noam Chomsky

Siglark

Theoden King utilizing a Mobile Suit Gundam

Nick

Beating that little Saw dummy up with a school chair instead of playing his game

Shotgunbadger

You can add a skeleton if ya need it spooky

Softly_Iris

Lore Accurate Wisconsin

Haste

Mom's Home ft. Fred Durst

Horsey Chobunso

Jumping Elon getting posterized by Anthony Edwards

Nibblonians

RFK chainsawing a whales head off in the Duluth cam

heartajack

A typewriter haunted by the yassified ghost of Tennessee Williams

Gollum Juice

Toes for teeth

Matt

Werner herzog goo reviewer

Softly_Iris

Return of the living Jed

dangxious

Faygo rainbow Leprachaun

Harper

Charlotte hunting the BOIS in BOISE, Idaho

Sean Banne

The "Damn Bitch, You Live Like This?" Goofy, but it's Jar Jar Binks

calamansipapi

Jacob covered in honey running from a hungry Patrick

Bradley Sweeney

Fallout: New Delco

Waluigi Galleani

Hunting millennial ghosts

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

Hurricane Milton Scandal

Brendon Abbl

Salacious B. Crumb giving ciggies to trick or treaters

liam

Dirt buffet

stushow

Helene and Milton beating the shit out of Florida governor Ronald desantis

SundayBest

Muppet Mouth (terminal)

Meatshelly

A lustful yet ornery cake for a beautiful New Jersey bride on the hit T.V. show Cake Boss featuring Cake Boss

Leebos

Black cats getting revenge on Satanic Panic Karen's

Toots McGavin

The next flavor of Oreo is Late Stage Capitalism

Chelsea D'Amore

Joe Camel’s funeral

Brian

The Astrogoblin crew as Street Sharks

Free Will

Elrond Hubbard

Matt E

A spooky pumpkin pinata filled with bugs

Baron Sogz

Somehow Palpatine returned (for the Gungan genocide).

J Jedi Jameson

Patrick brown unregulated survival seminar

Hauntlink

Patrick hatching a barking dog out of his back after taking "The Substance"

SteamedJams

Biblically Accurate Angel Boys

Siôn Williamson

Mobile Suit Richard Nixon

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