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[No Ads] Ep. 59 - Retail Therapy

The dads decompress (and are back to recording in person!) and prepare for their journey to Swankery Hill.

This episode contains profanity, violence, and sexual content.

We're doing a live show on Father's Day (June 20th at 5PM PST) - if you're reading this, you're already gettin' in for free! More details to come soon, and don't worry if you can't make it - you'll also get access to the VOD!

[No Ads] Ep. 59 - Retail Therapy

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Listening to this podcast since the start in 2019 and following everything, the sincere chat from Anthony after being remote and to finally be back in the room together, Beth and "My Boys", Matt sounded like he wanted to hug them all and it felt very special, even with post wax growth, you all are amazing

Chris Adam

This episode starts on SUCH a banger, some great dad facts, and then .... "It's like [they] have all seen a ghost" 💀

Marissa Y

I always forget how much this into SLAPS.

rockL

Fun fact at my wedding my Wife’s intro song to the reception was Gold Digger and she entered with a giant fake Green Card (she’s from Spain I’m American lmao)

Hayden Turner

What happened to Walter? I always thought there was a one-shot where he lost his legs, but it sounds like it just happened out of nowhere.

Elijah Andrade

People need to learn to be like Anthony in the intro. He should give lessons. <3

Rachel MacArthur

fave intro of all time...and I'm like 34 eps into season 2

Caz Flip Smith

I always forget how fucking rock and roll this opening is.

Katilynn Morgan

I assume the remote would have had batteries by default if Matt hadn't made that roll :D

Spinnaker

I NEED THE SHIRT

Nicki Davidson

Is there a place where we can just listen to all of these amazing intro's?

Kari Carter

BUMPita.

Sata Prescott

10/10 opening holy shit

RedCat Studio

We need a full mp3 of that Jolene intro cover, great job daddies!

Skeewoahski Brudda

I love Deadmau-five!

Xwelldo

So I'm catching up since I haven't been able to listen in awhile. Hearing my name in the shout outs was great!

Allison Davis

This was TOP TEIR dad chaos energy

Tinyhumanbrain76

So sad the thigh high socks don't have knife holsters, but the grip on the bottom sounds very safe

Tim Barrett

I literally require merch that says “I’m cursed, but in a cool way.”

cronchroach

Holy shit, that's perfect

Chris B

I want the plot twist to be Willy also wearing thigh high socks with pockets and cool guy boxers under his robes

Oscar

My wife and I were talking that its basically a headcannon of if Darryl and Mercedes Oak Garcia were married.

Derek Dix

As much as I like the idea of getting Nick back that way. That just seems like an easy out for Glenn. My hope for Nick Jr. is that he’s actually Bill Close that got permanently polymorphed by Willie for trying to help the dads. My real question is why Henry hasn’t even tried to speak with Nick Jr. with all the chances he’s had.

Kristopher Otto

OMG CLOSE TO 2 LONG YEARS AND I FINALLY GOT A SHOUT OUT IM GONNA CRY!!!!!

JayDee Abeld

This opening theme is ripping🤟

Prowsy

RONALD!!! Let’S. Go. BABEEEE!!! #swankery

John Chatwell

Full length Paeden ASMR video MBIC you cowards

Hannah & David

Talking Dads, Talking Dads, I need to know. Ron said "I shoot any direction" in response to being called a straight shooter, and I need to know if this means he is canonically bi. I am, and that's the kind of joke I make all the time, so I'm going to assume he is, but I would like to be able to use the word "canonically."

Montanna Tilton

This isn’t your podcast, it’s theirs and Anthony is the DM. It doesn’t matter if you’re experienced or not- all that matters is that your players are having a kick-ass time. Anthony knows when to “rein it in,” but creativity and crazy antics like this is a huge reason why they have so many Patreon subscribers. Embrace the insane and blame it on the daddy magic 🥸😎. I just really wanna know if the other kids bought anything!

MoMoney

Also should call Samantha or find Dr.Not Me for Ron and most definitely Glen

The_Blueish_knight

I really hope you guys will use the cozy on willy

The_Blueish_knight

The podcast has been built on the foundation of the Dads being able to do whatever crazy things they can think up pretty much whenever they want. It irks me a little bit, but I love the cast and the characters so much that I am still a huge fan. This podcast is not for strict DnD rule followers. 59 episodes in, I don't think they will change their style. - Non Sequitur - your Nick Jr. theory is brilliant and I wish I would have thought of it first.

