Steve Notes HIAC 2021

Cool HIAC intro radio going in hell or something

Bayley vs. Sasha Banks

Bayley introduces chairs pretty early, she gets one before Bianca can get one, but whiffs on her first attempt, Bianca then uses her braid, then rams bayley into the corner then dropkicks her into the chair

Bayley takes over using the steel steps and ties bianca’s hair to the ropes, but she plays herself and trips over it running into the steel steps

Bayley gets the upper hand with the hendo stick, hits sunset flip power bomb into the cell

Bayley gets out quad kendo sticks making a bridge like last year, but she goes through them with the spinebuster

Bayley works Bianca with the chair, ties her hair to the chair

Bayley tries to hit a knee to chair, instead, Bianca counters, hits her knee with the chair, takes over, ties her hand to her hair, sends her into the cell wall

Bayley grabs a ladder, rams it in Bianca’s midsection

Bayley whiffs on a senton on the ladder, Bianca hits one, BIANCA HITS KOD ON THE OPEN LADDER COLLAPSING IT

****

Seth Rollins vs Cesaro

Rollins in V Attire attacks Cesaro before the bell, but that doesn’t matter much cuz Cesaro takes over early

Rollins takes over quick

Cesaro stuffs Rollins’ glove in his mouth, then hits RAINMAKER

Cesaro boots the glove out of the ring, powerslams him huge

Rollins gets the upper hand, Cesaro hits him with a discus lariat

Cesaro gets that swing in

Cesaro stomps the shit out of Rollins’ arm, he gets rolled up for three

***3/4

Shayna vs. Alexa

Shayna interview first, says don’t mention Lily again- Alexa has fun playing with dolls, I have fun hurting people. Nia says there’s nothing wrong with a little luck- Reggie tries to kiss her hand, Shayna slaps it away

Alexa laughs off Shayna’s offense

Alexa tries to hypnotize Shayna, Shayna breaks free LOU THESZ PRESS

ALEXA HYNPOTIZES NIA JAX, who then slaps reggie and screams

Shayna tries to take her back, Alexa hits a nail to shayna, twisted bliss for the win

*

Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn

Zayn topes onto KO’s shoulder to the outside, works it the rest of the match

Owens hits senton to the floor, eats knees

Zayn hits BTB for 2

KO goes for a stunner, eats a half n half suplex for 2

Owens hits stunner on the floor

Zayn barely beats ten count

They fight it out on the floor

HELLUVA KICK FOR 3

***¾

Charlotte vs. Rhea Ripley

Charlotte sucker attacks Rhea to start, giving Rhea LESSONS

Rhea comes back alive, rainmaker, headbutt, superkick

Rhea hits missile dropkick for 2

Char hits Nat Selection outta nowhere, tries for cheat pin, Rhea kicked out

Char hits the mooonsault recover for 2

Char keeps working Rhea’s leg

Rhea hits superplex for 2

Big chops from Char, eats turnbuckle pad, then RIPTIDE, char gets ropes

They end up on the outside, Char kills Rhea’s knee against the steps, inside, hits spear, figure 4, they roll to the outside, Rhea throws the table hood at Char, GETS DQ’d AND LARSON LOSES HIS SHIT (and predictions)

* (woulda been like 3 ½ but that FINISH)

Lashley vs. McIntyre

Meat slaps meat, then Lashley gets the cane from MVP, hits Drew in the throat

Drew hits AIR RAID CRASH onto the steel steps

Drew throws a bunch of chairs into the ring, sets it up in the corner

REverse alabama slam onto a chair for 2

Lashley rams the steel steps into Drew’s head against the cell wall

MVP traps Drew in the corner with kendo stick

Lashley rams Drew’s head in the chair

Drew comes alive, grabs kendo stick, thumbs Drew’s eye, REF GOES DOWN, FUTURESHOCK, but the ref is down, another ref starts to make his way in, Drew takes a chair to lashley

CLAYMORE, MVP pulls the ref off the apron

MVP IS TRAPPED IN THE CELL, drew rams him into the post, puts him back in, CLAYMORE FOR MVP

Lashley gets hurt lock on as Drew rams them both back through the table

They go back in, Drew has the chair, takes it to lashley’s back

Drew goes for Claymore, Bobby evades, rams Drew into post, sends him off the apron through a table with a chokeslam

Bobby posts, Drew gets two with a backslide, futureshock, goes for claymore, MVP grabs Drew’s leg, Lashley rolls him up for 3

*(woulda been 4 if they had AN ACTUAL FINISH)