Minion Death Cult

You Are Disrespecting a Cold War Veteran

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (10/07/23)

TODAY: Get ready to laugh as we meet the wife-beatin'est cold war veteran comic strip artist not afraid to go after the powerful (Oliver Anthony)

Also: Law Enforcement Today starts scare-mongering about "military-aged Chinese males" in America, because i guess they weren't shooting enough minorities already

Finally: A Decibel Magazine cover feature on a popular young death metal band has some readers demanding appropriate metal dress. Rem...

DEATH CHAT 500 (10/07/23)

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Once they reach the age where they can "decide" if they want the circumcision, they will be brainwashed by the woke

TODAY: Alex has a weird work story, and Tony has a Cool BMW Guy Story.

Also: we ask Jay-Z for some money and he lectures us about socialism

and Finally: Pink throws an audience member out for protesting circumcision, and we learn just how deep the rabbit hole goes...

Music:

Blood Incantation - Obliquity of the Eliptic

Ron Low - Grow it Back Again

WGA WINS STRIKE! Interview w/WGA Strike Captain Olga Lexell

Alexander interviews WGA member and strike captain Olga Lexell about  their successful 5-month long strike: what worked and why 

She shares examples of how class consciousness can arise during strike actions like this, and how previous organizing within the BLM movement may have helped foster our current strike wave.  

Support the show and get two bonus episodes a week at  http://patreon.com...

Moved by the Beauty of this Magnificent Black Creature (Black. White. Episode 2-3)

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (09/30/23)

Dear lord it's another episode of Black. White., America's favorite race-swapping reality show from the mid-2000s

It's quite the episode as White Daughter is forced to reveal to her def poetry group that she's been wearing blackface during every class... including during her apology for wearing blackface

It's White Mom's chance to shine as she witnesses the depth of Black Thought and the sweetness of Black Physique when the poetry class h...

Black. White. Ep 2-3 (DEATH CHAT 500 09/30/23)

Episode begins at 00:06:00 after technical difficulties

What I'm saying onstage is barely acceptable now

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (09/23/23)

Sorry this was late. Going back to work after vacation has been fairly traumatizing. 

But we're back from tour, baby, and today we're talking:

Venues taking cuts from our merch,

Liberal country clapbacks to "Try That in a Small Town" et al,

and the most epically offensive stand-up we've ever seen

Watch the stream here: https://you...

Get proficient with it, Sir. Your life may depend on it.

TODAY: we cook up a new American vigilante to wipe these filthy streets clean; then, we peer into the Jordan B Peterson Classically Liberal Discussion Facebook Group for some Discussion and Ideas and do not come back disappointed.

Also: Putin makes the Canadian Parliament give a standing ovation to a 98 year old Nazi, and we examine both the apologia and apology of the aftermath.

Finally: Trump woke up this morning and got himself a gun. Well, he didnt. But you can f*cking imagine...

DONT EAT THE BURGERS!!!

We're officially back from vacation and I swear we'll stop talking about it soon, but we had a lot of fun thanks to you guys and we're excited to do it again soon.

Our two main stories today both concern food and the uniquely American derangement surrounding it:

First, we have a white asshole destroying an alleged immigrant's fruit stand on camera, and we look at the members of the right wing openly supporting this kind of direct action.

Second, a free/cheap cheeseburger day...

DEATH CHAT 500 (09/23/23)

We're back from tour, baby, and today we're talking: 

Venues taking cuts from our merch,

Liberal country clapbacks to "Try That in a Small Town" et al,

and the most epically offensive stand-up we've ever seen

So you want to take the based out of based dirt?

TODAY: We’re back, baby. It’s a short episode, but boy is it sweet

We finally get Justice for Boebert as we find out her “theater date” was more likely a setup concocted by a secret Democrat agent. Is there nothing these people won’t do?

Also: accusations of serious sex crimes drop against Russell Brand, and the right wing collectively decides he seems too upstanding for any of that

Last but not least: The Ballad of Based Dirt hits a dissonant chord, as a moderator...