Buddy Broham

Hey quit harshin the vibe. its funnier this way. "Experienced DM" sounds more like boring DM

Zachary Szpila

Anthony needs to learn to say "the outcome you seek from the action proposed is impossible, you may do the proposed action but the outcomes of the action dependant on the roll will not be what you think." It's insane they got those items for free and got a bunch of gold. I mean they don't really use gold very often so it's not that big of deal, but this podcast is out of order. This is a goddamn animal house! Bring down your the hammer Anthony, for your sake not mine. (I thought it was still hilarious so really this is just some advice for you from an experienced DM). Also calling my shot that Nick Jr. is the original timeline Nick and Glen caring for him willingly and without any inkling that it may be his soon (selfless caring) is a test to see if he can be a good father and the Nick Jr. will transform back into Nick.

JayForce

You all ever see The Mitchells vs Machines? Rick Mitchell, the dad in the movie, reminds me of Darryl Wilson :^)

Chris B

"Paeden buys a gun - PAEDEN BUYS A GUN!!!!"

David Donahue

something sad dawn on me what Glen wife going to feel not having a her husband or kid show up

lilguy31

Definitely one of the best and funniest episodes in a while. The way Beth set up the next episode was really fantastic and sobering and I'm very very excited

Jackson Carroll

What if they go to hell to find Nick and find cern’s kids there too?

Aidan Bee

Beth in the last ten minutes absolutely smashed it. I had to stop and rewind so many times!

Kallie B

Really hoping for an SNL intro parody to celebrate that theyre all in person again next episode, but they may have already done one in the past.

Hoopster

Beth bringing the A game this episode holy shit!

Austin Baker

Definitely thought the start was a ram ranch joke

andrew tordeur

GREATEST INTRO EVER! Please release full version haha

TonySteel

Hearing "everybody got vaccinated and now we can finally record together again" is so nice, we're doing it lads!

Gwen Jeronimo

Hair cuts every couple of months? No thanks. I do every two to three weeks

Jason Melton

Lark!!! I was expecting Erin. Very well done! Absolutely loved this episode.

Evil Bart

Freddy is pumped up

UK fan (Dan)

Holy shit, I didn't no know I needed a heavy metal version of Jolene in my life. F*ing excellent!! Best intro by far

Cole White

Good lord, that opening is perfect.

Jen the Reaper

This is so funny but omg i swung from laughing so hard to absolutely weeping.

Caleb

Ok but the Jolene intro didn't have to go SO HARD UMPH

Kendal Swanson

So many great moments but that was a highlight

Darryl Holiday II

That Jolene parody intro was sick as fuck. Best song intro yet?

Darryl Holiday II

Beth, that line. I lost my god damn mind. I literally had to walk away from what I was doing, pause the recording, and reset. Holy shit that was harsh. Fucking loved it.

Darryl Holiday II

im so excited for yall to be in person again, shits lit and im so stoaked for this new chapter of the story

meaghan m

Woo!!! About to go on a walk and I know what I’m listening too. Thanks daddies 👍 Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub

TheDopeGuy

The merch potential in this episode is off the charts. I'm just sayin', yall put out some Rons and I'm buying em

Stephanie Mech

It's the first episode in person and it's a therapy episode?! Words cannot describe how much I can't wait to hear it

Austin Baker

We need a legitimate metal cover of Jolene

B. J. Boyd

Do you really wanna deal with that right now?

bjdripley

Holly shit that intro!

Gonzalo Garcia

Beth is officially invited to my wedding 😂

Alyson Crawford

The Wilson & Oak relationship is my f'ing favorite friendship in the podcast

Cactus Pear

affirmations with anthony <3

meaghan m

freddie 💯🧼💯🧼💯 opening

meaghan m

Opening cover of Jolene is fucking sick 🤘🤯😍

Roisin Dubh

hell yeah!!!

Hez

🤘

Rollin Mike

Yesssss!!

Noremackid


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