BigVtheG

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This story isn’t making me any money so I’m done writing. I am now focusing full time on my AV-career. Look for “BigVtheG” on your favorite p-websites. 

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- BigVtheG

Chapter 58: What kind of person is the King?

While Jack was in his cold-focused ritual state, he neutrally stared at the King who had entered the panic room out of nowhere.

If he is going to kill me, there is nothing I can do about it anyways. I need to focus on dissolving this healing blueprint instead. I can do something about that, not this. Say something then ignore him.

“Hi King. I am sorry but I need to focus right now. Please wait a bit,” Jack said.

Then he sat down and closed his eyes and dissolved...

Chapter 57: Will this truce work out?

“Okay, let’s head over to the hispanics now. All groups actually have a truce. You three are the only ones who haven’t signed it. Where is Jack anyways?” Eugene said.

“He is waiting nearby with a sniper, in case something happens,” Brian said.

Eugene sighed.

“Hey, is this really good, you heard about how these guys raped a girl?” one of the guards said.

“The fuck are you talking about, bitch!” Lucas said.

“Calm down. There is a rumor that yo...

Chapter 56: How do you respond to taxation?

Author's note: I've got some big news. Tomorrow I'll start to upload on RoyalRoad again and run ads. "But wait, you said you would first start doing that when you have a 50 plus chapters backlog on Patreon?" This is true. But I am changing my plan because I felt more excited to write back when I had people coming in from RR and a lot of people were writing comments. Now it feels more boring.

Also another update: When I start running the ads and uploading daily on RR, if I do not make mo...

Chapter 55: What if you could heal like a lizard?

Brian and Lucas were in their siege tower in the big wolf zone. On the horizon, they could see blue trees. The beginning of the next zone.

Another big wolf tried to ram their siege tower and Brian easily headshotted it. By now, his prediction skill plus marksmanship skill plus all the repetitions he had gotten in made him almost never miss.

“Yo, take out the binoculars and try to look in. See if this is close enough,” Brian said.

Lucas nodded.

“I can’t really s...

Chapter 54: What do you do when the King suddenly shows up and you just messed with his son?

Today was not turning out like Jack had expected.

He was in a dryad courtroom surrounded by Archmages who could kill him with a single thought.

“And how do you testify to your crimes?” the dryad judge said.

“Suck my dick and give me a lawyer,” Jack said.

The courtroom went into turmoil and everyone was yelling at each other.

“Why so serious? Why is everyone so fucking serious about this shit? I just took him to pop his cherry. Who the fuck cares?” Jac...

Chapter 53: What happens when you try to corrupt a prince?

“Have you ever heard about life-sacrifice?” the sacrifice salesman said.

Telepatian looked pale and sweaty.

“Jack, let’s leave! P-Please!” Telepatian said.

“Bro, chill. I ain’t no stupid bitch. What is a life-sacrifice anyways?” Jack said.

“It is where you sacrifice your potential lifespan for a direct skill. For example, increased luck. And to play on the previous example: Being able to potentially live 10 years longer is good, but worthless if you h...

Chapter 52: What do you do when you meet a sacrifice salesmen and he tries to make you an offer you can’t refuse?

“You had me at challenge. Crazy how?” Jack said.

The last few days had already been full of excitement, and now it was just getting better and better. Besides the mana attacks. Those sucked.

“So… you saw the city on your way here, right?” Telepatian said.

Jack nodded at the little boy.

“S-So… I’ve never actually been there. Like really been there. I’ve been through the city in a wagon during celebrations a few times, but I’ve never actually gotten t...

Chapter 51: What do you do when your emo friend sends you the message, “don’t come to school tomorrow”?

It was very rude among adults of all the magical species and a good way to start a fight, but magical kids always liked probing each other with mana strings. A kind of punk test. Strength was the only real measure of hierarchy, and the fastest way to find out where someone else stood was by probing them with minor mana attacks.

Just like Telepatian himself, his friends also had no experience with non-magical beings. So Jack collapsed and started spasming from the small mana attacks by T...

Chapter 50: Have you ever been a prince’s babysitter?

“Ehm… can I invite my friends to hang out with us? if it’s not too weird. They’ve never seen a human before too and it would be so cool and I think they will like me more,” Telepatian said.

Like me more? Weird thing to say.

“Yeah sure, why not.”

“O-Okay! I’ll tell the guard now to arrange the party!”

Afterwards, they decided to practise more with magic before his friends arrived.

Telepatian was starting to look panicked and stressed o...

Chapter 49: What do you do when you meet a magical prince with tons of money?

