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Rumble vs Ranger R5: Sophie vs Pawnathan

AND THEY WERE BOTH BOTTOMS

Rumble Fighter info here

Actiranger Info here

SOPHIE
A nervous and self-conscious goat-demon maid who specializes in the sweet science of boxing. Sophie has served as Madison's bodyguard, maid, and sparring partner for the past several years. While she's somewhat clumsy in her day-to-day work, she is astonishingly talented in combat. Her fighting style is highly defensive, with elusive slips leading to precision strikes. She retains an orthodox boxing stance with an emphasis on peek-a-boo style counterpunching. (Though she has an unfortunate habit of apologizing whenever she lands a hit.)


PAWNATHAN
A nervous and self-conscious foot soldier / custodian who specializes in Trying Not to Die. Pawnathan has quit the villainous Gambit Gang to seek gainful employment doing odd jobs around town. Despite this, he still seems to find himself running into all kinds of trouble. Pawnathan's fighting style simple and unrefined, being one among many cannon fodder minions to be sacrificed en masse against the Actirangers. His body is crafted from alien technology granting him a number of modular features that he's not entirely sure how to use.

I'm not sure either of these characters knows how to top, so this will definitely be a learning experience for one of them!

Comments

This is the only outcome I could have expected. If Pawnathan won I can't even picture them fucking

ElDanteDelAnte

Looking for the klutzy comedy end where Sophie tries some maneuver she saw Beck try on Madison once and it doesn't go nearly as well.

The Killer GM

It's so sad seeing Pawnathan getting wrecked like this. I hoped it would be a close match at least. Oh well. Here's hoping he gets pegged.

Briar

Damn I was expecting Pawnathan VS Pop Cap for the Black & White brawl…! Oh well, I hope Pawnathan pulls ahead but I think it’s clear that without a serious turn of votes he won’t be the goat of this match.

ARDENT 38

Honestly, as long as someone pounds that goat girl i think we’ll all be tickled pink

Tacomouth Damage

can they just about their crazy friends and how tired they are?

Sovereign servant

I don't care who wins, I just want them to become a couple. The added potential of Madison, Pink, and Gray shenanigans getting in the way whenever the couple try to get any time for themselves makes for a nice bonus.

Username159

I honestly dont want to see nsfw stuff with pawnathan, he doesn't seem like the kind of guy to do that.

Pogmancer

Wait pawn patrollers have sex organs? I kinda thought they were robots or weird homunculi Also I’ll be real I expected him to go up against Pop Cap

VoydCat

PAWNATHAN SWEEP.

zoozle

Now I don't know what kinda dick goats have, but I do think Sophie should get a strap of it for just this opportunity

Enby_Scientist

Taking the words right out of my mouth.

Topios

I can't argue with your logic! Either winning would be enjoyable. However, I think Pawnathan should win by giving Sophie a LOOK. Pawnathan has a slight "Soft Dom" side after hanging around with Pink for as while- at least, that's my headcanon- because as I said elsewhere, I see him as being one of the very few people who can call Pink out on her nonsense. A level look, along with "Stop that nonsense"... that makes Pink stop in her tracks. Used on Sophie, that would be "Yes Sir. Sorry Sir. Won't happen again Sir." before her brain catches up with what's happening. Ah, sorry to ramble, but we're allowed our opinions- either way, it's going to be fun seeing who wins and what happens! (Even if it is one of the most awkward sex scenes ever due to mutual nervousness.)

Matthew Copeland-Harrison

It's also funny if he doesn't win :)

Stephen Wells

Oh, but the single ninja law dictates that Pawnathian, alone, is far more effective than any group of pawns would be.

Joshua Kronengold

Oh, this is a tough one. I can see both results turning out great

lazymagpie

Pawnathan *already won*, he left the gambit gang, became his own person, and made friends with Pink. Now if he gets dismantled by a cute goat girl who then puts him back together and maybe they can date, that's further winning :)

Stephen Wells

Not outside of possibility: being able to outrange your opponent (something his broom can do) has always been an incredible advantage. He might just mop the floor with her.

Ariffet Orlase

Pink to Madison: apparently my caddy and your maid are dating now?

Stephen Wells

Voting Pawnathan not because he would win but because it would be funny

Petter Wäss

Sophie right my mistake

Jerome Lord

Madison won last round!

Spicymancer

Dang it, I love them both. I mostly had to give it to Sophie because we haven't seen much of her yet.

Cheese Toast of Death

PAWN-A-THAN! PAWN-A-THAN! PAWN-A-THAN!