NEW SHIRT ANNOUNCEMENT (+NY Posters & more)

We're back from tour and we've got a brand new shirt for sale, designed by Tony Boswell with words taken from the title of Minion Death Cult Podcast 12/21/21

This is not a pre-order, the shirts are live now. First come, first served.

Available at http://thatawfulsound.com/merch along with:

The poster from our New York show, priced at only $15 with shipping + tube included, designed by Tony and Penney Bos...

I have a Gun and A PIT BULL. HERE IS HER SHIT. w/Antifada

Last day in New Yawk baby! 

In lieu of DEATH CHAT 500 we're hanging with Sean and Andy, sharing our experiences in the big city, including a sexually explicit Mets game, a valuable lesson from the subway about judging arm pits, and the general confident lawlessness of this beautiful city. 

Plus: a UPS driver finds an interesting note left by a customer, taped to their front door. and some dogshit.

And a "mom" tells tik tok about her "son" who "identifies as a cat" ...

No live DEATH CHAT 500 this week, but

We’re dropping a special episode at 5pm PST.

Thanks for your patience as we take this mini vacation. We’ll be back to the regular schedule soon.

Alex

"Silence, Rib" w/Rax King (Live in NY)

We're still on the road, so we thought we'd release our live set from New York last sunday. 

We start off with a tour of reactionary Seattle media, including ABC special "Seattle is Dying," (an absurdly cruel attack on the homeless) and right-wing talk show host Jason Rantz lashes out at a plan to allow social workers to respond to mental health crises with an incredible cautionary tale.

We end our set with The Ballad of Based Dirt, starting at reactionary, trad religious fac...

I'm friends with many people who live in the Nazi world and no one has heard of these groups that end up in national media

TODAY: in lieu of DEATH CHAT 500, here's a normal episode

We take a look at a controversy in the Hard x Core world as a popular Death Metal label teams up with a Brand™ to release a joke shirt, and we decide if that is OK

Also, Nazis for Biden?? We dig into the public stunt by Florida Nazis praising DeSantis, Biden, and the Urkaine war, and take a look at how the right is coping(?) with this politically tangled story.

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Sorry, did you want to get immersed in our world? Well, guess what. FUCKING PRONOUNS!!!

TODAY: A Starfield streamer absolutely loses his mind over the presence of pronouns in the immersive role playing game. His compatriots conclude that this is the most powerful video of a man taking a stand since Rich Men North of Richmond

ALSO: MORE GENDER. A Mexican gender reveal party leaves a pilot dead, and conservative readers settle on blaming millennials and teachers(?) 

We cap the episode off with some good news in the form of opinion polling showing that a sizeable m...

"The rabies vaccine is just another globalist billionaire BigPharma cash grab"

Today we look at Trace Cyrus's comments about Only Fans models, and Alexander remembers the time he saw Trace's shitty band Metro Station open for Buckcherry and a couple even worse bands

Also, a new survey suggests HALF of dog owners are now concerned about giving their pet a rabies vaccine, and we tracked them down.

Finally, we dive into Witches for Trump, an assortment of facebook pages fighting back against the liberal/progressive "PLAYgans" and their more coherent worldview.<...

That Crazy White Boy Shit

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (09/02/23)

TODAY: We take a look at the issues plaguing this years burning man including floods, disease, and a swarm of desert shrimp?

Also: we explore the offerings of Pete's Pranks, a webstore where you can buy a mail-prank for your friend that says he's gay, or that he donated to the Biden Harris campaign, or that the local Sheriff is coming to take his guns.

Finally: We explore a bizarrely lib 2018 album from Hardcore legends Sick of it All, wi...

DEATH CHAT 500 09/02/23

Whew just made it

God has given up on the USA and is taking His warriors home. RIP Joe the Plumber

Today we revisit two old stories from new angles: Truth social tipped off the FBI about man’s posts threatening Joe Biden

And Ashli Babbitt’s killer is promoted within the secret service, leading to a new round of the most specific anti-cop protests you’ve ever seen.

