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Welcome to Tortle Tank, the show where the world's richest reptiles review your D&D homebrew and decide whether or not to invest their hard-earned eggs. This week, the Torts discuss the Aarakocra Problem and The God of Mediocrity, as well as a multitude of new magic items. Let's dive right in!
Production and Editing by Trevor Lyon
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2022-09-29 19:32:23 +0000 UTC
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Witness the wetness
2022-09-29 16:50:55 +0000 UTC
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The boys of summer heal their wounds - both emotional and psychological - only to make a couple more fresh ones. Tread dreams of driving lessons, Davenaxius practices dentistry, Mac fights some stickers, and Mavrus makes a BIG decision...
2022-09-27 17:38:19 +0000 UTC
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It is time!
2022-09-26 16:04:52 +0000 UTC
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Hello friends,
Jake here to let you know I will be hosting my painting livestream TODAY (Monday, 9/26/22) at noon Eastern.
See you soon!
Jake
2022-09-26 14:28:12 +0000 UTC
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HELLO SWEETIES. Bailiff Emily here. Bailiff Jake can't make it to this month's video recording so we're going to be blessed by THE RETURN OF JUSTICE AABRIA IYENGAR!!!
Please submit your (BRIEF, I beg!) cases on this thread and the Supreme Crit will bring you the juiciest of justice.
Love,
Backup Bailiff Axford
2022-09-25 18:33:44 +0000 UTC
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Check out NADDPOD's Patreon exclusive after show! This week, we discuss the events of C3 Ep. 20: The Sapphire Scale.
2022-09-23 21:52:17 +0000 UTC
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Duck Team ventures through blue dragon territory! Sol busts out his Crick Elf impression, Calder becomes a schoolyard bully, and Callie embraces the track jacket. Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.
Music/Sound Effects Include:
"Impact" by Deganoth at Freesound.or...
2022-09-23 11:25:55 +0000 UTC
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Come chat with Caldwell as he works on an illustration and takes your drawing requests!
NOTE: The stream dropped halfway through, so the first chunk of the video is missing. To see that, click the link below!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i74ZBymFxYI
2022-09-22 22:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Howdy babies, Caldwell here letting you know I'll be doing my monthly $10 Tier livestream tomorrow (9/22) at 3PM PDT! I'm gonna work on a drawing of the Band of Boobs and also try take some requests; it should be a fun time!
Hope to see you there!
~Caldwell
2022-09-22 04:23:02 +0000 UTC
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Dungeon Court is STILL in session! Justices Murphy, Axford, Tanner, as well as Bailiff Jake reconvene in the Headgum Studio to bring you EVEN MORE trials at the table.
2022-09-16 18:14:17 +0000 UTC
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Dungeon Court is STILL in session! Justices Murphy, Axford, Tanner, as well as Bailiff Jake reconvene in the Headgum Studio to bring you EVEN MORE trials at the table.
2022-09-16 18:13:56 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to Dungeon Court! Join Justices Murphy, Tanner, Axford and the multi-talented Jon Odenkirk Hurwitz as they convene to pass judgement on your trials at the table.
Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.
CREDITS:
Dungeon Court Theme Song by Sam Weiller
2022-09-16 06:12:23 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to Dungeon Court! Join Justices Murphy, Tanner, Axford and the multi-talented Bailiff Jon Odenkirk Hurwitz as they convene LIVE ON CAMERA to pass judgement on your trials at the table.
Dungeon Court Theme Song by Sam Weiller - https://twitter.com/SamIAmpersand
Logo by Chelsea Lecompte - http://www.chelsealecompte.c...
2022-09-16 06:05:46 +0000 UTC
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Tickets for our new shows are LIVE! Savannah sold out in minutes so don't delay! We're on our way to Denver, Nashville (Caldwell's hometown!) and Atlanta!
Tickets go on public sale Friday (9/16) but you can use our Artist Presale code and get tickets TODAY (9/14!) Just use the code PawPaw for access! Links below...
