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Give us a metaphorical pumpkin to carve! (Actual spooky prompts are welcome too)

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Indiana Hamster Jone's the Tomb of Carrots Or something lol

Somegoodinthisworld

Silhouette of Ningen

Hannah J

The scene from that Cold Steel video with the snake but this time its got a gun.

Assistant_to_the_Janitor

Fishing is the human version of alien abduction!

Jonathan Coons

Gandalfs funeral overalls

kickflipoff

Mark Robinson getting kicked off of the public library computers by Officer Eric Adams who is in turn being served a subpoena by a federal agent (possibly Nick Fury?)

oldleech

Comb O’Driscoll

Boonan

Sorry for doing two Hayao McAzaki

Alan Ma

Vox Gobuli

Whalebone Jack

Eric Adams behelit

Kyall Robinson

Seed Harvesting Operation

Throaty Pigeon

Biblically accurate angel boys

Siôn Williamson

Mecha chef

Brian Fantana

Moo Deng stars in a RDJ Dr. Doolittle courtroom-drama sequel Directed by Francis Ford Coppola

Wyatt Kohler

Patrick is replaced by Johnny Knoxville

SpaceCat

Bam margera gets really into podracing

Sid Slurms

spaghetti brain worms

ChillyVanilly

wokesabers

phatandlazycow

Jacob is a fireman but not one of those over sexualised calendar firemen, just an average dude

Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando

Scott Stapp created Aerial vehicles for the separatists

My Humaniity

Like bathtub gin, but instead shitty malt liquor

Ryan Pelton

America's Mayor defending innocent chimps from an onslaught of chairs

Madame Crouton

Spadoinly Bodegard the Ardvarkman Brew Master

Swogglet

Narco Gordito pumpkins attacking Japanese whaling vessels 🫴

BigBoiBabaganoosh

"Whaaaaat's up gang we're coming at you from beyond this mortal coil!"

Chaz Surfboard

Patrick as Jesus taking the needle of Gundam Heroin for Jacob, Charlotte is snorting a Tony Montana pile of cocaine but it's Magic the Gathering Cards

AesopSPV

Specialized for use in, or size of?

Chaz Surfboard

Mortal Kombat with Cryptids, but festive

Drew Wagner

I want to see a juicy ASStro Goblin with luscious BYTT plz!

Charles Chabal

THE GOBLINS ARE IN THE PUMKINS

PumaHands

A coffee shop run by goblins allowing JD Vance entrance.

spacedive

The angel & devil on someone’s shoulders but they’re actual human being sized instead of the usual tiny “shoulder size” depiction as shown in media.

Goob

image from "Star Talk", Astrogoblin's new Star Wars, Star Trek and Star Gate Podcast.

ThirdDeadMan

Surface to air pumpkin missile

BigBoiBabaganoosh

Scary kool-aid man

donaldtello

Bathtub colt 45

Ryan Pelton

Next generation bridge crew blunt rotation

Bryan Weiss

Adam Sandler stars in Big Daddy (bioshock)

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just

a poster encouraging Gen Z to take up smoking

goodbye Tarfful

AstroGoblin vs the much more successful AstroOrc

Neil

an oppossum in a suit with a blue tie versus a raccoon in a suit with a red tie in a debate to help voters decide leadership of a local waste management district

Zen Window

Chosen prompt as a trucker

Dr. Deagle

Stellan and his boys dressed up for Halloween

Dobozer420

cryptid polycule

lexilucy

Roadside Picnic Pumpkin

BigBoiBabaganoosh

fat white opium trade

Stanky

John Fettermothman

Waluigi Galleani

Patrick and his Big Birds dressed to trick or treat.

Dom

Big Nimo: Adventures in Cryptidland

Fun!

A real good ciggy break for a pack of astrogoblins

Mike R

The hottest rock and roll band - Big Nim and the Cryptids.

Tariq Moustapha

Brad Dourif on a greasy podcast

Leebos

Slasher villan union representative

LeafoftheVine

Mothman on PornHub searching for Francis Scott Key Bridge videos but it’s banned in his state and his goon session is ruined.

John

Astrogoblin Gamersupps design

cptvictor

Battle of the Cryptids

jraluark

Angry Australian pumpkin with a toothache that cannot and will not trust a dentist

BigBoiBabaganoosh

Election Yard sign for ya-te-veo, the carnivorous tree

David U

Miguel Myers as "Pumpkin shape"

BigBoiBabaganoosh

- POV: Owen Wilson's nose hairs.