Plus, we say goodbye to Joe the Plumber, revisit his hits, and tearfully add him to the Obama kill count

Finally: An off-duty police officer hospitalizes a 15 year-old kid for ding-dong-ditching his house,...

He looks good, and he looks hard.

TODAY: Elon finally gets his revenge against Tony and bans his twitter account for fraudulent charges. We of course clear his name.

In other news: Donald Trump is arrested, and the Fulton County Sheriff drops a mug shot seen ‘round the world. According to Trump's supporters, this makes him Martin Luther King Jr?

Also: the right wing predicts another COVID-19 lockdown (mask recommendations) and WILL. NOT. COMPLY. WITH. WHATEVER. HAPPENS.

NY (9/10) TICKETS:  2023-08-28 03:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

The family is valued at $200 million. Not exactly a picture of avarice taking advantage of a poor millionaire athlete

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (08/26/23)

Watch the stream here: https://youtube.com/live/TnSrDRMHUeY

TODAY: The show got a very special new follower in the form of talented, successful, but fully death-cult illustrator Danny Hellman.

We reveal the shitpost that put us on his radar, his insane twitter feed, and how knowing what his politics are sheds new light on his tWisTEd Gen-X illustrations.

Pl...

DEATH CHAT 500 08/26/23

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Oliver Anthony: "From Chad To Cuck At The Speed Of Light"

Today we cover the result of the Teamsters UPS contract vote, compare the data to our expectations, and relay some very odd Facebook group responses

Also: we dive into the right’s freakout over viral “Rich Men North of Richmond” singer Oliver Anthony proclaiming that America is “a melting pot” and “diversity is our strength”

We examine why the “based” right wing would have so much invested in the overnight sensation, looking into the coping (“a melting pot mean...

My grandfather didn’t fight in WW2 for some Australian twit to say she doesn’t like all the flags

TODAY: an Australian girl visiting America says we need to chill out with all the flags. Is she right??  The country responds by freaking out about flags even harder and more irrationally.

Also: an Alabama woman goes viral with a popular, populist message about housing costs, food costs, and insufficient wages. We found the Fox News readers willing to disagree and place the blame squarely where it belongs: on my granddaughter.

NY (9/10) TICKETS: 2023-08-21 03:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Rich Men North of Richmond Enrichment Regimen

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (08/19/23)

Watch video here: https://youtube.com/live/CHhikqAgc80?feature=share

Today we check out the worst responses to the viral folk-country song, including Facebook rap remixes, calls for a holy war, and fan cams of Donald Trump dancing to it. 

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DEATH CHAT 500 (08/19/23)

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We’ll be going over a few extremely funny reactions to the viral song, “Rich Men North of Richmond,” and probably talking about the song itself a bit. (although we’re all probably sick of it at this point)

We’ve got Benny Johnson creating fan cams of Trump dancing to it, Facebook rapper “the Marine Rapper” remixes the track, and Steve Deace chubs up at the singer’s recent prayer for God to curse his enemies.

Rich Men North of Richmond Enrichment Center

I forgot to mention it on the mid-week episode but guess what? We’re doing Death Chat again today. Usual time (5pm), usual place (here).

We’ll be going over a few extremely funny reactions to the viral song, “Rich Men North of Richmond,” and probably talking about the song itself a bit. (although we’re all probably sick of it at this point)

We’ve got Benny Johnson creating fan cams of Trump dancing to it, Facebook rapper “the Marine Rapper” remixes the track, and ...

I voted no today because : I am A MAN

It's a very special UPS Facebook group episode as we report on how the current Teamsters contract vote is driving people insane.

We find the same neuroses around voter fraud and stolen elections the right has about the US electoral system, but ported over to a union contract vote, and I try to talk some sense into one of them.

We also look at the bizarre ways right-wing Teamsters are channeling their reactionary politics into the good kind of class warfare.

Last but not leas...