Trees Chapter 220 Shocked! The Yellow-Haired Delinquent And Sandaime Hokage Had Both...
Added 2025-05-18 12:11:02 +0000 UTCThe two white-haired salesmen's den for their ‘spiritual youth outfits’ was located at the training grounds in the west of the village. At f
The two white-haired salesmen's den for their ‘spiritual youth outfits’ was located at the training grounds in the west of the village.
At first, Naruto thought these two had set up a proper shop to sell their clothes, but when he arrived, he found them running a street stall, with just a few tables set up haphazardly.
In front of the stall, Konoha’s youths had formed a long, snaking line.
With a quick glance, Naruto calculated that there were at least a hundred people waiting, and the number seemed to be growing.
There are also some Shinobi in the queue who have put on spiritual youth suits.
They’re probably come to buy two more pieces for replacement.
At the front of the stall, a mini version of Tsunade, in the form of a little girl, was sitting on the table, counting the bills in her hands, and letting out creepy chuckle from time to time.
From this point of view, it was clear that Tsunade and the white-haired old man were a perfect match.
Not only did Tsunade become smaller, but Jiraiya had also reverted to his childhood appearance.
Meanwhile, Kakashi was wearing a rabbit mask.
Apparently, they were at least somewhat aware of how embarrassing this whole operation was.
The two white-haired men crouched behind the stall. One holding a pair of bean-toe shoes, the other gripping a bright red tight shirt, while a pair of golden Chelsea boots sat at their feet.
"Hey there, young man!"
"Are you still suffering from the failure to express your love to the one you love?"
"Are you still drowning in the bitterness of unrequited love?"
"Are you still struggling to take your relationship to the next level?"
Jiraiya’s voice was loud and impassioned, completely forgetting that he himself had yet to successfully confess to Tsunade.
"Behold! This ‘Confession Suit’ in my hands!"
"It’s been personally certified by Jiraiya-sama and Hokage-sama!"
"As long as you wear this suit, your chances of a successful confession skyrocket by 70%!"
"For just one million ryo, you too can win your goddess’s heart!"
The Konoha youths in line all gasped in unison, leaning back slightly as their minds filled with fantasies of successful confessions.
A million ryo for an outfit is very expensive!
But to be able to confess your love successfully with a million ryo is definitely worth it!
Not to mention one million, even two million, three million… what did it matter if it meant winning their crush’s heart?
But there were still some sharp-minded youngsters in the crowd who weren’t fully convinced, and one of them raised his hand and asked, "Brother, I heard that Hokage-sama has never publicly confirmed her relationship with Jiraiya-sama, though."
Pufftt…
The words stabbed straight into Jiraiya’s heart like a sharp knife.
Jiraiya's face stiffened, his smile gradually froze, and his neck tensed as he nearly snapped back, "The hell..."
But halfway through his words, Jiraiya caught a glimpse of Tsunade's death glare and forcibly changed his words.
"Cough... What I mean is… rest assured."
Clearing his throat awkwardly, he continued, "You must have heard the story of Konoha’s yellow-haired delinquent and Hinata-sama, right?"
At this point, the crowd immediately erupted in murmurs.
"Brother... Are you saying that yellow-haired delinquent only managed to get Hinata-sama because he wore the Confession Suit?"
"So that’s how it happened!!"
Smack…
Jiraiya stood up, slamming his hands on the table with a proud, approving nod.
"Exactly!"
"The truth is, that Konoha’s yellow-haired delinquent only got together with Hinata-sama because he wore the Confession Suit."
Naruto: “???”
Hiruzen: “???”
The crowd burst into excited chatter, believing that they had discovered one of Konoha’s best-kept secrets.
It's a pity that everyone is focused on how to buy the Confession Suit, and no one pays attention to the two people in the corner.
Meanwhile, in the distance, an old man and a young boy stood with twisted expressions.
Hiruzen was silent, and Naruto was speechless.
They had expected Jiraiya to have low standards...
But they never imagined he’d have no standards at all!!!
"Damn it! Today, I want to imitate Medusa and kill that white-haired old man with my own hands!!"
Hiruzen couldn't understand what Naruto was talking about, but he desperately held him back, trying to calm him down.
"Naruto, calm down!!"
"Just stay calm for now!"
"Let’s see how this plays out before making a move!”
"Acting rashly will only make things worse..."
These words instantly calmed Naruto down.
What Hiruzen said made sense. After all, starting a fight in front of so many people would only lend credibility to Jiraiya’s claims.
‘Who knows what that white-haired old man would say next...’
‘Konoha’s yellow-haired delinquent flew into a rage and attacked the seller. Doesn't that prove the Confession Suit’s legitimacy?’
‘Tch…’
Naruto had a feeling that if Jiraiya actually said that, Konoha would turn into the Village of Spiritual Youths overnight.
‘Fine, fine, fine!’
‘I, Uzumaki Naruto, will see just what the hell you guys are up to today!’
"Haah…"
Seeing Naruto finally calm down, Hiruzen let out a long sigh of relief.
But Jiraiya's next words made him feel as if his blood pressure was soaring again.
"Not just that!"
Jiraiya first shouted dramatically, then bent down and lowered his voice, as if he thought no one else could hear him, and whispered. "It is said that Sandaime Hokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen, only managed to get married because he wore the Confession Suit..."
"Otherwise, he would have been a bachelor for the rest of my life."
"Huh! So that’s what happened!"
The crowd gasped in shock, their eyes burning with the flames of gossip.
"YOU BASTARD!!"
"You damn traitorous disciple!"
"How dare—HOW DARE YOU DRAG MY NAME THROUGH THE MUD?!"
Hiruzen pulled out a stick from somewhere and was about to rush to ‘clean up’ his school. Fortunately, Naruto's sharp eyesight and fast hands quickly stopped him.
"Old man Sandaime! Calm down!"
"Let’s see how this plays out first!"
"It's not too late to beat them up later!"
Naruto's shoulders trembled, and he occasionally let out muffled 'kuku' sounds. It was obvious that he was having a hard time holding back his laughter.
Hiruzen was silent, glaring at his disciple’s nonsense before forcibly suppressing his murderous intent, and sat down on the stone bench angrily.
‘Fine, fine!’
‘For Naruto's sake, I will deal with you later.’
Once Jiraiya finished spinning his tall tale about Hiruzen, the little Tsunade turned over and climbed onto the table, coughed twice, and the two men next to her immediately knew what to do and kept silent.
Tsunade frowned, then she let out a long, dramatic sigh, "Alas…"
"Today... we only brought fifty sets..."
"It's a pity that not everyone will get the chance to confess successfully."
"It’s all our fault for not preparing enough…"
Her words dripped with exaggerated regret, as if she felt extremely guilty for not being well prepared.
The more than 200 people who had gathered at the scene were immediately unhappy when they heard this.
"WHAT?!"
‘There are only 50 sets!?’
‘That’s unacceptable!?’
They had planned to buy multiple sets to keep as a backup. Even if they didn’t need that many, they could save them for their future sons, grandsons, and great-grandsons!
Originally, some were still hesitating, but the moment they heard there were only fifty sets, everyone’s eyes turned red, and they all took out their wallets and started shouting offers.
The price of a set of clothes that originally cost one million was instantly raised to three or four million per set.
Tsunade nodded her head, mentally calculating how much money she could make this time, and she nearly fainted from sheer joy.
Meanwhile, Naruto, who is still watching from the sidelines, was stunned.
‘What the...’
‘Where the hell did you guys learn this scarcity marketing??’