I've been feeling fine for a while now, the worst of the 3 weeks is long past, I've been working on a video originally intended for May during this time, and it should be out on the 30th of June.
Apologies for all the delays,
sincerely,
Sseth
2022-06-24 20:39:40 +0000 UTC View PostGenuinely thought I wouldn't have to write here because - it's the third time I caught this damn plague, how bad could it be?
Turns out, it's not progressing, but it's not resolving either. I lost about half of this month to bone pain and immense fatigue. My body can manage a couple hours of wakefulness every day before I collapse and repeat the cycle (and that's with prescription stimulants).
TL;DR Next video still coming, just a bit later.
2022-05-31 18:57:43 +0000 UTC View Post
A gripping tale
of how good defeats evil.
And then hires them to work for NASA.
I missed April fools.
This is not satire.
This is real life.
Apologies for the delays - I took a much more laidback approach with the construction of this one and hopefully I'm on the path to reducing my ego tripping in regards to the presumed quality of productions.
I hope you enjoy,
sincerely,
Sseth
I relinquish any and all hold on my sanity,
I embrace the freedom of oblivion.
Buy on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/960090/Bloons_TD_6/
I know I took a long ass time to get to this. TL;DR struggled with methylphenidate withdrawal, I got clean, but that doesn't mean my brain magically starts working like people might believe. On the plus side, experienced good amounts of ego death and had my hubris unravel, which is a necessary component of having the self awareness to see that i'm an overpaid clown.
More stuff coming sooner.
Probably shorter and rougher, but that's a lot more fun.
Sincerely,
Sseth
Go to my subscribestar and follow the link because they don't like me linking it here.
Don't bother with shenanigans, its scheduled to self destruct each week.
Everything is automated - good luck killing stuff scheduled to die.
2022-01-05 17:24:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Despite my fiber cables being cut since Wednesday with no end in sight, I've scraped together enough mobile data for an upload.
The game itself just went on sale, which is very convenient timing.
30% off on Steam until December 1st:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1434950/HighFleet/
Again, my sincerest apologies for all the delays and I hope you'll enjoy,
Sincerely,
Sseth
My fiber cables have been cut and I literally live in the middle of nowhere.
Technicians said the earliest they can get here is somewhere next week.
There's a radio tower nearby - which is why i'm able to write this.
Worst case scenario? I'm gonna - slowly - upload that 2Gb video with mobile data.
See ya around!
And again, apologies for the inconvenience.
I'm not dead - video is in production but I didn't manage to get it done for the 31st, it should be out soon however - like early November.
All my love and blessings to everyone,
Thank you for your patience,
Sseth
Dedicated to Xi Jingping and the splendor of China.
Buy on GOG (20% off) (10 days):
https://af.gog.com/acs?as=1630110786
Mods: https://bit.ly/ACSMods
Guides: https://bit.ly/ACSGuides
Enjoy.
I know this upload took ages, had a lot of stuff I had to handle and I'm glad to finally finish it.
Sorry for my absence, I'll get to your messages as soon as I can.
I just need to collapse for now.
Sincerely,
Sseth
Q: Where's the discord
A: I had a nice chat with Patreon staff about a month ago - they are genuinely fine with everything i'm doing - except the unspeakable acts of anthropomorphic characters all over the discord. So they asked if I could just not link it, whether publicly or privately on patreon.
However, you'll always find a link to it on my site or SubscribeStar.
Q: how do I access my ben 10 nsfw content
A: Go to my site, go to Merchant's Market (while logged out), and click the nice merchant for access.
New vid is in the works, it's just a very laborious project.
No merchants were charged in the making of this video. It's another freebie.
Special thanks to Paul Anthony Romero - one of the best human beings out there.
