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And just like that you're in a sandstorm!

Cue the Darude and never let it stop.

Hi my dear Patron. Do you even have any idea about that song? Gosh, I think I was watching olympic climbing and heard sandstorm in the background and it threw me back a good ten or gulp twenty years when that came out and basically took over the internet. Memes older than memes and all that. I don't like showing my age, but that song still slaps. Hard AF. If you have never heard it, get your booty on ...

EB - Chapter 6 (Full Text)

Greetings my dear Patron~

 Here she is. For regular readers, this is the action-packed conclusion, along with implications to follow. Otherwise, this is just Valentina waking up and getting ready for her day. Just like any other person. Well, at least if that person is a medically transformed voluptuous futanari who has more than a healthy addiction to sex, growth, and painting walls. No big deal, right?

 What is special about this day is that her assistan...

Breaking Ground

But from the bottom up, my patron.

 It's over, isn't it? Isn't it over? (Cried my eyes out at that scene in Steven Universe)

 It is with a heavy heart and a dramatically over-emphasized sigh that I retire from my vacation. I took a bit of a sabbatical to get my head straight, something I am actually allowed to do in my profession with little to no blowback. A real blessing that I am super thankful for.

 I won't go into the details, but tho...

Super Secret Poll

How do you two think EB is going?

This is only for swell engagers and my bosom buddies. Don't be shy. It's only the pair of you at the moment! Unless I am going to stray into multi-boob territory.

EB Ch 6 Teaser 2 & Weekly Greetings

Greetings my dear Patron!

 I hope you don't think me aloof! But if you did you wouldn't be wrong. I have been on a bit of a vacation and stole away to prepare this week's delicious offerings of my progress.

 Part of me is very glad to take a break from work and spend time with friends and family and also get some precious me time. Balancing everything in your life has to be one of the trickiest things I ever faced while also confronting adulthood...

EB - Chapter 6 - Teaser 1

 Well hello dear Patron!

 Chapter 6, the first nibble. Valentina is back and still getting ready for her day. How many times does she need to get off before she can take a shower, right? I keep wanting to push things along but something catches her eye and the next thing you know she's blasting off again.

 Believe it or not, this is not in direct response to the recent poll about what part of the story you are looking forward to most, but a complete co...

Surprises in the Heat

Greetings my dear Patron~

 Staying cool? It has been a scorcher over the past few days and I have been hiding in the AC like my life depends on it. Got the smallest squirt of rain last night and it barely cooled anything off. One of those, 'here's a bit more humidity for you, bye' kinds of rains. Enough to turn the pavement into one of those steam trays you put under food at a buffet or a wedding party. Ugh. I am a hot mess.

 You may have noticed I have curly hai...

Experimental Business - Branching Poll

Greetings my dear Patron.

 As EB starts to spread its wings and the multiple paths continue to branch out, we see a different variety of interactions and pairings. New characters and new opportunities alongside some tried and true couples as well.

 I am curious, which storyline are you most interested in at this stage?

  I myself am interested in some more than others, but I will be setting this poll to a single answer.. Choose wisely...

EB - Chapter 5~! (Full Text)

Well, what do you know my sweet Patron? Another great place to put a pin in the action in the story and another full chapter is delivered right into your faithful arms.

 Sometimes I manage it, don't I?

I have to admit, I LOVE where Trish's story is going. I wonder how you feel about it? I will have to make another poll to pallet cleanse us all after the last one. Part of me is glad that there are some bastions of morality left in this world. But seriously, Trish might ...

Familial Bonds

How close is too close?

Curious what you are into regarding this subject and if it is something you are interested in exploring along with me. Check all boxes that check your proverbial boxes, if you don't mind?

Of course, everyone is fully of age in all situations.

 I am going to try not to split hairs too much with my options.

Sorry if these choices feel watered down. I don't even know if this is a palatable question here or not so just s...

Coming clean

(Ayyyyyyy.)

Greetings Patron!

