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Sorry I suck. Life has been very full and intense, but not in a bad way. New stuff soon. Thank you for sticking by this loser 😊
2023-01-15 20:10:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry I suck. Life has been very full and intense, but not in a bad way. New stuff soon. Thank you for sticking by this loser 😊
2023-01-15 20:10:35 +0000 UTC View PostIt is with great pleasure that I can inform you… that me and the doggos had our first training session and it went really well.
2023-01-13 16:49:02 +0000 UTC View Post“You’re the first boy to behold!”
Confident girls have their shy moments.
And this one’s with you.
“Mm-hm, I never had a boyfriend before.”
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2023-01-12 00:27:15 +0000 UTC View PostBeing sensitive is often seen as something that needs correcting. “You’re just too sensitive”, “you need thicker skin”, “well, I tried to talk to you, but you’re just so sensitive”.
And in all honesty, I can see some validity to that. Sensitive people can be daunting. You don’t know what might upset them, what harmless joke they’ll misunderstand and internalise, or you might even feel like you can’t be your true, u...
2023-01-11 13:37:55 +0000 UTC View Post
ME: *experiences abdominal pain*
ALSO ME: *sigh* So, who is it this time?
MY IBS, PERIOD CRAMPS & CRIPPLING ANXIETY:
PREPARE FOR TROUBLE, MAKE IT DOUBLE, MEOW THAT'S RIGHT!
2023-01-10 21:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post“Honey, I’m home…”
And I'm not hungry for food.
“And I’m extremely horny. Come here.”
...
For the ladies who never get the lovin' they deserve <3
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2023-01-10 15:31:30 +0000 UTC View Post“I’m not a big girl, I’m a needy girl.”
A homie in the streets, a good girl in the sheets.
“Just because I have a deep voice does not mean I’m mature.”
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2023-01-10 12:04:11 +0000 UTC View PostThe thought of trying to date again actually makes me just want to cry, for lots of different reasons.
But if I was giving anyone else advice about dating, I would say, honour your feelings.
Dating should not be a pressure. Go at your own pace, be sincere, and don’t let people pleasing blur any red flags.
Says the woman currently crying and feeling sick at the thought, but guess that’s proof that even audio hoes feel scared too.
Wherever you’re at w...
2023-01-08 20:56:03 +0000 UTC View Post“People will treat you the way you allow them to treat you”.
This doesn’t mean you’re at fault if someone treats you poorly, more like, you are responsible for either upholding or confronting said treatment. Do you accept or reject it?
I for one struggle with this. As I’m sure many of you guys do too, as a lot of us are natural people pleasers. We want to give people a chance, we want to see the good, heck, sometimes w...
2023-01-08 12:51:24 +0000 UTC View PostAudio by TeacupAudio
2023-01-08 00:14:55 +0000 UTC View Post
► https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph63b83c6e41188
2023-01-07 07:09:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Him: Wow, I remember when the whole point of teacup audio was to help people. I knew eventually you would turn into a cheap audio hoe. I bet mommy and daddy are proud.
Me: Sir, we never dated, you don't know me, I have never met you. Calm your tits.
Also, the whole point of TeacupAudio is so I didn't fucking kill myself trying to fit into everyday life. I did it to make money, to use what little skills I have, and just get by. Shockingly, not ever...
2023-01-05 19:12:07 +0000 UTC View Post
"Most anti-social people don't hate other people, they just find it easier to be alone. Anti-social people can be incredibly empathetic, wholesome and caring - and because of that they need a lot of recharge for their next interaction."
2023-01-05 18:35:52 +0000 UTC View Post✨Phoenix Brave Hideki✨
Amazing individual who leaves the BEST comments ever! Always passionate, engaging and generally just makes me feel like I'm doing a good job. Thank you so much, lovely :)
✨June✨
Constant, unwavering, and all around just a friggin' cutie who spreads positivity! We love him, we appreciate him, you never go unnoticed, Junie.
✨Warden D✨
Rational, compassionate, patient as fuck...
2023-01-05 00:58:02 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys -
Just letting you know I'm going to be setting up a channel all about daily ways to feel good.
It will have nothing to do with Teacup, ASMR or wholesome degeneracy.
I've been contemplating it for a while, and I feel like if I don't do it soon, I just won't do it at all. I feel making this will improve my mental health, and hopefully encourage others to look after themselves as well.
Just letting you know that this will be something I'll be e...
