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TAKE TWO LIVE STREAM

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SUPERBOWL LIVE STREAM

We're eating Philly Cheesesteaks and drinking Kansas City Ice Water!
THREE HOURS BEFORE KICK OFF tomorrow!

We're streaming at ...
1:30pm Sunday in Arizona
3:30pm Sunday in Toronto
8:30pm Sunday in London
12:30am Monday in Dubai
5:30am Monday in Tokyo
7:30am Monday in Melbourne
9:30am Monday in Auckland


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From the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #024

Hello! This February playlist has been a TOUGHIE.

I started and stopped so many times and just couldn’t get the vibe right. Then I realised I was listening to a lot of Chili Peppers and a LOT of Karnivool (probably my favourite band EVER) and I’ve ended up in the perfect sweet-spot I reckon!

This is ‘songs you might find on Guitar Hero or Tony Hawk’ or ‘songs you might compile to impress a boy who likes skating and cool music’

It’s a bit skatey, a bit heavy, a ...

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BRISBANE TARPers ...

Ryan here,

You know how I booked Toni an entire cinema for her Christmas present?

*** SOMEONE ****
*** MIGHT HAVE ***

... booked a big cinema in Brisbane instead of a small cinema in Melbourne.
Can you help us out and come watch a Harry Potter movie with us?
Thursday Night, 16th of Feb in Brisbane.
We are dressing up so you have to as well!

See you and a friend there? (Fill out the form above)

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From the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #023

Pinch and a punch for the first day of the month - no returns! Happy FEBRUARY! Sorry but where the fuck did January go?!

This weeks’ blog was at the request of someone from our Champion Tarper livestream last weekend: who asked to see my Pippa + Puppy Preparation presentation. They didn’t call it that, obviously, and the note that exists in my iPhone notes is actually called Doggy To Do.

Obviously, I am a Doctor, but not a real one. So I guess I should add some sort o...

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HOT FUN GARBAGE PICS

There's a whole gallery of pics from HOT FUN GARBAGE!
Check them out here >>> https://www.facebook.com/groups/toniandryanpodcast/posts/642200041048502/

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WARNING - You see A LOT of RYAN

Hey it's Ryan. We'd love you sit down and watch this video about the Hot Fun Garbage event and I'm not sorry about all the skin you see at the end.

It was great to see so many MELBOURNE TARPers but for those elsewhere hopefully this gives you a sense of the day.

Also, let us know in the comments on YouTube if you like seeing these longer videos cause if so (as well making more YouTube reaction videos) we'll keep making them!

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FonDO you wanna join our livestream?!

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OFF AIR TONI WANKING CHAT

Exclusive look for champion and exclusive TARPers ... 

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From the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #022

THREE… No wait - FOUR THINGS!

  1. A fantastic question today from Cass in our DM’s was a request for a Dr Toni Lodge specialty playlist for January 2023! I didn’t make one for January, I’ve been listening to this one on repeat though!

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4AZKlWsBzoUOcMFasYkSSh?si=b99c013154964068

As you’ll all know from the pod ...

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RYAN and the price of a JIMNY

I (Ryan) am fired up, Toni get's fired up.
Here is the video version of the Sukuki Jimny story for exclusive and champion TARPers


I have now been informed by the Little Woot that's it's spelt "Suzuki"

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FonDo You Want To Join Our TARPer Live Stream?

Seriously though ... what could possibly go wrong?

For CHAMPION TARPers, this weekend TONI, RYAN, PIPPA and BJ will all be in the same place and the same time we're getting our Fondue on!

Saturday 2pm in Auckland
Saturday Midday in Melbourne
Saturday 9am in Singapore
Saturday 2am in Rome
Saturday 1am in London
Friday 8pm at the Kentucky Postal Depot
Friday 7pm in Texas...

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WE ARE NOT FIGHTING ...

This also ***MAY*** be an example of why there has been a delay on the final few hundred personalised videos. (We did more today and another stack coming tomorrow)

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From the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #021

Happy Wednesday!

