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The most requested interviewee so far Michael West sits down with Jordan and explains all the little schemes people come up with to hoard wealth... and how the media helps them.
Also, if any of you have been following what has been happening on twitter that will be addressed soon.
Have a great weekend and thank you for your continued support,
The FJ Team
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His incompetence got him fired from every significant job he held, he damaged Australia's tourism industry, then went on to lose his first pre selection, double the debt and now he's prime minister.
Thank you all so much for your continued support of the channel.
Have a great weekend,
The FJ team
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Hello patrons!
We've heard your cries! We wholeheartedly agree that it has been far too long since our last video on buxom mining magnate Clive Palmer.
"What's he up to now?", you may ask.
Well... Clivey boy doesn't like the fact that Western Australia, with overwhelming public support, is continuing to keep its border closed.
Clive, god bless him, believes this is unconstitutional.
The way we see it, given his physical condition,...
2020-08-06 10:20:44 +0000 UTC View Post
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Hello patrons!
The Queensland election is just over the horizon, so we're going to start weening your hatred away from NSW and seeping it into Queenlsand.
Gladys Berejiklian is not the only #Koalakiller in the country, she has a challenger to the throne: leader of Queensland LNP, Deb Frecklington... is that her name? Can't remember.
As always, thank you all so much for your continued support of our channel. We hope you stay safe and have a ...
2020-07-30 01:52:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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Hi all!
Tired of people defending the ABC Jordan decided to whip up a one-stop-shop addressing the usual points.
Yes, it's a bit indulgent but Jordan has wanted to make this for a while now, let him have his fun.
Thank you all for your continued support of the channel!
The FJ Team
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Hello patrons!
It's late so I'm going to keep this short.
DANIEL ANDREWS CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!
--- at least it appears that way given how the press covers him.
As always, thank you all so much for your continued support of our channel. We hope you stay safe and have a great weekend!
The FJ Team
2020-07-16 11:08:34 +0000 UTC View Post
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Jordan chats with Former NSW Premier and Deputy Leader of the Opposition in the Senate Kristina Keneally about her portfolios in Immigration and Citizenship and Home Affairs, Peter Dutton's incompetence and which Parliament she prefers NSW or Federal.
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The FJ Team
pack it up, we're done.
Jordan's response to being "cancelled" by the Daily Telegraph.
Of course we're going to milk this for all it's worth.
Thank you so much for your support and as always, have a great weekend everyone.
The FJ Team
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Hi all,
When you think about the future of our country and this planet it's hard to remain positive. It's almost enough to get you out on the streets protesting.
Well we're here to tell you there's a better (and easier) way to a brighter future. If enough Australians switched their superannuation from the bog-standard offerings to more eco-friendly alternatives we could make some serious positive changes.
Remember though, friendlyjordies is not a fina...
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Jordan is a star.
He reached peak Australian celebrity status last week when his interview with Jodi McKay was featured on 2GB's morning show with Ben Fordham. Well.. by featured I mean one soundbite was extracted from it to smear Jodi.
Just when you thought it couldn't get any better 7News also covered the story.
We unpack what the media decided to focus on from this interview and why they framed it this way. It's also an ample opportunity to ...
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Hello Patrons!
You might not know this... but our Prime Minister Scott Morrison can see into the FUTURE future...future.....
Admit it - you're just jealous that you can't play 10th-dimensional chess! Your puny brain can't even comprehend the moves he's making!
Scomo has rightly earned our respect, and from now on there will be no criticisms of him on this channel (THAT INCLUDES YOU TOO!)
Channeling Scomo, we looked into the future and saw that you ...
2020-06-11 10:09:50 +0000 UTC View Post
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We've done it. We've found the stupidest article ever written about Corona.
Seriously, the author of this article will change your life, just as he has changed ours. He manages to condense all the worst talking points about Corona into a simple ranked list via the lens of AFL and crumbed chicken.
Thank you so much for your continued support, have a great long weekend.
