Gam180 Silence
This week, we take on a Scorsese movie. Never thought that would happen, but it did. And the movie deserved it. And here's proof.
2019-01-28 03:06:51 +0000 UTC View Post
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GAM179 One More Round
Somehow we keep suckering Thomas Smith into coming on the show...
2019-01-22 02:12:03 +0000 UTC View PostGam178 Science Falsely So Called LIVE in Dallas
Okay, running crazy late with this one. Sorry. I edited on the plane, uploading the minute I got home. Believe me; I also wish that I'd gotten home earlier.
2019-01-15 07:26:21 +0000 UTC View PostGAM177 My First Miracle
This week, we basically make wall to wall cancer jokes. But don't worry; we mostly do tasteful ones.
2019-01-07 18:32:27 +0000 UTC View PostGAM176 Wide Awake
This week, we watch a movie with a title that quickly becomes a direct challenge to the viewer.
2018-12-29 23:20:34 +0000 UTC View PostGAM175 Christmas Shoes
One last Christmas movie... we can make it through one last Christmas movie, can't we?
2018-12-23 23:10:00 +0000 UTC View PostGAM Bonus 030: Slender Man
On this month's secular bonus episode, we tackle the worst of 2018.
2018-12-21 16:50:33 +0000 UTC View PostGAM174 Joseph and Mary
This week, we step into a Pier One and agree to pretend it's ancient Israel for a few hours.
2018-12-17 20:12:54 +0000 UTC View PostGam173: A Little Christmas Business
This week, we work off of notes that are almost entirely filled with variations on: "What?"
2018-12-10 17:59:11 +0000 UTC View PostDecember Bonus Poll: The Worst of the Year
In a year filled with films like Avengers and Black panther these turds may have slipped by you...but dammit they didn't slip by us.
Eli's Choice:
Slender Man
(CW body horror, maggots, blood)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySy8mcceTno
Heath's Choice:
Gotti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjL...
GAM172 The Last Straw
Find details about the live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634
GAM Live in Dallas! Patrons get first dibs
pssst...got some hot fresh tickets to a live show for ya...but dont tells nobody I tolds ya
2018-12-01 17:02:30 +0000 UTC View PostGam171 Ember Days
This week, Noah revisits a very dark part of his past.
2018-11-24 19:30:16 +0000 UTC View PostGAM Bonus 029: The Core
This month, we take on the most scientifically inaccurate film we've reviewed since Vaxxed.
2018-11-22 02:57:44 +0000 UTC View PostGam170: Saved by Grace
This week, we learn the sad story of whatever happened to Joey Lawrence. And it's at least as sad as you hoped it was.
2018-11-19 19:13:09 +0000 UTC View PostGAM169 The Killing of Satan
Possibly the weirdest thing we've ever viewed. Definitely in contention.
2018-11-12 18:25:41 +0000 UTC View PostWhat a disaster!
It's november and that means...natural disasters...thats right...because november starts with N...nailed it.
Eli's Choice: THE CORE
The earth's core stops spinning because...superman flew around the earth backwards? It's unclear. It was like this movie was having a suck competition with Armageddon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmlr7BYi_hU
Noah's Choice: The...
2018-11-08 21:42:16 +0000 UTC View PostGAM168 The Trump Prophecy
Quick, while you're trying to take your mind off of politics, listen to a GAM episode about the 2016 election.
2018-11-05 19:46:25 +0000 UTC View PostGAM167 The Remaining
Because nothing sucks like Christian horror movies.
2018-10-29 16:09:17 +0000 UTC View PostGAM Bonus 28: Deep Blue Sea
Because Eli's LL Cool J impression is not meant for the wider world...
2018-10-25 20:53:17 +0000 UTC View PostGAM166 A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Moon LIVE from QED
This week, we're live from QED. That means the episode will be shorter than normal, but Eli makes up for it by packing a maximal amount of libel into a short episode.
2018-10-21 15:03:45 +0000 UTC View PostGAM165 Loose Change LIVE from London
Live from London, featuring amazingly awesome guest masochists Andy Wilson and Michael Marshal.
2018-10-15 22:57:11 +0000 UTC View PostGAM164: The Devil's Advocate
With the current political situation, it would have been hard to pick a more appropriate movie, I guess...
2018-10-06 09:45:25 +0000 UTC View PostOctober Bonus Episode: Halloween Sharktacular
Heath:
Jaws 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTga44I43uI
Noah:
Deep Blue Sea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCs2slK8GkY
Eli:
Sand Sharks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qEfO5iNicI
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GAM163: God Friended Me
This week, we reply to the 18,627 tweets, emails, and FB messages asking whether we were gonna do this one.
2018-10-01 01:53:35 +0000 UTC View PostGAM162 Faith Like Potatoes
You probably thought there weren't any movies about how hard apartheid was on the white people in South Africa, didn't you? Allow us to disabuse you of that.
2018-09-23 23:16:26 +0000 UTC View PostGAM Bonus 27: Birdemic
Okay, so the word "best" doesn't mean much in this line of work, but this is certainly our favorite of all the movies we've ever done.
2018-09-23 00:02:13 +0000 UTC View PostGAM161 Where is Good?
This week, Eli bails on us and makes Heath and I watch the terrible anti-abortion movie because he's a liar that sucks.
2018-09-17 18:22:56 +0000 UTC View PostGam160: O.B.A.M. Nude
This is the quintessential god awful movie. And no, there's no nude Barack in it.
2018-09-09 09:25:42 +0000 UTC View Post