Buy the entire Might & Magic Series, up to 85% off (goes from 75% and increases if you buy more in a bundle):
https://www.gog.com/magicsseth
Download the mod (Requires Might and Magic VIII: Day of the Destroyer):
https://www.celestialheavens.com/forum/10/16657
Non-Spoiler Walkthroughs:
https://www.uhs-hints.com/uhsweb/mm6.php
https://www.uhs-hints.com/uhsweb/mm7.php
https://www.uhs-hints.com/uhsweb/mm8.php
Apologies about the delays, the huge amount of comments and messages I haven't replied to - and of course my general absence from the internet.
I hope you enjoy,
Sincerely,
Sseth
The finest Austro-Hungarian Matriarchy sim of the early 2000s.
I assure you it doesn't run with any number of fixes on windows 10 or 7,
but it does on XP.
If you're still interested, you can get a copy here:
https://www.gog.com/game/the_nations_gold_edition
Apologies for the delays - I am not dead, just working on longer projects.
Naturally this is a freebie, no merchants have been charged in the making of this.
Warm regards,
Sseth
2021-02-14 20:58:06 +0000 UTC View Post
The best of Trauma-based citybuilding since 1999.
Discounts on everything I ever sold on GOG including Pharaoh:
https://www.gog.com/partner/sseth
Useful resources, guides and FAQs:
http://pharaoh.heavengames.com/
Happy new year brothers, thank you for everything you've given me.
I won't take that for granted and I'll strive to work harder the next one.
Sincerely,
Sseth
2020-12-28 00:18:27 +0000 UTC View Post'How do I get into the discord?'
in three easy steps
1. LINK A DISCORD
Go to my site and register an account:
https://www.ssethtzeentach.com/merchants-market
Verify your email, and log in with your username. (Case sEnSiTiVe)
On the left, paste your DISCORD ID (NOT your Discord username).
You can find this by going to Discord and clicking 'User Settings' (Cogwheel at bottom left)
-> 'Appearance' -> scroll down and tick 'Developer Mode'
then go to
-> 'My Account' -> Click '...' at the top right and hit 'Copy ID'
It should look like this: 123456789012345678
Paste it into the site and hit 'Save Data'
Your Discord is now linked. Return to the market.
2. LINK A MERCHANT
PATREON
To get access through Patreon, open the 'Patreon' tab and select 'Click here to login via patreon'
Log in to Patreon and hit 'allow'.
Your patreon is now linked. Return to the market.
SUBSCRIBESTAR
We currently haven't set up the subscribestar API. Please see 'OTHER'
OTHER
To get access through other methods (or to send a bug report), open the 'Other' tab and shoot us a message.
Please include your nickname and email, and we'll get back to you.
3. GET ACCESS
Open the discord tab.
When ready, click the link below to generate a unique, one-time access code.
You only get one.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
'Why'
The discord was created by popular demand in later 2018. It existed largely as a self-regulated, libertarian community where individual thoughts aren't prosecuted by censure.
At present, I am saddened to see less and less of such places online.
As numbers grew - so did the problems.
Leaked invites, men that consort with beasts, acts of terror, the cartel, an internal audit by the Australian government, to name a few.
I sincerely believe in freedom, but I refuse the false dichotomy that freedom must sacrifice security, or that security necessitates the restriction of man's freedoms.
The server has grown too authoritarian - and it's time to flatten the hierarchy.
And so an elegant solution was proposed and implemented.
Men shall be as men again, not above nor below.
Will it stand the test of time? Will it satisfy everyone?
I don't know, I'm just filling the wordcount on this 200 word essay due in 3 weeks ago.
Enjoy the server.
It's yours.
'I got kicked, can I get another access code?'
No.*
'I got banned, can I get another access code?'
No.*
'There's powertripping jannies that hand out kicks and bans like candy'
They have been dealt with.
'What happens if i'm already in the server?'
Nothing. All existing merchants are protected under transitional agreements, which include permanent residency.
'What happens if (when) the server is nuked?'
Access rights reset and you can request a unique, one-time access code for the new server as before.
'How bad is security?'
The API can only read your public data, it can't change details. Everything's encrypted, but I still don't recommend you share passwords across sites.
