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GAM053 Passion of the Christ LIVE! from NYC

Proudly presenting our first ever live record. And also apologizing in advance for a couple of brief technical issues. And a lot of laughing at visual humor... that part's Eli's fault.

GAM052: What the Bleep Do We Know!?

Depending on which "we" they're referring to, I feel like I know the answer and it's really short.

GAM051 Vultures of Horror 2

Okay, so the episode is a little short, I'm a little late getting it to you, and it's the wrong movie. There's a good reason for all three, I promise, and I explain it at the beginning of the episode, but if you can't wait that long, here it is.We had the SciBabe on. She was awesome. We reviewed What the !#@% Do We Know!? and she was phenomenal. Unfortunately, when we got her audio a couple days later, it wasn't usable. There were a number of problems with it that would have made it impos...

GAM050 Day When the Sun Rises in West

This film shock the world.

GAM049 Will A Man Rob God?

Will a trans yeti shit in the woods?

GAM Bonus 004: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Noah's driving across the country in a U-Haul over the weekend, which probably means the "early" release on next week's show isn't gonna be all that early. So to help ease the wait, we offer up our Patreon-only bonus episode for the month of July.Because apparently moving wasn't masochistic enough.Dropbox Link: https://www.dropbox.com/s/3wsvyyuugcnpb0n/GAM-2016-07-22.mp3?dl=0 

GAM048 Accidental Activist

Truth in advertising. Everything about this movie seemed accidental.

GAM047: Leap 2: Rise of the Beast

When a movie is this bad, you just can't wait to record.

GAM046: Leap

I know we say this is the worst movie we've ever seen a lot. But this time we mean it.

Gam045 God's Army

Two episodes in as many days.

GAM Bonus 003: Matrix Revolutions

Okay; looks like the file was a little too big for Patreon to handle (I get that complaint a lot); so I reduced the bit rate a little and now it should work fine. Sorry about the double email; etc.

GAM B3 Matrix: Revolutions

For some reason, I'm unable to post the bonus episode on Patreon. Everytime I upload the file, Patreon crashes. So as soon as that problem is fixed, I'll add the episode as usual; but between now and then, you can download it through Drop Box and listen through a different player.

Sorry about the inconvenience.

Dropbox Link:  https://www.dropbox.com/s/x8fdqk9024kqgut/GAM-201...

GAM044 The Book of Mormon Volume One: The Journey

In this week's episode, we're joined by Dan and Mark of Thank God I'm Atheist for the hands down craziest things we've seen so far in Mormon Movie Month.

And also Heath's sort of there but he's not there. I'll explain in the episode. 

Bonus Review Survey

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/V8K2C9K

Sorry... Noah got that episode done a bit quicker than we expected. If you'd like to chime in on which movie we do for the secular bonus review this month, follow the link above. 

Gam043 Cipher in the Snow and Johnny Lingo

This week we present our first ever double feature; two "educational" shorts produced by Brigham Young University to teach us all about how loser kids die, and women can be purchased for cows.  Enjoy. 

GAM042: Saturday's Warrior

Sorry about the late drop this week; but I'm hoping the sheer insanity of the movie makes up for it.  Kicking off Mormon Movie Month with the help of the incomparable David Michael from My Book of Mormon, and if this week's selection is any indicator, these Mormon flicks are a GOLDMINE.

GAM041: Rock: It's Your Decision

This week, Noah says vertical twice when he meant horizontal, and will never feel right again.

GAM Bonus 002: Pixels

I can say without hesitation that this is the worst movie we've watched for you; and I'd like to apologize in advance for screaming in your ear. And for all the nasty stuff Eli wishes upon you for making him watch this.

Note: You're not charged for this episode; just the weekly ones.

Other Note: If you have trouble listening or downloading through Patreon's site or app, you can also get the bonus episode for a limited time through dropbox here:

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GAM040: More Than Chance

This episode is chocked full of crippling laughter...

GAM039: Second Glance

This is the movie we've been training for...

GAM038: The Freedom of Silence

Despite the title, it was a talkie.

Edit: Originally had this as GAM037. I knew it was gonna fuck me up when GAM passed of Skepticrat. 

GAM037: Vultures of Horror

Eli, Noah, and Heath access Nollywood.

GAM036: The Black Rider: Revelation Road

We finally reach the conclusion of this bloated trilogy of David AR White playing guns with other grown ups with the undisputed most/least enjoyable film in the series.  Featuring Thomas Smith from Comedy Shoeshine, and Kevin Sorbo dressed as a gay sheep.

Which Movie Should We Review?

We're less than $30 away from the $1000 goal, which means we'll be adding the monthly non-Christian bonus review in no time.  So we're getting ahead now by getting your input.  This survey is exclusively open to GAM patrons at the $2 level or above; so please don't share the link.

Feel free to add suggestions, and we'll keep the survey updated as we go.  Remember, this is for the NON-CHRISTIAN BONUS REVIEW, so it can be anything (other than a religious movie, I guess).  ...

GAM035: Revelation Road 2: Sea of Glass and Fire

Somehow, we talked Thomas into coming back for seconds.

GAM034: Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End

This week we're joined by special guest masochist Thomas Smith from Atheistically Speaking, Thomas and the Bible, Comedy Shoeshine, and season three of Serial (sorry Anita!) for an atheist review of Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End; a film for all those people who kept wondering why David AR White is never cast as a super-karate ninja assassin.

GAM Bonus 001: Batman V Superman

A minimally edited 2 hour tirade about why this movie had something for everyone to hate.  And no; you won't get charged for this one.  Enjoy...

If you'd prefer, you can download this episode through dropbox here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/woudbh6nl4myz72/GAM-2016-04-10.mp3?dl=0 

GAM033: God's Not Dead 2

In this week's episode, the straw man cometh.  And the bonus musical track arrived just in time.  Get excited.

GAM32: Mercy Rule

In this week's episode, Heath gets indignant about sports stuff, Noah gets indignant about god stuff, and Eli mispronounces the same guy's name 41 times.