Resurrecting the Salt Vampire
No, this is not a photo from last night's US presidential debate... it's our rendered latex mask from the mold of the Salt Vampire! This will probably be our last update on this before we doing the paint, hair, and even costume. I think we'll do a full torso bust because why not. What else do we have to do with our time on this Earth?
2024-06-28 16:10:01 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone! Get ready for a double feature of re:Views Regarding Richâ„¢. First up, Jay and Rich re:Visit the 1980 live action Popeye movie starring Robin Williams and inexplicably directed by 1970s auteur Robert Altman. If you've never seen it before, it's...strange. That's almost done editing and should be out real soon. Also shot is a re:View with Mike and Rich discussing the first half season of a current streaming sci fi fantasy show that does not have any controversy or anger a...
2024-06-21 15:03:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry for the lack of updates. We've all been busy with our own stuff etc, but slowly getting back to work. Rich and Jay shot a review today and some other stuff in the works, but LOOK! After three coats of liquid latex the salt vampire is alive again.... sort of... the final steps I might save for our upcoming documentary, but clearly the next steps are paint, hair, teeth. IT WILL LIVE AGAIN!!!!
2024-06-18 01:05:00 +0000 UTC View Post
So we bought the original mold that was used to make the famous "salt vampire" mask from Star Trek The Original Series episode The Man Trap. This was not the actual mask. Not sure if that even exists anymore, but this is I think a fiberglass head to mold the face. So naturally as a bunch of inbred reckless mid-western flyover dummies we're putting this priceless piece of film history to use. That's right, kids were resurrecting the salt vampire by creating a new mask! So after the negative mo...
2024-06-05 16:58:23 +0000 UTC View PostFriends. I've made a lot of stuff over the years and I can't find this answer on the google. What Plinkett review did I mention the blurring effect? That graph that expanded over time as more media sources increased and the collective culture became more blurry? I can take a screen grab of this. Was it Titanic review? I can't remember.
Please make dementia jokes now.
p.s. I don't really have dementia I'm just lazy.
2024-05-30 15:28:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Filmed today. We spoke for 90 minute about topic. Based on our dresses can you guess what we speak of? I bet you cant's. Mike will edit this one now and it will be an interesting talk with many point of view. Jay discloses an illness of which he may never recover from: Love of sicko films. Mike discusses a past illness he has since recovered from: Love of Star Trek. He no longer loves anything but his red smoking jacket. Mike has taken up the craft of smoking fine cigars in an attempt to die ...
2024-05-29 01:39:53 +0000 UTC View PostWe're working on a Half in the Bag for Furiosa. Coming sooooon!
2024-05-25 12:43:27 +0000 UTC View PostThe gang shoots their latest skit. However, they receive the script literally minutes before shooting. Sometimes a quick read through. This often leads to failed take after take and total confusion. If only the lads would rehearse! But who has time for that when there are naps to take!
2024-05-23 15:25:17 +0000 UTC View PostHot piss! It's some outtakes from our latest episode of BOTW!
2024-05-10 16:02:36 +0000 UTC View PostSo the day we posted our latest Best of the Worst actor Bernard Hill died. I was then told that his wife is Marianna Hill who played on of the daughters in The Baby (yes she was also in Star Trek). I feel bad that a grieving widow has a youtube video released on the same day her husband passes showing her having sex in a crib with an adult baby, but hey, that's Hollywood! Then I remembered that Brad Dourif from Interceptor Force was in LOTR as Wormtongue whispering lies into Bernard Hill's ea...
2024-05-06 13:21:00 +0000 UTC View PostSo i ordered Interceptor Force on DVD right after the episode was shot. A brand new DVD arrived on the day I had finished the edit. I figured it'd probably look pretty shitty too. 4x3 washed out... Was it really worth replacing EVERY clip...? BOY WAS I WRONG! Even upscaled from the window boxed version looks much better. And this is a crummy DVD!!!! Not even a Blu Ray!!! Anyone who has any love of the VHS format is insane. I like it when we find weird, old stuff, but this shit VHS looks like...
2024-05-06 01:54:42 +0000 UTC View Post
We shot a cinematic little ending for this next Best of the Worst using just two lights to create a dramatic, moody look. The backlight was clamped to the railing of the stairs.
2024-05-03 20:08:42 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone! We're currently working on a new Best of the Worst. It's a standard 3 movie episode and it features one of the unironically BEST movies we've ever done on the show! Maybe THE best movie. Everyone liked it except for Rich, who was incredibly creeped out and uncomfortable through the whole thing.
2024-05-03 17:10:45 +0000 UTC View PostI'm on a mission of digging through old stuff. Right before we moved out I shot some footage inside our first studio. Just to document it. Maybe for this exact reason. To totally forget that I shot it for ten years. A little time capsule or whatever.
2024-04-28 14:28:26 +0000 UTC View PostWe're currently working on a Half in the Bag for Late Night with the Devil. Coming soon!
2024-04-24 13:14:19 +0000 UTC View PostHello friends, this is about 8 minutes of totally off-topic stuff I had to cut out for a number of reasons. However, you as Patreons can watch Colin's wonderful Beatles impressions. Hear Rich Evans awful laughter. And find out what two celebrities Jay confuses in his own warped mind. Enjoy!
2024-04-23 14:53:22 +0000 UTC View Post