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Live Drunk & Dangerous: The Haunted Vagina, Ep 6

I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, Saturday's live intoxicated ramblings and reading of the final chapters of The Haunted Vagina!  

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Cuddled in the Lamia's Coils Pt 4.5: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Male) (Binaural)

"Give me your hand.  I want you to feel me... feel how I am all woman, exactly where it counts..."

I hope you guys enjoy this week's erotic upload, a very smutty chapter of the Lamia's Coils series, written by Game2345!

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Meeting an Illusionist ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a magical bit of fantasy about the power of illusion, written by the wonderful T.W.!

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Scheduling for the next LIVE Drunk & Dangerous!

Come and join me tomorrow night for this month's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, where I will (continue? finally conclude?) once again drunkenly read from The Haunted Vagina.  Will our hero ever escape vagina land unscathed?  Who knows...

Discord invite: https://discord.gg/WmdvwXYS7x

When:       Saturday, March 13th, 7 pm EST

Where: &n...

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Pangs, Pt 2: A Night with a Vampire Mistress -- (Female x Female)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of Pangs, written once again by the fabulous sofi p!

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Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Erotica -- (not sexy but NSFW, anyway)

I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, a Drunk & Dangerous reading of two of the worst-rated erotics on literotica.com!  I know, I'm surprised, too!  

Character Q&A will return shortly, so don't despair.  What can I say?  I was overtaken by the masochistic urge for some terrible fiction.  Dammit, Carol!


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Taken by a Yandere Orc Girl ASMR Roleplay Pt 4 -- (Female x Male)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Yandere Orc girl series, written once again by the fabulous F.N!

(If you missed part 3: https://www.patreon.com/posts/42799756 )

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Choose the Series Update

Just like last month, I'm here to ask you to help me choose the next of my series that I update!  Whichever one wins will be left off the next poll, just like last time.

The poll will be going for a full week this time, just get your votes in before then.  Love you guys!

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Encounter with Your Ex-Girlfriend's Older Sister ASMR Roleplay Pt 6 -- (Female x Male) (Binaural)

Back by popular patron vote, it's the long-awaited continuation* of the Ex's Older Sister series -- now in binaural!

If your choice didn't win last time, don't despair!  There will be a new poll each month to pick the next month's series return.


*It was a while ago; refresh your memory with part 5: https://www.patreon.com/posts/34277869 

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Character Q&A Pt. 3

Thank you all for your well-wishes and hopes for my speedy recovery.  It must have worked, because today I am back with another patron-exclusive Character Q&A!

(No, really, thank you guys.  Reading your comments really did a lot to lift my spirits when I was feeling my worst, so don't even think they go unnoticed!)

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Sick Day

No audio today, unfortunately -- I have been struck down by both a cold and some kind of intestinal virus, which I can only assume is karma for bragging about not getting sick for nearly a year.  

I'll be returning with your Wednesday upload (though I can't promise I won't sound a bit scratchy)!  Stay safe out there!

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Private Property 2: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Female) (Binaural)

You're only her property... and you don't tell your master no.  And if you do?  Well, then you get this...

I hope you guys enjoy today's erotic roleplay, the continuation of the erotic series, Private Property!  Once again, this started as a custom but is being shared with permission.

**Warning: Today's audio includes violence and degradation towards the listener.  It's rougher than my usual stuff, so discretion is advised!**

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Dispatches from the Lola Hyde Sex Cult: Ep. 1, Ogygia

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the sequel to our very own Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde, written once again by the incomparable Todd C.!

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Character Q&A Pt 2

Hey guys, I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, more Character Q&A!

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Choose Which Series Is Updated Next

Please help me choose which series will get a new part!  Our countess and tsundere werewolf girl are busy in the crossover, so those would have to be one-shot episodes... but I didn't want to leave them off the list.

The poll will be closing on Thursday, so vote now!

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Controlled by Your Fantasy Girl ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural)

"Don't you know who I am?  Come on, think really hard... because I certainly know who you are..."

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a naughty little fantasy girl roleplay written by the one and only Khonsu!  Time for some good ol' fashioned ear love...

