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[No Ads] Ep. 59 - Retail Therapy
Added 2021-06-01 16:01:04 +0000 UTCThe dads decompress (and are back to recording in person!) and prepare for their journey to Swankery Hill.
This episode contains profanity, violence, and sexual content.
We're doing a live show on Father's Day (June 20th at 5PM PST) - if you're reading this, you're already gettin' in for free! More details to come soon, and don't worry if you can't make it - you'll also get access to the VOD!
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Listening to this podcast since the start in 2019 and following everything, the sincere chat from Anthony after being remote and to finally be back in the room together, Beth and "My Boys", Matt sounded like he wanted to hug them all and it felt very special, even with post wax growth, you all are amazing
Chris Adam
2025-04-19 11:49:56 +0000 UTCThis episode starts on SUCH a banger, some great dad facts, and then .... "It's like [they] have all seen a ghost" 💀
Marissa Y
2025-04-16 18:04:19 +0000 UTCI always forget how much this into SLAPS.
rockL
2024-08-28 17:36:44 +0000 UTCFun fact at my wedding my Wife’s intro song to the reception was Gold Digger and she entered with a giant fake Green Card (she’s from Spain I’m American lmao)
Hayden Turner
2024-08-11 23:37:45 +0000 UTCWhat happened to Walter? I always thought there was a one-shot where he lost his legs, but it sounds like it just happened out of nowhere.
Elijah Andrade
2023-09-27 16:03:10 +0000 UTCPeople need to learn to be like Anthony in the intro. He should give lessons. <3
Rachel MacArthur
2023-07-10 19:22:26 +0000 UTCfave intro of all time...and I'm like 34 eps into season 2
Caz Flip Smith
2023-05-25 04:18:05 +0000 UTCI always forget how fucking rock and roll this opening is.
Katilynn Morgan
2023-05-23 12:51:40 +0000 UTCI assume the remote would have had batteries by default if Matt hadn't made that roll :D
Spinnaker
2022-08-12 16:44:12 +0000 UTCI NEED THE SHIRT
Nicki Davidson
2022-07-28 01:37:51 +0000 UTCIs there a place where we can just listen to all of these amazing intro's?
Kari Carter
2022-01-31 19:05:43 +0000 UTCBUMPita.
Sata Prescott
2021-12-09 19:53:23 +0000 UTC10/10 opening holy shit
RedCat Studio
2021-10-14 05:16:07 +0000 UTCWe need a full mp3 of that Jolene intro cover, great job daddies!
Skeewoahski Brudda
2021-08-26 21:49:28 +0000 UTCI love Deadmau-five!
Xwelldo
2021-08-03 01:21:04 +0000 UTCSo I'm catching up since I haven't been able to listen in awhile. Hearing my name in the shout outs was great!
Allison Davis
2021-06-24 02:15:53 +0000 UTCThis was TOP TEIR dad chaos energy
Tinyhumanbrain76
2021-06-19 02:20:15 +0000 UTCSo sad the thigh high socks don't have knife holsters, but the grip on the bottom sounds very safe
Tim Barrett
2021-06-11 00:59:09 +0000 UTCI literally require merch that says “I’m cursed, but in a cool way.”
cronchroach
2021-06-11 00:09:12 +0000 UTCHoly shit, that's perfect
Chris B
2021-06-10 00:11:53 +0000 UTCI want the plot twist to be Willy also wearing thigh high socks with pockets and cool guy boxers under his robes
Oscar
2021-06-09 23:49:27 +0000 UTCMy wife and I were talking that its basically a headcannon of if Darryl and Mercedes Oak Garcia were married.
Derek Dix
2021-06-09 19:42:35 +0000 UTCAs much as I like the idea of getting Nick back that way. That just seems like an easy out for Glenn. My hope for Nick Jr. is that he’s actually Bill Close that got permanently polymorphed by Willie for trying to help the dads. My real question is why Henry hasn’t even tried to speak with Nick Jr. with all the chances he’s had.