The FJ team
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Hi Patrons,
A video from several years ago came up in Jordan's Youtube feed. Suffice to say he was not happy.
This week we're looking into how meaningless labels are when champions of "left-wing" media frequently publish stories like this one.
Yes it may be old, but how could we give up any opportunity to dunk on Waleed Aly.
We'll be back with things that are a little more topical and timely next week.
Enjoy your weekend Patrons and tha...
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Hello patrons!
For this week's Ja Rule's we take a look at some recent media coverage of the COVID-19 pandemic.
First up is Sky News veteran Paul Murray's take on Mother's Day restrictions in Victoria. Trust me, you'll need some tissues because it is a devastating piece.
Then, we take a look at Lisa Wilkinson's so-called "tough questioning" of NSW premier Gladys Berejiklian on a recent segment of The Project. I will give Lisa credit for one thing - she's...
2020-05-21 11:03:36 +0000 UTC View Post
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No Ja Rules this week - so instead we thought we'd give you guys something a little more fun.
In today's video we review episode 8300-something of Neighbours. Yep, that Neighbours. It's still on TV!
Most of us will try and lie to ourselves and say we never watched it... but you did. ADMIT IT. It was probably for only three weeks in 2005 - but you watched it.
So, let's see what Toadie and the gang are up to these days!
As always, thank you all so mu...
2020-05-14 09:58:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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Hi all,
If you tuned into the podcast on Twitch you may have heard Jordan talking about Michael Moore's new documentary "Planet of the Humans", here is the full review.
Considering the response the movie has been getting you probably won't be surprised at the verdict.
We had a 40 minute epic planned for today but coincidentally there was some overlap with Moore's film. It's coming out on Monday so be sure to tune in, whet your appetite with this in meant...
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Howdy all.
Some of the ways workers are being taken advantage of during Covid seem to be flying under the radar. So we're looking into this. Who would have thought the Liberals would prioritise big business over workers?
Colour us shocked.
We also address some of the burning questions from Monday's Simpsons video, so look forward to that.
Have a great weekend,
The FJ Team
2020-04-30 16:04:41 +0000 UTC View Post
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Malcolm Turnbull's book has just released. Naturally, we thought it was the optimal time to not talk about it.
Instead we're taking a look at the crown jewel in Malcolm's legacy - the NBN. After Kevin Rudd discussed it in an interview with Junkee the shambles that is Australia's NBN has once again become a point of contention.
Hope you're all staying safe and enjoy your weekend, and yes Jordan is struggling through Turnbull's book.
If you want him to...
Hey patrons
Today's video is a collection of a few of the issues surrounding COVID-19 that haven't been getting as much media attention.
We take a look at Western Australia's response to their own cruise ship problem, nefarious property developer laws that have been passed in secret and could leave to widespread ecological damage, and how Scomo is taking credit for all the ideas that Albo initiated.
It's kind of a "best of" if you will.
As always thank you all so much ...
2020-04-17 04:28:31 +0000 UTC View Post
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Greetings everyone.
Today we're taking a closer look at the Ruby Princess cruise ship debacle. Those in power made a truly terrible decision - allowing the ship to dock in Sydney Harbour and it's nearly 2700 passengers to disembark without proper testing. Hundreds of cases of COVID-19 and several deaths are now linked to this single cruise ship, resulting in NSW being by far the most heavily affected state.
The NSW Liberals, in more ways than one, clearly have...
2020-04-09 10:22:12 +0000 UTC View Post
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It's happening. Already. As soon as the Liberals pass a stimulus - 9 ELECTIONS of stating that a STIMULUS IS NEVER OK! NEVER! EVEN IF EVERYONE ON THE CONTINENT WILL BE EATEN BY A MONSTER WE'RE KEEPING IT!
Guess what? They pass it. The media says nothing. It's perfectly acceptable to have a stimulus now. You see how this works? The rules get changed to whatever is convenient for the Liberals at that particular moment. It's terrifying. &n...
2020-04-02 09:09:43 +0000 UTC View Post
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Hey guys.
