It's another magic item from our homebrew world of Talia
Sure they look like a pair of goggles straight out of steampunk, but Talia is a mixture of technology and magic, so they'd look right at home here. These goggles have two brass eyepieces attached to an adjustable, dark brown leather strap.
The brass housing that holds each lens has a series of small gears on the side, along with two small buttons. When a button is pressed, the gears whirl, and a new lens will slide int...
2022-05-02 13:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Now that our new star spawn overlords have seen fit to release us from reality, we are on to the next deep dive! We'll go ahead and keep the Bard class since it got 2nd place last time, but here are a few more monsters to haunt your dreams.
2022-04-29 16:01:03 +0000 UTC
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As thanks for being our patron, here are the PDFs for our latest Drop-In NPCs! They have also been added to our Homebrew Hoard on Google Drive.
You can find them on our website at: https://dumpstatadventures.com/dropin-npcs/belch-samuel-belick
2022-04-27 14:00:07 +0000 UTC
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If you’ve ever looked up into the night sky and knew without a doubt, that there was some awe-inspiring being from a different dimension looking down upon you, then you aren’t wrong. Up in the vast field of stars are the ancient elder evils who have slipped into our worlds from the Far Realm. They have infected the stars, and apparently, these stars hate the world. From their...
2022-04-25 20:25:51 +0000 UTC
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Kobolds are just the best. I don't think anyone can argue me on that. Kobolds are the best, and anyone who says any differently is just jealous that they aren't a dragon. This week, I wanted to create more kobolds who fill different niches in combat, but also kobolds that are stronger than just CR 1 monsters. Kobolds can be powerful foes if you just give them a chance!
Ambusher (CR 4) These hunters specialize in hiding in the shadows and then filling you with arrows, le...
2022-04-21 16:01:04 +0000 UTC
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It's been a long week here, so I'm posting something from the Cursed Items book, available in our store. I've added new art to this cursed amulet, so that's a bonus!
At first, this amulet may seem like it has some benefits, but you'll quickly realize that things can go downhill fast. Like me, those who suffer from insomnia may have experienced some of these effects in real life. Sleep is esse...
2022-04-18 13:00:01 +0000 UTC
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With the Berbalang outta here, its time we looked at our next monster. We'll keep star spawns from last week since they got 2nd place, but here are a bunch of new monsters to flee in panic from (or to sing a song too).
2022-04-15 16:00:10 +0000 UTC
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As thanks for being our patron, here are the PDFs for our latest Drop-In NPCs! They have also been added to our Homebrew Hoard on Google Drive.
You can find them on our website at: https://dumpstatadventures.com/dropin-npcs/bezar-tharnuth-nicodemo-valdis
2022-04-13 14:01:03 +0000 UTC
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Berbalangs are mythical creatures in Filipino culture where they are winged ghouls who eat human flesh, because of course they do. In Dungeons & Dragons, they scour the Astral Plane for lost knowledge, something they aren’t known for in the real-world legends. In any version, they seek out the flesh of the dead, devouring it greedily, though they quickly flee if attacked or, if you are on Earth, you happened to have a blade coated in lime juice.
AD&D - Berbal...
2022-04-11 16:08:24 +0000 UTC
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Our horrific monsters for this week are wholly machine, creatures made of clockwork gears, springs, and complex mechanical operations. While machines can't think, magic has been infused into their metal body, granting them some semblance of life. Most people aren't going to be interacting with such beings, due to the cost of building them, but I'm sure plenty of nobles would love to have a bodyguard that would never betray them.
Arcane Clockwork (CR 9) These clockwork c...
2022-04-07 16:00:09 +0000 UTC
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I am a day late, but I swear I had this one done and forgot to click post. Even though we have two cats here in my house, I am not much of a cat person. These figurines can satisfy all your cat lover's needs, as there is a variety for one to find out in the world. Each has its powers, abilities, and personalities, as all cats do.
2022-04-05 15:37:54 +0000 UTC
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Thank you for being our patron, and here is the printer-friendly version of Burning Building -Encounter Location!
All of our homebrew can be available in a printer-friendly format, this will be based on demand, and if there is any homebrew you'd like converted into black and white, please let us know! We will process all requests as quickly as possible and get it uploaded.
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2022-04-05 14:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Our next stickers are going out in just a few days! They will be mailed on Friday (April 8th) and you should be getting them within the coming weeks. If you don't have your address added to Patreon AND for Dump Stat to see, there is still time for you to get this sticker. Please update or verify your address by Thursday night (April 7th).
If you don't get your sticker by the end of the month, please reach out to us.
Thank you again for your continuing support!
2022-04-04 23:30:45 +0000 UTC
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We hope you enjoyed the Drow, now time to gaze upon what comes next. All of the following options were taken from Mordenkainen's Tome of Foes, so we are getting into some odd and weird monsters!
2022-04-02 21:52:30 +0000 UTC
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As thanks for being our patron, here are the PDFs for our latest Drop-In NPCs! They have also been added to our Homebrew Hoard on Google Drive.