I don't know if you can pick up on it or not, but I realized after writing that first bit of Trish's trip to 'Brimming Bucket's' that I had to go back and alter a few titles. Because I originally had all the girls as step sisters. I was driving home from work and thinking about where to take the story next when it dawned on me that I had just written some sexy cest! Whoopsie.

 Spending time on the more colorful parts of the interne...

EB Teaser 5.1

Greetings my dear Patron!

 I wanted to post this last week, but (insert various excuses here).

Unreal, right?

And my weekend got quite busy on top of that and next thing you know I feel as if I were in the proverbial hot seat. Just me trying to be my best me and not giving myself a break. Consistency is key, right?

 In any case, better late than never. This chapter is channeling some good vibes and this is a bit of a build up to when I feel lik...

I haven't forgotten!

Hi dear Patron!

My work broke me today and I haven't been able to upload a teaser.

I have some tasty words for you but they will be delayed by a day or two. Forgive me!

Hopefully my hucow thesis will provide enough in the meantime.

In one or two days I'll upload a good chunk of Trish getting her titties twisted in what I feel will be a delicious chapter of eb.

Love ya!

Michelle

The Stages of a Hucow by Michelle Cuunis

Hello dear visitor, I humbly offer to you what I deem are the stages of hucow. I am far from an authority on the subject, but merely an enthusiastic observer and one who considers themself good at organising concepts into delicious bite-sized pieces. Will you feel the same? Who knows, you probably skipped this part since I am also painfully wordy when I give myself the chance to be.

 "What is a hucow?"

This is a question I asked my patrons in the form of a poll and tho...

Frontier? More like FUN-tier!

Greetings Patron,

 I'd apologize for starting off a rant title with such a horrendously unforgivable play on words, but the play on words was unforgivable. Yeah I have no idea, but I am all over the map today mentally.

 Either way, nothing but good news for you my dear Patron. I have a good chunk of time to enjoy writing this week and will have some more of the next installment of EB for you later as well. Time to see how our ol' friend Trish is doing.

Obligatory Super Secret Poll

So you are a Swell Engager? Perhaps one of the legendary Bosom Buddies? Something else?

 Well, do I have a poll for you! (Ayy.)

 Actually, I just want to test this system and have something for you to find and see if this works.

 So which tier are you in?

I Updated my Patreon Tiers

Greetings dear Patrons current, past, and potential.

 Michelle here.

Long story short, nothing has changed, but I added some tiers. Everyone who was a 'generous onlooker' until now is still just as generous and looking on just as much, but I changed your moniker to Precious Supporter. While it seems insignificant, I have some to truly value the patrons who have supported me, some for over a year (!!!), and realized that you are more than just onlookers. You are ...

EB - Chapter Four (Full text!)

Been a lot of back and forth between us this week, hasn't there been, dear Patron?

 I have been quite excited by it. Also, I have that whole hucow thing already written up and waiting in the wings, but I clicked 'photo' and have to make something before I can post it. I was going to give up on posting it and just say 'whatever' since I got caught up writing last night. (I am actually going to be applying to 2024-07-18 05:47:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Thoughts on hucows

As if it were some insightful philosophical subject!

 Mockery aside, I like to approach every flavor of fetish with a certain level of respect if I am going to be approaching it at all. And the poll has been interesting, particularly the comments. My understanding of what I thought people expect 'hucows' to be (in general) is quite different than the responses I got.

 I recently read an article about the hucow tag on certain websites and how among all that ...

What is a 'hucow'?

 This might come off as random, but I am curious where the definition of hucow falls in your realms. I am going to post an escalating level of what I think are the various levels of 'hucow' and you go ahead and check off the boxes that apply/appeal to you.

 There is going to be hucow-adjacent elements in the not too distant future, and I am curious what this means to my dear patrons. I am not one to judge, but do have my own preferences. I am no stranger to content alo...

It was SPF 50+++

Finally checked out what kind of sunscreen I used my dear Patron.