Now, I know a lot of you are probably sick to death of hearing about coronavirus at this point, but we here at Friendlyjordies feel like it is our duty to continue to remind the people of this country how terrible our leader really is.
I mean, we knew it was going to be bad when he was elected, but not quite this bad.
In this week's Ja's we take a look at how our Prime Minister has been handling this crisis and how he thinks the stimulus money ...
2020-03-26 09:38:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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Hey gang, Matt here. I know it's super late - but as I couldn't get last week's video to you early I wanted to make sure you got early access on this one.
Kristo, one of our writers and researchers, has prepared a short statement for you all:
"Hey guys!
We were originally going to do a video on the broader economic and health impacts of coronavirus and the Liberal Party’s economically and scientifically illiterate response, but then Jordan went t...
2020-03-19 12:35:33 +0000 UTC View Post
There's one thing that the entire world is talking about right now... That's right - Holden is officially dead.
In October 2017 Australia closed it's last car manufacturing plant. A multi-billion dollar industry seemingly gone for good. In February 2020, GM announced that it was closing down the Holden brand.
During the 2019 election Bill Shorten promised a huge cash injection to get an Australian electric car industry up and running - an industry which has almost been doubl...
2020-03-13 01:57:16 +0000 UTC View Post
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Hey guys! I know the Friday video is usually reserved for Ja Rule's - but this week you're getting MAFS (this will either come as amazing or terrible news depending on your perspective!)
From memory there is like one short political joke in there, so there's that.
Yes we know this is trashy content, but "make hay while the sun's shining" is what my seedy uncle used to say. So sit back and ENJOY IT!!!
As always, thank you all so much for your support. We ...
2020-03-05 08:55:09 +0000 UTC View Post
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Hello patrons!
Just finished the edit so I could get it to you early. As you can probably tell from the thumbnail, it's another video about our old friend Gladys Berejiklian, Now, we have been hounding her pretty hard of late, but as you will realise after watching this video - it is well deserved.
The taxpayers of New South Wales, under the Liberal government, has been forced to pay for some of the most overblown, unnecessary, underwhelming, pointless and was...
2020-02-27 11:27:34 +0000 UTC View Post
FULL VIDEO AVAILABLE FRIDAY @ 10AM ON YOUTUBE
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That's right, we managed to snag an interview with the ex big-man himself: Kevin Rudd.
It was great to meet Mr. Rudd, he was funny and very candid. We're proud that Jordan dressed for the occasion... Spaghetti stained "Kevin 07" Shirt and all.
We're sharing the first half of the interview with Patrons early, check back tomorrow morning for the full interview as a regular Youtube post.
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Hello patrons! I know it's past 10pm, but I thought I'd still get this one to you all early as I think you're gonna like it.
Gladys Berejiklian ignored the warnings of fire chiefs in the lead up to the 2019/20 bushfires, proceeded to cut the funding of emergency services by millions of dollars and has been the caretaker of some of the most expensive and wasteful infrastructure projects in the world. Also, the tram sucks.
On top of all that - 12,00...
2020-02-13 11:10:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello patrons!
A lot is going to be said about the 2019/20 bushfires over the coming years. One thing to us at least is clear - who's to blame.
For this week's Ja Rule's, we take a look at the different approaches both the state and federal Liberal and Labor governments took in the lead up to the devastating bushfire crisis.
Call us crazy, but it seems like listening to experts is a sound strategy. As Rove would say... WHAT THE?
As always, thank you all so...
2020-02-07 01:02:33 +0000 UTC View Post
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Hello patrons! We're stoked we can get this one to you early - as we think you'll like it.
It has recently come to light that some shady dealings have gone down under the guise of "sports funding" for the "community." Isn't it interesting that the Coalition promised large grants to various sporting clubs - that just so happened to be within their own electorates and key marginal seats? Coincidence, obviously!
The term "rort" is not used anywhere near enough in...
2020-01-30 09:54:22 +0000 UTC View Post