You can find them on our website at: https://dumpstatadventures.com/dropin-npcs/roger-godberd-sheriff-wendenal
2022-03-30 14:01:03 +0000 UTC
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In honor of April Fool’s tomorrow (well, not for you patrons we get to read this early), we have decided to look at some monsters you might have first thought were a giant April Fool’s joke. The criteria for these monsters is that they only show up in one or two editions, at most, so no flumphs will be found here. These monsters are weird, odd, and kind of confusing. We aren’t sure how they ...
2022-03-29 17:52:18 +0000 UTC
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This week we are looking at pirates! These scallywags drift across the seas, seeking infamy and treasure in equal measure as they strike fear in all those they cross. I'm currently running a pirate-focused campaign, and so my mind has been in the deep oceans of pirates - though, they are far more democratic than I could have possibly ever imagined. If you want a great recommendation on piracy, check out The I...
2022-03-24 16:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Here are a few new magic items. Today we are going to look at two sets of armor, one of which even a spellcaster can use.
Art by Fat Goblin Games
2022-03-22 18:04:32 +0000 UTC
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As thanks for being our patron, here are the PDFs for our latest Drop-In NPCs! They have also been added to our Homebrew Hoard on Google Drive.
You can find them on our website at: https://dumpstatadventures.com/dropin-npcs/kinko-yvon-rolath
2022-03-16 14:00:07 +0000 UTC
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The Drow hit people in different ways, with some who absolutely love their evil and cruel nature, and others who can’t see past the shadows and gloom. They have been a major presence throughout many of the editions, leaving their mark across Dungeons & Dragons. From the Drow anti-hero Drizzt Do'Urden to the demon queen Lolth, the Drow can be found with the subterranean depths of the Underdark where they plot and prepare their poisons.
AD&D - Elf, Drow (Black ...
2022-03-15 23:01:01 +0000 UTC
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We need help deciding what is our next sticker for Dump Stat! This sticker will be sent out to our $5 and up patrons for free in April and available in our store to all in May. The following options are based on our Deep Dives from December, January, February, and a few others from past Deep Dives.
2022-03-10 18:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Aboleths are weird primordial fish creatures - they are also pretty exciting to create a campaign around. They once held an ancient empire, but are now in hiding as they regain their numbers and increase their power, their plots slowly churning to retake their lost lands. This time, I'm adding something new, which is a short paragraph on the tactics that a monster would employ in a fight.
Aboleth Fry (CR 6) The lowliest of all aboleths, those just hatched from their egg...
2022-03-10 17:10:00 +0000 UTC
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A new artifact from Talia
2022-03-08 04:39:41 +0000 UTC
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I (Stephen) am going to be running a one-shot on March 25th but first I need a few players - which is where you come in. This will be a first-come, first-serve though our $10 patrons get first dibs. After that, I'll be opening it up to our $5 patrons (11th), a few days later to our $1 patrons (15th), and then it will be open to anyone on our Discord (18th). I have room for 6 players in the one-shot. If you are in one of the lower tiers, feel free to message me beforehand and I'll add...
2022-03-07 19:44:43 +0000 UTC
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We hope you enjoyed the Gibbering Mouther. It was one of the more disturbing and fascinating creatures we've had the pleasure of researching.
We have received a couple of requests that we are going to be adding to the poll this week. As always, vote for the creature you'd like to find out more about throughout the editions.
2022-03-04 19:49:19 +0000 UTC
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As thanks for being our patron, here are the PDFs for our latest Drop-In NPCs! They have also been added to our Homebrew Hoard on Google Drive.
You can find them on our website at: https://dumpstatadventures.com/dropin-npcs/chef-nicolao-avenci
2022-03-02 15:00:06 +0000 UTC
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The Gibbering Mouther is a creature from the darkest nightmares of a tortured soul that comes to life. We’ll hold off describing the creature as you’ll find out what has made us shutter soon enough. Whether the creature was the creation of an evil mage or a denizen of a faraway plane, you’ll want to avoid these blobs of eyes and teeth at all costs, especially if you start hearing it start to gibber.
AD&D - Gibbering Mouther
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2022-03-01 23:10:54 +0000 UTC
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Thank you for being our patron, and here is the printer-friendly version of the Gardener's Tools!
All of our homebrew can be available in a printer-friendly format, this will be based on demand, and if there is any homebrew you'd like converted into black and white, please let us know! We will process all requests as quickly as possible and get it uploaded.
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2022-02-28 15:01:03 +0000 UTC
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This week we are looking at some of the goodest bois... well, two really good bois, one very feral boi, and the last two will pry eat you whole... bois. I like dogs, and I just want to include all different types in my games and in yours!
Adlet Scrounger (CR 1) Adlets are like satyrs... except they are wolf-humans. They have the lower body of a wolf, upper body of a human, and have a supernatural fear of running water... like all dogs when you are trying to get them to ...
2022-02-24 17:30:02 +0000 UTC
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So, technically it's Magic Item Tuesday since I'm a day late in getting these out. Sorry about the loyal patrons. Sometimes life gets in the way.
This week's weapons are all designed and used by the Freedmen Pirates from our homebrew world Talia. These raiders on the high seas aren't very nice, but we aren't Disney, so our pirates act like pirates.
I hope you enjoy them, and I'll do my best to get the Monday Magic Items on, you know, Monday.
2022-02-23 01:13:25 +0000 UTC
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