Napoleon Blownapart

LINEAL 3 INAUGURAL POST!

Well here we are: Lineal 3 is finally, properly underway. Were picking up exactly where we left off, with Cro Cop launching Knees at Fujitas head as if its continued existence was an affront to him. Iit's like I never left!

I've gotten about 10 minutes of material written, and 6 or so minutes of accompanying footage. I know I said I was going to try and wrap this up as a trilogy, but ehhh.. yeah. I don't see that happening. In this video alone I have to try and cover Cro cop > Noguie...

Would you buy a book called "An Encyclopedia of Professional Fisting"?

Over the last year or so, I've had an idea kicking around in my head about possibly writing an MMA based book. I didn't really have a definitive idea of what said book would incorporate, but recently it's become a bit more of a solid idea: An illustrated chronicle of all of the most insane moments in MMA. Be they in Pride, UFC, Strikeforce, etc. The downside is that a project this size would need to be done via a kickstarter or something similar, as being brutally honest, I do...

Deathclutch winner and other stuff

First off, congrats to ArdorsAndArbors for your winning Brock competition entry! It was a close run thing but your Nabokov inspired ode to Lesnar stole my heart. DM me your address and I'll send you an autographed copy of Death Clutch. Autographed by me, that is. But if you want I'll forge Lesnars signature.

So its been a couple of weeks post video now, and I've been debating about what to do next. I think I'd genuinely feel like I'd be letting you all down if i di...

Post Lesnar debrief!

Good evening one and all from myself, Biscuit, and Josie! I hope you're all doing well this clammy August evening. As is tradition, its time for my post video release breakdown, (both mental and statistical).

So first off, thank you to all of you absolute fucking lunatics who watched this on Vimeo, because for the first time ever, you all spent so much time watching me talk about big ol' jacked bois that you streamed my account into the naughty list and Vimeo complained that I had been ...

Good evening, have a teaser for Lineal Part 3

I've been keeping busy when I really should be taking a break, but I had an idea for an intro for Lineal Part 3 and I couldn't not start working on it. After the epic conclusion to lineal 2, I had to make the opening for 3 as intense as humanly possible, and I feel I have achieved that.

Just wanted to share this with you guys! It's all subject to change, and I have to stress, this is the ONLY work that been done on Part 3, not a single word has been written or recorded, and likely wont ...

SINGLE WHITE JACKED BOY - THE BROCK LESNAR STORY

Thanks you everyone for bearing with me given how long this one took. Set aside 2 hours and get ready to get JACKED.

As always if you spot any glitches or glaring errors, please let me know!

Bork update #5 or possibly #6

What's up JBG!!

Another short update this week I'm afraid, but the good news is its a short update because I've been spending the majority of the last week writing/editing/recording. So less time for updates, but more work completed on the video, so that's always good!

So this quick little 45 minute Brock Lesnar video that i was totally gonna bash out in 3 or 4 weeks, has now ballooned to a fucking Lesnar-esque monstrous size, its now sitting at about 1hr 30, and will in all likel...

Bork Lazer update #3

Good evening Just Bleed Gang!

I hope all of you are doing good, and any Americans among us enjoyed your 4th of July celebrations!

Just a quick update for today. The video is coming along incredibly quickly. The last update was 2 weeks ago and at that point only 10 minutes of video was done, as of this evening I've hit 50 minutes of video, and 1hr 10 minutes of recorded audio. To jump that much in 2 weeks is more than I've ever managed, on any video. I honestly think this one wil...

Bork Lazer update #1

Uhh yeah so I've been busy lol.

If you look at the screenshot above, the purple line is recorded dialogue, which as it stands right now, is at 53 minutes. This is unusual for me, as generally I write and edit in tandem, so the purple line will match all the rest, more or less. Also, generally when it comes time for a 2nd update, at most, i'll have maybe 20 minutes worth of material.

Unfortunately in the last week there was a family emergency which meant Mrs B had to fly back home...

New Video(s) update #1: Inception

Good evening gang!!

I hope everyone is doing good! Down to fucking business:

So after the last update, I've decided to go ahead and take a small break from the Lineal Videos. Not long, in all likelihood just for a single video and then back to Lineal stuff, but I felt like a break, otherwise I was looking at doing nothing but lineal stuff for the majority of the year.

Anyway, I hereby present to you the debut trailer for the next video, a dive into the MMA career of Brock L...