Kristopher Otto
2021-06-07 05:14:54 +0000 UTCOMG CLOSE TO 2 LONG YEARS AND I FINALLY GOT A SHOUT OUT IM GONNA CRY!!!!!
JayDee Abeld
2021-06-04 16:48:12 +0000 UTCThis opening theme is ripping🤟
Prowsy
2021-06-03 12:16:53 +0000 UTCRONALD!!! Let’S. Go. BABEEEE!!! #swankery
John Chatwell
2021-06-03 05:42:25 +0000 UTCFull length Paeden ASMR video MBIC you cowards
Hannah & David
2021-06-03 03:09:25 +0000 UTCTalking Dads, Talking Dads, I need to know. Ron said "I shoot any direction" in response to being called a straight shooter, and I need to know if this means he is canonically bi. I am, and that's the kind of joke I make all the time, so I'm going to assume he is, but I would like to be able to use the word "canonically."
Montanna Tilton
2021-06-03 01:53:06 +0000 UTCThis isn’t your podcast, it’s theirs and Anthony is the DM. It doesn’t matter if you’re experienced or not- all that matters is that your players are having a kick-ass time. Anthony knows when to “rein it in,” but creativity and crazy antics like this is a huge reason why they have so many Patreon subscribers. Embrace the insane and blame it on the daddy magic 🥸😎. I just really wanna know if the other kids bought anything!
MoMoney
2021-06-02 22:47:08 +0000 UTCAlso should call Samantha or find Dr.Not Me for Ron and most definitely Glen
The_Blueish_knight
2021-06-02 22:09:49 +0000 UTCI really hope you guys will use the cozy on willy
The_Blueish_knight
2021-06-02 22:01:00 +0000 UTCThe podcast has been built on the foundation of the Dads being able to do whatever crazy things they can think up pretty much whenever they want. It irks me a little bit, but I love the cast and the characters so much that I am still a huge fan. This podcast is not for strict DnD rule followers. 59 episodes in, I don't think they will change their style. - Non Sequitur - your Nick Jr. theory is brilliant and I wish I would have thought of it first.
Buddy Broham
2021-06-02 20:45:31 +0000 UTCHey quit harshin the vibe. its funnier this way. "Experienced DM" sounds more like boring DM
Zachary Szpila
2021-06-02 18:45:34 +0000 UTCAnthony needs to learn to say "the outcome you seek from the action proposed is impossible, you may do the proposed action but the outcomes of the action dependant on the roll will not be what you think." It's insane they got those items for free and got a bunch of gold. I mean they don't really use gold very often so it's not that big of deal, but this podcast is out of order. This is a goddamn animal house! Bring down your the hammer Anthony, for your sake not mine. (I thought it was still hilarious so really this is just some advice for you from an experienced DM). Also calling my shot that Nick Jr. is the original timeline Nick and Glen caring for him willingly and without any inkling that it may be his soon (selfless caring) is a test to see if he can be a good father and the Nick Jr. will transform back into Nick.
JayForce
2021-06-02 17:07:42 +0000 UTCYou all ever see The Mitchells vs Machines? Rick Mitchell, the dad in the movie, reminds me of Darryl Wilson :^)
Chris B
2021-06-02 13:07:29 +0000 UTC"Paeden buys a gun - PAEDEN BUYS A GUN!!!!"
David Donahue
2021-06-02 12:20:50 +0000 UTCsomething sad dawn on me what Glen wife going to feel not having a her husband or kid show up
lilguy31
2021-06-02 08:47:22 +0000 UTCDefinitely one of the best and funniest episodes in a while. The way Beth set up the next episode was really fantastic and sobering and I'm very very excited
Jackson Carroll
2021-06-02 07:26:08 +0000 UTCWhat if they go to hell to find Nick and find cern’s kids there too?
Aidan Bee
2021-06-02 05:10:23 +0000 UTCBeth in the last ten minutes absolutely smashed it. I had to stop and rewind so many times!