2023-01-03 20:54:27 +0000 UTC View Post
► https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph63b44d9ddedea
2023-01-03 17:49:14 +0000 UTC View PostHey Teacups -
I don't know if you can relate, but I have always struggled asking for help.
My dad (some of you will remember what a delightful individual he is) told me all the time that I was stupid and "it's a good thing she's pretty" and lots of other very pleasant, healthy things. And slowly over time, it's had a cumulative effect.
So, whenever I would need help, I would just either give up or push forward with little success. Thus creatin...
2023-01-02 18:48:09 +0000 UTC View Post“Squeeze until I become Swiss cheese, please.”
Somethings change and somethings stay the same.
My love is both:
Constant, and yet ever, ever growing.
“I’m a clinger, I’ve always been a clinger. I told you this, you had fair warning.”
…
First Tea’s Choice of the year :)
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2023-01-01 22:56:00 +0000 UTC View PostI'm currently trying to write my first batch of penpal letters, and I was wondering what you guys would wanna see in them.
Do you want me to just ramble, tell you a little bit about what's going on for me, share recipes, list a few of my favourite quotes, offer some wholesome life suggestions?
Please let me know.
I'll be announcing the first few winners tomorrow.
All the best,
The hoe behind the many hoes :D
Also, quick questio...
2023-01-01 18:33:09 +0000 UTC View PostYo, Teacups!
If you haven’t seen one of these posts before, this is just what it says on the tin - a recommendations post. Sometimes I get caught in a cycle of the same movies, books, activities, and whatever else. If you also suffer from this, I hope this small collection of recommendations can be of some help.
P.S. These are obviously just things I like and if you don’t like them too, then that’s absolutely a-okay ❤️
January is a new beginning for us all. So, let...
2023-01-01 14:36:32 +0000 UTC View Post► Please, enter our monthly competition here, submit your concept (either in the comments or via DM's), and be in with a chance of being Tea's Choice! ►
Guidelines for the submitted concepts:
- Please expect the concept to be between 10 - 20 minutes (though it could be longer).
- Only concepts are to be submitted, not full scripts.
- I retain all rights to publish the finished audio on Patreon, YouTube, etc.
- I am within all...
2023-01-01 12:33:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Teacups -
So, we might no longer be on YouTube, but that doesn't mean we should miss out the stellar thumbnails.
I hope this will all add to the experience and hopefully enhance your Patreon experience.
Please give all your love to Imakureitto. She is amazing to work with and always delivers!
You can check her out on her Twitter:
https://twitter.com/imakureitto
...
I've decide...
2022-12-31 19:31:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone left this exit survey "I will not be alive tomorrow. Thanks for nothing."
Whoever you are, whatever you're going through, I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry you're in pain, I'm so sorry you feel desperate, but please know that I don't want you to hurt yourself. No one does, strangers who have no idea who you are, want you to look after yourself and get through this dark time.
I know it might not seem like much, but people really do ca...
2022-12-31 18:37:25 +0000 UTC View Post
"You are important. You are valid, you are worthwhile, you are your own reason to get up in the morning. You are very, very precious, and I hope you'll take very good care of yourself."
2022-12-31 17:19:47 +0000 UTC View PostI say this not to be dramatic, but to just genuinely share, I was thinking of killing myself at the end of last year. Most of us think about suicide at least a few times in our life, both flippantly and seriously, and I really do think that is human and normal. It’s our brain saying “I can’t do this anymore. I can’t fix this. I can’t see a way out. It would be easier (and better for everyone) if I wasn’t here.”
I’ve thought about it a lot, but l...
2022-12-30 21:06:53 +0000 UTC View PostMy very kind people, what can I do to make your experience here better?
Sincerely,
the Hoe who voices the other Hoe :)
2022-12-29 21:07:04 +0000 UTC View Post"I can see you smiling."
To be gentle with you
is a dream come true.
"Mm, now I can feel you smiling."
...
PART ONE:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/youre-coming-me-76366383
PART TWO:
You decide.
Also, can anyone suggest what they'd like to happen in any of these said audios, please? My poor vanilla brain is running out of sex stuff :D
2022-12-27 21:39:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Man: Yeah, I need a girl who can keep me in line.
Me, the product of a selfish, shitty man: KEEP YOURSELF IN LINE, YOU TWAT! Sorry, you were probably just being playful. This isn't about you, but seriously, work on yourself, go to therapy, look for an equal, not a handler.
2022-12-27 21:20:00 +0000 UTC View Post