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Fury to Freedom

This week, Kara Griffin of Recovering From Religion's RFRX podcast joins us for Fury to Freedom. It's a biopic about how Christianity transformed a terrible, abusive man into a terrible, abusive pastor.

Night Cries

This week, Katie and Allen from Werewolf Ambulance join us for a movie that asks the important questions, like "can the soul of a miscarried fetus trapped in a doll defeat a Canadian improv artist before his hideout is overrun by afterlife forest demons?"

Death Bed: The Bed That Eats

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This month's Patreon exclusive bonus episode was made famous by a Patton Oswald bit about the worst possible writing in a movie. And Patton wildly undersold how bad the writing in this movie was.

Two (2) Tickets Remaining

We just has 2 Platinum Package tickets returned to the otherwise SOLD OUT 5/24/25 show to see GAM in Portland, OR.

First come, first serve.

Get tix at www.godawfulmoviesLIVE.com

GAM 503: The Car

Featuring the pride of Liverpool MICHAEL MARSHALL! Even in THIS economy. Even with all the tariffs.

Terrain

This week, Dr. Alice Howarth is here to break down a movie that basically takes her PhD thesis and wipes its bum with it.

The Second Coming

This week, Seth Andrews makes his Scathing Atheist debut with the final film by GAM legend Ron Ormond.

Only 13 out of 350 tickets remain to see #GodAwfulMovies live in Portland, OR on 5/24. 

Only 13 out of 350 tickets remain to see #GodAwfulMovies live in Portland, OR on 5/24. 

Get your tickets at www.godawfulmovieslive.com 

Devil's Knight

This week, Cecil joins us for one that's bound to be a GAM classic.

Gam Bonus 100: Tiptoes

Why does Eli owe Heath $20? What won't Marsh ever forgive Eli for this time? What is the silliest hat of all time? Only patrons will know.

Generation Zapped

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to learn about all the different cancers our cellphones are apparently giving us.

Major Announcement:

Major Announcement: 

Due to record high demand, the 5/24 Portland show to see #GodAwfulMovies live has opened up an additional 90 general admission seats. 

Yes! This will be the largest GAM ever.  Get your tickets at www.godawfulmoviesLIVE.com 

Pagan Invasion 7: Evolution

This week, Noah takes a week off and hopes for the best.

God Awful Movies is coming to Portland!

Hello Patrons!

It’s announcement time again. As a loyal Patron, we’re giving you first access.

 #GodAwfulMovies is coming to Portland, OR on Saturday May 24th, 2025! We’ll be reviewing another Christian movie LIVE and in person at The Hiton Portland Downtown.

There will be Iridium night dinner tickets on Thursday + Platinum night dinner tickets on Friday + VIP show tickets on Saturday. But hurry, these extra events ALWAYS sell out.

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Suing the Devil

This week, American Atheists legal director Geoff Blackwell joins us for possibly the least accurate courtroom drama in all of cinematic history.

The Avenger

This week, we provide yet another contender for "weirdest thing we've ever watched."

Kraven the Hunter

With less than two hours remaining in February, we present the February bonus episode. And it's the movie that was bad enough to kill a film franchise that neither Morbius nor Madame Webb managed to finish off.

GAM495: The Watchers: Revelation

This week, guest masochist George Hrab joins us for a movie that rejects the theories of Zecharia Sitchin for not being unrealistic enough.

Hidden Secrets

This week, new guest masochist Bryan Schilligo joins us to review a movie about David AR White not having sex.

The Despiser

This week, Marsh joins us to break down one of the greatest achievements in cinematic history.

The Earthing Movie

This week, Dr. Steve Novella joins us in learning that medicine has been a waste of time all along.

Alex's War

This week, you get two guest masochists for the price of one. Michael Marshall and Cecil Something-Italian from the new "Know Rogan Experience" podcast join us to talk about -- Alex Jones. I know. You expected me to say Joe Rogan. What can I say? We like to keep it unpredictable.

Hell Comes to Frogtown

Slap on your leg-warmers and grab your hairspray. For the January Bonus we asked you to suggest your best/worst 80s movies and holy hell did you come through.

One Nation Under God

This week, Lydia and Thomas Smith from Where There's Woke team up for a movie so bad we couldn't possibly have fit all the stupid into a two hour episode.

Disciples in the Moonlight

This week, we welcome in Jordan from the "Dead Domain" YouTube channel to check out yet another in our infinite-part series on the Christian persecution fetish.

January Bonus Suggestion Thread: The worst of the 80's

This month we're feeling nostalgic so hit us with the worst movies of the 1980's and we'll review one of em. Don't forget to ❤️ the ones you like

Trump by Grace (ep 1&2)

This week, we sucker Dan and Jordan from Knowledge Fight back for two episodes of a guy sitting on his couch trying to decide what his TV show will be about.

I Believe in Santa

This week, we artificially extended the Christmas-tacular because Eli is still upset about having to do a non-Xmas movie for the live show.

Gam Bonus 96 Moonfall

Yeah, this one was actually supposed to drop last month, but Noah screwed that up. And with all the preparations for the holidays, there wasn't time to edit it. Then we wanted to make sure that the Xmas themed bonus came out before Xmas, so we ended up releasing them out of order. But -- through this circuitous route -- the November bonus did make it your way eventually.

Happy holidays!

Gam Bonus 97: Christmas With the Kranks

Sure, we're taking the week off from regular feed releases, but we could never take a week off from our wonderful patrons. Happy Holidays!