I posted my first audio to Reddit in January 2020, with no idea I'd still be doing this FIVE YEARS LATER - that's wild. I asked you last month what you might like to do to celebrate and it seems most folks would like more sequels (and you shall have some!), but I also thought to myself, "How fun would it be to challenge myself to completely reimagine my old audios based solely off their titles?!" See the thing is, in addition to the 170ish exclusive audios here, I've also posted...
2024-12-31 11:30:01 +0000 UTC
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Open this for quick access to this month's content & information - updated throughout the month and pinned to the top of my page until the month is over!
🔗IMPORTANT LINKS🔗
I'm not, like, a regular poll. I'm a cool poll.
Here's the deal: you're giving me a writing & performance challenge. Choose one of the audios from this list of my early work and I'll create an entirely new audio based solely off the title. Read this post for more info!
ORIGINAL AUDIOS:
The ...
2024-12-31 11:30:01 +0000 UTC
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I'm not, like, a regular poll. I'm a cool poll.
Here's the deal: you're giving me a writing & performance challenge. Choose one of the audios from this list of my early work and I'll create an entirely new audio based solely off the title. Read this post for more info!
ORIGINAL AUDIOS:
Ta...
2024-12-31 11:30:01 +0000 UTC
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I'm not, like, a regular poll. I'm a cool poll.
Here's the deal: you're giving me a writing & performance challenge. Choose one of the audios from this list of my early work and I'll create an entirely new audio based solely off the title. Read this post for more info!
ORIGINAL AUDIOS:
Pa...
2024-12-31 11:30:01 +0000 UTC
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Are you saying this has never happened to you before?!
PLEASE NOTE: The first 14 minutes are F4F, the remainder of the audio is F4M!
TAGS:
[F4F][GFE][Bisexual][Pansexual][Cunnilingus][Morning Sex][Established Open Relationship][Poly][Good Girl][Gentle Fdom][Slight Degradation][Slut][Whore][Body Kisses][Nipple Play][Perfect Pussy][Beg For Me][Fingering][I Know What You Need][Ride My Fingers][Present Yourself][Anal Plug][Failing Business]<...
2024-12-31 02:43:36 +0000 UTC
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Being the prey to your predator has been so very fun...
TAGS:
[F4M][NSFW][Magic][Mercenary][Bounty][Tavern Fuck][Dirty Talk][Semi-Public Groping][Making Out][Strip][Stroke For Me][Breastplay][Teasing][Begging][Gag On You][Breeding][Shaky Breaths][Cunnilingus][Hair Pulling][Say Please][Gentle Fdom / Top From The Bottom Vibes][Blowjob][Bruise The Inside Of My Throat][Missionary][Breeding Press][Forget Me Spell]
PLOT:
You'...
2024-12-29 00:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Wishing you all a very merry holiday season filled with good food, laughter, warmth, and joy.
Building this community with you has been the greatest gift I've ever been given. Sharing stories, ideas, inspiration, and encouragement with all of you has enriched every aspect of my life, both on and offline. We're all here from different walks of life but we've been able to carve out a space on the internet I'm proud to be part of. No matter where you are in life, I want you to know you de...
2024-12-25 02:30:01 +0000 UTC
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Have no fear, I'm here to bring the holly back to your jolly!
TAGS:
[F4M][NSFW][Silly Sugarplum Slut][Christmas Magic][North Pole Riding][Fairy][Size Difference][Jerk Off With My Body][Super Tiny][Anal Toys][Naughty Fantasies][Masturbation][JOE][Really Annoying Christmas-y Puns][Cheesy][Gratuitous Use Of Magical SFX][Candy Cane Spanks][Dubious Lore Surrounding Coal][Anal][Blowjob][Cunnilingus][Breastplay][Thick, Frosty Load]
PLOT:
2024-12-24 20:23:00 +0000 UTC
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You’re an urban photographer and you’ve found the coolest spot to take photos for a local competition. When you arrive with your camera, you find your ex girlfriend (and bitter rival) already there. You find yourselves forced to work together to escape the condemned building when it collapses around you, and in the process, you find a way to bury the hatchet under the rubble once and for all.
The full 60 minute audio is available on the Bodyguard tier, if you're interested!...
2024-12-22 02:19:32 +0000 UTC
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When your apartment is wrecked due to a burst pipe, you call up your best friend for a place to crash. Bad news, though - he's got his girlfriend over and isn't interested in company. His solution? Drop you off at his older sister's place. The sister you've been forbidden to flirt with. But the more time you spend together, the more impossible it becomes to deny your mutual desires.