 Another nice weekend comes and goes. It has been quite rainy and humid here, but there was a break in the weather long enough to enjoy a day at the water park with friends and family. I am happy to report I didn't get burned this time. Finally learning my lessons.

 Got some baking done, played some games, watched a movie, and generally just avoided the deadly heat. How did you spend your we...

EB - Chapter Three (Full Text)

Greetings my dear Patron!

 What do you know? It isn't a teaser, but the full chapter! Woo hoo! Spoilers, I ended up cutting this chapter much shorter than I thought because it looked like folks wanted a bit more MC rather than delicious futa-tastic Valentina. I know I know. 'Michelle, why are you caving to the opinions of like 3 or 4 people?' To which I respond 'Well then by all means make sure you share your opinion even harder so I can see that!' But all the while I am thinking ...

Twisting and turning you're feeling the burning you're...

Greetings my dear Patron,

  I jumped in the pool for the first time this year and it was exquisite. Obviously, I also got embarrassing sunburn on my face and shoulders and officially have 'tan lines' if you consider red and white stripes tan lines, hah.

 Thankfully I had enough lotion on that it is just an annoying sunburn and not a painful one. I feel like I make that mistake every year. When will I learn?

 I have been working on EB...

Am I too cruel to my characters?

While writing this week's rant I asked this question and am curious what you think about that? Here is hoping that my answers can help express your feelings adequately enough.

I attempted to formulate the answers to this poll from 'less cruelty' to 'more cruelty' in descending order. Here is hoping that comes through.

Please choose the answer you like best! (With regards to my stories, not for how clever my Conan reference is. I will gladly accept Conan-related accolades in the...

EB - Ch 3 - Teaser 2

Hi Patron!

 I am starting to get an idea of what I want to call this chapter, but haven't decided yet. I was thinking of something along the lines of 'Self Service', or maybe 'The Weight.' Maybe 'The Wait.' We shall see yet. Feel free to share your thoughts .

 So here we go! Another tasty morsel of EB. Chapter 3 rolls on and this is real heavy on the dealing with the realities of expansion. Nobody wants reality in their sweet sweet expansion porn, do they? Too ba...

Light Shilling and a Sexy Water Slide Scenario

Greetings my dear Patron!

 I wanted to share an image I recently generated and touched up. Of the lovely doctor if you hadn't guessed. I will add in the original generation and the book cover itself as well for your perusal.

 This is actually the cover of my finished book, Experimental Medicine - Part 4. You have the ability to read the chapter it is based on right her...

Greetings and Poll on EB Ch3 Teaser 1

Hey there Patron! Hope you are well!

I am doing quite well myself, despite this and that. Have you had a chance to read that teaser? It was basically one hot and heavy sex scene and I am curious what you thought about it. Please feel free to share your feelings below.

EB - Chapter 3 - Teaser 1

Hello dear Patron,

 Having a lovely day? I certainly hope so. I am doing quite well. Maybe writing this chapter has something to do with that. I will say right off the bat that it isn't as much as I normally put out there for a teaser, but it is one of the sexiest scenes I have written in a little while. It is, in my opinion, an end of a story level kind of situation. After writing this bit I debated on saving it for the end of the chapter, but didn't think it would work. S...

This is not a drill

*Sung to the tune of 'World of Pure Imagination' from the OG Charlie and the chocolate factory.*

When they grow
Then you'll know

It's a world of
expanding invitation

Pop a pill

Feel the thrill
Of shorts and shirts

Stretched to limitations!

Yeah, I don't think I will keep up with that much more. Just kidding. It was a drill my dear Patron. Let it be our running joke until I get some insane amo...

Responses about EB Ch. 2 (& Ch. 1 Kind of) (Poll)

 Hey there my dear Patron!

 With the release of the second chapter in full, I am curious how it is going for you? I will pop a handful of opinions/reactions I think might be appropriate. Feel free to click as many as you can that apply to you.