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PJ Party Link - GAM

Hello Patreon!

Here’s the link to follow to access tonight’s LIVE Pajama Party on YouTube. It will run from 8pm to 11pm. You can use the same link to watch in archive if you aren’t “live” with us. This link is not publicly searchable, so please don’t lose kit or share it. Enjoy… https://youtube.com/live/HujOjBJ8mQk?feature=share

AMA's for Pajama Party

It’s that time again. 

Time for you to ASK US ANYTHING  and we’ll select the best and answer as part of the upcoming PJ Party. 

Drop your Qs below…. 

The Buttercream Gang

This week, we finally get around to reviewing the perpetually requested 1992 coming of age debacle, The Buttercream Gang. And mostly talk about how naughty the title sounds.

Gam Bonus 105: Devil Fish

This week, the guys return to the boundless well of terrible shark movies to prove once again that Jaws sucked up all the future quality from the genre once and for all.

God of Wonders

This week, Heath and Noah break down a documentary that doesn't seem to realize it's just making the same argument over and over again.

Maintenance Post

Apologies for the text clutter in the feed. Patreon decided to gaslight me and make me think there was a charge for last week's episode "GAM519 - True Tales of the Past: The Saga of Osiris and Isis." Turns out there was NOT a charge. So now I'm just fixing that with this post. No changes - you'll be charged the amount you expect at the end of this month as usual.

A Day of Judgment

Featuring Bryan and Dave from the "BRING ME THE AXE" horror podcast!

Check out more from Bryan and Dave here: https://bringmetheaxe.com/

SAVE THE DATE for the next PJ Party! 

SAVE THE DATE for the next PJ Party! 

9/6/25 8pm-11pm! 

All patrons of any of the PiaT shows will receive a link to join in the fun. 

Join us for fun, games, magic, stories, and shenanigans. 

True Tales of the Past: The Saga of Osiris and Isis

Featuring Sarah from "Let's Talk About Sects"!

Check out more from Sarah here: https://www.ltaspod.com/

Early Warning

This week, we welcome in a new guest masochist and introduce them to the genre of "Part One of Rapture Trilogies That Never Got Part Twos."

Check out more from Paul on his show, That Aged Well

GAM Live in New Orleans - tickets on sale

Hello Patrons!

It’s announcement time again. As a loyal Patron, we’re giving you first access.

 #GodAwfulMovies is coming to New Orleans, LA on Saturday, September 27th, 2025! We’ll be reviewing another Christian movie LIVE and in person at The Crowne Plaza - Astor.

There will be Platinum night dinner tickets on Friday + VIP show tickets on Saturday. But hurry, these extra events ALWAYS sell out.

Tickets are ON SALE now at  2025-07-29 15:58:51 +0000 UTC View Post

Emma Smith: My Story

This week, we remember that it was Mormon Movie Month.

Gam Bonus 104: Hurry Up Tomorrow

This month, Noah professes his undying love of The Weeknd's music and everyone expresses their very much dying love of his acting.

Test Post

Apologies for this one. Patreon has changed their upload interface and -- in classic Patreon fashion -- they've buried all the important stuff and made it counterintuitive. So patrons weren't charged for the previous post and there doesn't seem to be a way to edit it and add that charge. So now I have to charge you for this explanation instead.

Sigh.

Leap: A Tale of the Last Days

This week, the guys are live in Cleveland, Ohio breaking down the long awaited capper to the Leap trilogy.

Mary: Mother of Jesus

This week, the Dans from Data Over Dogma join us for the Netflix film "Mary: Mother of Jesus." And we discuss whether it's more or less historically accurate than "A Muppet Christmas Carol."

The Animated Book of Mormon, Episodes 3 and 8

This week, we kick off Mormon Movie Month ... with the second episode of the month. But it's worth the wait as we finally get to watch the animated version of the submarine story.

Gay Rights, Special Rights

This week, Uncle Mark (formerly of The How To Heretic) makes his triumphant return to podcasting by helping us watch a bigotry time-capsule.

June Bonus: Tarot

This week, we review a horror movie -- though the scariest part of it is clearly leaving Eli unsupervised with two guests.

Summertime Christmas

This week, Thomas and Lydia from Where There's Woke join us for a review of the pro-child abuse Christmas movie, Summertime Christmas. And if you don't believe me, I get it. I'm just a blurb. But that's really what we watched.

Praise Band

This week, new guest masochist Ryan Bailey from the So Bad It's Good podcast joins us to break down a movie with no plot, but plenty of Christian worship music.

Fire by Nite Episode 6: Facing the Future

This week, we introduce a few new guest masochists to the "comic" stylings of Blaine Bartel and his effort to create the Christian version of Saturday Night Live.

GAM is coming to Cleveland in July!

Hello Patrons!

It’s announcement time again. As a loyal Patron, we’re giving you first access.

 #GodAwfulMovies is coming to Cleveland, OH on Saturday, July 19th, 2025! We’ll be reviewing another Christian movie LIVE and in person at The Hotel Cleveland (www.hotelcleveland.com) in the Ambassador Ballroom.

There will be Platinum night dinner tickets (at the hotel) on Friday + VIP show tickets on...

Wraith

This week, we inaugurate a new guest masochist. Sammy Smart from the Too Scary; Didn't Watch podcast joins us for one of the least scary horror movies to ever exist. Wraith is the story of people hearing creepy sounds in the night and getting up to see what they were. That and a hilariously stupid ending that you can see coming from a runtime away is all this film has to offer.

Air Bud: Golden Receiver

This week, Cecil asks if we can do a bad football movie. And we can.

Bigfoot Blood on the Farm

This week, the guys are live in Portland, Oregon for a story about a couple who is on the verge of realizing they're furries, but aren't quite there yet.

It's Maytreon!

It’s Maytreon time; the time of year we ask you to donate your money to our free podcast!

This fall’s Pajama Party promises to be the best yet. As a patron you’ll get an exclusive invite to watch the shenanigans. Not only can you watch… you can make us do stuff by increasing your pledge or making a new pledge to ALL/ANY of the shows.

And.. if we get to 1,000 new/upgraded pledges, Lucinda will quit smoking (Again)!

Goals:

·      &n...

1 ticket remaining to Portland

Due to a last minute cancellation, there is ONE VIP ticket remaining to see #GodAwfulMovies Live in Portland on 5/24. Get tix at www.godawfulmovieslive.com

Acquitted by Faith

This week, we learn that God is actually surprisingly cool with texting and driving.

The Coddling of the American Mind

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to discuss a movie that makes the case for including the voices against inclusion.