Post Lineal 2 Debrief

Good evening Just Bleed Crew!

I hope you're all keeping well. Time for the standard post video release breakdown. Mental breakdown that is. And also regular breakdown, because I can multitask. I'll also be randomly inserting some of the graphics used in the video just to break up all the words, starting with:

So first off, as always, THANK YOU to you guys. I'm stunned by the amount of p...

VIOLENT BY DESIGN: THE LINEAL SAGA PT.2, LIVE NOW!

Password: DIMMAK

Video is finally mostly complete and live now! I say mostly complete because there was supposed to be a voiced segment by Seanbaby reading some of his infamous Kazuyuki Fujita article. But he still hasn't sent me the section. I didn't want to keep you waiting, so for now I've gotten his section filled in by an actor.

This version is superior to the eventual YouTube version by a lot. There's a few copyrighted music tracks on there that really elevate some sections ...

Lineal 2 ENDGAME

What the fuck is up Dennys! Its about that time, we are entering... ENDGAME.

I spent the entire day today writing and editing in a borderline manic state and have, aside from some more edits and possibly a rewrite here and there, finished the video.

Its roughly 1 hour 20 minutes, and I'm pretty happy with the almost finished product. In a weird way I feel like maybe I'm rushing the ending but I'm not sure how you can rush something you've worked on for 2 months!

I'm actually...

Late lineal update and hey remember that time I joked about things always going wrong whenever I go on holidays

To my great surprise, things went wrong when I was supposed to go on Holidays.

So long story short something something Covid, something something New York trip cancelled. It's not been a happy week in the Blownapart household. But fuck it. What can you do.

So being at home for the week with nothing to do but be sick has at least meant I've busted my ass on the video. I'm happy to report the first hour is in the bag!

This video has some pretty significant differences between ...

Lineal Update #5!

Good evening Gang!

I hope everyone had a good weekend, but sadly it is that hour on a Sunday evening when the dread of Monday morning seeps into your thoughts, and you realize the window for any fun you may have been able to have on your 2 days of freedom has run out some time ago.... oh wait shit I mean its time for an update.

Good news! So I've reached a pretty hefty milestone this weekend and just crushed the first 50 minutes! The last maybe 10 minutes of the video all required...

Lineal 2 update #3/4

Good evening Gang!

Apologies I missed last weeks update, but as it was UFC 300 weekend, I was dealing with a bit of an MMA hangover after bingeing naught but the finest in fisting action all weekend. I still haven't quite recovered from that Holloway KO to be fully honest. Sweet sufferin Jesus I think I got second hand CTE from that one. Overall 300 was an absolute banger, there were insane KO's, WTF moments, competitive fights and squash matches, a little something for everyone, really...

PATRONS ONLY UFC 300 WATCH PARTY

PICTURE UNRELATED

What's up everyone, so with 300 on the horizon this weekend, I've been toying with the idea of hosting a watch party for Patrons over on the discord server. This is better than doing a watch party on Youtube for 2 reasons:

1) We can all hop on the voice chat channel and essentially make it like a big ass fucking zoom call but with fisting which will either be great or unrefined chaos, either way its a winner

2) If someone with a decent inte...

Lineal 2 update #2!

What's up Just bleed gang!

I hope you're all doing good this Sunday evening! So the lineal video is coming along slowly but surely, in terms of progress:

-Script is now over 2k words long

-I've just hit the 20 minute mark for recorded audio

-Completed video is sitting at 12 minutes

I'm pretty happy with what's completed so far, it's only covered Randy v Enson, but it's got a decent bit of information in there, I've been having fun with some new e...

It begins

Good evening Just Bleed Gang!

Tonight I am bringing you the glad tidings that work is now officially underway on the second instalment of The Lineal Title series. Instead of calling it "The Man who beat the man part 2", i settled on "Violent by Design". I think anything that has a "part 2" in the title tends to actually perform worse as people who haven't seen part 1 wont watch it, so I thought, well fuck it, I'll just give them all different titles and see what happens.

I've go...

Remember when I promised to take another week off?

I LIED

So I've just been experimenting with ideas for intros for lineal part 2, and this is a rough one I've been working on today. Just wanted to share it so you all know work has (slowly) started!

I wanted to keep the Souls intro theme so mashed up the speech from Bloodborne with another Holy Fawn track (Dark Stone). I kinda love how it turned out, but this will likely be a patrons only intro, as this time around the music gets me copyright blocked, which is odd, as the other Ho...