Daijobooty

It’s obvious Sophie will win but I’m gonna be honest I’m hoping to see both Sophie and Pawnathan have a cute, friendly or socially awkward interaction with one another or go with three these two look sweet, nice and awkward. Just hope it ends up with the two becoming friends. Btws I would ship them two, they would like a cute couple😊 A match made from the depths of hell/far reach from outer space I would call it

Jerome Lord

Why did I Know it would be these two against each other 😆 Anyway, I do think this goes to Sophie. Pawnathan doesn't seem to have a lot of actual combat experience, so she can probably block/dodge what he can dish and then go in to exploit openings.

The Angry Optimist

I voted for Sophie because one I like her, but also because I want her to avenge Madison’s loss. Though if Sophie lost she could possibly comfort Madison better about the loss … maybe I’ll change my vote. I need to think about it some more

Luke Larson

i so hope that this ends up a follow-on to the greyXmadison match.. could totally see Sophie trying to rescue madison, and pawnathan finding out about the abduction from Pink, and going to rescue Pink's friend for her.. with the inevitable misunderstanding meet-up battle before teaming up to drag madison out of the chessmen base (probably literally, given how we last saw her)

Mark Temple

no contest, they have a mutually respectful time.

gutterdaughter

I know Pawnathan won't win, but I want him to. The guy deserves a break and a win of some kind!

Shadow3397

Hydrogen Bomb vs. Coughing Baby I fear.

CAMIrish1

The best boy deserves a win!

Datbop

Oh no. The bottoms are fighting...

OddEyes

This is perhaps the funniest possible match up

PhotoFiona

Please can sophie be trans pleasepleaseplease I like her so much

Pecanarchy

Just when he thought he jad escaped being beaten up every day.

Thomas

How this is going: One side: "GET FUCKED: The other: "Joke's on you I'm into that shit!"

MitchellTF

"And they were both bottoms" comic plays. including the ending, where one was SO CUTE that their friend went top.

MitchellTF

Sorry Pawnathan, love ya dude, but I think Sophie wins this one.

Nunya.Byznys

this was an AGONIZINGLY hard choice to make, lol

Dragon Cobolt

Some of these matchups are hard because the fighters are so good, thus one is hard because I wanna pick the funniest option

R. C. Alloy

Amazon position amazon position!

TheDaisukeMiyuki .

I want a tie where they both have a tea date and bond over their respective cleaning/serving duties.

Charles Penn

I recommend a double knock out

TheWizardMus

I'm sorry Pawnathan, but the mob/henchmen/goon law dictates almost certain loss. At least the participation prize isn't entirely exploding this time.

Mad Moxie

It's because they're both cleaning-themed, isn't it :)

Stephen Wells

Pawnathan comes off as the Dan Hibiki - and ya all know people love Dan Hibiki.

MajorMooch

Does…does Pawnathan even having any…ya know… I kind thought it would be smooth down there…like a Ken doll. …Also it’s gonna be Sophie for but only cause she would be a total service top giving some really messy and eager oral.

MK28

I vote Pawnathan, I think he could use the confidence boost from a win, and he gives me the vibe of a slightly awkward, but genuinely caring top, and I think Sophie deserves that after dealing with the headache of the rumblefighter circle of characters.

Zeke King

It would be funny if he won though

Spicymancer

Strong Maid vs. Pawn Star Runner

Erin

So we have some one who knows how to fight, versus a character who doesn't, but has a broom.

Ariffet Orlase

Just give Pawnathan a break here. He deserves a win. I'm not sure if that's winning or losing though.

The Other Greg

I don't know if suggestions are considered at all, buuuuuuut Amazon position

Errol Lobo

I'll break my rule of trying to keep both sides to a stand-still because I really wanna see my boy get a dub

SmilingMan TheGuy

BALEETED

Spicymancer

You can decide however you like!

Spicymancer

Sophie would make a great service top methinks

Klexor

This is an absolutely brilliant matchup but also how dare you 😂

Stevangar Cronox

Okay, hear me out! We get a draw… Pawnathan specializes in ‘not dying’ while Sophie in counter-punching (which requires a punch to be thrown first). They dance in circles around each other until the timer runs out, then end up having a mutually satisfying night of vanilla sex + gossiping about their teammates…

Evil_Paul

Just curiously, what are we voting on, favoritism? Fight ability? Or purely top?

bob star

*Chanting like it’s a sports game* PEG! THAT! PAWN! PEG! THAT! PAWN! PEG! THAT! PAWN!

Tanner Chrisler

Woof. What do I think would be better: Pawnathan once more getting his butt handed to him, or him attempting to be a good guy for Sophie? Choices, choices...

Liam the Wolfe

I believe in the Pawnathan sweep!

Spoony of Bard

Mean ! I like both of them (to be fair, that's what I'd say about most characters here :v ) o7 Pawnathan, I really like your story arc but Sophie is just too damn cute and I love her design too much to vote against here <3

TemperancEL

Ive been fearing Sophie's poll ever since this started. On the one hand I want her to win because I love her to pieces and I'm sure she has the advantage in this fight. But on the other hand, I'd like to see her lose and get bottomed for horny reasons.