Ryogathelost

help oh god help

Tadhg Harnett

The Oscars for Cultural War Gamerz

NukeWarm

Gundam 100m dash (spooky)

Chicofriend

Travis brand Face Chips and Finger Fries and Xanax

Alexander Vogt

andre 4000

alex

Yo Gabba Zappa

kidConflict

Literally just Laura Loomer's face

Carl Weezer

George Locust

mitchshow

Spooky Dookie

Dustin Willis

Buddy cop movie starring Jack Black and wicket w warrick

snakpak

Michael Zaki's Sleep Paralysis Demon

Toots McGavin

500 Spookyrettes

Hankenstein

Jigsaw opens an escape room

Cugi

The French

Madeline Alright

Al Kiefer from the West Wing goes to a Ferengi Freak Off (featuring astroglide)

M B

Travis the Chimpanzee at Caria Manor feasting on Fingercreepers

SteamedJams

Immortan Hoe

Meatshelly

Ronald Reagan Fucking Twinks

Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp

Ewok mukbang

LLPaulJay

Your 2024 World Series Champions Philadelphia Phillies

Chelsea D'Amore

Colm Selkie

melifiknow

Doctor Patrick and his lowley assistant create the perfect Charlotte (spooky!(?))

Softly_Iris

Josh's feasting time

Sean Banne

Cryptid comprised of photos in saved folder

Ralph d. Apel

Legendary nfl lore right here

Dean U

Bigfoot bartending a hunting lodge for monsters

bolinani8

The Vikings Sex Party on Lake Minnetonka

tigerhawk66

Darth Mike Meyers

Alexander Penney

Slasher Charlotte chasing Final Girl Patrick and Ghost Mentor Jacob

Colin Sharpe

Batsquatch as a tiktok bro making a vlog in response to being ranked so poorly

Free Will

CPR dummy thicc

Matt

Baseball legend Pete Rose being denied entry into heaven because of gambling.

Colby

Pennsylvania White Bigfoot plays bass in a Reggae band.

Lord of Skunks

grogu kicking a field goal

MyOnlyBlackBudy

But oh no, it's cursed!

Baron Sogz

Sorcerer Sellan Skarsgard

Rullagan

Adam Driver Worm Odyssey

TCKingCeryn

A spooky skeleton offers you a blunt

Baron Sogz

Monster Muscle Beach

GoodPostReilly

A sequel to Joe's Apartment, but with fleas.

Fun!

A Gammorrean crinking his Hoojib

Aaron Weber

Patrick breaking his mile PR blasting darts

slashx00 like from Guns N' Roses

Jon Voight as the sand worm thing from Beetlejuice

Bailey ate all the beans

The Astrogoblins crucified next to Christ

bobloblaw_rms

John Fetterman as the Pennsylvania White Bigfoot

Nibblonians

The inevitable twink death of Timothee Chalamet

Gollum Juice

Passion of the Piss Christ

Chris Schaller

Ghosts feeling down because a bunch of ghost hunters showed up to talk shit about them.

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

Bam, Dico, Rake Yohn and Raab Himself go sasquatch hunting

NRay7882

A battle of wits: nim chimpsky against koko the gorilla, moderated by Dr. Zaius

Nick

Haunted house nursing home.

Claire Myers

Necromancy being medically used for erectile dysfunction

Bradley Sweeney

Death stranding 2 photo mode with the astrogobs instead of kojimas crushes

Jake

Paparazzi photos of Star Boys partying with Quinlan Vos

Chaz Surfboard

Haunted hype house

Adriano Bacuita

Charlotte opting out of the boys’ mindpalace

liam

"Guess the Saw Trap" the board game

John Eustice

DS9 nightmare blunt rotation

Dean U

Jack-off lantern

Patrick Walsh

Gabaghoul

rahjahknows

Patrick star, Charlotte’s web, and Jacob’s ladder go trick or treating

griff mat

Cryptid grudge match

Brian

Jar Jar Twink

stushow

Zachary Levis (pants)

Honey-Boo-Boo

Dame Maggie Smith rippin darts outside the Heaven-Eleven

Alan Ma

john lennon yubnub

Annabelle W

Meeting of the Meatmen

Juuso E Salin

Jacob-O-Lantern

confuseddaily

Maggie Smith viking funeral.

Baron Mathot

Jehovah Witness Patrick

Hauntlink

Jacob covered in peanut butter please

Bradley Sweeney

Patrick as mothman fluttering about Patrick’s natural environment: a gaslight

griff mat

Snow White and the 7 little guys

Andrew Sterling

The Count of Monte Fisto

Jay Deines

Ringo Starr YouTube thumbnail

Sean Murphy


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