The full 62 minute audio is available on the Manager tier, if you're interested!
2024-12-20 16:23:27 +0000 UTC
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I woke up this morning gobsmacked to see so many new names (and a couple of returning ones) in my notifications and wanted to take a second to welcome you all. I know you already got my pre-made welcome message with all the important info, but I still wanted to say thank you for joining me here and I hope you're enjoying the back catalogue of audios!
Since we're already halfway through the month, I thought I'd do a little update/check in and let you all know how it's going and where I'm...
2024-12-17 22:38:48 +0000 UTC
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You're a guy who's got it all, she's a girl who runs a small town library. The two of you meet thanks to a setup by mutual friends, and while she's convinced she'd never fall for your charms, you're determined to prove her wrong. If you win, you get eternal bragging rights. If she wins, you have to donate to her favorite charity. If you can find common ground, maybe there's a way you could BOTH win.
The full 55 minute NSFW version is available on the All Access Pass tier, if yo...
2024-12-12 19:10:15 +0000 UTC
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You really think you can just make me fall in love with you?
TAGS:
[F4M][NSFW][Strangers To Lovers][Slow Burn][Flirting][Set Up][Cunnilingus]["Good Boy"][Slight Fdom][Dirty Talk][Obedience][Hands At Your Sides][Multiple Blowjobs][69][Making Out][Fingering][Cowgirl][Missionary][Multiple Orgasms (Listener & Speaker)][Jerk Yourself Off In My Mouth][Swallowing Cum][Facial]
PLOT:
You're a guy who's got it all, she's a gi...
2024-12-12 18:34:16 +0000 UTC
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You’re gunning for a promotion at work, but your boss is very traditional and wants a family man for the job. Defeated, you confide in your hot best friend (and secret crush), and she proposes the perfect solution: pretend you’re marrying her and invite your boss to dinner. This should be easy, right?
The full 39 minute NSFW version of this audio is on the Backstage Pass tier, if you're interested! Otherwise, please enjoy this more PG version early!
2024-12-06 01:01:59 +0000 UTC
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I have a really bad, really perfect idea for how to get you promoted...
TAGS:
[F4M][NSFW][Friends To Lovers][Fake Relationship][Secret Crush][Confession][Making Out][Lick Me Through My Panties][Panties To The Side][Cunnilingus][Handjob][Eye Contact][Fingering][69][Blowjob][Pronebone][Hand Over/Fingers In Mouth][Begging][Creampie][L-Bomb]
PLOT:
You’re gunning for a promotion at work, but your boss is very traditional a...
2024-12-06 00:14:22 +0000 UTC
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Well THAT was a hell of a year, friends. Once again, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for all your support over the most bewildering, heartbreaking, devastating, transformative two years of my life so far. I ran from grief until my legs gave out and still you kept a warm fire burning for me. I tried and failed to get back into a routine more times than I can count. I've let a lot of you down. I've disappeared. I've been a whole ass mess in my offline life and I can't even begin to accurately con...
2024-12-01 11:30:01 +0000 UTC
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Hang on a sec - we're supposed to be on different dates!
TAGS:
[F4M][NSFW][Meet Cute][Mistaken Identity][Blind Date][Communication Error][Hiking Date][Flirting][Making Out][Cunnilingus][Blowjob][Handjob][Titfucking][Fingering][Loud Orgasm][Hand On Throat][Fingers In Mouth][Begging][Orgasm Control][Maybe Forever Kinda Thing][Thunderstorm]
PLOT:
Your friend Alex set you up on a blind date with one of her other friends, bu...
2024-11-30 02:08:44 +0000 UTC
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So... how come you and I have never hooked up?
TAGS:
[F4M][Old Friends To Lovers][Romantic][Vanilla][Wholesome][Slow Burn][Shared Unrequited Crush][Miscommunication][Reunited][Soft-Core]
PLOT:
There's nothing like a wedding. Except maybe when it's your former childhood crush marrying someone else - that's a little awkward. Luckily, your old friend (who also had a crush on the...
2024-11-21 23:26:58 +0000 UTC
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I'm so sorry. I was a fool.
I really thought I would be all right after my mom's memorial because I felt so peaceful, but it was more like the deep breath you take before a scream.
I'm shattered, folks. And it's ugly.
