► SCRIPT:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vkhvXawROQYOjsVJK6mO6DV2ZPKgUzdrKfrUeYnU6UY/edit
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2023-01-31 11:48:46 +0000 UTC View Post
The person who sent me the very distressing exit survey has DM’d me with an apology. Whilst I thanked them for their apology, I believe blocking them from my Patreon is the right next step.
I cannot take responsibility for what people consume online, but I will put barriers in place for people who clearly struggle keeping themselves and others safe.
Their message:
“I am so sorry that I sent this to you though everything I did say was true it was mean to say i...
2023-01-31 06:31:02 +0000 UTC View Post
"Gentlemen, it is my greatest pleasure to inform you: I have paid off all my student loans. Thank you for absolutely everything."
2023-01-30 14:15:04 +0000 UTC View PostSome of you guys wanted me to start uploading scripts as a separate thing. Here's one I wrote today. Hope you like it.
Let me know if you want this to be a permeant thing.
And if you'd like me to, I'd be happy to voice this script this week. Let me know your thoughts :D
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► LINK TO THE AUDIO:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/78003883
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*You lie together, ...
2023-01-30 14:04:37 +0000 UTC View Post
I could be madly in love with a man, and I will never, ever, ever want him to send me a picture of his penis. It’s just not a want of mine.
“Yes, John, I know what it looks like, thank you. Now if you’d just like to pop it away and go and do the food shop, that’d be lovely.”
2023-01-29 19:08:54 +0000 UTC View Post
So many men do not smile in photos. And I find it really sad. I don’t know if it’s a macho thing, feeling like it’s weak to look happy or some nonsense, but honestly, it’s so good to see guys smile and enjoy themselves. The whole tall, dark and menacing thing is… girl, bye.
P.S. This isn‘t some ignorant plea for everyone to be happy all the time. No one is or should be happy all the time. I’m just saying, it’d be nice to see a lot more guys feeling comfortable bein...
2023-01-29 18:46:16 +0000 UTC View Post
The really interesting thing is people will tell you to be honest with them and then when you are, they get aggressive and rude. Girl, boy, whomever, walk away and don’t look back! This applies to all situations.
2023-01-29 18:35:07 +0000 UTC View Post
"Anybody else find talking about sex really tedious? Especially in dating situations. Like, bro, I don't wanna talk dirty with you, I wanna know your favourite dog breed and how burnt you like your toast! Fuck."
2023-01-27 16:59:26 +0000 UTC View PostI make no bones about the fact that I find life challenging.
But I just wanted to say that I really am incredibly lucky.
I get to work from home, financially support my entire family, live with two amazing dogs, and get the therapy I've needed since childhood.
My life is ridiculously privileged and good. Objectively.
If I feel shitty it's because of hormones or trauma, not current circumstances.
You guys did that.&nb...
2023-01-26 18:08:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Why spread hate, when you can spread butter... on bread... at 3AM... for maximum goblin bliss.
Don't be a jerk, spread butter.
2023-01-26 17:50:57 +0000 UTC View PostPlease, thank you, appreciate you very much.
2023-01-26 14:01:20 +0000 UTC View Post► SCRIPT:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/19GRJN9QDSrtT4GDeZ8mOptJTgwF7NTGf0Q9Yxw2iqYc/edit
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2023-01-25 14:40:48 +0000 UTC View Post
DM from a patron:
"I have been addicted to your porn since I was 17 I never looked for it not at first I went to YouTube which was a place I thought was safe which had rules that said porn is not allowed to be posted or linked there the only mistake I made was looking up ASMR for sleep and you were the voice that told me I mattered that told me I was not a waste of space like everyone else said you were the one that said I love all of you and care for all of you I know ...
2023-01-25 10:33:44 +0000 UTC View Post► SCRIPT:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fvLAQ9kYvzr4ctDaxMMolPYH6EY61UYdmzF7uWboc0Y/edit
✨THE MILF SERIES✨
PART ONE:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/meet-your-m-i-l-32981265<...
2023-01-24 15:34:25 +0000 UTC View Post
► https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph63ce983f050a2#1
2023-01-23 19:32:34 +0000 UTC View Post► SCRIPT:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-zSgFBjYJzX7I8Wnta3IndlIgex2OpASEIFdZtkHNHQ/edit
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2023-01-23 11:51:58 +0000 UTC View PostAudio by TeacupAudio
2023-01-22 23:17:56 +0000 UTC View PostI feel like I’ve been in a rut. Wanted to run some ideas with you guys. Please feel free to add or comment on any of the concepts.
If you have a wholesome or a degenerate question, please feel free to ask and I will reply very honestly.
Thank you so much.
I hope you have a great day :)
2023-01-20 15:50:35 +0000 UTC View PostThank you for enabling me to work from home and look after my dogs.
The trainer is so supportive and encouraging and we're already seeing a huge difference.
2023-01-20 15:39:16 +0000 UTC View PostPractical:
- Take a shower/bath. The power of personal hygiene should not be underestimated.
- Eat something. Anxiety, depression and sadness all thrive on a empty stomach. Combat them with protein, fat, fruits and veggies, and a good dollop of sugar too.
- Change your bed/tidy your room. Your space is very important. Make it clean and tidy, with a relaxing ambience. Hoover, spritz and ligh...
2023-01-19 17:40:25 +0000 UTC View PostI don't think it can ever be overstated just how much you guys have bettered my life.
I'll never be able to pay you back. I know that. But I will try to do this and that for you.
Just, thank you for everything. It's because of you I live an incredibly privileged and safe life.
You have not only changed my life, but my entire family's as well.
I wish I could be a better creator. I wish I could make better things, be more consistent, generally just not be such a ne...
2023-01-19 11:45:52 +0000 UTC View Post
► https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph63c8212696ba6#1
2023-01-18 18:09:18 +0000 UTC View PostBloopers by the Scottish Bastard.
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Non-copyright Music:
Something Fell Off Wilbur - Harry Edvino
2023-01-18 10:38:09 +0000 UTC View Post✨Our Girlfriend Series:✨
PART ONE:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/our-girlfriend-56150728
PART TWO:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/56423070
► PART THREE:
Wholesomeness?
Degeneracy?
Bloopers?
Please let me know.
Thank you :)
2023-01-17 14:15:22 +0000 UTC View PostJust wanted to clarify that all audios are works of fiction and therefore acting. A few people have DM’d me, and yes, even the pocket dial audios are me acting.
Girl cannot come on demand. Far too much pressure, not enough post-nut shame :D
But thank you for supporting my weird acting gig.
2023-01-17 11:06:53 +0000 UTC View PostLife is tough. Things happen. But I'm guessing you probably still try to be a good person.
And that is admirable. Really. It's a good thing.
But sometimes, just sometimes it really is okay to not rise above it, to not turn the other cheek, to simply, non-maliciously say "fuck off".
Consider it your earned right to not tolerate other people's nonsense.
This doesn't mean actively be a dick, just tell people who are being a dick that ...
2023-01-16 15:15:41 +0000 UTC View Post► SCRIPT:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/135Y-HqmLka9OmINCidoW94wycjOJWzo4F2VSjG7Jo_w/edit
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2023-01-16 12:03:54 +0000 UTC View Post