Just fuckin' around. Not even sure I'll finish it! Or maybe I need to start over, I dunno.
i've decided the threshold for "naked" and "technically not naked" for the purposes of this patreon is whether all the naughty parts are obscured, so this goes under naked 'cuz she's got a tiddy pokin' out
2023-05-19 17:23:42 +0000 UTC
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From the archives! (should i have an archives tag) This is, what, my 9th saved smut drawing? It's pretty early. Early enough to be Shortpacked!, early enough that Amber's pubic hair isn't drawn to resemble the hair on her head as I'd later decide to do with everybody because it's hilarious to me, and mostly early enough that it just looks terrible! Just dogshit.
Enjoy it anyway!
or don't, it's not mandatory
2023-05-17 16:49:39 +0000 UTC
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I thought maybe it'd be an interesting update to show the various shading layers, unlayered? I dunno, we'll see.
From left-to-right, top to bottom:
1) The combined everything! (minus the glowy lens-flare layer I guess I left out entirely because it'd make an odd number of images and thus not very tidy-looking)
2) This is the "basic shadows" image I updated with yesterday, but after the edges are smoothed out. Might be some additional airbrushing.
3) A...
2023-05-13 14:49:47 +0000 UTC
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I took those simple shadows and airbrushed them to heck and back! And now we're done.
2023-05-12 15:07:54 +0000 UTC
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Some simple shadows are added here, but I'm going to render them a little more complexly soon.
Complexly's a word, shut up.
2023-05-12 14:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Flat colors dropped in and also colored lines!
2023-05-12 13:00:05 +0000 UTC
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2023-05-12 00:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Sometimes I attempt to be more precise in my anatomy by breaking up pencils into separate layers (and colors) so I can better visualize where things go without losing everything piled together in a monochrome mess.
So if you're like, hrm, that torso makes Dina too tall, you can just adjust the torso without fucking up everything else too much.
2023-05-11 16:46:09 +0000 UTC
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Something new! A Dina. In just pencils, so far.
2023-05-11 14:12:18 +0000 UTC
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From late 2014! I didn't think that was right -- it felt too early, but I checked my Malaya character models and this was dated about the same time that Malaya model was drawn. (character models get the date in the filename) Apparently I've been shipping these two for forever.
i'm allowed to ship my own characters, shaddap
2023-05-09 13:02:59 +0000 UTC
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Probably the last of the "naked smiling" series of folks! The original batch, anyway. I suppose I could draw more.
HEY LOOK, IT'S MARCIE'S EYES. For a long long time, I figured I'd finally show Marcie without her goggles in some sort of Malaya/Marcie Slipshine comic, and I kept that reveal for that potential thing which I assumed was an inevitability. But the Slipshines kind of fizzled out back then, and a Marcie-including comic never happened, and so, it being y...
2023-05-08 13:30:04 +0000 UTC
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I haven't actually colored a piece like those other ones in a long while, airbrush-style, so I kind of had to get back into its groove.
Am I there where I was? I dunno. But I'm more satisfied with the end result than I was with the previous finished attempt. CALLING THIS A SUCCESS
until i look at it later and find things wrong with it
2023-05-05 01:07:53 +0000 UTC
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Some flats (colors without shading) added and I colored the linework.
(typically eye-dropped from existing dorothy art to keep colors consistent)
(did you know her lip color is the same as her freckles color? simplify palettes where y'can)
anyway kids are coming home from school in like 3 minutes so don't expect more of this imminently
2023-05-04 19:45:14 +0000 UTC
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I moved the 2! It should be modifying the "Dorothy" and not the "inks," I've decided. I'm sorry if this abrupt title shuffling throws anybody off.
Anyway, I did a pass at inking the new pencils.
2023-05-04 19:01:25 +0000 UTC
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I'M GONNA FIX THE DOROTHY ART, by god, I've become determined. So I've gone back to pencils.
I've elongated her torso a bit, since I think the proportions problem was partly due to making her a little too squat. Also that belly button was way too high.
2023-05-04 13:53:16 +0000 UTC
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Folks seemed to enjoy seeing the translucentified version of Billie/Ruth's animation, so here's one of Joyce's animation.

Once again, I just carved up the image into smaller and smaller pieces and moved them around frame-by-frame. There were very few new pieces made, but the few I did included Joyce's fitbit watch, for which I created a version from a slightly different angle t...
2023-05-02 13:11:23 +0000 UTC
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Yeah, I animated it.
Can I break the Internet from behind a paywall? Let's find out.
2023-05-01 13:00:16 +0000 UTC
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when the drier's a-rockin'...
make sure dorothy's at the door
2023-04-30 13:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Joyce.
