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Desperate Housewife Vibes

Not having any privacy or time alone with partners has made it so that every breeze and memory makes me squirm. It’s like the pandemic is making me practice forced denial. It’s bullshit! I like getting what I want. Also, all the boredom eating is making my boobs bigger. This isn’t a complaint. Just a fact.

There’s still time to comment on my Thank You post and enter to win a wicked impact wand. Winner will be announced tomorrow.

THANK YOU!

With my day job on hold during the pandemic your support on Patreon has meant more than ever. I wanted to thank you by mailing one of Eden’s Impact Wands to a lucky Patron. To enter simply comment on this post and tell me something nice that’s happened lately!

I’ll choose the winner on Sunday night using a randomizer. The lucky person selected can choose either the red wand, white wand or blue wand. All three are the “double heart” design, which leaves the cutest marks!

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Two Bunnies

“The window was open and we listened to the birds sing while we played with each other’s hair. It was so easy to be together, so easy to capture how it felt to be wrapped up; all soft edges and warm smiles.”

In the summer of 2015 this sweet little bunny visited me from far far away and we spent some delightful days making art and making each other squirm.

Pout

“The moon is not your girlfriend! I am your girlfriend!!!” She laughed as she pinned my wrists down and blew raspberries on my neck. I shrieked, “I’M FUCKING POLY MAX!!! AND I’VE LOVED THE MOON WAY LONGER THAN I’VE LOVED YOU!!!” She pulled back, aghast, eyes wide in fake disbelief. “She’s my primary! She’s been with me through so much!” I carried on as she snarked a little.

“Are you getting jealous of the moon, baby?” I asked her tenderly, kissing her face as ...

Ms.O says hi ✨

After all of the kind comments about my darling Ms.O she was sweet enough to let me share this selfie she took. She still has tan lines. 😻

Fuckery and Rainbows

(I wrote this late last night but Patreon was down. Posting now. 😘)

This is just me stoned and rambling. Feel free to smell the flowers and move on.

Monday was a fucking weird day. I binge-listened to an incredible story-podcast called Asking For It, a queer tale of abusive relationships, gaslighting and codependence. Immersing myself in the story with my headphones on was an excell...

Naughty Little Underthings

In a cheeky dirty talk text with Max she jokingly teased about “face sitting panties”. I assured her they existed and taught her the word “ouvert“... later that day when I had a few minutes alone I put on this naughty pair of panties Ember and Elle sent me last year. The little silver hook closures go allllllll the way from the front to the back. I haven’t found the right occasion for wearing them... what better reason than to tease my lover during a pandemic? I took a bunch of pict...

Goodnight ♥️

I got a new friend. And I have lots to say. But it’s been a long day. Tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow.

Bunny Outtakes

This was the quickest little photo shoot, door barricaded and self-timer clicking. Nervous bunny ready for Spring.

I’ve been digging up some good stuff to share with you next week, it’s been nice having Patreon to keep busy with. My real job is still cancelled for an unknown length of time so you guys are really helping me out. Thank you!

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Steel Rose 🌹🖤

I guess writing about women I adore somehow conjures creations. A beat up box arrived at my front door this morning alllllll the way from Oklahoma. Scout made this delightful steel rose with her own hands for me! What a cool fucking gift. Hard femme romance all the way. 😻

Elly ❤️

I snapped this photo last April, before the 5th Sapphic Slumber Party. Elly was showing us different outfit options as we were getting ready. She was surrounded by a gaggle of babes doing their make up and primping, cooing at her as she switched lingerie options and complained that the boy she was seeing didn’t like this one. “Fool,” someone scoffed. “That’s why you don’t ask boys,” another voice chimed in. She looked so beautiful, and it crushed me a little as I took this photo...

Banned from tumblr 😜 (3rd time’s a charm?)

This is a throwback to a very chilly driftwood beach on the shores of Lake Superior. The water was ice cold even though it was August. I flashed my husband cheekily when he said I looked good enough to eat.

I’m still crestfallen about tumblr banning nudity and adult content, and I miss that community deeply, and the exposure to art, fashion, music, politics and ideas I would never have had a chance to see otherwise. But in someways I’m relieved not to be so accessible anymore. I don...

Poly Milestone Ramble

So the few quick times Max has been here she’s only seen my children in passing. Today she hung out with us. For my shy monogamous not-a-kid-person girlfriend this was pretty fucking brave. I figured she would hang for an hour and politely excuse herself but she spent the afternoon participating in games, listening to obnoxious recorder solos and being aggressively kissed by the pup. All, in her words, completely worth it to be near me.

I was nervous about this clash of Me’s. Mom M...

Special Guest Titty 🐰

Eden was lovely enough to let me share this Easter bunny surprise with you. She shared this sweet paint job with the coven on our group chat and of course we fawned over her hotness (and her heart-shaped pubic hair!)