Johnny was in the mall blowing all his money on stupid luxuries. Because of his newfound wealth, Johnny discovered that he was a shopaholic. Buying new clothes and dozens of games he didn’t need made him euphoric. It was like taking drugs to him.

“Oh my god! They are coming to Greentown!” Johnny immediately booked a VIP ticket to his favorite kpop boy band.

And, he then realized, he was completely out of money. Before, he was always careful with his money and spending as lit...

Chapter 48: What do you do when you get teleported to another world?

Jack read the mission notification.

Work as a babysitter for a week at UNDISCLOSED.

Risk: None. Guaranteed safety

Reward: Mana Training: Rank 1

Conditions: Non-disclosure binding. Time limit: 1 minute

“What is it?” Lucas said.

“I can’t say. I just got a new mission.”

Jack internally watched the time ticking away on the time limit.

“And it says I’m not allowed to te...

Chapter 47: What do you do when you’re out clubbing and your drunk mates goes on his own side quest?

“What is it?” Lucas said.

“I can’t say. I just got a new mission. And it says I’m not allowed to tell anyone or the mission will delete itself. Also, I have to accept it right now… holy shit it’s a good deal! Bye gay boys!” Jack said, and vanished out of thin air.

There was a moment of silence. Brian and Lucas just stared at each other.

“This is the second time he just ups and disappears,” Brian said.

“That healing shit,” Luacs said.

“Th...

Chapter 46: What do you do when police is at the door?

Jack slashed at the wooden door. It made a very loud sound. He kept slashing at the lock of the door. When it was a bit broken, he tried kicking in the door but it didn’t break.

“Wait! I’ll come out! Fucking wait!” the drug dealer in the apartment said. Jack had been slashing for about two minutes and the drug dealer had spent that time flushing all his drugs because he thought the police were at the door.

“Don’t shoot! I have my hands behind my back, I’ll open now! ...

Chapter 45: What’s better than coffee and coke?

Howard was looking over excel spreadsheets while drinking coffee. He opened his email and looked through the one hundred or so messages waiting for him.

He felt burnout catching up to him, so he slammed his laptop shut and sighed. He then laid down on the office floor.

Being sleep-deprived but also magically unable to sleep was a strange thing.

“Too many sacrifices. Everything hurts,” Howard said to himself.

His secretary knocked on the door.

“Come in!” h...

Chapter 44: How much loot did the gay hostage bring back?

After running into Johnny, Eugene started running back to his camp.

His body was filled with adrenaline and runner’s high.

He had just faced a big wolf monster on his own and survived it. If his parents or any of his teammates knew why he went to the Balloon Monster zone, they would have lost their shit.

When he went to give Howard two skill crystals for information on which tier 2 zone monster would be safest to fight, Howard looked at him like he was an idiot.

“I...

Chapter 43: How do you increase grinding effectiveness?

Johnny stood nervously in front of Brian and stared at him in fear. He was shocked.

“You think he’s gonna end up like that Mexican guy? the one who got his head chopped off,” Lucas said.

“I dunno. Maybe? I don’t think these stupid balloons can do much damage. Maybe bite a little flesh off if you’re an idiot,” Jack said.

Jack, Lucas, and Brian wrapped their assault rifles to their backs, ready to be used. They then pulled out their machetes. They had decided to ...

Chapter 42: Why should we kidnap the gay prostitute?

Johnny was standing on the street corner close to a gay bar in the Commercial District of Greentown. Back in Redtown, when classmates secretly recorded him with his highschool English teacher in the bathroom, his father tried to kill him for being gay.

Johnny was now turning tricks and sleeping in a cheap motel. He was a kind of shut-in. He would only work two nights a week during Friday and Saturday. The rest of the week, he would shut himself inside his motel room and watch TV shows f...

Chapter 41: Do you want to rob the hispanics again?

16 year old Steward from the trailer park group was loading blue leather into cardboard boxes and taping them shut and printing out shipping details and posting it on the boxes.

Like many of the other gangs in the gameworld, the trailer park gang spent most of their time running their online store where they sold off the resources from the gameworld.

“I’m going to the post office now. Help me load these to the trunk,” Annie said, and grabbed a box and hauled it over to her s...

Chapter 40: How do you sow with mana?

It was the next day and they were all hungover from partying.

They bought replacement armor for Brian. They also bought a shotgun for Lucas to use instead of his assault rifle. And they bought more bullets as well. Lots of bullets.

They now had to find Howard to figure out who shot them. And do more grinding in the game world.

“So this is the one you met him at?” Lucas said.

They were outside one of Howard’s bars.

“Yeah. Let’s go in,” Brian said

Chapter 39: Did you miss that weird snail?