"""Doing laundry"""
Finished art tomorrow.
2023-04-29 13:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Here's a finished version of the pencils from yesterday. I dunno, I don't like them! Dorothy is fairly skinny, but I tend to... add round parts? I like round parts! I like adding contours. And Dorothy shouldn't really have them, but I kept on trying to make them. Anyway, I finished this and sat back and thought, this is not right.
But here, you can have it!
2023-04-27 13:00:07 +0000 UTC
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This is from the same series of smiling naked people that all the other obvious members of this series come from. But I kept on not being satisfied with Dorothy's, so I saved the pencils so I had a good starting point from before it kept going off-the-rails so I could try better the next time?
The pencils seem fine! I'll show you a finished one tomorrow, and I'll talk about why I don't like it.
2023-04-26 13:02:41 +0000 UTC
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Another from the from-my-hard-drive series of extra-rendered smiling naked people.
a palate-cleanser after so much billie/ruth farkin
2023-04-22 12:56:02 +0000 UTC
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I really should have saved some earlier, intermediate versions to better illustrate the process, but lemme talk about how I animate these things, for those curious. If you're not, I've put the image down in the text, which will make things presumably more ignorable. I don't THINK it'll be body horror, but...
I animate in Photoshop. I'm sure some folks will be mad at me for saying this. Even my wife is gently trying to migrate me to different platforms! But ...
2023-04-21 16:13:25 +0000 UTC
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Yesterday I said there was a secret reason why sometimes I wouldn't go all-out with an airbrushed rendering like the original version got, and that secret reason is: i'm just gonna delete everything but the line art and flats anyway so I can animate a loop of it for you all.
can i animate foreshortening and working shoulder muscles???? maybe i can, still figuring it out
2023-04-20 13:44:59 +0000 UTC
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New art!
Honestly this wasn't just an attempt to get around the original finished art being on Slipshine! I was gonna compare the original finished art versus this re-inking/coloring here. But, y'know, whatevs.
I did some better foreshortening of Ruth's face here. Billie's face looks more 3D. Also, her shoulder muscles work better.
It's not as thoroughly rendered/airbrushed as the original, but I'm doing that less and less these d...
2023-04-19 13:03:33 +0000 UTC
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Skipping ahead a bit in this Increasingly-Oral History of Ruth/Billie Smut! Filename-wise, I, uh, just number my saved smuts, and we've gone from smut7 to yesterday's smut12 and this is ... smut #113.
(i am currently on #446)
Originally my plan was to show the original pencils to this art and then the next day the finished art, but I doublechecked and WHOOPS the finished art is actually one of Slipshine's "Welcome To The Fuck Zone" pages, and I won't duplicate those h...
2023-04-18 13:20:06 +0000 UTC
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This is Saved Ruth/Billie Smut Art #2. Eagle-eyed Pornographique connoissieurs (you know who you are) may note a similarity to a panel from the first Ruth/Billie Slipshine comic, "Finally," on page 6. I repurposed some of these early private drawings when putting that story together. The one in the Slipshine is completely redrawn and way better than this, but this has its own charm.
When that Slipshine ran, this was the most referenced moment in the small amount...
2023-04-17 13:27:20 +0000 UTC
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This is the first smut I have saved of Dumbiverse Ruth and Billie. Not the first I've drawn, likely, just the earliest I have saved. Note that this isn't a finished production -- I'd mostly scribble them out and then delete them in shame. What if my wife, who is incredibly supportive of me drawing things like these, found them? WHAT THEN. WHAT THEN????
Is seeing these things in chronological order fun or instructive, or am I jackhammering the Ruth/Billie pa...
2023-04-16 14:24:22 +0000 UTC
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This one's publicly available, but I'm archiving it here with the other two just out of completeness.
Back in 2013, I offered new smut art of Ruth and Billie (from Roomies!) if the Dumbing of Age Book 2 Kickstarter reached $50k. And it did!
Here's some flavor text from the original unveiling: "You can thank Maggie for the han...
2023-04-15 14:42:22 +0000 UTC
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Here is the UNSEEN SEQUEL to the other art which I posted yesterday! It's also from 2005, and drawing it scandalized me heavily. Imagine a Joyce Shocked Face, but at herself. how dare i draw naked people enjoying each other's bodies
Now I look at it and I am scandalized for different reasons. First of all, I'm not sure what the choreography is here. Is Ruth wrapping herself around Billie like a cobra? What's going on, other than getting both boobs and...
2023-04-14 13:54:23 +0000 UTC
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