Kallie B
2021-06-02 04:58:52 +0000 UTCReally hoping for an SNL intro parody to celebrate that theyre all in person again next episode, but they may have already done one in the past.
Hoopster
2021-06-02 04:34:16 +0000 UTCBeth bringing the A game this episode holy shit!
Austin Baker
2021-06-02 04:23:51 +0000 UTCDefinitely thought the start was a ram ranch joke
andrew tordeur
2021-06-01 23:28:52 +0000 UTCGREATEST INTRO EVER! Please release full version haha
TonySteel
2021-06-01 22:19:11 +0000 UTCHearing "everybody got vaccinated and now we can finally record together again" is so nice, we're doing it lads!
Gwen Jeronimo
2021-06-01 22:15:55 +0000 UTCHair cuts every couple of months? No thanks. I do every two to three weeks
Jason Melton
2021-06-01 22:07:47 +0000 UTCLark!!! I was expecting Erin. Very well done! Absolutely loved this episode.
Evil Bart
2021-06-01 21:39:27 +0000 UTCFreddy is pumped up
UK fan (Dan)
2021-06-01 21:24:46 +0000 UTCHoly shit, I didn't no know I needed a heavy metal version of Jolene in my life. F*ing excellent!! Best intro by far
Cole White
2021-06-01 21:16:45 +0000 UTCGood lord, that opening is perfect.
Jen the Reaper
2021-06-01 20:27:44 +0000 UTCThis is so funny but omg i swung from laughing so hard to absolutely weeping.
Caleb
2021-06-01 19:50:51 +0000 UTCOk but the Jolene intro didn't have to go SO HARD UMPH
Kendal Swanson
2021-06-01 19:02:57 +0000 UTCSo many great moments but that was a highlight
Darryl Holiday II
2021-06-01 18:32:35 +0000 UTCThat Jolene parody intro was sick as fuck. Best song intro yet?
Darryl Holiday II
2021-06-01 18:32:09 +0000 UTCBeth, that line. I lost my god damn mind. I literally had to walk away from what I was doing, pause the recording, and reset. Holy shit that was harsh. Fucking loved it.
Darryl Holiday II
2021-06-01 18:31:05 +0000 UTCim so excited for yall to be in person again, shits lit and im so stoaked for this new chapter of the story
meaghan m
2021-06-01 18:01:21 +0000 UTCWoo!!! About to go on a walk and I know what I’m listening too. Thanks daddies 👍 Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub
TheDopeGuy
2021-06-01 17:49:14 +0000 UTCThe merch potential in this episode is off the charts. I'm just sayin', yall put out some Rons and I'm buying em
Stephanie Mech
2021-06-01 17:38:14 +0000 UTCIt's the first episode in person and it's a therapy episode?! Words cannot describe how much I can't wait to hear it
Austin Baker
2021-06-01 17:36:33 +0000 UTCWe need a legitimate metal cover of Jolene
B. J. Boyd
2021-06-01 17:23:23 +0000 UTCDo you really wanna deal with that right now?
bjdripley
2021-06-01 17:20:16 +0000 UTCHolly shit that intro!
Gonzalo Garcia
2021-06-01 17:16:57 +0000 UTCBeth is officially invited to my wedding 😂
Alyson Crawford
2021-06-01 17:09:37 +0000 UTCThe Wilson & Oak relationship is my f'ing favorite friendship in the podcast
Cactus Pear
2021-06-01 17:09:34 +0000 UTCaffirmations with anthony <3
meaghan m
2021-06-01 17:05:41 +0000 UTCfreddie 💯🧼💯🧼💯 opening
meaghan m
2021-06-01 16:56:11 +0000 UTCOpening cover of Jolene is fucking sick 🤘🤯😍
Roisin Dubh
2021-06-01 16:52:17 +0000 UTChell yeah!!!
Hez
2021-06-01 16:04:04 +0000 UTC🤘
Rollin Mike
2021-06-01 16:03:49 +0000 UTCYesssss!!
Noremackid
2021-06-01 16:02:36 +0000 UTC