Post video debriefing!

First off, shoutout to Patreon member Emily Nightmarecoat for taking my hastily photoshopped Andrew Ryan from Bioshock picture and turning it into this dope ass artwork! I shall attempt to use it in all official communiques going forward. Awesome work Emily! 😆

Down to business. And I have to start again by saying thank you to each and every one of you. There was a ton of new patrons after the announcement of this video, and, as you all probably saw, the original video was demonetized...

Dan Severn interview, part 2!

Hey all, 

sorry for the wait on this, but it had to take a back seat while I was finishing the main video. Finally got it edited now that I have some free time! I think Dan does 99% of the talking in this, which is probably for the best, and I've tried my best to edit out pointless "ums" and "aahs" and the classic Irish-ism of adding "sure you know, like", to to the end of every sentence.

Please enjoy!  

THE MAN WHO BEAT THE MAN: LIVE NOW!

OH SHIT

IT'S DONE!

Password: SIMPINGAINTEASY (all caps)

Video was completed  a little earlier than i expected, so please enjoy! Also, this is the full unedited version with a 4 minute long monologue about Dark Souls at the beginning. Ill probably remove this for YouTube, but I know you guys probably don't mind these kind of tangents so here you go!

as always, please let me know if there's any glaring errors or glitches you spot

thank you all,

Nap

Lineal update #7!

Good evening all! Well its 7 weeks now and I think I might finally be nearing the end... of my will to live. But also the end of the video! So this weekend I got to a point where I could've essentially finished the video completely, and wrapped it up with a "next time, on the lineal champions" kinda ending. But I felt it was a bit unfair to end it where it was, it felt a bit like a cop out, so i said fuck it, and spent the last 2 days writing a proper ending. Don't ask me how it happened but ...

lineal update #6!

God damn how has this video been in the works for 6 weeks already?? This has honestly felt like a blur. I cant tell if it feels more like 6 months, or 6 days. 

Anyway, pretty major milestone hit this weekend, as 1 hour of work is done now.  I'm getting properly into the closing stages, though I do still have an entire segment left to write. Realistically, I could end the video where it is, and in all likelihood release it this coming weekend and I think it would still be a pre...

Lineal update #4!

Good evening Just Bleed Gang!

I hope you're all doing well this Superb owl Sunday evening. Not that I watch football, that entire sport is a fucking mystery to me and the majority of us Europlebs,  I am just aware of the fact that its the Superbowl tonight as Mrs B has been playing Usher songs all day in anticipation of the half time show... 😫 Who am I kidding, the man has some bangers.

Anyway! The next video! So as at time of writing, there is approximately 50 minutes wor...

TEKKEN TONIGHT!

Lets ring in the weekend by wrecking my shit at tekken. If any of you are around tonight at 10:30pm GMT, look for me on steam. Ill set up  a lobby and anyone who wants to play is welcome to join in. I wont be streaming this time, but we can always use discord voice chat if anyone is so inclined!

steam friend code: 10159274

And discord link for anyone not already on it: https://discord.gg/GswBMnm4

I had a chat with Dan Severn!

Evening all!

There was no progress report this week, not because there was no progress (I just hit the 40 minute mark today!), but instead of doing a report, I actually sat down for a chat with Dan "THE BEAST" Severn! 

The new video has a big chunk of it dedicated to his fight with Mark Coleman, so i thought, well, why not try to talk to Dan about it?? He was kind enough to chat for an hour about pretty much everything BUT UFC 12! We glossed over the actual topic and instead ...

Tekken games are going down at 9pm GMT/4pm Eastern

If you added me on steam, I'll invite you to the lobby once the game is ready! Hopefully there will be room for all of you, i think the max players we can get in a lobby is 17, so hopefully you'll all get a chance to smash the shit out of me.

See you then!

Tekken Tomorrow, Saturday 3rd!

Picture unrelated!

Okay all, I've accepted all the friend requests you've sent so far, and I'm hoping to set up a lobby for tekken tomorrow at 9pm, GMT. So 4pm Eastern US. I hope that's not too early for all of you, but well be playing for a couple of hours I imagine so plenty of time for all of you to jump on, lobby space permitting. I'll make a cross platform lobby and call it JUST BLEED, so if youre on PS5, just do a lobby search with that name and look for us! And dont worry if you ...