* Yeah actually you probably can. Just write to me.
2020-11-21 17:16:00 +0000 UTC View Post
You died.
You were crushed under the weight of a thousand suns.
BUY ($1 less) until OCT 27th:
https://www.gog.com/redeem/SSETHCAVESOFQUD10?pp=c7f9b0fb437533fbd302cc7dca6d68e101adce87
This one's a freebie, as a consolation for the inordinate amount of time that's been spent on it and the nature of the subject (roguelike 'tism).
Please enjoy,
sincerely,
Sseth
CLICK HERE HERE TO JOIN
https://discord.gg/wKTrDxk
"What happened to the old one?"
No idea.
On other news, Outer Heaven is live and well in its early stages.
We control the server.
And we're not beholden to off-site policy.
[Registrations open and close periodically]
https://merchants.ssethtzeentach.com/
The academy demands you pay reparations for your damage.
Outro by a fellow merchant:
https://crthead.bandcamp.com/album/turbo-force-gunmetal-zero
Apologies for all the delays. This has been an all-consuming process which I won't repeat anytime soon. Deprived of sleep and barely conscious, I shall soon collapse on the nearby couch. I only hope it was worth the wait, and that the quality comes out as acceptable despite the prolonged length.
I'll get to your messages as soon as I can, sorry for the absence.
Please enjoy,
Sincerely,
Sseth
It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker
that we expect our dinner,
but from their regard to their own interest.
- Adam Smith.
P.S It's 80% off until July 9th (about 3 USD/EUR):
https://store.steampowered.com/app/70400/Recettear_An_Item_Shops_Tale/
STREAMS HAPPENING: https://dlive.tv/SsethTzeentach
Every Saturday: July 4 / 11 / 18 / 25
15:00 - 17:00 UTC/GMT
TIMES (convert for your timezone): https://bit.ly/July2020Sseth
No merchants have been charged in the making of this video.
It's a freebie while our economy unwrecks itself.
Enjoy!
Sincerely,
Sseth
Quebec 2020 GDP Growth forecast has increased to 2.1%.
I cut some concessions from the GOG folks, so it's 65% off, $15 from June 12-15.
https://www.gog.com/redeem/SSETHOUTWARD65?pp=c7f9b0fb437533fbd302cc7dca6d68e101adce87
I spent a little too long on this one - but it was an interesting journey.
Also i'm severely behind on answering messages.
That's no excuse, but I'll get on it immediately after.
Please take care and enjoy,
Sincerely,
Sseth
Featuring Knudsen from the Devil May Cry™ Series.
Click link:
Get the game for $1 from May 8th - May 12th.
https://www.gog.com/redeem/SSETHWIZARDRY890?pp=c7f9b0fb437533fbd302cc7dca6d68e101adce87
Don't click link:
Get the game for $2 from May 8th - May 15th.
https://www.gog.com/game/wizardry_8
I'll attach some useful walkthroughs and guides later.
I know it's been a long time since a feature length release!
So - please enjoy.
Sincerely,
Sseth
In my darkest dreams I still hear them.
Squawking.
Cacawing.
Shrieking.
If you're feeling masochistic or just curious of how far the path of progress has taken us, you can grab a copy off GOG.com: https://www.gog.com/game/total_annihilation_kingdoms
Since the last episode, me and my better half have managed to escape the nitrous oxide huffing streets of England. Unfortunately, we did get quarantined immediately upon escape, and thus there's been some delays with the next proper release.
So here's an extra freebie for your troubles.
I wish you all the best, and for us to come out of uncertain times alive and well.
I can't hope for more than that.
Take care out there and stay safe,
Sincerely,
Sseth
2020-04-10 22:05:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Reclaim your BIRTHRIGHT.
Reclaim your THRONE
Reclaim - the PARK BENCH.