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Lessons in Making Love with Your Mom's Horny Friend: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Male) (Binaural)

"Don't you worry, handsome.  I can teach you everything you need to know..."

I hope you guys enjoy today's erotic upload, the FxM version of Lessons in Making Love!  Your Mom's friend isn't just horny, she's eager to show you how good sex can be when your partner knows exactly what makes you cum the hardest...

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Midnight Masquerade with a Vampire ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a mysterious vampire masquerade written by the wonderful T.W.!  

Come on, let's dance...

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Live Drunk & Dangerous: The Haunted Vagina, Ep 5

I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the continuation of my reading of the absolutely disturbing treasure that is The Haunted Vagina, while higher than the highest kite.  And don't forget to join me next week as I answer more of your character Q&A questions!

You thought you knew vaginas... but you don't know haunted vaginas.

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The Lamia's Lullaby ASMR Roleplay Pt 7 -- (Female x Listener) (Gender Neutral) (Binaural)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the wonderful Lamia's Lullaby series, written as always by the lovely and talented Kazzy!

(Note: this episode includes some references/call backs to sexual violence, so listener discretion is advised)


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Lessons in Making Love with Your Mom's Horny Friend: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Female) (Binaural)

"Don't you worry, honey.  I can teach you everything you need to know..."

I hope you guys enjoy today's erotic upload, a steamy FxF follow-up to Lessons in Love!  Your Mom's friend isn't just horny, she's eager to show you how good sex can be when your partner knows exactly how to drive you wild...

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Scheduling for the next LIVE Drunk & Dangerous!

Come and join me tomorrow night for this month's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, where I'll continue reading the disturbing story, The Haunted Vagina, written by Carlton Mellick III.  If that isn't a Valentine's Day special, I don't know what is!

Discord invite that actually works this time I swear: https://discord.gg/WmdvwXYS7x

When:       Satur...

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Lessons in Love with Your Mom's Horny Friend ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural) (MILF)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a bit of MILF love advice from your Mom's Horny Friend, and just in time for Valentine's Day!


(And stay tuned Saturday for an FxF follow-up of the erotic variety, where the real lessons begin...)

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Janice: Dream Date -- (Comedy) (Valentine's Day)

I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, a dream date with  the ever-delightful Janice, featuring a performance by (and story written entirely by) our very own Todd C!  That's right, I didn't think of this script, he did.  Blame him, everyone!  Blame him!

More Character Q&A will be coming later this month, along with a special Valentine's Day roleplay for tomorrow with an FxF erotic to follow!  



...It'll be sexier th...

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Meeting a Yandere Kitsune Girl ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Male)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of season 2 of the Yandere Kitsune roleplay series, written by the wonderful Azure Fenris!

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Tips and Tricks From Your Old-School Gamer Girlfriend Roleplay -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a roleplay filled with fanservice for anyone who was lucky to find an SNES Classic, written by the wonderful Net Neutrality!  But is it a self-insert, or was Dangerous a Nintendo kid herself all along? NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW. 

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Character Q&A -- Pt 1

Hey guys, I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the first part of the 2021 Character Q&A!

I started off with the first 20 questions that I could answer (minus questions that haven't yet been answered by their original authors), which ended up taking less time than I expected.  Who knew?  Not me!   Enjoy!

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Reconnecting with a Yandere Robot Girl ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Male)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a very robotic yandere girl roleplay!  Hey, when it comes to the bedroom, I hear she's a real machine in the sack...

Yeah, okay, I hated it, too.  Hopefully the audio is better than the pun.

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Bio. 101: a Story of Erotic Obsession -- (Female x Male)

"Hey there, handsome.  It's absolutely wonderful to have you here... and I can't let you leave.  Not yet, anyway.  Not until I show you how good things can be..."

I hope you guys enjoy today's erotic upload, the FxM version of Bio. 101's yandere classmate and her obsessive desires.

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Pangs: Taken by a Vampire's Servant Roleplay -- (Female x Female)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, an FxF vampire roleplay that's sure to whet your appetite, written by the one and only sofi p!

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