Noah's Choice:
Troll 2
The passion project of a denist and his ego this is one of the underappreciated gems of bad cinema. Creator of the famous "oh my god she ate him...and now she's gonna eat me toooooooo!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KCct4RwLNM
Heath's Choice:
Birdemic
Hard to say what's more fun to watch, this movie, or the clip of its director standing up d...
This week, Thomas Smith joins us to answer the burning question of why Thomas Smith still joins us for these things.
2018-09-04 02:58:06 +0000 UTC View PostBecause at least occasionally we get to do "awfully good" movies.
2018-08-28 19:19:45 +0000 UTC View PostAt this point, we're getting offended on behalf of hustlers.
2018-08-27 17:51:24 +0000 UTC View PostThis movie gives black holes time dilation envy.
2018-08-19 16:55:41 +0000 UTC View PostSorry about the later-than-usual drop, but when you hear the rage this movie induced in us, you'll see why I wasn't eager to revisit it in the edit. (Also, we were in Chicago and super busy all weekend.) Thanks for your patience.
2018-08-13 16:47:55 +0000 UTC View PostThis week, we watch what Pureflix incorrectly has labeled as episode four of this show. And this week there's no Jewish villain! (Just a Jewish sidekick for the villain)
2018-08-05 01:55:23 +0000 UTC View PostIs it the best worst thing we've ever seen? It's certainly a contender.
2018-07-30 20:37:42 +0000 UTC View PostBecause the only way to make JCVD not look coked up at this point in his career was to stick him next to Dennis Rodman.
2018-07-26 18:37:21 +0000 UTC View PostWe'll admit, we were starting to think we'd never find a Kung Fu Jesus movie. I figured if this movie was out there, we'd have sniffed it out by now. But it was out there, and now our lives are complete.
2018-07-23 02:34:56 +0000 UTC View PostYou asked for it... and asked for it... and asked for it... and we did it. And we brought along a damn funny guest to help.
2018-07-15 20:18:46 +0000 UTC View PostYou ask...we deliver...but more importantly you give us money
-the Gam crew
This week, we learn how it all began and immediately start asking WHY it all began.
2018-07-09 19:33:00 +0000 UTC View PostThis month were taking on the francophone who brings it home, the man with splits to give you shits. The One. The Only. JCVD baby.
Heath's Nomination:
Double Team:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36gSLmCHpUQ
Noah's Nomination:
Derailed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKiu...
This week, we welcome Mark and Doug from the How to Heretic because I'll be damned if we were gonna do another Mormon movie with no translators.
Also, we just announced our live show coming up in London. If you'd like more info, you can find it here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575
Well,
The people have spoke and if ya'll meant what you said we're coming to london baby. The venue is booked. Our bags our packed. And we'll be doing a show under the watchful eye of the virgin queen. But nobody gets tickets before you...because we love you the most
But dont wait. Every single platinum night we've ever done has sold out and this one will too! Plus our VIP tickets usually go as well
2018-06-29 16:53:09 +0000 UTC
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This week, we became the first three people to ever say "Man, I sure wish we had a Mormon around."
2018-06-25 18:48:29 +0000 UTC View PostThis month we reach back into the bag of 'also rans' from Heath's recent selections and find a GEM.
2018-06-23 02:03:52 +0000 UTC View PostThis week, we meet Heath's soulmate again.
2018-06-18 18:24:56 +0000 UTC View PostHey you beautiful peoples,
So the gang is hoping to make it to QED this year but sadly asking Marsh and Andy to foot the bill every time we fly across the pond isn't doable. So the goal is to do a live GAM in london a few days before QED to pay for the trip. Could you make it?
And for you americanos, who could make it to a live show in LA in January?
We'd love to make both these shows work but we wanna make sure there'd be enough of you beautiful babaloos before we start p...
This week, Frank and Dan from Thank God I'm Atheist join us for the first ever breakdown of a movie with one of the actors in the movie.
2018-06-11 22:30:31 +0000 UTC View PostHEATH DECIDES!
This month is heath's chance to catch up on all the gems you cast aside for Eli's obviously superior choices
Steele
Shack as a superhero!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAWWmLfkWo
Over the Top
More Sly but this time with a magic hat and armwrestling
https://www.youtube.com/watc...
This week, we kick Mormon movie month off with special guest Bryce Blankenagel from the Naked Mormonism podcast. Because few people know the true scope of Joseph Smith's mob boss history better...
2018-06-04 22:16:20 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week's episode, humidity parmesan clumps.
2018-05-28 07:17:11 +0000 UTC View PostOn this month's Sly Stallone bonus episode, Heath gets angry about democracy again.
2018-05-26 03:16:00 +0000 UTC View PostOh my god, somehow it got worse. They increased the budget since the first one, and made it worse. I underestimated them.
2018-05-21 19:57:09 +0000 UTC View PostOur 20th rapture movie, and our 14th David AR White movie. Or we're just stuck in a time loop.
2018-05-14 00:57:31 +0000 UTC View PostThis week we watch an insanity. There's really no other way to say it.
2018-05-07 01:07:50 +0000 UTC View PostThree great choices for you this month.
Heath's Choice:
Over the Top
Arm wrestling stalone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_qa_mLrQmY
Eli's Choice:
Stop or my Mom will Shoot
This is the movie Stalone says ruined his career
https://www.youtu...
Okay; two late drops in a row... don't worry, I'm not gonna make a habit of it or anything. Last week everybody but Morgan was travelling, and this week Morgan was travelling, but we'll be back to our normal release schedule next week.
Until then, enjoy Eli making Andrew crazy nervous for two hours.