It's a bit pricey honestly, but if you're interested you can get a copy here:
GOG: https://www.gog.com/game/neo_scavenger
Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/248860/NEO_Scavenger/
This video comes a bit late and serves as a small stop-gap anime filler episode while Sseth and his better half plan a tactical relocation into safer vistas.
As such it's a freebie that took me only two weeks.
Enjoy!
(P.S it's not the main thing i'm working on, a proper, meatier review has been in the works since February, which will hopefully be ready at the end of March)
Sincerely,
Sseth
Hey! remember the heroes 5 video?
Blocked in 221 countries as of several days ago
that's a new high score
so i had to edit it up and explain the scooby-doo-tier villain shit that 4K Media Inc. has been pulling
sorry for the inconvenience
but it should stay up safely and free of copyright issues from now on!
please find attached a small collage of which countries are still cool enough to watch the original video
shoutout to Mongolia
shoutout to Cambodia
Bangladesh
Afghanistan
and Best Korea
Any violence committed by a machine?
A glitch, an anomaly, a programming error.
Any violence committed by a man?
Perfectly natural.
Buy it on
GOG: https://www.gog.com/game/synthetik_legion_rising
Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/528230/SYNTHETIK_Legion_Rising/
(Multiplayer works on all copies)
If it's too expensive right now, wait until later February.
It'll be on sale.
(Also new content will come - the ultimate update adds a lot of cool stuff. All perks and weapon variants are explained ingame. New rare squads to mess you up. Plus the *actual* final boss is there.)
I apologize for being late with this one.
It took longer than I had originally anticipated,
so I hope to tighten down my schedule soon.
[And move somewhere which is more conducive to work.
Which doesn't have crackheads and junkies doing nitrous oxide
in my car park every evening.]
Please enjoy and thank you for your patience,
Sincerely,
Sseth
The last good entry to a legendary series.
75% OFF ON GOG.COM (it's like $6-7):
https://www.gog.com/game/heroes_of_might_and_magic_5_bundle
All the hentai commissions will be uploaded to my NSFW gallery on my site.
My apologies for being so late with the upload, I just wanted to be sure that everything was worth the wait / of acceptable quality.
A genuine thank you to everyone for supporting me as long as you have.
I'll never take all this for granted.
2019 has been a very interesting year with a lot of changes.
For 2020 - I only hope to get better, more consistent and - god willing - stay breathing.
Take care of yourselves, your families and loved ones.
Have a merry christmas - and a happy new year!
Sincerely,
Sseth
DLive paid me and as a man of my word, I bring you - a democratically driven crowdfunding project. Vote below and I'll commission the smut you so desire.
https://linkto.run/p/7Z92T8QP
YOU HAVE TWO DAYS TO VOTE.
RESULTS WILL BE IN THE NEXT VIDEO.
OUR BUDGET? $1200
THIS ONE'S FREE.
I BAILED ON MY SPONSOR.
A man chooses - a coomer obeys.
The game is still pretty pricey, but it's a very solid package. Just take my warning to heart and remember that the story can take very quick 180 degree turns from smut to dark and back to rainbows and sunshine in the span of minutes.
You can buy it on Steam and MangaGamer, the latter of which offers a hardcopy (if you need something for your bookshelf).
https://www.mangagamer.com/r18/detail.php?goods_type=3&product_code=293
Special thanks to MandaloreGaming for his dunmer voicing talents, and to TeaxerzNSFW for my commissioned waifu art.
Please enjoy!
Sincerely,
Sseth
Caedite eos, Nevit enim Dominus qui sunt elus.
Kill them all, God will know which are His.
Outro theme:
https://youtu.be/OKWVNeDYZmU
This one took longer than expected, sorry about that.
While it is a very enjoyable game (besides being RNG event simulator hell for most of your time spent playing), I don't recommend buying it. Or at the very least - getting it *heavily* *heavily* discounted since those DLC ain't cheap. Or just grab the base game for cheap and get a rich friend with all the DLC to host the experience.
As always, thank you for sticking around and putting up with my absence.
I hope you enjoy!
Sincerely,
Sseth