The hallucinogenic snail Jack healed was slowly moving in a desert zone.

Small, red, bleeding worms popped out of the ground in front of it.

The snail ignored them and they automatically disappeared as they came close enough to the snail.

Notification: User [Hidden by concealment Lvl. xxx] created a public information request on you.

The snail kept checking the status of the request. Genuinely curious whether or not that monkey would betray him.

...

Chapter 38: What’s the best cure for depression?

Eugene threw his spear like a javelin at the practice dummy and hit it bullseye in the forehead. The Throwing: Rank 1 skill helped him a little, but it was mostly just hours of practice from his end.

He sighed.

He was depressed from what had happened with Fernando and the things they did to his family. He tried to distract himself with training.

Next he did his running and pistol training. He would run around an obstacle course and draw his gun and shoot tar...

Chapter 37: What is the Missions Menu?

“Nine hundred ninety eight. Nine hundred ninety nine. One thousand!” Brian and Lucas yelled simultaneously!

“Fucking finally! Oh great super system, I want to spend my skill point on getting a faster reaction time!” Lucas said.

Enhanced General Nervous System Reaction Time: Rank 1

“I feel nothing,” Lucas said.

“Because you were too vague. If you had said something like visual reaction time, maybe you would see a significant improvement. Y...

Chapter 36: What do you do when three men appear in all black and carrying assault rifles?

A few days had passed since Fernando died. A lot had happened.

All of the members at the bottom of the gang who were forced to give crystals to their superiors quickly rebelled and were pissed off. A lot of infighting. A lot of murders and fights. The hispanic gang fought each other more than they fought the other gangs in the game.

A kind of truce was now in place. The major hispanic gang had split up into many smaller groups. It was hard to create a bigger group because everyone...

Chapter 35: Have you ever heard about the double-tap?

Fernando entered through the door with groceries in his hand and a cheerful smile.

“Estoy en casa!” he said, in a positive way. He was happy to finally get some quality time with his family. The last few days of chasing the boogeymen had been stressful.

He looked up and saw Howard with a gun in his hand.

Before he could say a word, Howard emptied the clip on him.

BANG BANG BANG BANG…

In the background, his wife and kids cried.

“Shit that’s loud. I...

Chapter 34: How do you talk to a hallucinogenic snail?

One second I was talking to Howard, the next I was falling through an empty, dark space.

I screamed but couldn’t hear my own voice. I couldn’t see the bottom to where I was falling down.

I realized I wasn’t falling down, I was levitating in the darkness.

I tried seeing my own body, but everything was just dark. I tried touching my own body, but could feel nothing.

Everything felt cold. In a way. Though it was not cold since I could not feel my own body.

I t...

Chapter 33: How do you plan a murder?

Lucas and Brian pulled out their pistols while facing the direction where Eugene’s voice came from. Jack barely reacted. He looked up for a second upon hearing Eugene’s voice, then went back to ripping out grass.

“Be calm! Be calm! We are here to help you,” Howard said, standing next to Eugene. Howard was wearing a suit as always and Eugene was wearing his football uniform as always.

“The fuck do you two want?” Brian said, gun still in his hand.

“Fernando force...

Chapter 32: How do you deal with temporary retardation?

“Anything else? Good. Then we all agree that they have to die. Good,” Fernando said.

All major groups inside the gameworld were gathered in a big circle around the center of the stone plaza.

Fernando was standing. He wore black jeans, a white tank top, and gold chains. He had many tattoos. And a few teardrop tattoos under his eyes. He was a very big and tall man.

He had forced this conference and gathered everyone here.

He looked over at Eugene. Expecting some kind...

Chapter 31: Would you pick up an adderall spell if you could?

Everything seemed to take on a blue mental hue. The color of the world was still the same. But everything felt cold. A kind of distance.

“Yo, you good?” Lucas said.

Jack’s brain registered the meaning of the sentence. But it had a kind of distance between it and him.

I am completely focused. Okay. State problems. Lucas’ fingers. Create the mana blueprint. Use it on him. I feel like I can pick exactly what I need to focus on, and ignore everything else.

Chapter 30: What do you do when you’re trying to talk to bae on the phone and your homies keep making weird sounds in the background?

Jack was squinting. It was as if he was trying to see Lucas while also trying to ‘see’ the mana inside his core.

He tried ignoring Lucas’ excited face.

Don’t drop it. Don’t drop it.

He grabbed Lucas’ fingerless hand and shoved it under his t-shirt and pressed it into the skin on his stomach nearest to the mana core he had shaped into the blueprint.

Okay. Now what? Maintain it. Maintain it. Okay, how do I fucking use this? How does this shit wor...