A little yarn over lunch - some good news, and some wrap based drama, and cop my AMAZING catch at around 6 minutes. Also NOT addressed but welcoming CHARLES (who you all know and love from freelancing with us for the last two years and popping up here and there but is now in the office with us!!!!) MOST IMPORTANTLY THOUGH my catch at 6 minutes!!!! LOVE YOU!!!
2025-01-17 22:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Live at 2pm AEDT!!! (so like 20 mins lol)
2025-01-13 02:42:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Brigitte and I are CRAFTING!!!! Champion TARPer livestream crafternoon on Monday at 2pm AEDT!! Love you!!!!!
2025-01-08 21:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostTARP Tower ... as seen by Sophie's phone across 2024.
We're back on MONNNDAAAY
Where did your child decide to get naked?
I didn’t realise toddlers sometimes just like to randomly take their clothes off in public places.
After today … I DO KNOW THIS.
IT IS HARROWING …
Anyone got any stories to share to make me (and Mabel?) feel a bit better?
- Ryan
2025-01-01 03:54:39 +0000 UTC View Post
WE'RE HEEEEEERRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!
2024-12-22 22:58:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Get WET with US!!!! CHAMPION TARPer Livestream: LIVE Monday 23rd December 10am AEDT!!! LOVE U!!!
2024-12-15 23:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat are your thoughts on inviting people to the island?!?!?! hehehe LOVE YA!!! xoxooxx
2024-12-13 16:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Look at us: we are signing your calendars as we SPEAK!!! So for everyone who is expecting a calendar, we will be shipping them out later this week!!!!!!
EDITED TO ADD: IT IS TOO LATE TO UPDATE ADDRESSES!!! SORRY!!!
Also as an FYI, we are aware of the postal strikes in Canada, so to the Canadian folk - yours might take a little while longer but they WILL reach you!!
Love u bye xoxox
2024-12-03 22:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostWe are coming up to my annual FUCKED FACT! If you're new here, Ryan only lets me tell one fact a year, and we GOTTA MAKE IT GOOD, TARP TEAM!!!!!
SOME GUIDELINES:
Fact topics he LOVES include: Movie / film set facts, celebrity / athlete feel good stories, things like that!
Sciencey ones or word based facts for Ryan are NO GOOD.
LAY THEM ON ME!!!! hehehe thanks for your help lol love u!!!!! xoxoox
Ps it's Toni xoxox
2024-12-01 22:30:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Thanks to all the champion TARPers that watched me persevere with the bows!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖
2024-12-01 07:19:13 +0000 UTC View PostFor the past THREE FUCKING YEARS every SINGLE time Ryan says 'that is year 3000 shit' to reference the long faraway future, I always assumed he was giving this song a nod, but he had NEVER HEARD IT!?!?!?! UNTIL TODAY!!!!!!!
2024-11-27 22:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostOkay team….. AS OF TODAY - TONI BINGO HAS BEEN COMPLETED!!!!!
Let’s brainstorm some ideas that would go on a bingo sheet for Ryan! Either things we KNOW he’ll do (like misspell something) or things we’d LOVE to see him do for himself (like attend parkun!) 💖💖
I reckon we can SMASH this in two months and WIN!!!!!!!!!!! And I’ll post the bingo sheet in here in the beginning of January! Hehehehehe COME ONNNN TEAM TONI!!
2024-11-26 02:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostBINGO !!!!!
And then a hero comes along …
With the strength to paddleboard
And you cast your fears aside
Toni fire up those THIGHS …
You’ve had the board so long.
Pilates has you made strong
And you're finally up on twoooooooo feet
Toni, a hero lies in you
AUSTRALIAN PODCAST AWRDS are tonight!!!
Representing “Toni and Ryan” and the TARP community is TARPer BARBARA PLEASE !!!
Barbs was a bit nervous so tell her how great she looks! If we win she’ll be on stage to collect and give a speech!
(It’s in Sydney so Toni and I couldn’t get up there)
2024-11-21 08:57:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Pip inspects EVERY SINGLE shopping bag that comes into our house hahahaha which is SO CUTE
Tell me your pet’s quirks 🤠🐶🐱🐰🐷🐔🦉🐝🐌🐠🐎
2024-11-20 04:24:36 +0000 UTC View Post
A ribbon delivery….. in November…… so close to Christmas…… SMELLS LIKE CHRISTMAS CRAFT TO ME!!!!!!!
Champion TARPers and Toni will be crafting - get amongst it!!! Xoxox
2024-11-19 04:15:57 +0000 UTC View PostAfter today's episode "Friends Who Google Together" Toni has something to say ...
2024-11-11 01:56:06 +0000 UTC View Post
We're live at 6pm AEDT (in 15 minutes!)
2024-11-07 06:44:33 +0000 UTC View PostHas anyone else watched INSTANT DREAM HOME?
Has anyone been FOOLED ?!?!
For everyone who may be attending their first EVER livestream as a champion TARPer - WELCOME!!! Ryan mentioned on Friday he wanted us to get a best friend handshake - so on THURSDAY we will be going LIVE until we nail this handshake as TWO BEST FRIENDS!!! Love you!!! xoxox
2024-11-04 21:28:38 +0000 UTC View Post