Jarl Deathwolf

Pawnathan I love you but today is not the day to stop jobbing

Terrier44

Haha yeah, she’s gonna headbutt him

AFrickinDwarf

I just don't see how Pawnathan could possibly win. Sophie is the sparring partner of one of the most skilled fighters in Rumble. Pawnathan... Can be part of a distraction group. It's no contest imo

Min

But consider: The friend/shipping potential of a post-fight / post-fuck tea date after the adrenaline wears off. The awkard blushing, the eventual talk about mutual interests (cleaning, supporting others, that adorable squeaking noise the other makes when taking it up the butt). They could end up friends who awkwardly fucked the one time, friends with benefits, or outright dating, and it would all be so cute!

Sengachi

Pawnathan is my favorite character in the whole ranger/rumble universe

Benjamin Finer

Sophie looks to be a keep-away archetype, so she could probably hold out for a bit with good dodge timing, but I think our boy Pawny could overwhelm her with random bullshit, being.... probably somewhere between mix-up and zone breaker? We'll chalk it up to beginner's luck. I also think he deserves a win since he needs the ego boost, so there's that.

Corndogman5160

Just imagine the post-smut shipping potential. Getting the most awkward "hey you want to talk about that (and maybe do it again)?" coffee date in the world after the fight adrenaline wears off and they've cleaned up the cum and ironed their uniforms.

Sengachi

Service top Sophie. Tell me it doesn't fit, and I'll call you a liar. ❤️

BirdBrain

Oh this is too cute. I'm so torn over who should win this. Sophie topping would be adorable, with her apologizing every step of the way as Pawnathan is milked (or pegged? now there's a thought) until his brain melts out his ears. But also I can just picture the overwhelmed squeaks Sophie would make and the awed look on Pawnathan's face as he makes Sophie come. Either way, I hope they meet up for coffee later and get to know one another better, despite furious blushing and stammering. ... Oh dear. I'm shipping them now. *Wow* I am shipping them. Oh that's such a cute mental image.

Sengachi

Voting for Pawnathan even though I know he won't win.

Ghilz

I... I think I want Pawnathan to win? Just so he has a notable success in his life? For a given value of notable, anyway.

Matthew Copeland-Harrison

How do you top with boxing gloves on...?

Erin

Oooh good point.

Juno Auer-Watson

awh no I love them both

Kafe

I second this notion

Shade Jones

Spohie has to win because she's the best goat girl and I'll fight you all for it, and one way or another, Pawnathan is gonna win in the end. Also let's face it, had he been put up with Beck or any of the others, the poor guy would break like a twig.

Magra215

Sophie gonna give the only kind of head she knows

Tai Korczak

They'll be friends afterwards, it'll be fine :)

Stephen Wells

Also I think "modular" means that Sophie will literally take him to pieces and then politely and apologetically reassemble him.

Stephen Wells

Sophie wins easily (she's actually capable of effective self defence) but is very nice to Pawnathan afterwards, they have tea and she teaches him some sparring skills to help him Not Die in future, it will be very cute.

Stephen Wells

Fingers crossed for a Sophie victory, Pawnathan would look cute in a maid outfit

KC

My brain tickles the thought of them fighting the realizing they're making a horrible mess, shifting to trying out-clean the other, and then collapsing in an exhausted heap. First one to nod off leaning on the other "loses"

Russell Tuss

My GOAT

Isaac Chavez

I believe in you Sophie !!!!

Fluffyfeather

They are both just too adorable (but I really want the cute goat girl to win!)

Choco

Justice for Pawnathan!

Orannis

I think it would be hilarious if they tied and ended up being "they were both bottoms" meme, but in terms of combat, I'd say that Sophie has the actual edge in a 1-on-1 fight, as the only time we've seen Pawnathan fight is in a group skirmish. Vote right now is 69% to 31% with Sophie winning.

Temperjoke

Sophie and Pawnathan are the rock-solid perfect friendship we need

RangerNyx

Pawnathan is like one of those joke characters, so sadly I think he is destined to lose.

Scrim

Okay. Now we just need to keep this exact voter distribution (69-31) from now until the end of the poll.

RangerNyx

Sophie gonna apologize after every rough..."landing" we'll put it like that

Anarken

Our boy Pawnathan could use a win.

Jim Sharkey

I want Pawnathan to win but I don't think it's in the cards, peek-a-boo boxing sold the cute...

Daniel Boyd

NO MY TWO FAVORITES

Juno Auer-Watson

Please let Pawnathan win, it'd be the funniest thing ever!

Corva

B-but I don't want them to fight, they should have tea and be friends...

LylaNBNerd


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