Today I just want to share something I’m really proud of.

I definitely let my anxiety get the best of me. For years it has been the thing that has kept me indoors, or kept me from saying yes, or moving forward in my life. It stopped me from posting online, it stopped me from making and maintaining friendships, and it stopped me from looking after myself. Like being so scared that if I went to get a facial or other forms of self-care because people would think ho...

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SEXY PIC for SEXY TARPers

Toni couldn't help herself


Hopefully we'll see some *VERY RARE* Melbourne TARPers this weekend!
Saturday 10am til Midday at St Kilda Beach


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From the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #020

Hello! I have a recommendation which won’t suit ANYONE except for our 1 Aussie TARPer ;)

Over Christmas in Melbourne it got SO FUCKING HOT. Like, can’t move off the couch hot (hence the online Monopoly and Cluedo lol) and we needed a cold treat. Taubs and I both love sorbet and couldn’t find any at Coles - so we started making our own! And it’s FUCKING ELITE.

Literally all you need is a heap of fruit. Like that’s it! Taubs roughly followed a recipe and adjusted it to tas...

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HOT FUN GARBAGE COSTUMES 🚚🦺

This craft queen wants to know: Should I....

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TONI is all in on FREE TO AIR Television

Do you agree with Toni?

*** Every week in 2023 Exclusive TARPers and Champion TARPers get an extra video from the the podcast (from non video show episodes) ***

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From the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #019

Welcome to 2023!

I hope everyone has had a fucking WONDERFUL holiday season! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, or nothing at all, I hope you got a bit of time off or at the very least, a fucking bargain in the sales that happen around Christmas. Haha.

I am coming atcha with a fucking ANTHEM of the year - I have not stopped listening to this for 4 days. On our first day back in the studio (which was Monday Jan 2), I belted this in the car to pump me up! Fr...

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AUDIO QUEEN vs RYAN'S UNBORN CHILD

Exclusive video for Exclusive and Champion Tarpers.

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Toni and Ryan CHRISTMAS LIVESTREAM

Toni (and or Ryan) here!! for CHRRRIIISSSTTMMAAASSSSS! We're on in SIXTEEN(16) MINUTES!!

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ANON TARPer SURVEY !!!

 If you a spare 49 seconds we'd love it if you answered a few questions about the pod so we can give ya what ya want. Except for the little woot, we won't know who wrote what so you can be *honest* and help us make 2023 awesome.
(Jan 21 will be big ... details Jan 3)   

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CHRISTMAS STREAM

The Christmas Live Stream is next week.

Please ... comment below with christmas questions, cocktails we make, your fav christmas food we can dine on any other random christmas activities that we'll try to squeeze in! Chat soon!

8am Melbourne Monday morning the 19th
That’s 9pm Sunday night in London
1pm Sunday arvo Pacific Standard Time
3pm Sunday Central Standard Time
4pm Sunday Eastern Standard Time

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Christmas Decorating Challenge

Tis the reason to post this video from last year.
Who won?
(it's kinda obvious and you could probably guess).

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From The Desk of Dr Toni VLOG-dge

LIVE RIGHT NOW I NEED YOUR HELP!!!

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CHRISTMAS MOVIES

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What's Your Facebook Marketplace Story?

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JAMES BOND MOVIES

Toni has never seen a James Bond film ...
Where should we begin?



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Thanksgiving Live Stream

Merry Thanksgiving or whatever you say ... 

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From the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #018

Happy Wednesday! A quick blog today to share something I’ve been working on recently!

I’ve had funny skin breakouts and sleeping poorly and feeling a bit BLAH! and after doing some reading online, I’ve been spending lots of time trying to cut down on my stress levels!! Some of the things I searched were like ‘how to reduce stress’ which sounds so simple but I was like okay what can I do here?!

Amongst the few things I’ve done this week like going for a run with Taubs a...

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