The last 9 months have been a haze and even though everyone knows "grief isn't linear", there's not really a way to explain what that sentence actually FEELS like. Because it's always different for every person.
It's embarrassing to say I've shoved everyone I car...
2024-09-21 13:31:48 +0000 UTC
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Well, we haven't tried this before... so why not?
TAGS:
[F4M][GFE][Romantic][Reverse Comfort][Established Relationship][Flirty][Making Out][Grinding][PDA][Orgasmic Headache Cure][Cunnilingus][Missionary][Leg On Shoulder][Loud Orgasm][L-Bombs][Blowjob][Oral Creampie][Swallowing]
PLOT:
You and your girlfriend just had a really sweet date in the park, but it ended early thanks to her getting a headache. You b...
2024-08-13 02:02:32 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone!
I posted a little update in Discord after my mom's memorial a few days ago but have had a bit of trouble switching back into creative mode afterward. I'm sure you all can understand that I haven't been feeling especially flirty this past week. Processing, you know? That's life and loss for ya.
BUT ANYWAY - I've shuffled some things around the schedule for this month and am sitting down tonight to write some scripts and get caught up. Thank you all for bearing with me...
2024-08-08 19:41:12 +0000 UTC
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Open this for quick access to this month's content & information - updated throughout the month and pinned to the top of my page until the month is over!
🔗IMPORTANT LINKS🔗
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2024-08-01 18:34:05 +0000 UTC
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HAPPY AUGUST! I've got so many ideas for audios and fun things planned. Not all of those will be listed on the pinned post so please make sure you're following me on Xwitter (@audioharlot for NSFW, @audioharlo for SFW) or go to my website (audioharlot . com) to stay updated on everything I post. A couple of audios coming to my website were suggested or outlined or written by patrons but wouldn't please Papa Patreon, so if you follow me those other ...
2024-08-01 18:29:52 +0000 UTC
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Don't tell me you have NO IDEA how sexy you are?!
TAGS:
[F4M][Listener With Disability][Roommates][Flirting][Making Out][Good Boy][Breastplay][Stripping Each Other][Mutual Crush][Cowgirl][Creampie][Girlfriend][Gentle Fdom][Loving]
PLOT:
You and your roommate have a standing movie night, but you've been feeling a bit down about your romantic prospects. Confiding those feelings makes her determined to show y...
2024-07-28 20:14:53 +0000 UTC
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Let's keep things loose this month with our polls - for August, I'm all about the romance tropes. Choose one and I'll whip up my take on it!
MISTAKEN IDENTITY
You aren't who I thought you were! Or I wasn't who you thought I was! Or we were both mistaken!
THE BET
I'm not talking gambling here, I'm talking friendly sexy competition. Can you beat me? Or will we both win?
2024-07-26 12:30:04 +0000 UTC
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Let's keep things loose this month with our polls - for August, I'm all about the romance tropes. Choose one and I'll whip up my take on it!
THE MEET CUTE
Nothing hits like first meeting your next love, right? This theme is all about those early days when you first get butterflies for someone.
DESTINY
Fated mates, soul mates, twin flames - whatever you want to call it, this theme is all about intense connection.
2024-07-26 12:30:03 +0000 UTC
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Let's keep things loose this month with our polls - for August, I'm all about the romance tropes. Choose one and I'll whip up my take on it!
OPPOSITES ATTRACT
Sometimes there's just something so appealing about being with your exact opposite.
FAKE RELATIONSHIP
One of my personal faves, this theme is all about pretending to be with someone, and realizing you don't want to just pretend.
2024-07-26 12:30:02 +0000 UTC
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An overenthusiastic round of play fighting ended with your roomie's bed breaking, so now she's sleeping in your bed with you until her new one is delivered. You don't mind snuggling with her, do you?
The full 20-minute NSFW version of this audio is available on the Bodyguard tier if you're interested! This version goes up on YouTube next Monday, just a short and sweet little treat.
2024-07-24 12:30:03 +0000 UTC
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You've attracted the wrong kind of attention from a powerful crime boss, and he's sent his best assassin to take you out - but after investigating you, she realizes you're an amazing person and she falls in love. So are you going to let her protect you? Will you risk it all to be together?
Hello darlings!
Back in 2021 I posted this as a 4-part series to my original YouTube channel and it introduced a good many people to my audios, so ...
2024-07-24 12:30:02 +0000 UTC
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