She’s having a sale this week on her wicked impact wands, take a look at her shop and her instagram and check out her custom mark-makers...

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Chester

I posted about Chester the other day, the beautiful bear art I bought from one of the artists at the mansion. When I was writing about the blue bear I bought for Scout I was searching for this specific photo of Chester at the first Sapphic Slumber Party, soaking up all of the babely good vibes. I found it late last night, it was an instax shot which is why it was harder to find. Here are Gloria and Scout fawning over my sweet bear. No wonder he has a smirk. Chester saw some things that night....

Thoughts...

This collarbone misses her fingertips. This neck misses her breath against it, nuzzled close and sleepy. This skin misses her electric touch.

Two more sleeps until I can have her close and breathe her in. I’m aching for it even if we won’t be alone, I just want her near me. It’s been 3 weeks since I’ve seen her, the longest stretch we’ve had since we started seeing each other in August. We are lucky, even now.

We met a year ago today. Her friend Eden asked her to come ...

Me and O

I’m so lucky to have this babe as my right-hand witch and metamour. Here are some instax we did together after one of our events when we were goofing off. Missing these playful times together.

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little daydreams ☁️

I wanna go somewhere with a big fancy tub and have a bubble bath together, with bath bombs and fruity soaps, being naked silly. And I wanna teach you how to balance on a slack line, watch you get all stubborn when you’re not good at it right away. And I wanna kiss you at night by the lake again, but this time when it’s warm enough that we’re not wearing much and we can put our feet in. I want to slow dance with you at a wedding, maybe help you pick out a nice suit, tell you how handsome...

A Nice Surprise

This morning Elly sent me a text that said “just two woodland nymphs” with this lovely piece she painted of us, as a surprise. I gasped. The photo I posted yesterday was what she used as a reference. I haven’t seen her in a year and she hasn’t painted me in at least that long. But here we are on a little canvas together. “I’ve missed painting you,” she said. It stitched some small parts of my heart back together.

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Baby’s Breath

Elly and Heart

Sapphic Slumber Party #3

April 2018

Ms.O took this photo the morning after the slumber party, with the lovely light coming in. I like how you can see the yellow undertones of her skin, and the pink undertones of mine. I love my satisfied smile while I nuzzle her forehead. We were sleepy and happy. She sent me this shot because she found it looking through old reference photos. It brought us both back.

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“When I’m not with you...”

The only things that haven't been crossed off of my calendar are my period and the phases of the moon. (Self portrait from 2017)

Songs I’ve been listening to a lot:

Places - Martin Solveig ft. Ina Wroldsen

Young T & Bugsey - Don't Rush (ft. Headie One)

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*fluffs tail*

Cheeky bunny hopes you’re having a good day. 🐰

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We get read as a straight couple sometimes. She says it doesn’t bother her because it works in her favour. People leave her alone. She’s never really been street harassed because she doesn’t look like a girl, or a girl who dresses like a boy, or a boy who dresses like a girl. She looks like a boy. Boys don’t get bothered so much.

I tell her about being gay-bashed at my weirdo art school by the kids at the catholic school next door. The way “LESBIAN” (pronounced as if it had...

Hoppy Bunny Day 🐰

I barricaded my bedroom door to get some privacy to take this cute little spring time bunny photo. Goin’ back to my roots. 🌱🌸🌿🌷

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A throwback to my cheeky Spring look - 2016

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Happy memories from 2014, jumping on the bed like a little punk.

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Why did things start feeling much harder yesterday? Nothing happened really, just another boring day, but everyone seemed to feel heavier about all of this lockdown and panic and change.

I took quick sneaky pictures of my tits to cheer people up, what the fuck else can I do when I’m stuck at home with my hands full?

A Gift

A family friend (who is like a little sister to me) sent me this amazing cross stitch she made. I love seeing her crafty feminist art! I’m going to display this one on my wall proudly.

Also my period is going to start soon and I agree with every other woman I’ve seen on social media since this all started... periods should be cancelled. Fucking bullshit.

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She says “I’m looking at your picture, I miss you.”

I miss her too. I hate not knowing when I’ll see her next.

The last time we were in bed together she started calling me her baby bird, because she found out I think someone spitting in my mouth is hot. She somehow comes up with the worst and best nicknames for me.

“I can’t wait to see you again,” she says. “I’ll even spit in your mouth, you little weirdo.”

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Good morning darlings!

I shared this link in our coven group chat and realized that some of you are newer patrons and might not have scrolled back far enough for this gem (and some of you saw it and might be fucking bored at home and ready to see it again).

I pulled together a google doc of all the photos we posted on tumblr from the very first Sapphic Slumber Party. I pulled in all the photos that were flagged on tumblr and most of the original captions and tags too! It’s best...