10/19 - Denver, CO
12/2 - 2022-09-14 17:33:06 +0000 UTC
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Hatchlings! The Tortles will be convening soon and we're looking for players and DMs to pitch Homebrew rules and creations for us to invest our eggs in.
Please comment with your ideas here on this post. As always, to be as succinct as possible.
Thank you!
Jake
2022-09-12 17:00:55 +0000 UTC
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Great news, Naddpoles! The 2 Crew is hitting the road once again! This time we're making stops in Denver, Nashville (Caldwell's hometown!) and Atlanta! Here's where you can get tickets!
10/19 - Denver, CO
12/2 - Nashville, TN
12/3 - 2022-09-12 16:26:29 +0000 UTC
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WARNING: Animorphs spoilers!
Check out NADDPOD's Patreon exclusive after show! This week, we discuss the events of C3 Ep. 19: Hunters of the Void.
2022-09-09 23:34:03 +0000 UTC
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Duck Team investigates the attack on Shroomrot's lair! Calder earns -2 to charisma, Callie finds closure in a strange place, and Sol is hit with a bombshell. Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.
Music/Sound Effects Include:
"Epic Chorus Song" by Frankum at Freesound...
2022-09-09 10:21:31 +0000 UTC
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The Wise Tortles are getting pruney from staying in the tank this long. Join us as we continue to review your homebrew pitches!
Production and Editing by Trevor Lyon
2022-09-02 00:30:00 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to Tortle Tank, the show where the world's richest reptiles review your D&D homebrew and decide whether or not to invest their hard-earned eggs. This week, the Torts take a look at some, dice-heavy damage mods, a way to store nat 20's AND invent a revolutionary new way to flip coins. Let's dive right in!
Production and Editing by Trevor Lyon
2022-09-01 22:58:33 +0000 UTC
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The Boys fracture emotionally, as well as literally, as they turn a two parter into a THREE PART Mixed Bagstravaganza. Dave chugs seven stouts, Tread takes refuge in a vegetable tent, Mac suspects a sticker, Mavrus questions the group's party prowess, and everyone learns what Carl's really been up to.
2022-08-31 17:39:05 +0000 UTC
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Paint. Party. Repeat.
2022-08-30 19:59:10 +0000 UTC
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Thanks for watching y'all! Have a great weekend and may all your Daves be hungry.

~Caldwell
2022-08-27 02:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Come chat with Caldwell as he takes your drawing requests!
Link to the Youtube Page here! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbXTeHvlNA8
2022-08-26 22:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Check out NADDPOD's Patreon exclusive after show! This week, we discuss the events of C3 Ep 18: Shroomrot.
2022-08-26 21:58:49 +0000 UTC
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Duck Team seeks another ally in the fight against Glen! Calder takes a lead role, Sol gets upstaged, and Callie fights to resist old habits. Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.
Music/Sound Effects Include:
"A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.
"Left is Left and Right is Center" by Emily Axford.
"Spooky Shafts" by Emily Axford.
"Tu...
2022-08-26 04:30:03 +0000 UTC
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Tally Ho, Nadd-Pos! Caldwell here to share the dates for our upcoming livestreams. Mark your calendars accordingly!
Caldwell's Drawing Stream - Friday, August 26th (8/26) @ 6 PM Eastern
Hardwon's Painting Party - Tuesday, August 30th (8/30) @ 4 PM Eastern
See y'all there!
~Caldwell & Jake
2022-08-25 17:36:07 +0000 UTC
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Hello NADDPOLES! The Tortles are diving back into the tank. We're looking for players and DMs to pitch Homebrew rules and creations for us to invest our eggs in.
Please comment with your ideas here on this post. Try to be as succinct as possible so we can get to as many as we can!
Love,
Jake
2022-08-22 15:06:06 +0000 UTC
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WARNING: IN-DEPTH SPOILERS FOR ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN (LOL)
Dungeon Court is STILL in session! Justices Murphy, Axford, Tanner, as well as the freshly renamed Bailiff Jon reconvene in the Headgum Studio to bring you EVEN MORE trials at the table
2022-08-20 17:51:47 +0000 UTC
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